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Romance / Re: How Do I Approach A Widow? by kaima1984(f): 8:15pm On Aug 07, 2019
ubunja:
don't make me laugh. Does a man give birth through Dick that it's no longer tight?

When a woman gives birth it's bye bye bye pussy.
Gone are d days when pussy is wide open after child birth my dear,there are thousand and one products out there for that,how was your day?
Romance / Re: How Do I Approach A Widow? by kaima1984(f): 5:58pm On Aug 07, 2019
ubunja:
Go get yourself a fresh one. Leave secondhand goods
Second hand u said?is he first class? some 1 that has kids too is second hand,believe you me they are perfect match.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Cindy Introduced As New Housemate by kaima1984(f): 9:26pm On Aug 01, 2019
aribasoye1:
What's BIG BROTHER UP TO?
To PEPPER the UNPEPPERED.
Crime / Re: Confraternity Stripped Girls For Mimicking Their Mode Of Greeting by kaima1984(f): 9:49am On Jul 30, 2019
lilwetdick:
what do i know

this cultist people are cowards, there only job is to harrass women

and shout aro at university boys to collect their girlfriends

most cultists are losers only have confidence in group.
They can not go and kee baba go slow so that ruga nonsence will end
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Jeff, Omashola, Mike And Tacha Are Up For Possible Eviction by kaima1984(f): 9:42am On Jul 30, 2019
Mikefixed21:
[color=#990000][/color]See Below
Na una money big brother take dey feed over fed dudes
TV/Movies / Re: #bbnaija: Jeff, Omashola, Mike And Tacha Are Up For Possible Eviction by kaima1984(f): 9:40am On Jul 30, 2019
hammerVJ:
EVERY WEEK TACHA, UNA NO GET CONSCIENCE?


GIVE THE POOR LADY A BREAK.
worry not my dear,tacha may not win the money but surely she will be in the house till day 98,she has got loads of armies
Science/Technology / Re: See The Robot Waitress Introduced In UK Restaurant by kaima1984(f): 9:32am On Jul 30, 2019
Rapmoney:
When I compare what citizens in western countries dwell on and what we Africans dwell on, I always have my face down. What do we dwell on here? RUGA, stolen billions, how Ali Ndume daughter got married, how Aisha posed with swag in a photograph, how two housemates had sex in BBNaija house and the list of endless craps continues!!

Timi dakolo rocks his new hair cut, Regina daniels looks sick after months of wedlock,Toke stepping out in cleavage bearing attire,Tonto dike rocking hot bum short,Senetor abbo spotted with two hot chics after the leak footage at adult shop, Mikel obi n his oyibo wife n kids stepping out In style,8years old pupil got raped by his neighbor,tacha's nipple slides out last night as dey parties and many lots of gibberishes

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Science/Technology / Re: Video Of Huge Whale Killed In Bayelsa, Butchered With Chain Saw Machine by kaima1984(f): 9:20am On Jul 30, 2019
Hisxellency:
Lol... When the thread of this whale emerged earlier today, one nairalander predicted that someone will soon come and cut his own part of the fish with a chain saw.. It just happened!!!
Nigerians never disappoint
You haff kee me with laugh ooo, leave my niggas alone
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha's Boyfriend Blasts Ebuka by kaima1984(f): 4:59pm On Jul 29, 2019
majamajic:
sorry , is he really her official boyfriend ?

or their spokesperson ?
The official boyfriend who took her from phc to Enugu for audition
Science/Technology / Re: Whale Killed And Butchered In Brass, Bayelsa State (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 4:45pm On Jul 29, 2019
That guy with axe got no chill at all,make una enjoy jare
Politics / Re: Rebbeca Sharibu: Leah Sharibu Will Return Alive, I'm Hopeful by kaima1984(f): 4:05pm On Jul 26, 2019
Let it be according to your words!!!
Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Donates Land To Church To Mark 4th Wedding Anniversary by kaima1984(f): 1:38pm On Jul 26, 2019
delugajackson:
Handsome man.

