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sexylogan:
Funny but Albert Einstein died on April 18th 1955

Haven't you heard? "his manhood might still be living on".

I want to share mine also.

Growing up, I always bed wetted every night I slept..It was only on rare nights that I woke up dry. sometimes I bed wet, change cloths and bed wet again.

Whenever I tried to feel bad and depressed, mum was always by my side, she told me of my cousin who bed wetted till university days.

Fast forward I entered secondary school, I bed wetted on the first and last day in school. I never tried looking for peoples trouble so that they wont call me a "bed wetter" in front of gals during school time.

There were days I will take my last meal in the afternoon and not take water again, yet I still wake up drenched in my own urine. I didn't know what was wrong. I prayed everyday for God to help me to stop. why was it me? even my brother who is 5 years younger than me doesn't wet the bed.

This contributed a lot to keeping me from many interactions back then in school. The height was in my ss2 when our hostel captain brought us out before the whole campus i.e the "bedwetting gang" so that they could pray for us. I died severally standing there in front of my juniors.
He didn't understand what people that bedwet pass through, so he thought he could make fun of us. I have forgiven him long ago.

If you still bedwet or you know someone who does, don't be harsh on them and ignore people that try telling down on you.

"Na who wear shoe know where e dey pain am pass"

I cant really say the actual date I stopped waking up from my own ocean of urine, I woke up one day and realised that its been a while since It stopped.
I am awaiting nysc come June 2nd and I didn't bedwet through uni.

Thanks for reading.
*No pictures so that you wont see me tomorrow and start thinking "rain maker".

Make she rush go buy soup before the fufu go cold.

Assuming you were Isaac in the bible and Abraham was your dad, what will you have done after he almost sacrificed you?

Me, I will disfather him Asap and then take away my own share of the inheritance before the lord puts him to test again.

OP Oya tell us the names of those snipers before we go believe you.
You just dey circle grass abi?

All these things doesn't matter to me, if only my android camera can become super sharp like IPhone's, then I will be proud to make everybody jealous.

FetchUK:
Happy new month
And thanks to all our customers so far.

I haven't forgotten you @Kachiz

Yeah, you are still yet to reply my mail. Happy new month too

eunylondon:
Graduated from MOUAU, studied Microbiology. Delta State all d way!! (Stream 1)

Graduated from MOUAU too , but I am going with the second stream to fetch water...
Have you joined the whatsapp group?

adefunke62:
you are all welcome to Delta state, am presently serving in Isoko south local govt, batch B corp member, feel free to ask your questions

How is their Glo network, lemme know if I am to exhaust my data plan before coming there.

IRON GATE Nwoke oma!!!!

FetchUK:
Battlefield 3 =#1600
Splinter Cell = #2898
Watch Dogs = #4830

I am in Abia state presently, how much extra is going to take care of the shipping?

And also, how does one carryout this transaction with you?

I am currently in umuahia and I have the following games for sale or for swaps.
If you are in Abia but not in umuahia, we could still arrange for a meet.

The games are
Sniper Elite
Assassins creed 3
Assassins creed 4
Bio shock
COD Black Ops 2
IL2 sturmovik: Birds of prey

Buzz me up on whatsapp: XXXXX

How much is watchdogs, battlefield 3 and splinter cell blacklist for ps3.

If they are pre-owned, it will be better.

And also help me write out their prices in naira.

Thanks.

