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[quote author=uj_sizzle]make i siddon like that??
I already timed them so i know when to meet empty buses. Tell mr your bus stop make i give u coordination [/quote]Lol. iwu onye Guy!

wat games do you have for swapping?
[quote author=T'base]Need you gta4 i dont use mail my 08102112581[/quote]

moshoodn: I have FIFA 13
CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 3
SKATE


Call 08055147426

will want dat ur mw3?? av got gta4, fear2, il2 sturmovich: birds of prey, cod mw2, the darkness, batman arkham asylum and god of war 3. just PM me

lynpetra: While I cook,he kept coming into the kitchen to hug,kiss me.I responded by giving him my usual sexy smiles.At a point I wanted to bring all the bones out,but I remembered the money he spent on sharwarma and alcohols,so I just poured the remaining bones I hide inside the kitchen cabinet...

I served him the food with chilled water.I sat close to him and watched as he started digging.He said it was sweet until he met the first bone.... .He tot it was a joke until he met the third.That was when he asked"Baby did you cook with bones?".He stood up,washed his hands,sat down and shakes his head for a long time.I just sat there looking at him as he looked at me.He smiled and I returned it.

Now,he isn't picking my calls.

Kant stop laufing. i love ur way joor!

Senator James: Yes. like hanging out under the mango tree in kirikiri when she comes to meet you, the day you finish serving your jail term, for raping that 10yrs old daugther of your neighbour.............good option

Laufing my ny*sh off!

Bludeville: OMG!!! Another nut-sized brain..I am easily replaceable, and so the fvck is he! Sheesh! And yes in my world, it is all about me, no apologies, who was it supposed to be about before? YOU?
*rolling my eyes to kafanchan*
P.S I am definitely not like any other woman, but then i dont expect you to know/ understand what i mean.

Lol, i love this chick. am definitely going to marry you.

assasins creed 3

jamesflaw: I'm not swapping but selling

how much are u selling it. where are u staying?

monkeysmoke: 1. Fifa 13
2. Hitman Absolution
3. Deus Ex - Human Revolution

All for sale @ an affordable price!!!

Call or Watsapp - 07034429099

av got gta4, fear2, il2 sturmovich: birds of prey, cod mw2, the darkness, batman arkham asylum and god of war 3. will swap any for your hitman absolution. just PM me if u r game.

whats the assassins creed3 going for? av got gta4, fear2, il2 sturmovich: birds of prey, cod mw2, the darkness, batman arkham asylum and god of war 3 to swap with assassins creed

Marthakings: aaaahhhhhh...... U hate me

It aint hate lovely, just a frend watching a frends back. wich uni b dat wey u get admission?

Mumsi said I fell from Τ̣̣ђё sky, I neva even See my birth cerfiticate b4. #teamskyfall

elrony: True talk bro...been there,especially in school...I always have dis "abeg God no lemme fûčk up dis nite o" thought running thru ma mind,especially during those cold nights ...lol

ℓ☺ℓ, there was Τ̣̣ђȋ̝̊ƨ̣̣̇̇̇ chick i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ my skool, we just became frends accidentally, then b4 I knew it, I found myself locked up i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ Τ̣̣ђё frenship zone. I was scared of telling her anytin bkos my frends told ♍‎Ƹ it will ruin evrytin. I think she went as far as taking ♍‎Ƹ as her broda cos I cud remeba one of her room mates calling ♍‎Ƹ her roomys broda, and all those while I was just melting inside. I didn't know if she expected ♍‎Ƹ τ̅☺ say sometin cos there was even a̶̲̥̅̊ tym she told ♍‎Ƹ that I wasn't romantic sot of thing, that I don't hug her. Well that's my own shaa. I neva acttually told her anything b4 I left FÕ̳͡я̅ industrial training and she wud graduate by d tym A̶̲̥̅♏ done. So op platonic relationship na just english word wey dudes like ♍‎Ƹ don comot from there dictionary

;h I heard I'll be discharged 2moro..... Tho i cnt walk properly[/quote]Try dancing skelewu. Τ̣̣ђё pain go run comot sharp sharp.

Acidosis: shut up woman wrapper...


don't mind who?

make woman no kill you o

lol, sori ooo!! removes the wrapper, throws it on the ground and runs away

Marthakings: take ur tym o. Na beg I dey beg u. Pls o. Dnt provoke a rec0vering patient

Don't mind him, hope u Ħª√ę messed?

Cheers!!! But wait Ooº°˚ ˚°ºoo, why u no full my cup naa?

Unless say i be ethiopian eunuch

Guess u both have been deaf and dumb since. one pastor don do magic miracle and una don regain una speech and hearing.

did he use sign language wen he was chyking u?
just wait for me am coming. "ana m anu igbo ofuma"

Guess u both have been deaf and dumb since. one pastor don do magic miracle and una regain una speech and hearing.

did he use sign language wen he was chyking u?
just wait for me am coming. "ana m anu igbo ofuma"

Make she no dey do guy oo! 8000 husband weary ladies are in zamfara.

mek dem both use their brain naa, shey na why we get am.

All those kind people na 'saints', and they don die finish. since dey born me i neva hear say anybody bkom saint. so direct ur search well. i will rather u type "wife material in heaven". happy hunting

chymystique: Wen we first met he told me he wanted more dan friendship I told him No... he said he liked me and didn't mind being frnds wif me and nw we ve grown to b vewi fond of each other and he is like a bro to me.. Looll.. He aint a eunuch he has a gf and an active Ssexx life ...

Active sex life or gf blah blah blah, sooner than later u will undastand wat am saying. dat guy is a bit scared.
mayb wen he even does, u will end up saying "i took you as a broda and u disappointed me" and dat will be it.

LOOL. >JACK.ASS<!!

chymystique: All dis ish abt a guy and a gal bin jst frnds is rubbish... I ve a male bestfriend and we ve never bin intimate b4... I love him very very much.. I ve slpt lik 5times wif him on d same bed and natn happned and we ve known each oda for more dan five yrs. He is one I respect till dis moment.. For me et depends on wah u guys feel n want sha.

You think that guy sleeps peacefully anytime u are on the same bed with him. he is scared of telling u his mind unless he is an ethiopian eunuch. av been in that shoe before. *iche na mmadu wu ewu*

[quote author=Soraya-Carvalho]Prudes that visit sexuality section and expect to see the pope and pastors preaching
stay off of sexuality section you hypocrites!!!
Annoying!!!!! [/quote]LOL. coming there to preach repentance for us, like they mistakenly clicked on it.

shey u no get bible? my own told me to "love everybody" weda na txt message or phone call. its just love.

I will tell her, 'take a trip to maryborne station, if u pass GO collect #200'.
her sincerity is gud, bt WTF am we going to be doing? urinating on top transformer.

[quote author=yuzedo][i]Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.

I didnt see that. *moves on with my dye.ing tradition*

dimdim001: Currently playin' Call of Booty 4:Modern Whorefare

Lol. that wud be very enticing

cnwamo: i have cod mw 2, arkham asylum.

I think fear2 seems nice enuf buh i dunno if i will be chanced.

Whats your location.

Am in lagos. 07032603793. drop ur contact