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Shey wen e happen tomorrow dey go de blame lucifer #EndtimeMarriage

Just Negodu :/ Buhari u see wat u av cused?

I wasn't interested at first until DIASYLUV hit me :/

Lol Ogun state

All these end time weddings: Must it be dubai? Can't the get married in Jerusalem or somewhere else

Lolz Endtime tomatoes. Next your mom will carry gallon when going to England: you and i knows what its for

Nor be joke oh, this pikin go worry oh.

layla129:
As a student, you have restricted hours to work in the UK and hope you know UK's tuition fees amounts to millions of Naira for international students? let alone up keep, house rent and the rest
How much hustle can bail them?

Akunaism na, u knw dah kyn tin. It pays more in England. Just one night banging and you can walk out with £500. That's legit hustling

clerkent:
Lol superman go hear am from t.b joshua.

Eeeeh church go scata na... Lolz

Oh God! I'm disappointed, I was expecting to see a damsel. See her face like my grandmother's corpse #smh

Tell that girl make she park well jor. Flavour is making money and is more than capable of sustaining himself and family In this trying times...

Check that gyal u will see she 39yrs, single and searching; waiting to discover mungo park :/

Have you ever wondered why there are no superheroes in Nigeria? With no fuel, no light, and the pressure to marry, how will they succeed? Here are reasons why they'll not suceed oh. PLEASE KINDLY ADD YOURS

[b] - Batman may get stranded; where would batman find fuel to power his bat mobile?! Imagine batman standing in queue... Lwkmd
- No light to charge iron man's suit. Iron man go de charge he suit for barber shop and Naira bet stores LOL
- wonder woman vs Nigerians: wonderwoman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie Tanchu o bt pls dis yia sket is too short oh" And probably shame her for being a superhero; "wonder woman go and marry" ... "Na wa o. For how many centuries no man don toast u"... "How will a man even toast her wen she's stronger than his entire village"... "See her payint sef and e go de find man". lol
-And the naija babes are like "see her, ASHAWOO!!"
- Thors Hammer will go missing. Forget not being worthy and other rules to lift it. Warfi boys by the mighty Area power invested in them will move the hammer sharply.
- And don't forget, in Naija anybody that flieth is a witches and wizard
- Black widow's dad be like "Bia, Nwa aaah. Is diz how u wantu liv yia lyf? Eh?! See Uju and Unuoma, happille mallied wit kids and yua hia, Ne zuzuhali LOLZ
- Linda Ikeji be like; "hmmm... Do u know Peter parker and Spiderman are same thing? Clark kent and Superman are same thing? Wonders will never end" Abeg na who send her??
- Even tailors that would sow the suits and cape will be posting them, 'come today and tomorrow'.
- Batman sef may be too busy fighting his uncles over his late father's properties. LOL
- Superman foster parents go catch am witch d moment they discover his abilities and take him from Alfa Sule to Tb joshua to run him deliverance

Lwkmd ooo How will they survive?? Abeg una add una own ooo cos this country is equiquicious [/b]

naughtynaughty:
omashey oooo

Lol

naughtynaughty:
dis boy wat hav u bn smoking

Chloronoctophetam-1-ene

Naughtynaughty come and cuddle me ooo. The chemistry that is resulted from the atmospheric brohuaha of the cool temperate is resulted to a convection in the internal ledger of my thermal prostrate (wht am I saying sef) abeg come and cuddle me jor :/

*just laughing in igbo*
Naughtynaughty naughtynaughty hmmmmm... Why don't u come over to my crib let's talk shits I'm not asking o I'm demanding :/ (what am I even saying?)

GenLiberty:
LOL, BaddoSneh

Hehehe yo garrit

Hmmm This one is strong oooh. Wow! U must be a popular dude in the underworld... U solution cannot come from dark sources. You will kill yourself... I think you know where to run to

TheSociopath:
Many many plans: 1400 for 3gb (glo). Airtel unlimited day plan 180 for 1hr. Airtel unlimited night plan 100 for 1hr (12am-6am)

There are other variations, the 2hrs own is the most feasible

Oh yea those I use them but I prefer the airtel nite N200 for 3hrs.
Have u heard of Sherlock ??

chimkaire:
okwa I ma zuru ike

Lwkmd this igbo gyal u will not kill somebody

parrotibaba:
That TV series is way worse than the movie.

You're just one of the impatient viewer. I did got a bit frustrated at the 1st episode too until I got to the 3rd. You don't just judge a series from the first. Anyways everyone has a fav genre; mine is fantasy. You've got yours!

Chai! SMH. Geni340 tho :/ but sites can be deceiving. Nigerian girls and their packaging

TheSociopath:
Nope. HBO has not put any of it's programming, including Game of Thrones on Netflix or Hulu for some time now.

Do you watch the series on ur phone because netflix series are really have heavy data tags

TheSociopath:
That's unbelievable!

I swear I've not really been drawn to the series. Is it under netflix??

TheSociopath:
I got bored after 2 episodes of House of Cards. People hold it in high esteem, I guess I wasn't patient enough with the series. You won't believe that I've not seen the famous Game of Thrones . I stopped after season 1.

Lol na real famous game of thrones. Me? I haven't even seen Epi 01 season 01