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First,its the wrong machines
Second,they were stolen
Third,its not our's
Fourth,we have discovered some.

Give me one reason why there should be hope for such a banana republic like Nigeria

You sheeple will go to vote for the same punks next year

Talk about setting NO standard, what Nigeria needs is re-colonization

chrishenzo:
I don't worry about bribing,
I worry about the inferiority complex of most Nigerians
I worry about the lack of patriot of most Nigerians
I worry about how most Nigerians swallow anything that media said but fail to understand that the greatest weapon on earth is not nuclear bomb but THE MEDIA.
I worry about how most Nigerians are still living in modern day slavery
I worry about how most Nigerians like to digest negative news without knowing that it affects them
I worry about how most Nigerians shouts "Only in Nigeria" but failed to notice that the same crime happens everywhere.
I worry about how most Nigerians are internet warriors but physically they don't have balls.

I was an advocate of "One Nigeria" but some weeks back I have to ask myself if  there is anything like "One Nigeria". I was chatting with one Nigeria person some weeks ago, and we were discussing about Nigeria situation and how the country can change. But behold, the person open up his mouth and starts vomiting rubbish. He said "Nigeria is a hopeless country, Nigeria is a silly country, I hate Nigeria. I don't want to have anything to do with the country again. They are silly, they are criminals, frauds, and nothing good will come from the country. I won't go back until they fixed the country, etc. His voice was so loud and to make things worst, there were about 10-15 people from different countries around us. I was so embarrassed and ashamed of myself. I just told him " I'm disappointed in you" and the next time he said was "Who cares. silly hopeless country!"

All the other foreigners was surprised and one of them just told him that he is the most silly person he has ever come across in his entire 47years old. He asked the Nigerian guy, whether the country he is currently living was fixed by God? One of them asked me whether there are other brain dead people like this in Nigeria. My brothers I was confused and transfixed.

Finally don't get me wrong, bribing is ripping dip into the heart of Nigeria but instead of repeating the same issues that even a child knows about, why not find a solution to it. You can start by avoiding bribing from your own side. Fix yourself and you fix Nigeria.

You need to take off those rose colored glasses of yours and know that,without greasing palms in Naija,you might as well be jumping in a sack of garri to run a foot race and win

You will stand aside and watch your mates leave you in the dust if you dont join the line.

1)Going for an early morning run/cycle
2)washing my cars
3)firing up the grill and making a scrumptious banquet with girlfriend and friends
4)watching the NBA game
5)Heading out to a night in downtown ATL.

, Cheers

Oya, una wannabe footballers in here, make we go sell ourselves to Qatar, they need players for their World cup and we know they got the pali to pay us to play for them

Going to empty the bank for brazil 2014, the last "Free" and "Flenjo" World Cup for a looooooong time, perhaps till I'm in my 50s

Perhaps I will show this fyne brazil kele, how to make egusi souo

[quote author=Βουκέφαλος link=topic=561191.msg7262430#msg7262430 date=1291345841]many of you guys didnt listen to what was said during the presentation, there wont be any problem with beer, weather and isreal
read this:

Weather

As the World Cup usually occurs during the northern hemisphere's summer, the weather in Qatar was a concern with temperature reaching as high as 50 degrees Celsius. However, the Qatar bid's chief executive, Hassan al-Thawadi said "Heat is not and will not be an issue."[8] The Qatar 2022 Bid's official site also explains:

"Each of the five stadiums will harness the power of the suns rays to provide a cool environment for players and fans by converting solar energy into electricity that will then be used to cool both fans and players at the stadiums. When games are not taking place, the solar installations at the stadia will export energy onto the power grid. During matches, the stadia will draw energy from the grid. This is the basis for the stadiums’ carbon-neutrality. Along with the stadiums, we plan to make the cooling technologies we’ve developed available to other countries in hot climates, so that they too can host major sporting events."
This method of cooling techniques would be able to reduce temperatures from 40 to 20 degrees Celsius. The bidding committee also proposes to use such cooling technologies in fan-zones, training pitches and walkways between metro stations and stadiums


Alcohol
Hassan Abdulla al Thawadi, chief executive of the Qatar 2022 World Cup bid, said the Muslim state would also permit alcohol consumption during the event. Specific fan-zones will be established where alcohol can be bought.

