IT IS VERY FUNNY

I think I need this book,he has opened my eyes too.

There's a book called 'Brighter Grammar' which you can buy to brush up on your funny grammar. Buy it at my expense!

a twitter user wrote "Brighter Grammar " hahahaha dis people no know say oga reno deh give back to sender hahaha

hmmmm it is serious oooh

Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja
President Muhammadu Buhari on Tuesday said results of the series of medical checkups he carried out in the cause of his medical vacation had shown that he needed longer period of rest.
He said this necessitated his staying back in London, United Kingdom longer than initially planned.
The President said this in a four-paragraph made available to journalists by his Special Adviser on Media and Publicity, Mr. Femi Adesina.
Adesina did not disclose how long the President’s “longer period of rest” will take.
He however thanked Nigerians for their prayers and good wishes while assuring them that there is no cause for worry.
The statement read, “President Muhammadu Buhari thanks millions of Nigerians who have been sending good wishes and praying for his health and well-being in mosques and churches throughout the country.

“The President is immensely grateful for the prayers, show of love and concern.

“President Buhari wishes to reassure Nigerians that there is no cause for worry.

‘”During his normal annual checkup, tests showed he needed a longer period of rest, necessitating the President staying longer than originally planned.”
http://punchng.com/need-longer-period-rest-says-buhari/

This is a good news.

The Independent National Electoral Commission has fixed Saturday for the conclusion of outstanding 2015 elections in Rivers.

The commission’s Resident Electoral Commissioner in the state, Mr. Aniedi Ikoiwak, in a statement on Tuesday said the exercise would hold at Etche and Omuma Local Government Areas.

The election, according to the statement, is to fill the Etche Constituency II seat in the House of Assembly and Etche/Omuma seat in the House of Representatives.

It said that the election would hold in 147 polling units in 19 Registration Areas in Etche and one polling unit (Umuogba Community I) in Omuma.
The commission encouraged eligible voters in the constituencies to come out enmasse to vote for their candidates.

“The commission assures the public of a credible and fair conclusion of the election in Etche Local Government Area,” the statement said.

It also said that security agencies had been contacted to provide adequate security during the exercise.

Following a court rulings that invalidated the 2015 federal and state legislative elections in the state, INEC slated March 19, 2016, for re-run polls.

Unfortunately, the exercise was marred by violence, which forced the electoral body to suspend the polls midway.

On Dec. 10, 2016, when the re-run was rescheduled, it was inconclusive in Etche and part of Omuma areas due to some irregularities, prompting the repeat which has been fixed for Saturday.

(NAN)
http://punchng.com/inec-fixes-saturday-for-outstanding-rivers-election/

Nigeria's President Missing in action.........

https://twitter.com/MrAyeDee/status/829744163725963264

This comparison of how the Nigerian Naira measures against other currencies is sad!.
http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2017/02/this-comparison-of-how-nigerian-naira.html

Law Enforcement Agents Celebrating Criminals-Started With The DG of DSS Welcoming Ibori Back, @PoliceNG took it to a whole new level. https://twitter.com/SaharaReporters/status/828138271687528453

This MMM related news item is 100% fake, caveat emptor.

NCC is about to do to data what CBN has been doing to dollars, that we've always done to fuel and a big reason power is bad. Price fixing.

With purchasing power eroded as a result of inflation & many losing their jobs leading to a recession, how does hiking data make sense?

Helping to build other nations, Dubai for Etisalat, SA for MTN or India for Airtel.

With purchasing power eroded as a result of inflation & many losing their jobs leading to a recession, how does hiking data make sense?

Now let that sink in, for example a song is 4MB, at 90k per MB, that comes to N3.60 to download/stream one song.

The new Data Services tariff is No.90k/MB on:
Etisalat
Airtel
Glo
MTN
They happen 2 have d most reliable services & biggest footprints
So...

Another one:[b][/b] This one is simply ridiculous. Evidence of VAT and Tax payment before issuance of passport. Naija na wa o

Another way of introducing the infamous "social media bill" to shut up any divergent view

They also forget they are increasing the cost of living and reducing purchasing power in Nigeria. We are only heading towards a depression.

this Govt is insensitive, most jobless youths are now into online PR and blogging. They thrive on prices of data for what they do

This is directed at censorship - as the government with the worst mention on social media, they want to suppress Nigerians further!

I am pained at the moment. Why is FG treating us this bad? by a twitter user.

And sombody ask this question: What is masses enjoying sef?Charges on Vc was heavy.We exchange data for voice call they still come after us. Kai.

Sombody answered: It only took a few months, now I know d new NCC chair's position on Data, with tariff hikes, NEGATIVELY affecting it is THE way he's going.

In other nations govts urge GSM firms to reduce tariff. In Nigeria NCC asks them to increase! Fuel, electric and GSM up yet salary is same!

Girls wit their lying degree

continue

It’s probably time to break up with the boyfriend when you’re flying out to Atlanta to ride your boss’s D. But some people want to have their cake and eat it, too — because is that really too much to ask? This girl broke all the relationship rules by going doing just that. Jackie told bae she was going away alone, but did the total opposite. She got on a plane with a hotel reservation in Atlanta and the full intention of enjoying some strange pipe. Only problem is, Jackie got sloppy. Really sloppy — and it wouldn’t take Liam Neeson to figure out what she was up to.

He called her bluff and then goes completely ham. There is no reply, but those messages have been delivered, read and most likely cried over (unless she has no heart, which is quite possible). The guy said he’d throw her stuff into trash bags and toss them onto the street. Cold. Honestly, hearts are breaking everywhere today. Did you hear about the guy who stalked his wife with a drone and caught her getting into a car with another man? True story — that’s 18 years down the drain.


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tHANK God for this.

nIGERIAN pOLITICIANS BE LIKE APPLE OUTSIDE AND LIKE THIS INSIDE.

Hmmmmm CHIBOK GIRLS? watching in 10D

WATCHING IN 3D

Hmmmmm it is treble