Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 9:01am On Jan 22, 2021 |
Greetings!
Please does anyone have Noun's Academic schedule for 2021? |
Crime › Re: Soldier Beats & Disgraces A Lady For Indecent Dressing In Ogun State (Photo) by K9blunt(f): 10:47pm On Dec 05, 2020 |
SilverNorGold: God bless the soldier.. That lady is one of the reasons God is not happy with Nigeria.. That soldier has done well, and may God Almighty punish anyone that condemns his noble action.. The government should look into this.. If possible, the Dress Code Act should be introduced to regulate our manner of dressing.. Cos some are literally walking naked in the name of fashion. This must stop..
1 Timothy 2:9-10
Surah Al-Ahzab 33:59-68 Not only is your brain inept, but your sense of psychopathy questionable... Who the bleep are you to dictate how one decides to live his/her life? Better go back to the hole your likes belong and stop living amongst civilised people. Oni rege rege. |
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Malcolm Richard Omirhobo On One Man Protest At Abuja Villa Gate by K9blunt(f): 6:37pm On Dec 03, 2020 |
Elvictor: in what way will it come back to bite me? is that how none thinking stupidly make you believe such thrash? Fools aren't supposed to last in this life... You're one lucky chap, but your luck will not last if you don't stop being stupid. |
Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Malcolm Richard Omirhobo On One Man Protest At Abuja Villa Gate by K9blunt(f): 10:28am On Dec 03, 2020 |
Elvictor: Boko Haram is Northern Business, any Southern busy body or notice me should be shot at sight. I repeat shot at sight, thrash. If you can take the pain of not thinking stupidly, you will realise that "Northern business" is also the Southern, eastern and western business. This will come back to bite you. Slow poke! |
Literature › The Siren Of Death! (short Story) by K9blunt(op): 11:30pm On Nov 08, 2020 |
The siren of death....
The bus buckled to an abrupt stop atop a bridge, this jerked Amos back to consciousness from his troubled thoughts; he alighted from the bus, as his feet landed on the pavement, the tremble from vehicles traversing the bridge to various locations unsettled him.
Trying to arrange his school certificates and other qualifications and to think of another way to get to his appointment which had been due for over an hour courtesy the lack of bus and the hike in transport fares, Amos couldn't think straight admist the noise from the road and the other passengers raining abuses on the conductor and driver that were frantically trying to repair the expired and over used engine of the bus.. Amos lost hope on getting that job that should help keep him and his family afloat. 'I am tired' he thought, 'why are bad things always happening to me?' Everywhere he turned, he saw walls, claustrophobia clawing at his skin, his mind full of chaos and then, he heard the sound: so beautiful, so inviting, it has been calling to him but from a distance but now it is clear, so clear he could almost humm it but he didn't have the vocal capacity, no human or animal did. It took a few minutes to understand who was calling him, not by his name, but by the name only he and the voice knew him by. Many people mocked those who answered the voice, others sympathised, most tried to counsel those who tried to follow the voice. But there was no one, not at this moment to caution amos from Following this voice, lucky for amos the voice wasn't far, it was just beneath the bridge beckoning him, the waves lazying by with the wind, calm and oblivious to the worries of humans...
The voice called to him 'come to me, I will comfort you... Come to me, let me take away your sorrows'. 'How will you do that? ' amos asked the wave.
'na who this wan dey talk to sef?' mumbled one of the stranded passenger 'free am, na so madness dey start' replied another passenger... Amos ignored them, if only they could hear what he was hearing.
'leave it to me' said the voice 'just come, let me take you to where worries and sadness don't exist, come to me' said the voice . Amos knew what to do, his hands already relieved of his years of studying and evidence of his time in the institutions scattered on the ground. Amos plunged.
Sinking, he could not breath, he could not swim, amos struggled to hold on to life, but the voice persuaded him, telling him not to worry 'soon it will be over' 'But I can't breath' ' I know, don't struggle let me take you to where I promised you. Trust me.' 'For how long? ' 'It will only take a minute, and we will be there, just you and me' 'A place of no worries, no pain, no sorrows.. What is a minute to sacrifice for peace to feel'... Reasured Amos left himself to the voice, the last thing he saw was a hand too late trying to bring him back to what he left behind.
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Crime › Re: Dog Dies In Colombia, Was 'Gang-Raped' And Stabbed 30 Times by K9blunt(f): 12:15pm On Nov 07, 2020 |
MikeMicheal: Is there anything wrong about it? Afterall, it is an animal. As if most of you havent killed animals before. Will you shut up! You psychopath! |
Food › Re: Since This Spoon Was Invented Occasion Rice Has Never Been The Same-man Cries by K9blunt(f): 5:26pm On Nov 06, 2020 |
dokie: Bros, it is only God that will bless you for this your video. 
Those ones wey say na glutton, we go to party for fun, yen yen yen, i will forgive you because una "come" Nigeria when things don spoil finish.
Party is for eating and drinking full stop. If you no get money to share better food, dont do party. Simple.
But if you decide say you wan do party, you are under obligation to have enough food and drinks on ground.
