₦airaland Forum

decatalyst:
Translation pls. Really wish to know how to speak all the 3 major languages in Nigeria, but I am so much in love with learning Hausa first cuz I think its sweet. No disrespect pls.

I like to listen to igbos speak their language especially when they are drinking or when there is merriment...it always interest me.

means:it shall b well with u 4 saying d truth

decatalyst:
What is it with this Anambra State sef! The name alone since the last elections sounds like a promising Eldorado.


My best guess is that we have two states in Nigeria, Anambra State and the rest!


Don't get it twisted...am from the SW but the news emanating from that state is just so impressive!

Oga adiri gi na mma makana ihe ikwuru bu eziokwu

Donald3d:
Wow July ? what date , i said it, people born in July always like giving , i'm proudly July too and i love giving too, i dont mind joining you when you want to celebrate with orphans, what date is yours, mine is July 7th

really,am 17th dear,is good t be a giver

Dinhoo:
Happy for you....am a July Celebrant as well

wow,july born rocks,an 17th n u?

chacha3:
i had the idea of visiting an orphanage home bt i hv been sick for a week now,in n out of hosp. I cud not plan it out again. Just so weak n tryin to recover. I pray u wil hv d funds in july..a grt idea puttin smiles on faces.

Sweetie u are healed in Jesus name,indeed a great idea n by his grace i will make dem smile

Dexema:
with a face like that if you like use king kong as smiley guys won't let you be...sorry ehn and happy vals.

Lol,happy val too

firstking01:
ok i will...so, hw u?

tx f doing dis,am very fyn dear

firstking01:
now, this is very thoughtfuL ...feeL so sorry and ashamed for myself

is nt yet late dear,pls celebrate wit dem

Wuld hav luv to visit d orphanage home bt am really broke now,i kw by july i must celebrate my birthday with dem,happy val to u all

PoliticalThuG:
Chicken change

Go sit down 4gutter,u don give a beggar 10naira beforegerraw here mehnn

Eddygourdo:
my dear. Our Nigerian dogs oh. They pack plenty into cages for sale to be eaten. I doubt he knows it's me. Hopefully nobody saw me run. He was raining curses on the person who did it, I felt guilty. Maybe the 7k isn't enough compensation for my behaviour

So na u do dat shit?bc of ur action we no chop 4nit,my uncle's dogs 4 sale na him u get mind free,better go put 10k der 2moro unfailingly or na pack get u,i don c ur face well,tx f open confession

BeeBeeOoh:
I play all of dem, mehn I play die then..

U get luck say i no be ur teacher den,i for flog u scatter.

chibwike:
none.

You are among *INDOMIE GENERATION *

BeeBeeOoh:
hahahahahahahaha! Adanne u funny finish eziokwu, connect gi nwere Connect

Na so e dey 4 phyno doctrine

BeeBeeOoh:
Adanne oga adiri gi mma iseeeeh!!!

Nwanne onye nweregi nwere connect

BeeBeeOoh:
Anambra Obodo Oma. Omambala mulu m Ekene m unu

oga adiri anyi na mma ooo,iseeeh

Flashh:
Oh really?! You are welcome ma'am.
Don't mind those conc space bookers.
You look stunning.

Thanks

Flashh:
What's the meaning?

A trending way of saying hello,u got me laughing dis morning,thanks a bunch

Sweetie u hav to wise up n fight 4 wat u cherish,years bck something like dis happened to me,am frm Anambra n my hussy is from Rivers state,being d first daughter n mom's favourite she never approve my hussy's proposal and my dad as a soldier he approved it,i met a priest n table d matter bf him,he convinced my mom n right now believe u me dear am happily married n my mom is d 1 enjoying most,use every means on ur mum so dat u wunt regret after

dustmalik:
Be wary of Vanguard. I'm sure they smuggled in that statement. Don't you think Oyegun would be so foolish to make such statement in a place full of press?

Am nt too scared abt corruption in Nigeria but more scary abt d Press,one day dey will set dis country ablaze

War against indicipline and War against corruption equals to Buhari

steppin:
Dj cuppy own big pass. Ini Edo na learner!

Buying it dos nt mean wearing it

MrImole:
Is it okay to stop a moving target(a girl on the street)?

Ladies, would you answer a guy that approached you on the street?

IS so wrong,pls woo a gal while using convenience

whiteandblack:
My s p e r m is mixed red and brown...and am really worried about this. I have just had an unprotected sex with a lady but that has been a while. So please is this colored s p e r m normal or do i need see a doctor. I need your serious contributions to this..no insult please. Thanks in advanced.

Ur name is white&black and ur sperm is red&brown,pls see a doc as soon as possible to enable d colour normalize

Hmmmm,17k for a turtle?bros ehhhh u for carry dat CBN flex motherless kids,no offence pls

Ufranklin92:
expelled or not the message has been passed

simple

xMrPx:
Unserious couple

wat makes dem unserious?must dey folow d trend?

Aspiregreat:
When will NIGERIA see this CHANGE.?

Wen our petroleum minister has visited d whole country&wen our little girls are forcefully turn to unprepared mothers,I pity d victims

No my dear,my browniesugar did nt propose t me bf marriage

fem29:
Hi dear I'm so sorry you are going through this. As someone already asked, are you legally married to him(no judgment). Right now the most important thing is your baby. You need to reduce your stress levels. It's not good for you or baby. Please try to remove all thoughts about his girlfriend from your mind right now. Wait till after you give birth before you hash it out. Focus on trying to get money from him for baby stuff and hospital bills for now. No fighting him for now, you are in no condition. If he doesn't bring the money, do you have family and friends that can help you out?.

Also is your mum or sister available to come and stay with you for a while?. You need someone to lift your spirit right now. It will get better in Jess name. Just pretend as if he doesn't exist for now.

Do u mean JESUS or Jese?sweet pls dnt abbreviate our saviours name

ChappyChase:
Hahahahahaha, dear you funny. Okay, reply my mail let's chat privately..

ok

ChappyChase:
But I said am sorry...

apology accepted