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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by k2039: 3:51pm On Jul 16, 2019
lilangel20:
I get dangote interview tomorrow...
Anybody fit epp local pikin with tips.
Uncle jarus...Training nko 4 dangote grin
Refinery?

My panel: I was basically asked to draw a distillation column and explain how it works.


For other panels, the questions where based entirely on the applicants cv.

By the way I studied petroleum engineering, and my interview was mid last year.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by k2039: 11:21am On Jul 12, 2019
RapportNaija:

DO NOT SIT BEFORE BEEN OFFERED A SEAT. BUTTON YOUR SUIT WHEN YOU GO IN, UNBUTTON WHEN YOU SIT DOWN

To think my panel told me I could unbutton and I refused (I actually thought it was a setup).

My HSE question, I was told to list 4, I went beyond 4 and I was told I don't listen to instructions, that I should only do what's asked of me, not beyond.

Different strokes for different folks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by k2039: 10:01pm On Jul 11, 2019
Twhizzy2:
How long did it take for you to be get paid after the interview?
This is Nigeria.

Most likely, the money is ready, but someone will decide to fix it, get the interest and disburse the money later.

Hypothetically, the money will be paid next year.

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Politics / Re: Elections Results Tally With Civil Society Observations –EU by k2039: 9:47am On Mar 02, 2019
handsomeclouds:
Buhari will keep appointing from the north.

You can't reap where you didn't sow

You didn't vote for him, but you want him to appoint you to positions.

The president is presiding over the affairs of the country, irrespective of the region he comes for/voted for him

The president is not the president of a region, but the president of a country.

If any presidential candidate think otherwise, then he is not fit to be the president of a country.
Politics / Re: Simple Logic: Presidential Accreditation Should Equal That Of Senate In A State by k2039: 4:33pm On Feb 28, 2019
Abuja has only one senatorial district.

So the presidential/ Senate accredited voters should tally for Abuja.

Unfortunately I can't even find anything about the number of accredited voters for the Senate.

I have been online looking for information about other states for about an hour. I can say it's practically hard to get the accredited number of voters for the 3 senatorial districts in a states.

At best I saw one for some states.

This kind of information should be on Inec's website, sadly, it's not

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Religion / Re: Was The Bible Inspired By God? by k2039: 2:16pm On Feb 24, 2019
Give examples of where the gospels contradicted one another.

I can then pick it up from there.

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Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson Wore Condoms To Prevent Him From Wetting The Bed – Doctor by k2039: 3:46pm On Feb 21, 2019
meobizy:
I don’t believe this.
Urine is a lot more in volume than sperm.
It is enough to wet the condom so bad it’ll fall off.
Once the condom is off the bed gets wet either way.
The story is believable if he always slept under the influence of drugs, alcohol etc.
However my opinion remains, a condom is useless against bed wetting.

Google "condom catheter"
Religion / Re: Which Psalm Works For You As A Christian? by k2039: 10:55am On Oct 14, 2018
Psalm 109

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Phones / Re: Top 5 Apps For The New Premier League Season 2018/2019. by k2039: 10:09am On Aug 22, 2018
priceaction:
Just only scores?
What about the best black market apps for streaming matches especially that will be able to show probably all live schedules and time they will start. I learnt that Kodi plugin does that , but is there any alternatives apart from Kodi? Am tired of trial and error clicking on other apps like modro and tvtap that won't be sure what they are playing.

Download live soccer TV (apk on play store)

It tells you the viewing channels for all matches
Education / Re: 2017/2018 UI Postgraduate Discussion Thread by k2039: 7:39pm On Apr 30, 2018
Requirements for clearance


Make sure your admission letter is on one page
Romance / Re: Can You Break Your Current Relationship For #45M???? by k2039: 6:11pm On Mar 02, 2018
Fakura:
I can even beat my girlfriend half to death for half the price. Then I'll pay her hospital bills with like 1% of the money and still break up with her after.

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Romance / Re: Can You Break Your Current Relationship For #45M???? by k2039: 6:10pm On Mar 02, 2018
CAPITAL & BOLD YES
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by k2039: 6:18pm On Sep 01, 2017
babatunx:
Good start but d match is ending 2:2
what did you smoke?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by k2039: 6:17pm On Sep 01, 2017
Stevengerd:
See as dis commentary deh sweet my belle... me and my guys gazz celebrate am
are you for real?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by k2039: 6:11pm On Sep 01, 2017
feyilag:
I tell you my bro! those guys need to step up their their commentary game. it was not sweet to the ears at all and was sounding like two people talking about a news headline in their street or in front of the Newspaper stand.lol
They didn't carry out any research on the players and even the teams. They don't have any thing to say.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by k2039: 5:50pm On Sep 01, 2017
grandlexuz:
Congrats to the Naija side once again.. The most annoying part though is not the goal but the very unprofessional attitude of the commentators on an international channel..
So bias

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cameroon: 2018 FIFA World Cup Qualifier 4 - 0 (Full Time) by k2039: 5:49pm On Sep 01, 2017
The commentary is trash

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Religion / Re: 12 Ways To Identify Pharisees In Your Church by k2039: 7:28am On Jul 23, 2017
Narldon:
Pharisees?



