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Brown02:
Are you the mr Kabiru Candidlady was talking about? Just asking thou.

illicit:
Dem don scam u

In kubwa here, that thing is 1200

BigBashiru:
What are u offering the rich man in return for his riches??

SilverG33k:
First day at school, this short slim lady looked at me and called me Femi, meanwhile my name is Tope. I am very cute so getting girls attention wasn't a problem, the problem is, I am really really shy.

One day, rain was falling, lectures was over and we ended up inside the same bus going home. I decided to try my luck, "How fa, I go follow you go your house today". She didn't hesitate, she invited me immediately. Getting to her house, we talked and she said she wanted to rest a bit, i slept on the bed and she slept beside me. I noticed she wasn't sleeping.

Next thing, I didn't know what else to do so I fell asleep too. After 2 hours sleeping, she angrily woke me up and told me it's getting late I should go to my house. She never invited me over again.


Another occasion, I have this final year brother who thought he can help my single life. He arranged a short babe for me, she was my coursemate but we don't talk.

One faithful afternoon, at the mini campus, she invited my coursemate over, got a chair for both of us to sit, all alone without distraction. My matchmaker told me to start toasting this girl.

I couldn't do anything but smile all through, Y'all would probably find it hard to believe but I didn't say a single word for close to 2 minutes, it was extremely awkward, i literally had nothing to say. I just kept mute and stared at the floor.

Long story short, I didn't get the girl.

Just to put this out there, I'm still single, the difference is, I am now funded compared to when I was in school.

If you're in lagos, short slim, looking for love, perhaps we could totally hangout. I'm 24, and I'm no longer shy, trust me, Lagos opened my eyes

Goldbw122:
This post should be on the front page, nice one

inoki247:
lol Mumu man....


Well I can't blame him the way Shatta Wale use to pick Pepper come house..


Maybe him name too ShaSnow Wale....

Senomi:
I'm not sure g-strings are meant for nigerian women.... considering the rate at which yamayama and disastrous disarray of poisonous and toxic secretions oozes out of their valleys