₦airaland Forum

Caaz:
Breakfast
Make we lose weight
Pap
Milk
Isagwe

no need to lose weight, your build na till thy kingdom come

Caaz:
Harvested these yam just now from my garden.
My mind is telling me to allow the chicken to excort these yam.
Lolx

instead of yam , do potatoes especially sweet ones

TemporaryHansel:
Did anybody threaten Seun into adding those modifications to the bot? Seems likely.

I miss the days when you could say your mind freely on this platform.
These days you can't even call people what they truly are anymore. It's giving pre-elon musk twitter vibes.

we are in the era of woke ism


you say anything offensive, you getting cancelled

na see finish day make guy take girl to resturant date


y i go do dat shmit if u no day do netflix n chill day your house make i day mine

we no do parse india


i fear wu no fear india aka the poo masters

I kneel




oya take me do watera you want im yours daddy

just know ya sphicter has been shifted

Seun own be like


Location: Lagos


Based in ogun state

Alphabyte3:
We have the tech to improve cyber warfare but we don't want home grown tech . Our military doesn't have jammer for intruder devices and celestial encryptions to bounce Missile back to sender .


It is lack of planning we didn't do census but we have other like BVN and NIN.

our military has drone jammer but they dont use it, their reasonable weapons are packing in a store at abuja gathering dust.

any criminal can bypass nin and bvn easily

Alphabyte3:
Russian and Ukraine used young talented military officers that are good in combat not like Nigeria using the old . Almost all fighters jet operators are in their twenties their reflexes are high .

We have the talent in Nigeria check terraHaptix they are competing with the global market. We just need intelligence gathering.

Russia are good in cyber warfare but bad on ground . Ukraine have been giving russia back to back


intelligence gathering requires data, nigeria lacks data . what was the last time nigeria did census?

Alphabyte3:
Nigerian Army need to explore the use of Googles nano banana pro to create autonomous fighter jets and drones . All components will be built by intensive collaborative effort .

skill issue


nigerian airforce has jets and drones but lacks skilled personnels to fly those carriers.



the way to combat terrorism in nigeria is not sending drones like russia ukraine but sending well trained personels to inflitrate their networks .


to catch a criminal, you have to think like a criminal

nysc issa waste of time


time used for that i wee use it and learn quality skills get better remote work


na see finish day make uni grad for nigeria go nysc

oyaskii:
The Herd (2025).

"Again....it is incredibly frustrating and exciting at the same time to be a Nigerian..Chinua Achebe.

As a ardent follower of this industry, i have always yearn for a time when Nollywood will make socially conscious movie that are grounded in our everyday reality, of late, and not just the crass and razz flicks they tend to do more often, and this i am happy to say, this flick is way up there with the former.

It opens with a newly wedded couple been kidnapped by armed bandits, but as the flick progresses, it unveils, an interconnected rot across religion and ethnic lines, that has birthed this horror of a situation we are currently witnessing.

The movie is so technically detailed, like the writing was so air tight and ridiculous good, that every little twist and turn was accounted for, even i, who is always critical of how shallow, film plot from these parts seems to be, had to applaud the flawless writing on display. The production value was top notch too, saw it on HD, and it was pleasing to watch , despite the sour subject matter.

I know the movie had probably be announced weeks before this release last Friday but the timing of the release couldn't be more apt, considering the mess of a security situation we currently find ourselves as a nation. So i was all the more baffled at our brothers and sisters from the north, who were talmbout "Ban the movie"...."Cancel Netflix", these Mfs probably just say the trailer alone 😩, and went unnecessary berserk because seeing the whole thing, they got all the stereotypes absolutely 100% spot on! and perhaps the only one i had issue with, was how efficient they portrayed our security agents to be, because ain't no way these brothers move this efficiently 😩.

The failure of our northern brethren to separate Islam from the actions of these armed bandits, is what is still fueling this stereotype, These miscreants doesn't represent Allah or the Prophet's (SAW) message in anyway. They twist some hadiths to justify their actions. Maan, i will sooner come down from a Molue, when a turbaned mf yells "Allahu A'kbar" than when someone else yells praise the Lord. 😩

Anyways, I thoroughly enjoyed this film, the finest film I have seen from these parts, since i saw "With Difficulty Comes Ease" (2024), last year. just top shelf stuff...easy easy recommend.

