I give up!

Na wa o!


When there are more pressing issues in the world na mammary size dem dey warri about.....


Indeed the world is about to end.... Smh

Akathriel:
Ok, now I get it. This is the latest strategy in town. The other day, it was a guy who parked his car in a street to buy a carton of indomie noodles.

Tomorrow, I'll look for a Mai-Shai in my vicinity and pose for the camera with the following:

1.) A stick of Benson & Hedges in my mouth.

2.) A chilled bottle of Gulder on my table.

3.) An Airtel airtime of 500 placed beside the Gulder.

4.) Display a Dangote Macaroni to the Mai-Shai with my left hand.

5.) Display an Honeywell Spaghetti to the Mai-Shai with my right rand.

6.) A face-cap of Innoson Vehicles on my head.

7.) A Cheque-book of FCMB on my table.

I'll then post the picture on Twitter with my phone number boldly written on it the next day.

You be real okoro

Lalasticlala!

Password - snake.


Oya front page biko

Folzye:


I want to ask the same question , where is the small london? But b4 u attempt to slap, prove to me where London is else get ready to face the queen of England and tell her your street with archaic buildings and grace C tarred roads compares with the London standard.... Even VI no fit claim small London with confidence

He was hypothetically typing, what he meant was the road now is way better than it was before

Some people don't think that their dream can be stupid.

How more artificial can one get again... see her lips!


Before you know it, the lips will deflate like a car tire that ran over chain of nails. Smh!

Hahahahhaahhah lwtmb!


You do you jare.......

The issue is, it seems open is looking for permission to get hooked to a white woman; hence the praise to the white skin.

Stop trying to justify why you like a certain thing and go for it......


Ps: make sure you invite me for party food during g the wedding.


Look you women that are bashing him, free the guy, remember one less wahala to worry about... Gbo!

At the end of the whole thing na the woman suffer am pass.... Smh


The best revenge would have been she becoming successful in a business or employment job and then maybe marrying another white rich man or black...

Then find her way to Britain and show the idiot victim of her wrath what he lost...... Na he for commit suicide sef....



Mtchww. Advice! Women never love a man more than he does you.

IamLEGEND1:
the amount of messed up shīt I've seen people go through and still come out the other end with their will to live still intact is beyond what you can imagine.trust me,her "problem" is not even a problem to begin with.
And I'm still at loss as to how my words proved why she wouldn't want to see a doctor if she fears her problem might be medical.care to enlighten us? Oh ye cryptic one

Let's see, seeing we are in Nigeria full of religious bigots..... Many don't realize one just needs someone to talk to them without preaching or referencing to the Bible concept of things. And then we have the myopic ones that will bash the victims because they can't simply listen.

IamLEGEND1:

If it was hormonal imbalance like she said,then why not see a real doctor/gynecologist instead of wasting our time & data here.
+ If this is reason enough for anyone to even contemplate suicide,then that person isn't fit to live.
Or she becomes a nun,not everyone is born to fück his way through life.

Are you in. Nigeria at all.... No scratch that, you sir just proved one of the reasons she might not want to visit any Nigerian doctor.



And FYI, everyone can't solve the same situation the same way... Saying one is not fit to live for contemplating suicide is just wrong on your part.

IamLEGEND1:
it makes me uncomfortable seeing someone old enough to be my mother posting rubbish online.

You no wan bleep guy,ehe & so what? how e take concern us..... abi make we give you medal?

If only you know what many people go through emotionally, you would be more cautious bashing some that comes out to share part of what depresses them.


This is part of the reason why many commit suicide.

I don't think there's anything. Wrong with you or your hormones..... I am going through the same thing as you.


I think what you need is someone that gets you, that you feel connected to, that whenever you're with him you're comfortable and even audacious!

A gentle man, that is romantic...... It seems like a fantasy but this man actually exist.... It's just patience and self love that will make him locate you.


If you're an indoors person like me... Try once in a while to get out and socialize, with friends as well but not all the time.


Take care.

ericsimons18:





so you want to employ a BSc holder to come sit at your front desk ... wu is this guy ..




so you want to employ a BSc holder to come sit at your front desk ... wu is this guy .. u nd ur company nna nndira ... rubbish

Nna eh! I just weak... Smh

johnydon22:


Stupidity from whose point of view?

Mine

youngest85:


I checked your profile i couldn't find human being on it.



Thanks.

loomer:
Na bingo breed

You be okoro....

youngest85:
BEHRINGER

I checked this name I couldn't find it.

Thanks

They are busy laughing at us.....


Africans no dey learn... Smh

KweenSisan:
Genuinely, am not the one who believes in scaring people to take things seriously...but this is a matter of urgency...I read all sort of posts and comments on this forum...where atheists say a whole lot of things...



Really if you had a loved one on the sick bed battling for life...and he received his healing through your belief in Christ..it really wouldn't matter to you if Jesus walked on water or if he did not....It's not the walking on water that matters..but as usual...we make a joke outta everything


Or a friend condemned to a wheel chair walks in Jesus' name...is that when you'll believe...we make a mockery of miracles....WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION?


Is it not obvious that our complacency to everything has taken us into a spiritual coma...but coma is not real life...please we need to wake up...I beg you...

I tell you most strange illnesses were let in by sin...you don't see God at work..SIN!...he's not a lover of iniquity and a lot of US are bone deep in that.

