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Jokes Etc / The Hat Seller by kaaz(m): 3:35pm On Mar 06, 2009
A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The jaat sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.

While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.

Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.

He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather? s words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather' s idea, Sukhwinder threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the
monkeys still held on to all the hats.

Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and said , , ,


Guess What??

, , , , , .

, , , , ,

, , , ,

, , ,

, , ,




"You think only you have a grandfather?
Romance / Re: I Am Fallin In Love With A Guy Who Has A Serious Relationship by kaaz(m): 5:37pm On Jan 28, 2009
go ahead follow your mind if you are deriving something from him afterall it possible for the guy to love you both it happens
Sports / U20 Games by kaaz(m): 7:23am On Jan 17, 2009
did anyone for nairaland know  the fixture of the u20 games
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 10:06am On Nov 15, 2008
collect her sim and buy her new one and
Romance / Re: Un Educated by kaaz(m): 9:32am On Oct 26, 2008
:d
Romance / Re: Un Educated by kaaz(m): 9:28am On Oct 26, 2008
is it necessary your parent av to like your girl?
Romance / Re: Un Educated by kaaz(m): 5:24pm On Oct 24, 2008
lol shocked
Romance / Re: Un Educated by kaaz(m): 10:12am On Oct 24, 2008
whitelexi


I DO AGREE WITH YOU


BUT IN THE OTHER WAY IF A GIRL IS NOT EDUCATED AND I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HER EXCEPT FROM NOT BEING EDUCATE I THINK I CAN TEACH HER FEW THINGS ON MY OWL
Romance / Re: Un Educated by kaaz(m): 9:21am On Oct 24, 2008
whitelexi


SORRY I DONT GET YOUR POINT
Romance / Re: Un Educated by kaaz(m): 9:20am On Oct 24, 2008
kaaz:

is there any impact by getting married to un educated person or can you marry un educated person



SOOR I DONT GET YOUR POINT
Romance / Un Educated by kaaz(m): 9:08am On Oct 24, 2008
is there any impact by getting married to un educated person or can you marry un educated person
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Vs Tunisia, Mozambique, and Kenya by kaaz(m): 8:42am On Oct 24, 2008
which date is it and timing
Romance / Is It A Good Question To Ask by kaaz(m): 10:55am On Oct 13, 2008
To the ladies in the house

How do feel if your guy ask you that how many guy/guys have you slept with before him will you be able to answer or ignore the question


same for the guys i think for a guy there shouldn't be a problem to answer that.
Nairaland / General / Re: 9ger Carnival 2008 by kaaz(m): 9:48am On Oct 10, 2008
is it goinig to be free for all or there will be a identification card beside the time is too short as there is a plan already for december
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 9:32am On Sep 29, 2008
Akinagirl:

So what is your conclusion?


i'v spoken to her that i don't want the guy friend of her to call her anymore if she still want the relastionship to continue and she really need to be honest with herself and i have gave her last chance if it repeat then that is the end our relationship.

and i as well told her that she may be doing it secretly but one day it will burst out and that is it that the end
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 6:28am On Sep 29, 2008
thax to all of you in nairaland i have be inspire by all your comment and i will not hesitate to share whatever am facing via from my marriage or anything else.


and thank you og2711 [b][/b]
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 3:09pm On Sep 28, 2008
cleric

thax for your comment it really nice
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 2:32pm On Sep 28, 2008
Ellyptical

were you with her in the same room when she gets those calls[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]

yes were both on the same bed

Again did your wife read the love sms? did you confront her with it?[/col[color=#990000]

yes i do confront her but she said the text was strainge to her

Ellyptical what is your advice for me
Sports / Nigerians Taking Over Newcastle Fc by kaaz(m): 8:53am On Sep 27, 2008
WHO ARE THOSE GUYS AND WHAT DO THEY DO


DO YOU NAIRALANDER THINK IS A GOOD IDEA
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 6:59am On Sep 27, 2008
lol
Romance / Re: Why Are Nigerian Girls Always Ugly And Stupid? by kaaz(m): 2:00pm On Sep 26, 2008
NIGGA NAAWEE HOW MUCH DO U PAY YOUR RUSSAINS

AND WHAT DO U DO FOR LIVING

HOW MANY HOUSES DO U HAVE BACK HOME

AND HOW MANY CARS DO U HAVE

PROBABLY YOU ARE JUST MUM KID

DID U MUM KNOW ABOUT DIS

B'COS YOUR PARENT REALLY NEED TO ACT FAST ON YOU
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 9:09am On Sep 26, 2008
zheroes

so there is no ways of stopping this rather than walking away from her or let me say break up with her?[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000]
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 6:14am On Sep 26, 2008
and sistawoman i like your responses not just in this post other threads that i've read as well you have broad knowledge,

i agree with that sistawoman you are just an inspiration and thax for your respond to my post

and thax missy b as well


omega25red
Since you were able to get a hold of her phone why didn't you call the number back so you could hear from the guys mouth as to why he doesn't realise that the woman he is crazy about is married. I m sure the guy would tell you what you want to know

do you think that will be right thing to do i don't want to be too harsh on her
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 6:01am On Sep 26, 2008
lol sad sad sad sad sad angry angry
Romance / Re: My Wife Midnight Call by kaaz(m): 3:33pm On Sep 25, 2008
You should sit down with your wife and ask her honestly where you are lacking.  has she brought some concerns to you that you thought to be not important and brushed off?


THNX sistawoman

BUT I HAVE SAT HER DOWN TO ASK HER THE SAME QUESTION BUT  SHE SAID SHE IS NOT LACKING ANYTHING AND SHE STILL SAY THE SAME OLD STORY THAT NOTHING IS GOING ON BETWEEN BOTH OF THEM THAT HE IS JUST A FRIEND

MAYBE I WILL DO WHAT MISSY B HAVE SAID : TO ASK HER TO CALL HER FRIEND IN MY PESENT AND TELL HER NOT TO CALL HER AGAIN AT MIDNIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT DURING THE DAY MAYBE WHEN AM AT WORK THEY CAN STILL CALL EACH OTHER

THIS IS REALLY TOUGH AND I don't WANT MY MARRIED TO BREAK UP

AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW

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