How can you justify inviting people for a party only for them to come and you give them food fit for small children? In-fact it has become so bad that many now eat very well at home before they go to party. That is an aberration. In times past, you leave your stomach empty when going for a party having in mind that you will eat rice to your full at the party. But today, you go reach party sometimes sef dem go tell you say food don finish, or say rice dey but no meat.
What rubbish. Only those that speak the truth live long in wisdom and knowledge. Brother, you will live long! |
Health › Re: Nick Spencer Committed Suicide By Hanging At His $2.5 Million Mansion by K9blunt(f): 12:30pm On Oct 01, 2020 |
johhhnn: Poverty doesn't buy happiness either! No dy use all these stupid quote motivate yourself Thank you! �� |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is Your Most Embarassing Moment While Job Hunting. by K9blunt(f): 7:47am On Aug 14, 2020 |
DonDemu: I Got to the interview without my resume and when they asked me for it I just stared back blank faced, my throat was dry and when I wanted to explain that I assumed they should have it, as I started speaking, spit flew from my mouth onto the face of the HR staff. As she jerked backwards, her cup of coffee in her other hand spilled all over her white suit and she screamed because it was hot and she fell backwards onto the glass table which shattered.
A case of yawa from village--soft work... �
I got up and left in a hurry and ended up crashing into the glass sliding door and it broke to pieces. I'm so sorry it clearly wasn't your day at all.. � |
Sports › Re: American Fans Boo Players Who Took A Knee During Anthem Before MLS Match by K9blunt(f): 10:14pm On Aug 13, 2020 |
Righteousness89: As For me and my House, Even if the whole World does it, we will not bow or kneel under any Guise or Movement or Whatever!
The devil is way smarter than what you think or Imagine. He comes through subtle means to cage People.
When people are Spirtually blind, they fall Casualties of Manipulations and Manipulators.
What are u Kneeling to? Who are u Kneeling to?
These are the End of times. Open your Spiritual eyes to see! The devil and his agents are smartly Covering grounds for what is to come. Many are Foolishly following like Sheep led to the Slaughter!
The World is lost and needs Help.
JESUS is the Help the World Needs not all these Rituals and Manipulations..
I only Kneel to My Precious DADDY in Heaven! Oh bloody hell, will you shut up! |
Politics › Re: Monguno: Buhari Plans To Overhaul Security Architecture by K9blunt(f): 12:02am On Aug 05, 2020 |
Nbotee: Lolzzz... Oh he's still planning? Ppl are dying and he's still planning... Dis was d same person who said he was satisfied with his service Chiefs wen Nigerians cried out for a change? D same person who only recently said he has done his best in tackling d security situation in d nation? And now d same person is dissatisfied? Abeg how many Buhari is in Charge? D one in charge is obviously very confused I am super confused as well. |
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Education › Re: Busayo And Lecturer Abdul Whatsapp Conversation Leaked By @Iambusayotemit2 by K9blunt(f): 12:25pm On Oct 12, 2019 |
iyke926: You don't expect a dick to lay low, when young ladies dress in sexually provocative ways revealing things that makes a nigga go crazy.
Dress nicely and respect yourself...then no one will harass you. Blame the victim, not the rapist/sexaul oppressor for not controlling his/herself. Blame the child victim, for dressing provocatively You're a wiseman. |
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Fashion › Re: Homemade Sulphur Face And Body Scrub!!! by K9blunt(op): 11:32pm On Sep 27, 2019 |
Mustiboy: The sulphur I bought I not powder; it is solid and shaped like a candle, but more robust.
Is that how it's supposed to be? It is yellow-green as you said. Where did you get it from? If you bought it from those women that sell herbs and native soaps in the market then you're good... Just be careful it doesn't get into your eyes or you won't sleep peacefully. Regards. |
Pets › Re: All About The Nigerian Shepherd Dog (Ekuke, Nkita) by K9blunt(f): 1:01am On Sep 04, 2019 |
anukulapo: We are not ready.
Many Nigerians love breeds not dogs.
Modified For example, it's clear enough that many Nigerians love high rated breeds. Let me call it NSD as the op did. Imagine someone saying "poo is their favorite food". Some don't even believe that there are friendly/non "performing" Rottweilers. As resourceful as the internet is, they can't research but choose to hold their belief that every single rott is the real deal... And the NSD is as useless as they are available, good for nothing, weak, bla bla bla
I saw a picture of a boy carrying his dead dog (said to knocked down by a vehicle) and crying. I can't help but notice how many uncompassionate posts on that thread.
There's a dog lover who wants "dogs" donated but excludes the NSD. Meanwhile, one of the most popular threads (imo) in the pet section is that of a guy who owns a NSD and keeps updating the house on the progress of the dog.
You can imagine going through a "which breed is this dog" thread... See "dog lovers" spew trash about another person's pet. Davido have a Chihuahua to his daughter and (if I recall correctly) no poster on the first page identified the dog (I'm not saying that they don't necessarily know the breed) but imagine if it was one of the popular demand dogs, or the fine long coat "designer" dogs...