AT A POINT IN MY LIFE I BECAME DOUBTFUL..wanted to know why a whole lot of things were the way they were(the thing knowledge does ehn) why should I do this?...and not do this?..It sank so deep I took a lot of things including telling the world about Jesus for granted...everyone wasn't meant to preach...I concluded(well everyone was was not meant to preach in one particular way)

I even encountered a man who explained in detail how religion was just man trying to reach out to a God...but the difference in Christianity is God tries to reach us too..but if you are not willing...he won't force you..but really there is a God( someone's saying is this what she came to say..be looking for something realer..lol)...if you're still doubtful at this point I fear for you...truly everything we see is basically vanity...don't be so much of a seer you crave to see God too...I even heard someone ask..is your God not a God of the living?? why wait till we die for us to believe in his existence...because he's Ifa abi??..God is spirit(Muslims would have issues with this...but you can't study about it to clear your doubts) and if you become his friend..he will reveal himself...if you think you are principled...you don't know God..


Even when you fly in an airplane do you notice when you fly over your family house?..but here's a God who gave you the holy spirit to show how much he truly cares....I know science has said a lot of things..I love science too but I don't know what you've heard that planted those doubts that you've allowed to grow deep roots...we all need MERCY....All these numerous questions would seem like pure foolishness soon..even 'self made' wouldn't help you...God is after your soul...that which we have so neglected...It's so great how forgiving God is.


He's not silent as you think...you're just not LISTENING..you should try to listen more and talk less..always..even if you're a public speaker.


HIV/AIDS is being cured and because you saw them by-pass a tumor you laugh over it?? which one has your faith healed..even Headache..stop this unhealthy rivalry..we all need Jesus..even the MUSLIMS know Jesus..he's a prophet with a message..he's God's way to reach you now....allow communication take place.




Please say- Lord Jesus...come into my life..am sorry for all have done and said...have mercy on me and come take your place in my life..help me to live a life that is pleasing to you...I LOVE YOU....

Hmn...........


The points you raised here, it's pretty obvious you just want to believe in an imaginary being when you feel helpless..... Believe me I know how that feels cause I feel like that most times in terrible circumstances.


It doesn't mean sky daddy is real, it's human nature to seek for something stronger than us to rule us.... 'slave mentality'

But the ones that refused to believe in imaginary beings are living with their stronger masters called 'concience` which most of those ruled by imaginary beings lack in spite of the moral teachings they claim their book says.


That some people get healed miraculously doesn't mean there isn't an explanation for them, or mysterious happenings.... It just takes time before science finds the answers to such mysteries.

And madam I know you were trying to subtlety yab us atheist so it means you want trouble...

I will tell you this for free.......























BECAREFUL!!!

Please what breed is this dog

She has slight white socks on her front paws.

Each of her hind legs have extra toes and nails, though quite useless.

I heard she's another breed of German Shepherd but I quite disagree....

Any ideas?

Hmn.......


I just mock stupidity na... That's what makes it fun.

NevetsIbot:
beautiful dog btw.... But what dyu use to beat her? I had to use wire on Major after he was a year and was still having that dirty habit. Whipping him like crazy that he'd keep crying minutes after I beat him. Was tired of cleaning poop and mopping the rug full of urine. Use wire on that dog, real wire. Stamp your position as boss. Before I and Major parted, Once I called his name angrily ''MAJOR''.... He's come out with its tail between its legs if he knows he's done something wrong. And I stopped beating him after he was potty trained.

I use normal wood cane for beating kids.....


I will try that wire thing.

Thanks dear


AND P. S - I meant I haven't recovered from the death of my dog. Very sad!

loomer:


Truth be told, walking your dog should be done every single day, 2hours at least.

That's why it difficult to have happy dogs as pets, cos not everyone has such spare time

I will adjust thanks.

loomer:


Truth be told, walking your dog should be done every single day, 2hours at least.

That's why it difficult to have happy dogs as pets, cos not everyone has such spare time

I will adjust

loomer:
How many times in a week do you walk your dog?

For 2 weeks now I have only walked her about 3ce but before that about 4 to 5 times a week.

NevetsIbot:
Op. Your Dog is still being gentle. My dog ''major''an Alsatian, would enter my room and chew at my clothes. Play on me all night. Ease himself at my door. Drink water from the toilet. And he will still wanna sleep on my bed. And When we lock him out any night he's being stubborn, he'd scratched the door all night, crying like a hurt dog.

What we did.... Whenever we discovered he eased himself in the house, I'd drag him there by its collar cos he wouldnt wanna go there knowing he did wrong by pooing there. I'll stick his nose close to the poo or urine and beat it. Soon, Major started running out to ease himself, same thing I did for the toilet drinking habit. And Did I mention that we used to play a lot.... Too much sev

Dogs are very loyal animals and I love Major so much.... Remember when I fractured my leg and was on bed for 2months, Major never stirred from my bed except twas time to eat. But he's no more with me now.

Damn, u still haven't recovered from the death of my last dog, rizona!



As for matron she is capital 'STUBBORN'!


That one you did with major putting his nose where he wrongly poops, I've done that several times several, wossai! E no dey be like say I shake body for am...... Bad dog!

djlaqua91:
Stop beating her. I guess she's still a puppy. Don't give up. Dogs read human emotions well. Learn not to be too harsh on her. I guess you haven't made yourself the Alpha

Beating is not my pleasure at all, if my mom could be surprised at my beating a dog, you can imagine how stubborn the dog is..... She hardly listens to my command no matter how firm my tone is...