Israel
The head of the Qatar bid delegation has stated that should Israel qualify, they will be able to compete in the World Cup despite the country not recognising Israel. Israeli athletes have competed previously in Qatar, such as Israeli tennis player Shahar Pe'er in 2008.[/quote]Good Luck aboki, this is not what I think of going to have fun with at any world cup

russian women= deep voice and no teeth.
qatar women=body wey never see razor blade,hair for everywhere

This na the reason to have world cup in Rio every two years, proper okpeke.

do or die,I will show out in Brazil, because Diokpa upstairs knows no way in hell am I going to arrange myself to go to either Russia or Qatar
"where dem go think man pikin come their country,come wash plate"

Brazil got 10 -1 female ratio,white sand beaches,goat meat(Omo,brazilians dey chop isi ewu) and their girls and clothes always dey fight for respect

hold up, lemme find some beautiful samba babes, put here

This is outright ridiculous?

No sex tourismNo asheNo gulderNo pork

This is the biggest fail in the history of FIFA

The only babes there will be dressed like ninjas,they will only serve camel meat and even the flies will be hiding in your clothes due to 115 degree baking heat

Even if the so called stadia are coolet, practice pitches nkor

And what if Israel qualifies??

aboki go cry, this is madness

bidemi12:
no amount of money is worth the insecurity that exists in nigeria. lets be honest, one main reason why most legal residents (and i stress the word "legal" chose to relocate is to "oppress". They feel they have arrived and its time to show off. Nigeria is filled with people who feel they need to show of one way or the other. That is one of the reasons i love living here. who do you want to show off to? there is no complex here. you can only feel inferior if you are lazy and cant pay your bills or go over and beyond your income, which most nigerians do here. I beg, nothing beats security.

Dayum, bidemi, well said, and well put,brah.

There is no complex here in the states, everyone has bills,rich or poor, but nothing beats the security of knowing that s#@ will work, you know water,electricity.Man fit get heart attack for naija if NEPA seize light

[quote author=Mr¬Cork link=topic=559516.msg7245950#msg7245950 date=1291129405]madam, who ever says there is any wrong in hittin womens? [/quote]Shut your mouth.troll Perhaps your father abused and punched your mother like a bag of garri,thats why you think it is normal

Us men are stronger than women ,we protect them and love them not abuse them,you ape

You should marry yourself a female gorilla and she if it wont rip of your head and arms if you dare punch it one time

Ozuo like you

[quote author=Mrs. Eve link=topic=557463.msg7230466#msg7230466 date=1290899765]Another dummy proved my point![/quote]your point being whatHeffa

That you are cluless twit who wouldn't know how to sexually satisfy yourself not to mention a grown man

St Christina:
Men, umn,they 're bunch of uncontented specie,even mine self dt i loved with everything,broke up with me 4 no reason!dts according to wot he said o

he probably broke up with you because you cannot lick banana

some other girl was licking it real good on the side so he left your slow behind

This is madness,

In a country like nigeria,state lawmakers can get Approxx $40,000 to purchase their own personal cars when in the US Federal congressmen don't get personal cars, some even use public transport.

another epic fail .

fix the broken roads first, knobheads in Lagos

Use some imagination for once,ladies, or we will leave your behinds for women who can do the job.

Be assertive and aggressive in the sack

Show us what you like,seductively

Reveal your inner tiger

, and remember to eat bananas,they have lots of potassium

Gentlebabs:
Please, someone educate me, WHAT IS SEX?

modern men like muah , need women who experiment in bed, not just missionary champions

you need to be very seductive and extra erotic

good using your mouth and hands or both at the same time

Dress freaky .wear some fishnets/schoolteacher outfit.

