₦airaland Forum

oadaji:
@ KABUKABU 50, na wah for that your car oh. that car is for sale lol see the board on the front seats. you no try at all.

how bout you try some of this

Mobinga:
What's the use of a woman that can't cook?

How stupid, you need to take a pistol,put it in your mouth and pull the trigger,

Women are not tools for cooking,you backward punk

Prof JYK:
please Nlandrs take it easy on KabuKabu, our guy must be hiding now, crying and asking what on earth drove him to visit the site today.
Kabu we are all sorry, please come out, come out, wherever u r
belly aching laughter, kai Nlander una go kill person o

you are a failure, douchebag

buzugee:
why yall think that is kabukabu in that picture is beyond me. this is like a jest pic he pulls out anytime he wants to have a laugh at our expense.

REALITY101, i did not say fiddy won the lottery oooo. no misread me abeg

Dont you have a market stall to clean?Instead of hating on your Pops??

jango77:
hey KABUKABU, U RE A NOBODY, U AINT GAT poo, SO STOP BRAGGIN,,LOOKS LIKE U RE HERE TO SHOWCASE your LEVEL OF poo,, WE DON C UNA TYPE BF BF, NO BE TODAY,,,U THINK SAY NA ONLY U USE SHIP TRAVEL BF? ABEG MAKE WE HEAR WORD JARE,,SLEEP WHEN REAL GEEZZ ARE SLEEPING AND TALKIN WHEN U RE ASKED TO TALK,AND RIGHT NOW THE BIG BOYS RE NOT TALKIN SO SHUT THE bleep UP

shut your mouth,knuckle dragger, you wish you could have a life outside of the slum you live in

maninmood:
He said he's acting it as if he just won a lottery. 50cent posing with that money has a lot of meaning. It's not necessary that u pose with the lambo,ferrari,phantom everyday. Money sounds so much in the showbiz than anything.

This arse licking woman servant just finished himself. He's not even comfortable with the ferrari. He can't even rent the car let alone of owing it. Rent tag in inside, don't touch sticker on the door glass. Keep dreaming fool. Your 4$ white tee, and your 28$ out-of-stock sneakers ain't enough for you? Get a life.

Fall back,pavement ape, I would throw you some bananas,if you stop defecating on yourself

holydante:
@ babe97y, hahahahah, lmao,you've said it all.

Its apparent this crazy buff went to the yankee via visa lottery and he cant have the humility to kip his phat head under the radar and fulfill his dreams.

I bet he is jobless and NL affords him opportunity to vent his anger and frustrations out. shameful pic on display  (thats the American version of BYC  that hez sporting on) in addition to all the borrowed items on display. cheapstakes, ezi boji boji owa  

Listen heffa,quit hating and get your slow behind to the corner , isn;t that how you make your living, clutching thighs in a dirty bathroom.Beeeeaccch

Youngichou:
Hello fellow programmers,

i was at my home browsing nairaland today at about 3:15pm to be precise when i recieved a call from a Man.
He told me he wants a website and how much it cost, i replied him that i programm website application or web designing for free and dont charge for it but he replied that he wants this to be a paid service because he wants the best and i said agreed.

When i asked him what kind of website this is? He said its a website for his wife who is a Hair Dresses, that she wants people to apply for home service and service in the shop on the web. And she also wants to be uploading pictures of hair she plaits, and wedding clothes she stisches. So i told him i can do it.
And he offered to pay me 15k for a start, and 65 when am through all this excluding my internet connection because he is offering me his Starcomms during this period and he even bought a domain from GoDADDY.

Now fellow programmers am not suprise on some1 getting a website but what am suprise is WHILE SHOULD A HAIR,wedding and beauty make up DRESSER NEED A WEBSITE, of what use is it? And is it not waste of Money.
Is nigeria this Advance? (though she lives at Asokoro Abuja which is the Government looters Estate).

Poster,you are as dumb as a box of rocks if you have to ask that question,everyone is online,its 2010 dirtbag.Of course,they need it for advertising

Omolulu:
Loook at this shite backside maga, I can obviously do better than holding madam's bag in front of a ferrari, ah so sad dat your big head cant make u become anything useful in life

Be quiet, and keep eating tree branches in the jungle

KingHali:
Y is u all niggers just uploadin dumb silly pics. It aint funny. Dat b*tch as* 50 cent aint sure of what to use money for.

you are a dingbat, you dont count,ape.

Omolulu:
LMAO, do not touch, na woman bag this chairman dey carry?

Do you even know what a messenger bag is,illiterate loser.this bag is Michael Kors, go play with your ghana must go

eyoniggar:
Nigger doesnt even have table manner.

Fork on the right hand knife on the left

Talk about eating the money proper

Its not "nigger" fool, only racist whites use it that way.ape.

Its "nigga".


You must be in the vatican cleaning bird droppings, naija accent gangster

50 cent got nothin on me, yall are a bunch of carpet baggers

I believe Ibos are natural capitalists,they have the drive and determination when it comes to applying resources as a means to provide goods and services for consumers,I can't say the same for other tribes though .