Is that how they use to do?
Pharisees were hypocrites. That was basically their sin.

Everything the op wrote smells hypocrisy.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst&young Graduate Trainee 2017 by k2039: 9:47am On Jun 06, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ernst&young Graduate Trainee 2017 by k2039: 9:46am On Jun 06, 2017
For those writing today, this are the two patterns I saw in my cousins test, just now

Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by k2039: 6:24am On May 30, 2017
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Politics / Re: Man Develops Massive Erection While Taking Picture With Lady (photo) by k2039: 7:59pm On Jan 01, 2017
Romance / Re: How Do I FFUCKK This Girl (need Help Badly) by k2039: 7:53pm On Jan 01, 2017
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by k2039: 2:00pm On Feb 16, 2016
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by k2039: 1:06pm On Feb 16, 2016
jubrealguy:
dat statement ain't entirely true bro....... My first class peeps dey teach lowo lowo........ Engineering course for that matter, the ones in the university environ sef finished wit upper and lower........that i know of sha. One dey lecture sef

Which batch?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by k2039: 9:52am On Feb 16, 2016
Chinweukamaka:
Pls pls pls u guys shuld chill nw,he's indirectly telling emirate0 dat dere's no nid 4 him to b worried.So emirate0,as a 1st class graduate pls just see beyond wat he said pls thank u.
As for d question u asked,i think merit,distinction,1st class r d same but if dey r not then u can correct it in camp since u'll b going along wit ur SOR or Certificate

It will affect his posting, I understand first class graduates are to serve in the university environ.

I believe the error is from his school and he should call the NYSC hotlines and probably get in touch with the dsa.
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by k2039: 9:44am On Feb 16, 2016
drjoshua2000:


U seriously need to be checked. Graduates like you are no good if the country will move forward. We don't need first class graduate whose attitude and manners is worse than that of a primary school drop out. That's if you are even eligible for NYSC. SMH

I think this is uncalled for.

You seriously aren't behaving any better.
NYSC / Re: Accommodation For Corpers In Kaduna by k2039: 8:35am On Feb 03, 2016
jadareese:
Single room Accommodation in u/Rimi GRA available for serving corp members with PPA in Kaduna north area of d state.interested? send a mail to jadareese@gmail.com for details
How much
Education / Re: Unilag 2015/2016 Admission by k2039: 12:06pm On Aug 19, 2015
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Romance / Re: I Love Her But She Keeps Too Much Male Friends by k2039: 6:36pm On Jul 04, 2015
shawn5ng:
Hmmmmm.... I opened this thread back in 2013 forward to 2015 July.
I can boldly tell you that am married to a more beautiful lady than the two ladies I was refering to on this thread.
Thanks to those who genuinely give reasonable advice. I think I was blindfolded in love with a wrong personality but then I found love again and a better and genuine one indeed. This is my testimony. K2039,idowuogbo and others I feel you guys. Thanks
kudos to you for moving on, most times we try to shortchange ourselves, I'm happy you found love again and and not just love but true love.

Wishing you a blissful marriage.
Family / Re: My God! My God!! Who Have I Married?? by k2039: 6:56pm On Jun 21, 2015
freecocoa:
Why are people saying he cheated before marriage therefore it shouldn't count? 20 days to the wedding means everything's set and they must be traditionally married(which is the main marriage rite) so how can it still be before marriage?

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I can say with 99.9% certainty that if he cheated then, he will cheat again.

If he wasn't faithful during the courtship, he won't be faithful after.

To think the dude even called this lady after one of his sexual escapades is even alarming.

Even more alarming is that he has more than one sexual partner.


A leopard cannot change its spots.
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Family / Re: My God! My God!! Who Have I Married?? by k2039: 2:56pm On Jun 21, 2015
njokusboy:
Let it be clear 0p, you can just divorce ur husband and move on with your life....
Or you can forgive him and pretend it never happened and hope he's repented...


One last thing, seek a marriage counsellor with experience, most women here have never had to deal with a cheating spouse before or are even single.. they have no valuable advise to render, they won't even be able to advice themselves if they were in your shoes... Am assuming your story is true, they don't have the answers you seek here...
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You are right, I hope she doesn't even get more confuse with all the advise she is receiving.
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