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Romance / Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by Kabir5643(m): 7:59pm On Aug 07, 2021
Decolonel:
Light up my weed, AZ, or SK, drink beer or vodka. Then proceed to the bathroom with my slimy cream/ lub and self-service the hell outta myself. grin. Then hit the bed for sweet sleep.

The orgasm you get when you are high is outta this world. My fellow niggars know exactly what I'm talking about grin

jeez. ways of destruction
Romance / Re: Bride Too Shy To Kiss Her Husband On Their Wedding Day by Kabir5643(m): 9:22am On Aug 05, 2021
tillaman:
She no go shy if schlong enter her mouth
Romance / Re: Let See How Creative You Are With Words!!(check This Out)!!! by Kabir5643(m): 9:58am On Aug 03, 2021
Graduate of English you can't SAI BABA cool
Education / Re: UNILAG Thrown Into Darkness Over ₦200 Million Electricity Debt by Kabir5643(m): 5:51am On Aug 01, 2021
Thank God say we don go house. This school is a very useless school. E dey pain me sha say I no write jamb this year. How can we be in one class for like two years. Lasu wey dey Lagos sef no dey do like this

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Is Needed In Pos Business by Kabir5643(m): 9:26pm On Jul 27, 2021
weyreypey:
See what Nigerian youths are discussing? No creativity no innovation nothing novel .... The whole educational systems needs to be unbundled.....it is producing reprobates majorly

Baba if you have answers, give am

Nobody ask you for story

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Robbed? Share Your Experience by Kabir5643(m): 1:30pm On Jul 21, 2021
I havent and don't pray for such


But I've been obtained by boys sha

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Romance / Re: The First 3 Words You See In This Picture Are Your Reality [PIC] by Kabir5643(m): 4:38pm On Jul 12, 2021
Creation
Power
Money
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: I Am Tired & Want To Rest - Usher Reveals Things Prophet Said To Them by Kabir5643(m): 5:06pm On Jun 07, 2021
lol. I actually thought it was usher Raymond
TV/Movies / Re: Mortal Kombat 2021: What's Your Review? by Kabir5643(m): 3:46pm On May 13, 2021
rex21:
MK 2021 was a complete disappointment and a stain on the MK franchise.
From their wack fight choreography to poor choice of characters.

1. Raiden was just looking like a dude trying very hard to look strict and hide his laughter

2. Shag tsung was looking more like a vampire.

3. Mighty liu kang was acting like a high school poet.

4. Story line was just wack too,

5. The best characters were jax, sonya blade, kano.

6 the next movie should please be made by another better director.

7. This movie only made headlines due to past glory (the old movie and the video game)

8. Lemme pause here for now to read other comments


Kabal was good too
Romance / Re: Boring Chat Sample: How Do You Chat With A Girl (pictures) by Kabir5643(m): 2:58pm On May 04, 2021
Telegram234:
Too boring for my liking.
Guys learn from me..
Me: Hey?
She: Hello.
Me: I was just passing by and I saw your profile, u look nice, and cool and could make a good friend..
She: hmm, DAT nice..
Me: how was day? Boring or cool?
She: it was cool. Urs?
Me: mine was cool, I was just balling with ma crew, to order something from the menu in a bar and hunt soft humans, a girl hawking oranges was just staring at me and she bumped and she poured everything down, I was just laughing when I was helping her..
She: lolz. U are funny..
Me: Nah, ladies tells me that but later they go the other way round, hope u are not like them...
She: lolz. Why do u say so??
Me: yeah, all ladies are disame.
She: dats not true..
Me: hmm, all ladies love pink, telemundo, zeeworld and icecream, does that not make all of them the same.
She: lolz...
Me: hey, duty calls...here is my line...080********9 gv me a call by 9pm so I will know it is u and not that customer care lady who is always bugging at night after hearing my voice on the phone..
She: Lolz OK I will...
Harddon thanks so much.


Nigga. If you don't have money or a good social media look. This Shit is useless


Self improvement is the greatest magnet for girls

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Health / Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Kabir5643(m): 10:54am On May 03, 2021
Listen to Mortal Kombat theme song and go back to meet the guy

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