If Ibos hade their own country,it would eclipse china and india in the next 10 years.

dumb wackjobs arguing about nothing, how does an "ibo" man look?

r231:
put up another picture where you open the car

and drop the ladies handbag you carring while you are at it

thats ugly cow number one.

slap1:
Sharp car-washer! Pesin bring car 4 u to wash and u don wear cloth snap picture sharp-sharp! Omo Naija!

Ugly cow number two.

chamotex:
The real owner of the car will soon come now . . . . . . Your Madam!!!

@post
I think nellaluv is Hot today

Ugly cow number three.

stillwater:
It wouldn't bother me. Why? Err. . . because I'm guilty of the crime. But I think my feelings would change if I were married. Then it would be just plain immaturity to me.

Looks like one of those makossa dancers.

Ugly cow number four, smh all you carpet baggers, get on your job and keep hating

Well of course he did, poor sucker forgot to use a rubber, pls I use rubber when nyanshing these heffas , who knows where they have been.


Dont hate the playa hate the game, beaches

I would slap her back into time, till when she was lil baby, followed by an uppercut and a swooping roundhouse kick to the face.

flawless victory

Flirting, , pleez,some of the females in here are some of the ugliest buguzans you could ever meet, put their pics online so we can all see, My swag is on another level as you can see,

Voting in IBB,or any other corrupt leeches that have been sucking naija dry for decades
Giving excuses for violent attacks on innocent civilians by armed militias, Boko Haram.
Depending on any elected officials to fufil their pre election promises.

Just a few there,for thought.

Also comparing Nigeria's so called improving economy,to that of nations like South Africa,Brazil,when you don't have 70% electricity and barely 50% available clean running water and non existent sewage facilities.

Lol poster, can you say NONE of the above, unless you have deep pockets they are all pretty expensive to maintain,the Nissan Murano ,yes its the cheapest and has just a 6 cylinder , is also known for steering hose problems,which can be very hard to fix because it sits right under the engine,and if left unchecked can ruin your pump.

The Infiniti FX is pretty much a luxury version of the Nissan Murano,but if you do get one,take the FX35 not the FX45,thats a V8(which means more expensive tune ups,higher gas consumption)

Nissan Armada,nope you also get a big V8,gas guzzler, same for the Range Rover Sport, .

If you have the money fine get any one of those,but if you just want a SUV for sure,but still want a decent vehicle,V6 and better reliability,there are plenty of options.
Toyota Highlander
Ford Edge

Honda Pilot
Mazda CX 7
Subaru Tribeca

The bigger the SUV,fancier SUV's have higher operating costs because of complex 4wd systems,high fuel costs and maintainance and are much more expensive to insure.

You can get a great deal buying a mid size smaller SUV because V6s are cheaper to run,you do get some of the nice conveniences found in the more upscale models.

comechop:
still trying to understand the significance of these type competitions. Guess its still a testosterone driven culture.

of course its is still a testosterone driven culture,now feast your eyes on this, wafer

Keshi and Siasia have failed for the last 10 yrs in coaching, period .You mean to tell me out of thousands of local coaches in nigeria,the best you can come up with is two washed up failures,seriously, have any of you ever considered thinking outside the box?, locally

slap1:
Will it be unkind to say these boys are silly? Your brother is on the verge of becoming the president and you can't take care of the home front effectively. Diabolic bunch of sociopaths, when he fails, get ready for real trouble. Apart from marginalization, the next president may not see a problem in deploying soldiers to that place in a ratio of 5:1, i.e, five soldiers to one Bayelsan. Keep bringing in ant-infested fire-wood.

You really are daft , the abokis have had their Presidents, Yar a dua,Babangida and abacha,did that stop them from creativng havoc and unrest all over the country,boko haram style, you are out of your mind.

webgenius:
He is the chauffeur,that's why he is standing by the ferrari.He wants you to understand that!!!!!

Child please,have yourself a cup of these, nizz, utz

onstelly:
He isnt lyk dat n besides i know why i stop it as for dumping him i guess i wil then start dating u abi?Is not as if he is d only one that complain about it my mum too does lyk it cos is way 2 short but he was d one that really made me stop it.

Sorry lady,I go for women with their own personal sense of style and independence,not ladies who will come up to me and ask me if their dress is ok?

onstelly:
I stop wearing short skirt cos my boyfriend dont lyk it.

you have a lot to learn in life,lady, number one.If he tells you how to dress,he will complain about your weight,your hair,your job,you friends,your family,dump that loser and get with someone who appreciates you for who you are.

Clutch the nizz, utz, lady ^^^^^^^^^^

The key is Love AND Understanding, slowpokes, and some paper too because on occasion you might have to make it rain to let the heffa know who is in control. ,
and don't forget the nizz, uts.

This is so Gey?

Here come all the fruit boys and carpet munchers.

[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=541856.msg7045863#msg7045863 date=1288451265]We have always been like this since the early days.when western Europe and North America have embraced capitalsim,it took several centuries for for few Africa countries to reach the stage of feudalism.the slow rate of development has been a normal thing to us and it's not going to change anytime soon.I guess it's the influence of colonialism that's telling on us ![/quote]blah blah blah blah,

This is the only solution to the takeover of Naija by these radical Islamists

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