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LordOrochimaru:
Happy Sallah in advance to our moslem brothers. Abeg where I go fit see meat chop?

Buzz me if you dey Lagos ASAP
Make sure say you don drink agbo Sha
If you know, you know.

iPhone is the biggest scam in the smart phone world
Overrated toy

Baba Dem
Sai kayi
Handsome presido.

Insanity

Muma Munce SAI BABA
Kwashiorkor ntoooooor

kaluxy007:
Ordinary to drill borehole for their people mba

Na to dey carry them go were they go learn how to strap vest and detonate metal buns

Later they've be seeking UN intervention for Cholera

And you have to accept Islam to enable you display your stupidity on a public forum?
Your own sickness needs spiritual intervention before you enter market.

The guy kala still stand kampe even with the handcuffs
What will he be charged for

Fayose how far na

No hiding place for the wicked, kuje straight

That's the price you paid for what you are enjoying today.
But oga swear say you chop watery beans

This is the price you pay for the what you are enjoying today.
But where is the watery beans

sxme:
Exodus 22:21, exodus 22:20, is for the Jews their Law! Christianity starts from Mathew, the birth of Christ. Christianity means Christ like. Quote where Christ encouraged killing? You will kill non-muslims to receive 72 virgins quaran 9:111. You behead non-muslims. Quaran 8:12, 47:4.etc

Haha please open Luke 19:27 thank me later

Marshalldaking:
!!!!!!™:\[[[[;[[]Don't be on-equally yoked with unbelievers,¥¥¥¥¥¢^£!!!!Wot is dolapo Osibanjo doing self, breaking Islamic fasting with unbelievers and she calls herself a christian? nonsense

Do you need a thick rope to end your sorrow

Mrmourinho:
Will U Shut Up There!!! Admission In Nigeria Is Not By Brilliancy Anymore, I Applied 4 Law At Lasu 2 Years Ago, With 303 Jamb Score, Still I Wasnt Admitted, So What Are U Saying?

Mr man we dey quarrel??
You better go and learn trade and stop doing Ajo for jamb . quarrel with your mouse

Forget all the stories and brush your brother up .
No parents will be happy to see their child contributing to jamb every year like ajo
Is your brother's other name dollapo

SoNature:
You don't have to insult him to make your point

For God's sake he's someone's father, your elder and the country’s president

Whatever happened to respect!

You're wasting your time advising somebody who wakes his parents with uppercut and turning kick.
Respect is a luxury to these set of people.

The next time you'll come here seeking advice on what to do with your ashawo wife na swear I go swear for you dolo kawai

This is too cheap for my liking

Beware of 419

Was expecting to see her with Dettol and life guard soaps, surrounded by the little children.
Nice one though and the girl is beautiful

Nonsense ipobs that were praising ortom and even went as far as saying he doesn't need to campaign to retain his sit as the governor of Benue.they are now calling him coward and all sorts of names for saying the truth. and the worst part of it is that most of the slowpokes have never been to Benue state but will keep saying jargons for like and shares. They always rejoice whenever they hear bad news from Benue and come to nairaland to purge out their hatred for Buhari and North.una wailing just start ndiara.

After reading this you will believe me .
1. GARRI HAS NO ADVERT BUT PEOPLE BUY IT MORE THAN INDOMIE. .
2. IT IS A SMALL WORLD DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN WALK FROM NIGERIA TO AUSTRALIA. .
3. IF THE ALARM TONE OF A CHINA PHONE CANNOT WAKE YOU UP, IT MEANS YOU ARE DEAD. .
4. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS,2018 WILL BE A YEAR OF SUCCESS AND BREAKTHROUGH IN YOUR LIFE. .
5. IN 2018, NO ONE WILL WALK TO YOU AND SAY "I AM SORRY",BUT THEY WILL SAY CONGRATULATIONS.. .
6. THE HANDS THAT COMMENT "AMEN" WILL CLAIM ALL THE BLESSINGS AND WILL LIVE TO SEE WHAT GOD HAVE PLANNED FOR THEM.....

Misplaced priority
I bet these are among those not giving them returns.

But going by your story there is no where herdsmen was mentioned but your headline says otherwise,did you Include herdsmen to gain sympathy or just to gather traffic?
That's the reason why most of these criminals carry out their atrocities at will knowing the gullible people will still be pointing @fulani herdsmen.
And to think this is coming from a supposed educated and vibrant youth I just weak.
Thank God for your life Sha.

Reno you are the greatest lier of our time, fake pastor and supporter of evil.
You shall remain jobless as long as Methuselah

lilfreezy:
I piss purple, should I be worried?