8/10.

nice but too bad its not core


e for be 9/10 if core choke innit along with dark humor


director try small

the igbo spoken in the film seems sloppy

god does not exist


you are just in a state of religous psychosis

God1000:
Yes, hell is real, hell is a place of torment and punishment that lasts forever and ever, with no end.

okay boomer

God1000:
The brother will definitely go to hell for sleeping with his biological sister and someone's wife, the same punishment for the woman

keep delulu in ya head that hell exist

Galapagous:
hmm. The girl at the of the movie only state the killer was a regular person, nothing extra ordinary about his appearance. Your opinion though.

the movie trying tell you that nice guy near you or your fathwr could be a seral kllar.

ml in film was too busy focusing on one aspect of the crime.


if you want to catch a criminal, you have to think like a criminal.


if you watch the chaser , the cop guy e head just empty

pu7pl3:
@ the bolded, who??

the klllar is a cop


use your head do the maths and figure it out

Jiggz:
Good day Sir,
My name is Simon, am a TX/RF and Optimisation Engineer.
Have Led field teams in the end-to-end installation, configuration, and alignment of mission-critical telecommunications hardware, including Microwave Links (AMM 20p, CN 510) LSY project for Etisalat, and Ericsson RBS sites (6301, 6101).
Directed post-launch network optimization, using TEMS investigation tools to analyze drive test data and validate RF parameters for LTE networks.
Managed all RF troubleshooting and transmission alarm resolution, performing advanced diagnostics (VSWR, DTF tests) using Anritsu tools to maintain network integrity.
Coordinated material logistics and project timelines for RBS site builds, reporting daily site status to project managers and ensuring customer requirements were met.
Conducted strategic technical site surveys (TSS) and Line-of-Sight (LOS) surveys to identify and validate potential RBS and Microwave Link sites.
Handled several projects across Nigeria and several African country, with the likes of Huawei and Nokia equipment for Orange network.
Have worked with cobranet ISP and Swift Network as a field Support Engineer and LAN specialist.
Have configured, aligned and commissioned different radwin and Cambium radio links for ISP plus troubleshooting aswell
Here is the link to my resume below.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R6gudy67sPeUe66RYvdApgnGESnsF2ZfrUA6odrlwxY/edit?usp=sharing

nice resume you got there but rewrite it , its giving chatgpt written vibes


scrap the summary and bump up experience section along with education and projects

pu7pl3:
Memories of Murder - what a hopeless movie. As a viewer I don't even know what I gained by watching this movie. I wasn't rewarded in anyway.
A 2hr slow burn with no pay off whatsoever.

Omo this one left me scarred for real.

very interesting film, i give it 10/10


depicts the harsh truth about humanity and raises philiosophical questions .

cop was not a righteous man but tries to redeem himself by nabbing the kllar whivh he could nt do and funny thing is the kllar was front of his door steps


watch old boy and barking dogs never bark

film somewhat hans hoppe mixed with some libertarian things and bpd.


interesting but not all that but i watched it for our mommy . one of the scenes where she goes swimming mad oo


7/10

no, twitter didn't expose you. you exposed yourselves by voluntarily uploading your data to a centralized platform. twitter merely reconfigured its data access protocols a predictable event for any entity that doesn't prioritize user privacy over its own commercial interests. you entrusted your data to a third party and that third party exercised its control.

your real location has been functionally public since you first purchased a smartphone consented to location services or posted a photo with geotags enabled. every device you carry, every wifi network you connect to, every cellular tower your signal hits, every public facing social media post these are all transmitting your location data. twitter is just one more conduit in a vast network of personal data exfiltration. the idea that your location was previously private while you were actively engaging with commercial platforms is a delusion.

grandstar:
I stand by what I wrote.

If I made a mistake, it was that I should have used my laptop to register with Tiktok. Laptops don't use sim cards so may be deceived by a VPN.

The initial registration is what matters the most. So, if you registered with a laptop using a VPN, it would consider you as a UK account.

There may be a downside though. If you now start browsing Tiktok on your Nigerian sim, it may send you lots of Nigerian traffic.

some laptops do, mine which is the thinkpad x1 carbon has a sim slot at the back

grandstar:
6

I tried setting up a UK tiktok account on my phone using a VPN. Tiktok wasn't fooled. It treated my account as Nigerian.

Then I found the answer: Tiktok sends you traffic based on your sim card. If it's a UK sim card, it sends you mostly UK traffic.

I bought a UK sim card and the problem was resolved.

Perhaps, twitter, now X uses a similar system.

once you installed the tiktok app, you literally gave it access to your phone. it collecting data about you and sending it back to hq

Prayer does not work in the sense of external supernatural efficacy. the universe operates on deterministic physical laws not on the arbitrary whims of human pleading or the intervention of an unquantifiable unobservable entity.

prayer only function as a psychological and social coping mechanism. it provides comfort to the emotionally compromised, reinforces their existing biases and creates a sense of belonging for those coping.

samistry:
Out on the high seas

director fall our hand ooo



whivh kin slop he do like this


class war x family film filled with top actors



6/10

whivh kin cruise be this??