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28496d15
Ladies only. Thank u

28496d15.
Male.
25.
Resides in Lagos.

Would love to build a lasting relationship with a charming, confident, and beautiful woman from any part of the country.

This has got to be my favorite thread in d history of nairaland. Just can't stop laughing...

"Ike garri"
"Boxers torn and preek shifted to remove fone"
"E ti go ara yin sha"
"Bros I need ur help, can I ask u a question"

Hilarious!!!!

la-effizy:
So u feel mtn is worse? U havnt met glo yet. They can send u 10 messages a day. Then those annoying calls to advertise like 10 a day. Then they even flash me with one funny 6 digit number. Some times I feel like smashing my phone against d wall.

Using a glo line sure can make one feel like smashing one's fone on the concrete. I only used glo for abt 4days a couple of years ago and it was an awful experience to say the least. These days, I get inundated with messages on stuff I have no interest in by etisalat and mtn. And d msgs always seem to arrive when u are expecting sometin important.

lupey: I actually can,but then it depends on how far we've gone in the relationship and how much we've bonded

Culd u elaborate a lil on wat u mean by 'how far we've gone'. And is it possible to bond wt someone(u r in love wt) with d relationship not being particularly far gone so to speak.

Maybe it's just me, but serenading a lover does seem like sometin dats likely to happen impulsively, but d way d OP puts it, it kinda sounds like someting u have to take a decision on.

lupey: Definitely rats!

Sweaty, filthy rats. Dey don't give up until they've built a colony in ur house/store. Hell, dey don't give up after they have done that either. And roaches, nothing more disgusting than a cockroach turned on its back and strugglin so hard to get bak on its feet, or wateva it is dey walk with.

berem: What's the difference between what i said and yours?

Major difference, cos u r totally off-base
'Gbe' here doesn't mean carry. Its rather a combo of gba + ero, 'gba' means to collect, ( in the manner that one wud collect rainwater ) and ero literally means crown. Plus d 'A' at d beginin of the word doesn't mean 'we' as u said. In yoruba, the alfabet, 'A' or 'O' is used to represent 'one that #insert verb here#. So agbero is one dat collects passengers. Oluko is one dat teaches and so on

playstation: hey house please can someone help me with the phone number of the HR in diageo, i took the online accessessment test since 6th of august and up till now no information on it, no success mail, no regret mail, no failure delivery, all spam and trash religiously checked. , any other person in the same shoe?

please help fellow Sales applicants,batch 2.

Similar situation here. Applied for hr

ikechichum: Thanks bro... I have sent them a detailed mail..il still try to cal dem ..its in their court in d end...its 1 of 3tins eida dey cn gve me anoda day, consider me 4anoda function like dey did wid olawuumni sam (earlier in d thread) or they can ignore me..lol... eida ways we stay pushin

I wanna ask, wat is the email adres with which I can contact diageo. I did not get a regret email nor a email for phone interview since I did the online test
. Thank you

They must be high on that good stuff if they think there are only 35000 area boys in Lagos

Tot I was d only one dat recognised him. Iv seen all dia videos

Pdude is living a bland life in Nowhere,USA. He is bored out of his wits and desperately needs some action, and he doesn't mind talking like a wum to get it too. This explains why he keeps OCDing on akingbola and ibru when this is clearly not about them. The only other possible reason for his words is way darker.

Thanks Jarus

Batch 2 here. I applied for d graduate HR role and got a mail to complete d numerical ability test which I did on july28. No correspondence since then.

Someone pls tell me wat dia policy is on mobile fones. Hope u r allowed to at least have it in ur pocket cos dat list of 'donts' on d IV email reads like a Customs prohibition list.

I know Lupey. She z halfway thru her Law degree here in Uni. And trust me, none of the pictures on here even be begin to do her justice. She is way more awesome up close.

And na one man go dey ba/\/g karen igho...telling her she z pretty and all.

The girl is Lola Omotayo. D same person Peter now has 2kids with

does anyone know how i can use MTN or Etisalat BIS to browse on my laptop

At the risk of posting yet another Tb-joshua inspired topic, im however sure im nt d only person wondering d same.

The Naija girl deserves all the hate-filled outburst in d world if she or her parents are actually stupid (or wasteful) enuff to throw over 3million naira a year @ a UK Government dats trying dia hardest to keep u outta d damn place, and make d place practically unlivable if u do manage to get in.

hrmkz: I was already late for work, as I alight from the danfo at oshodi, crossed to middle of express and withing a twinkle of an eye this guy appeared from nowhere and held my trouser shouting " I don catch u, u no climb bridge" but he left me withing seconds and disappeared. I got to the office, settled down for almost hours before noticing that my BB is gone (Bold 5 @ 100k).

A similar thing happend to me around CMS. Thank god i realised my fone was missing after all of about 3seconds. I screamed 'Ole!' so loudly the thug handed d fone back to me, wt an embarassed grin on his face.

20 boring facts about the Alaafin wud have been more accurate.

razznaija: .

jim sef nor b small pikin. So dey might b onto something there. her outfit and entire look is just tacky

lite don come?
Lite don come
U wan make ur blood dry?
U wan make ur blood dry
sometin dey worrey u?
Sometin dey worrey u
shishi no enta ur hand?
Shishi no enta ur hand
u don knak am apako?
U don knak am apako
rain beat u?
Rain beat u

it's girls like this dat make some dudes suddenly become gay. She is just so fugly. jim himself looks like a mashed-up plate of amala.

of all the stupid people on nairaland, this OP has gottta be high up there wt the best of the stupids..

Freddieyankee: If dem tell u to go work the kind job wey those Mexicans dey do... You go fit do am... So shut ur mouth if u av nothing to say. Yeye goat

Bro...if u need someone to insult, y dnt u begin wt u

manny,rhino,deshclones,hrhob,afam,dayokanu...pls guys dont stop commenting. Y'all are giving us the best comedy ever.

well im a a bit of an authority on this cos i trade in both recharge cards and pure water @ a shop on a major busy street around alaba,lagos..and i can tell u dat wyl recharge kads rake in more money...dey aint got shit on pure water as a fast-moving commodity. For every person coming in 2 buy recharge card, there are 20 who cant wait to get their hands on pure water... Infact, about half of those who come to buy recharge card end up buying pure water....so go figure ;Dwell im a a bit of an authority on this cos i trade in both recharge cards and pure water @ a shop on a major busy street around alaba,lagos..and i can tell u dat wyl recharge kads rake in more money...dey aint got shit on pure water as a fast-moving commodity. For every person coming in 2 buy recharge card, there are 20 who cant wait to get their hands on pure water... Infact, about half of those who come to buy recharge card end up buying pure water....so go figure

I know we have alot of international Nairalanders who can confirm this for us. Most Nigerian actors,musicians,etc often travel out of the country. Has anybody here flown in the same plane with them. And did they fly Economy or first class? Share your experience.