₦airaland Forum

segebase:
monkey on suit

No its tortoise on suit

Wow! Fame good oh. I wonder if she would date him if he was a hustler

allymarry89:
I just remembered Timi Dakolo in The Voice Nigeria, this was what he said when Cornel performed R-Kelly song

Lmao No it was Uptown funk during the live shows

Lolz You aff enter wan chan Nigerian Gals lesson 101 begins

oya oooh kidnap him

No No!! That's not fair at all! I still believe that good people who have not heard of Christ deserve a place in paradise. I jus wish in a way God would ammend his syllabus. In this wicked world u strived to be a goodhearted and u end up in a place with those who try to break u. just doesn't look nice...

Really? u don gerrit? its sad that u doesn't know #Smh

Smellymouth:
https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/nope-nah.gif

Smellymouth I heard he's ur kingsman

Buhari com and see oioih how dis gals are lavishing our economy :/

NFF come and see how this man is squandering ur Japanese bonus oooh :/

24hourNigeriane:
Okay

Ok I'm waiting...

24hourNigeriane:
Why

So I can follow her naw :/

Its been a fun show for those who have been following it and certainly can't deny it being the best ever talent show in Nigeria.
And after much entertainment, suspense, glee and heartbreak its now down to the final moment.

WHO WILL WIN THE VOICE NIGERIA S1
HOW HAVE THE SHOW BEEN TO YOU SO FAR??
AND WHAT'S UR BEST MOMENT OF THE SHOW OR UR BEST PERFORMANCE?

lest have ur comments...

Constantine, messengers, Kyle xy

"The fear of puss is the Beggining of number 6" should be the title of ur novel!!




LWKMD Now I see that its true that when God removed the RIB of Man to make Woman, Some part of man's wisdom followed.


OP we need part 2

Op are u sure you're not from d past? which kyn 1990 love tips be this? You sure say u go marry so? #JustPassing

Lwkmd They're literally correct, Naija is too disorganized and Lazy.... That doesn't mean they should insult us, we know by ourself lol

Wow! no wonder wizkid denied him for 2yrs cos dis head #smh nor follow for formation oh. In any case I pray dat u will head nations

mhisbliss:
There was a time i went to pay my younger sister's school fee in the bank and when i want to fill the deposit slip i realised that my pen is acting up, (faint ink), so i asked the guy standing next to me for his pen, he quickly gave me the pen, when am done i gave him the pen thanked him and joined the queue, after i deposited the money and was about to leave that same guy who was waiting all this while for almost thirty minutes approached me and this conversation followed

Him:hi are you done with the transaction?
Me: yes
Him: well am xoxoxo, can i know your name?
Me: am tina(fake name) nice to meet you xoxoxo.
Him: are you from around here? ( i was like what a dumb guy, nope am from the moon)
Me: somehow
Him: how?
Me: i am here on vacation and am not familiar with the area i live, i cant even remember the name of my street, its gra actually(lies)
Him: i can see you're using a smartphone it means you're on whatsapp ryt? ( so everyone using a smartphone are on whatsapp)
Me: yes
Him: can i have your number?
Me: is that necessary?
Him: i would like to know you better
Me: ok, 070bla bla bla (my long lost sim)
Him: he called and its not going, well your number is not going
Me: my real phone is at home switched off this is my aunts phone)
Him: ok heres mine, when you get home flash me
Me: ok
Him: since you don't know your address how will you get home
Me: I'll drop at gra i can locate my house from there
Him: ok see yo around beautiful
Me: thanks xoxoxo, i was like oh God because you gave me pen? He cant read the not interested sign on my forehead?

#JustNegodu This is why Nigerian girls will not make heaven.... Next time carry ur own thing. You don't know if this guy is ur angel of a successful tomorrow.... #JustPassing

bitchcrafts:
and both of them copied from omgvoice .com/lifestyle/nonsensical- english

Haaahaha Copying is legal in Naija

AccessME:
I choose lanicky not because she was the winner of 2016 miss Nairaland but in reason that she doesn't wear make ups yet looks naturally beautiful.... how many girls of nowadays can do without make up? she is the one I adore and respect her charisma a lot such an innocent/decent fellow indeed

let's hear yours?

DIASYLUV



#justpassing

Kenneth205:
5. Mimzy (www.nairaland.com/mimzy)

4. Lanicky (www.nairaland.com/lanicky)

3. Adaure4ever (www.nairaland.com/adaure4ever)

2. Farano (www.nairaland.com/farano)

Adaure4ever tho You willnt kill person oh I almost got blind looking at this PIC of you....

annoyingman:
went to see my boo yesterday, her mum and dad are no longer together for years now! i dey palor dey chill thats how her mum entered, oboy she make sense! This was the first time i was going to my gf house so i have never seen her mum before, but i just bone! later na the woman come wear leggings come outside with polo top SEE YANSH, na so i lose interest for my gf body oo, now eh i don collect the woman number! i dey reason to run matters, wetin una think BAD GUYS SHOW ME ROAD, cause i no fit remove the tot of the woman BIG YANSH FROM MY MIND

If she do anyhow given her anyhow but for now maintain ur sanity if it comes to worst e go end for party

geni340:
see this is what i keep telling my kid sis...buhari isnt d only sick person arnd

is not his fault naw

Teeboy22:
Like seriously.. Too many good song for the moment!!!

Let me ask you this question

HAVE YOU REALLY EVER LOVED A WOMAN ??
I LOVE THAT SONG'S


I've got some crazy cool reggae from the likes of
Buju banton
Majek fashek
Bob Marley
Lucky dube

Cocoa tee
Busy signal
Muvado
Bunny wailer
Peter tosh
Shabbat ranks
Patra
Fantah mojah

Burning spear
Shaggy n so

haaahaa Lol YES I HAVE BUT DIDN'T HAVE A HAPPY ENDING
Not a fan of Raggae tho but I like Raggae fusion

wanderlustian:
My email is on the blog! Let's talk!

Sorry but couldn't find it... I've thoroughly searched the blog! :/