You need peak milk

I smell setup, the boy and the fake abductors are trying to extort money from the guy's family .
The family should just take heart and forget the boy for two months, he will return sharply dem no dey tell person. Sense wee not kee me ooo

That's great, hope we'll start feeling the positive impact soonest

That young man wearing black is a potential killer
See women with children at home looking like it's a bush meat waiting for their share tufiakwa .Say no to jungle justice

Orpe7:
Now one idiot will put security measures or tell u to type yes to some mumbo jumbo shit before u can comment on their topic.
Wtf is dis now?

E pain you?

We live in a world where 2 + 2 = 5

Just as 1 + 1 +1 = 1

If you are confused

Who is god?, Jesus

Is Jesus the son of Mary?, Yes

Who created Mary?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus

Jesus is the begotten son., Yes

Who is his father?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Jesus is a servant of God?, Yes

Who is God?, Jesus.

Jesus died on the cross?Yes

Who resurrected him?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus

Jesus is a messenger?, Yes

Who sent him?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Did Jesus worship while on earth?, Yes

Whom did he worship?, God.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Did God have a beginning?, No

Then who was born on 25 DEC?, Jesus.

Who is God?, Jesus

Where's God?, In heaven

How many are there in heaven?, Only one God.

Where's Jesus?, He is sitted on the right hand of his father.

Who is God?, Jesus.

Then how many are they in heaven?, Only one God

Then how many seats?, One

Where's Jesus?, Seated next to God.

Then how are they seated?, On one chair

Its only understood by those with the holy spirit.

Who is God?Jesus.

Ha haha what a confusion.

So beautiful to be a Muslim.

Allah (SWT) have mercy on us all and grant us His straight path for us not to go astray

FIVE PILLARS OF ISLAM ACCORDING TO THE BIBLE:

1. Shahada (Mark 12:29)

2. Salat (Matthew 26:39)

3. Zakah (Hebrew 10:24)

4. Fasting (Matthew 4:1-1)

5. Hajj (Psalm 84:5-6)

ALBAYAAN MUSLIMS PREACHERS ASSOCIATION

THE TRUTH FROM THE BIBLE

ABLUTION IN THE BIBLE
Leviticus. 19:27
Leviticus. 21:5
Jeremiah. 9:25
1 chronicles. 19:5
Exodus. 30:17
Exodus. 40:30
John. 13:4

HOW TO DRESS IN THE BIBLE
Exodus. 28:1

WOMEN SHOULDN'T SPEAK IN CHURCH
Ezekiel. 13:17
Corinthians. 14:34-38
Tito. 2:3
1 Timothy. 2:11
Revelation. 2:19
1 timothy. 2:8

HOW TO WORSHIP IN THE BIBLE
Genesis. 17:1
Psalm. 95: 6
Ezekiel. 43:3
Kings. 18:39
Psalm. 5:7
Numbers. 20:6
Nehemiah. 8:6
Matthew. 26:36
Matthew. 17:1
Revelation. 7:9

IS WINE/PORK ALLOWED
Leviticus. 11:7
Deuteronomy. 14:8
Isaiah. 65:3
Proverbs. 31:3
Isaiah. 4:11
Amos. 6:5-7
Habakkuk. 2:15
Leviticus. 10:8
Isaiah. 66:17

PROPHECY OF MOHAMMED IN THE BIBLE
Genesis. 49:10
Genesis. 16:7-14
Deuteronomy. 18:18
Deuteronomy. 34:10
Jeremiah. 34:18
Isaiah. 21:13
Isaiah. 19:19
Daniel. 7:13
Mathew. 21:33-43
Galatians. 4:21
John. 1:19-22
John. 14:30
John. 16:7-14
Act. 7:37
John. 14:15
Revelation. 7:9-12
Revelation. 19:10-16

SHARIAH IN THE BIBLE
Deuteronomy. 6:1
Deuteronomy. 13:-1-11
Deuteronomy. 22:13-22
Deuteronomy. 21:18-21
Deuteronomy. 22:25
Mathew. 15:3
Joshua. 1:18
Hebrews. 10:28
Leviticus. 20:9-16
Leviticus. 20:27

According to the Islamic doctrine, Muslims should believe in all the prophets sent by Allah almighty among the prophet are Adam, Noah, Jacob, Moses, Jesus, Mohammed and lives (Quran 3:84)

Pls for d sake of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (S.A.W) try and send this to all your

Muslim Contacts so that each muslim will say

Astagfirullah wa atubu ilaih

Astagfirullah wa atubu ilaih

Astagfirullah wa atubu ilaih, before forwarding, and in a few seconds billions will have said it and it may calm Allah's anger.

You've got nothing to lose, so pls pass on and receive Allah's forgiveness.