What more can I say. My opinion though. You just said the unadulterated truth and its saddening. |
Celebrities › Re: Regina Askia Has A Message For Nigerians Working In America. by K9blunt(f): 1:13am On Aug 27, 2019 |
Hungrychicken: All because of the Igbos and their love for money, they have painted the whole black race bad. smh. Will you shut up!!! |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 3:10am On Aug 16, 2019 |
Samisha500: WHY SOME STUDENTS DONT GRADUATE
If you are among students who started NOUN in 2017. Its mandatory you register the newly introduced GST courses like GST204, to avoid delay in graduation. If its 1 course that is left for you to do and you decide to omit it, you would have to pay an extra 18000 naira compulsory extra semester fee just to register one course. That's how it works. So, learn from other students who have made such mistake.
No waiver for core courses like GST. The opportunity is now. Some students who ought to have seen thier names in the last graduation list, did not see thier names and could not graduate with others, because of omitted hidden courses. Now, they have paid 18000 naira compulsory portal fee just to register 1 course. And would have to wait till next year again to graduate formally. they complain of not seeing their name on the graduation list whenever it comes out.
That's why you hear some people accuse NOUN VC of not graduating students when they are due, some students even dump the programme totally and run to Lasu and university of Ibadan ODL. Therefore, run a check on your result every semester multiple times to be really sure.
If you have forgotten when you started, check your matric number
Nou15 is 2015, nou16 is 2016, Nou17 is 2017, nou18 is 2018 and so on. Backdated matric number is Nou14. They are excluded from new GST like 204.
MISHA CARES Hi, my matric number begins with nou11, am I still going to register these new courses I am seeing like gst 302? |
Education › Re: Nairalander Makes Case For Nigeria's Informal Waste Workers by K9blunt(f): 10:31pm On Aug 07, 2019 |
Bizibi: I would love to bring a company that specialises in this area but I don't really know how it will fare well in the business environment and the politics in state governments. It will be a welcome development on your part.... I suggest you go to any lawma office(if you're in Lagos) or the ministry of environment (I hope I am right in this me) in your state , then make enquiries on how to go about it. If you succeed in bringing that company into Nigeria , I can imagine the financial gains you will be benefiting and also hygienic benefits for all. |
Food › Re: Fabulous Fresh Foods: Yoghurt And Parfait by K9blunt(f): 11:42pm On Aug 05, 2019 |
talltosyne: Please and please, if you are always buying N100 bottle yoghurt, I advise you to stop.i went to get raw materials yesterday, a man also came to get its own raw materials, I notice he didn't buy milk but got half back of starch, milk flavor and vanilla. Once he add lactic acid to it, you will think its yoghurt. And I must tell you, its detrimental to one's health. If you know you can't afford good yoghurt, pls just buy superyogo from babalaicream and take. It may be small but it's really yoghurt
See what fab fresh yoghurt looks like. Yoghurt like ice cream That's terrible of him and others that does that nonsense |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 5:26pm On Jul 29, 2019 |
Enskynelson: It's been more of a general issue than personal. Let's wait and see.
Modified: You can login, Click Manage Wallet, Click Credit Payment, enter the 51k RRR and click CHECK. That solved my own issue this morning. Thanks a ton! I've done as you directed and it turned out OK. |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 3:41am On Jul 29, 2019 |
Anthonyo15: Portal Update
All student portal is showing the Negative(-) sign at the moment, seems the school is working on the Remita part of the portal
So I advice every students to be patient and hold on making payment on the portal for now... I loaded my portal totaling 51k, then made compulsory semester registration of 18k so I had a balance of 33k, I have been unable to register courses due to portal issues and erratic network. I finally tried to login to register only to see my balance of 14k then in bracket -14k... Should I start panicking, I am yet to register courses and exam? |
Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Femi Otedola Not Wearing Wristwatch by K9blunt(f): 3:47pm On Jul 24, 2019 |
simonlee: seriously though, its not about checking the time...my hands feel "naked" when i'm not wearing a watch. who else feels that way?  I feel the same way |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 4:23pm On Jul 22, 2019 |
pyruvateluv: Results aren't online anymore So I can register without seeing my results? |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 3:26pm On Jul 22, 2019 |
Hi! Has anyone been able to access his/her results, I can't see mine or do I need to complaint to the ict? |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 3:34pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Samisha500: ALL RESULTS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM THE PORTAL
LET'S HOPE ALL WRONG GRADES WILL BE RECTIFIED AND REPLACED BACK
GOOD MORNING! I earnestly hope so! |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 3:32pm On Jul 21, 2019 |
Rogersmith: you are not the only one. the results released this time is something else. i pray God touched their heart to look into it. That's really bad, and to think I am encouraging people to enrol in noun.... I will just keep shut... It isn't funny at all |
Education › Re: National Open University Of Nigeria (NOUN) Students by K9blunt(f): 1:12am On Jul 21, 2019 |
Noun is becoming unbearable... I managed to login after the portal gave issues only for me to view my results and its not showing anything at all.. Just blank page... I want to know my next step even though I know what I should score but the complaints I am hearing on bad results is scaring me.
Am I the only one experiencing this? |