I wanted to ask the same oh, maybe the angels where using IPhones then or maybe God took it.

ikp4succes:
the first picture though, was there helicopter in 1609

can you post the pictures

horrpeyemi:
I came across this on the geeknaija.com tech blog and decided to share it with you guys have been using this cheat for a while now with N100 I can download as many as 3gb file on my pc here is the trick

With N100 you can download unlimited using Mtn Bis subscription on your pc, this is for heavy Internet users who like to download large files like an operating system or game,
so let’s go straight to the point
How to use Mtn Bis subscription on pc
1. Download this file Here
2. After downloading it its a zip file so you
have to unzip it with WINRA OR 7ZIP or with any
other tools.
3. After unzipping it you will find like five files
there locate the second file XT181 file and run
it.
4. After running it click “ LISTEN” then minimize
it
5. Now open your mozilla Firefox browser
navigate to option then advanced tab >>
Network >>settings >>choose manual
configuration >> enter 127.0.0.1 in the proxy
server then port 8080
6. Click use this configuration for all protocol
save it by clicking ok
7. Connect your modem use Web.gprs.mtnnigeria.net as your apn connect your modem surf and download and surf till Phcn take like lol
If you have a blackberry subscription before you may test it with it or simply subscribe to a day plan
To do these load N100 on your mtn Sim simply
send BBDAY TO 21600 OR BBCDAY TO 21600
Note: these only last for 24 hours but you may
download big file as 3gb or more with it
Funny how 100 can be so useful

Source: http://geeknaija.com/download-unlimitedly-with-mtn-bis-subscription-on-your-pc-101-working/

Click the link to download the file

bros well done oh, I already have this on my pc and its been working. lease kindly direct me on how to set up my pc as wifi hotspot.

Forwetinnah:
It wasn't SE:X !! It was WISDOM!! There were 2 trees actually, one for wisdom and the other for eternal life (GOD asked them to leave the garden before satan tempts them to eat the fruit of eternal life and had angels guarding the tree) GOD had already given creatures the command to be fruitful and multiply. Lower animals were already procreating through se:X...

loool

are you shitting me?

God planted those stuffs on trees?
If I was the devil, assuming your analogy is true... what will stop me from giving Eve both of the fruits.

''Anwu achaa na ike mbe''

OP...

R.I.P in advance till your senses return

He is lying down with Bae

We all sin one way or the other, if killing all Boko Haram people for us to live in peace will make it sinful. Then I wish to be a habitual sinner.

Dear Coca-cola Bottling Company,

Its been some months now, some very long months I must tell you, that you started putting down peoples name on bottles (coke bottles).

I know I am just one out of over 170million people that make up this our noble nation, Nigeria.
But, "what is worth doing, I think is worth doing well"

How could you guys??

Its not like I drink coke everyday of my life, but when I do drink something, I think its usually Coke and never Pepsi.

Moreover, I cant afford to be drinking it everyday after some of us in the health department came up with the statistics that one bottle (the 35cl own contains about 6cubes of sugar), only God knows how many cubes will be inside the 50cl bottle.
You see, I also love my life just the same way each and everyone of us does, so I cant afford to start making plans for diabetes in the future.

I will say you guys have written everybody's name I know and deliberately decided not to add mine. I have seen from Ada to Chisom to Emeka to Obinna, to mention a few.. One of my friends even found both his name and surname on two bottles, ‪Uche‬ Agu‬. I am sure he will increase the way he takes coke just for that reason alone.
The one I got yesterday had Adesuwa on it, a Yoruba name . I don't even want to know what that means.

So today, I did what I had to do. I took the bull by the horn, not just to let him know that we are all animals, but to let him know that "all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than the others".
I would have written just "kachi", but I was angry.
You guys were lucky that I didn't write "Onyekachi Okorie" plus my University registration number on the bottle.

You guys have really made me feel bad and a bit un-appreciated.

So I am actually going to switch over to Nutri-C for the mean time, at least it doesn't have plenty cubes of sugar in it and it might also interest you guys to know that it has about 5 different flavors.

That will be all for now, till you guys decide to do the needful.

Yours (heartbroken)customer.
Kachi

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07032603793

call: Bleep

just tore the nylon yesterday. same as new.
price is 5k

[quote author=Hammefeez]................ i became NL this week...............

i think i should even join these boko.are.ram people and run.

how long does it take you to deliver?? i mean the shipping time?

how do we make the money first?? no be money wey u don make finish you go manage??