Be innovative in the bedroom, use handcuffs/chains


stay wet all the time

Raymond88:
Americans and their bloody holidays!! I wonder what the native Americans think about this holiday. . .oh i forgot, they killed them all!!

Daft on your part, how many heathen festivals do you celebrate yourselfGet a life,thanksgiving is a day to thank God,

Happy thanksgiving back to you poster, me I am gorging on turkey today

Happy thanksgiving folks to all naija in the US,don't forget to give thanks for all that we have,and all that we have been through this year with the recession an all. .

this too

This right here

Eemah:
I don't blame the poor woman she is only taking precautions !

The original poster is a primitive,illiterate coward

how big is your house that you can't do the housework yourself??must be a lazy son of a gun

Your wife controls you

I never knew human beings this retarded existed

nellaluv:
Kabukabu50 (m) , bro you no dey shame

Stay on your perch,you twit.

Fall back just like the rest of my haters

and dont forget to wipe your lips when you done clutching the nutts

SWAGGA, on deck

Another Failure

Somewhere some local politician is cruising around in his plush Range Rover with a/c blowing,full police escort, while he has never had a job in his lifetime, feeding fat off our money,while the real heroes are eating gala in the back of a dirty rusted out,retired jalopy of a truck.

Yet another reason why nigeria is a failure

You cant cite privacy when you are a public official

Politicians/Policemen/Law Enforcement have ZERO privacy because we the taxpayers, pay their salaries.

This  case is particulary dangerous because the officers were armed and could have killed themsleves or someone, common sense should prevail in this matter but it WONT because Nigerian courts have nothing better to do but take bribes,hold innocent people in jail and let muderers and political thugs go scot free.

Cheers at 50 years of independence, bondage

Failures.

They should also include in the so called screening process total disqualification for past Presidents like IBB and Buhari,if at all anyone is to take them seriously

buzugee:
hey i know i have a problem. i have poured my soul out to you all. and i am trying to remedy my problem by moving back to africa to rediscover myself at least i can admit that i have being conditioned and brainwshed. was i weak to start with ? maybe i was. we cannot all be strong minded ya know i used to get easily influenced but i am stronger now. now i have to rid myself of the conditioning of my mind. hence my return to the motherland. like i said, before my conditioning by the western mass media, i only dated dark skinned women. i loved dark skinned women. and i shall get back their again very soon

I love dark skinned women too, and there are plenty in the US.

dayokanu:
I think you have been away for too long.

Ask around what happens to people who talk to popo without fearing. Her crime was not moving the car out of the waywhen an Admiral is coming.

See example in the story below

She is lucky to be 1) Female 2) Daughter of a top Military man 3) Happened in broad daylight.

Well said Dayo

buzugee:
really ? owning drugs is an offense in nigeria ?? lyin azz. people smoke weed on the streets in naija. nobody cares. you can have human head in your car in nigeria and the police will not care. dunno why you making stuff up

Police ask you for ordinary receipt when you carry electronics in naija, not to talk of human head, Lol pls this is too funny

buzugee:
i see this fool got tumbleweed between his ears. i did not say you go to jail for that. read what i wrote. i said if they want you to go to jail for something, they can make it happen. they can plant drugs in your car or they can say you are being rude to a police officer etc etc, happens all the time. they come up with a reason if they hate you that much. once a white police officer pulls you over, the only way to get off unscathed is to turn to a black slave again

open all your 32 teeth, while smiling hard and putting on your most polite voice * hello officer how are you doing today*

officer, *ignores you and asks do you know why i stopped you*  then you assume the slave position again * smile and put on your most polite voice * ermmm no sir but i am very sorry if i was doing anything wrong* bla bla bla bla. dehumanizing routine. at least in naija, you can still talk like a real man to the popo without fearing that you will be looked on as being insubordinate.

Nigerian policemen can easily plant drugs/contraband on you, and it happens every day in nigeria

They can also put you in jail and if you are not fortunate enough to "know" anyone or bribe them, you will roast in jail