Despite all his shortcomings, she still chose to stick with him. That's because she understands the fact that husbands are scarce resources. Any nonsense and she will be replaced with another. That's a wise woman right there.
you take your brain play nairabet?
Phones / Re: 5 Hidden Tricks You Never Knew Your Android Phone Can Do by kaima1984(f): 9:36pm On Jul 25, 2019
Wow,thanks for sharing
Crime / Re: Nigerians React To The Death Of Leah Sharibu (Unconfirmed) by kaima1984(f): 7:36pm On Jul 25, 2019
rawpadgin:
If this is true....... I pray same thing happen to buhari & his vice daughters
Loud it please
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Settles Differences With Mike (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 7:31pm On Jul 25, 2019
Damfostopper:
is popping stretch marks abi??

let this be ur last comment
You put am for mouth?her skin is popping unlike urs,get that into your skull.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Settles Differences With Mike (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2019
Deestro:


Lmao, basic b!tch said mtcheww for me!! Wtf
Pre basic infested jealous ugly bitch,go get a life,mtcheww for you again,e pain your akamu brain?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Settles Differences With Mike (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 12:53pm On Jul 25, 2019
dingbang:
popping fire. She has stretched marks
Does that make her ugly?I know say she fine pass your babe biko.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Settles Differences With Mike (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 12:51pm On Jul 25, 2019
dingbang:
popping fire. She has stretched marks
And having a stretch marks makes her a less human?is your body stretched free especially your ass n shoulder?that babe you call beautiful always is filled with stretched marks.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Settles Differences With Mike (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 12:46pm On Jul 25, 2019
Deestro:


So because, she made it to a ragity ass show, all of a sudden, her skin is popping, well not every one has a low self esteem as you, and who gives a fuck_ if it's your first comment
Please use your real moniker and stop cowordising up and down,u just registered with this moniker 1hour plus ago just to speak bad of tasha,mtcheww for you
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Settles Differences With Mike (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 12:43pm On Jul 25, 2019
Deestro:


So because, she made it to a ragity ass show, all of a sudden, her skin is popping, well not every one has a low self esteem as you, and who gives a fuck_ if it's your first comment
Ragity ass show you often watch to notice that her skin is stretched?hey people already know her unlike you,lastly i know that mentally deranged people are always in a hurry to call mentally stable dudes sick,have your self a stress free day sis.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Settles Differences With Mike (Photos) by kaima1984(f): 12:11pm On Jul 25, 2019
Deestro:
This zebra body slay b!tch
Her skin is popping more than yours,stop hating sister,my first comment on this biggie show.

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Politics / Re: Ibrahim Mohammed Sworn-in As Substantive CJN by kaima1984(f): 11:26am On Jul 24, 2019
emmasmiles:
lets be sincere, can anything good ever come out of this regime?
NOTHING

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Politics / Re: Why We Haven’t Released El-zakzakky – Presidency by kaima1984(f): 11:24am On Jul 24, 2019
backnbeta:
Lies flying out without restraints undecided
my sister,this man has over throne lie Mohammed i swear
Politics / Re: EFCC Storms Rochas Okorocha Foundation College In Owerri, Many Harassed by kaima1984(f): 10:13am On Jul 24, 2019
Mind your business plss,is it your sex?
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Channels Yoruba Goddess Yemoja In Spirit Music Video For The Lion King by kaima1984(f): 2:26pm On Jul 21, 2019
exstreve:
OMG!!!

Beyonce just channeled Yoruba goddess in her music, this is the best news ever in Nigeria's history, oh what will have become of us as a nation without Beyonce, we owe her our lives for associating with us, thanks OP for sharing, we love you beyonce
you owe her your life not Our lives,are you high or what?

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Politics / Re: Senator Abbo Abducted Emily Eric My Daughter Since 2016 – Father by kaima1984(f): 1:26pm On Jul 20, 2019
The child is looking sicky and the abducted wife is looking so unhappy,werey senator

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by kaima1984(f): 3:32pm On Jul 18, 2019
Hybrid600:


Happy birthday K!
Thanks hybrid
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is The Most Ridiculous Job Offer You Have Ever Received? by kaima1984(f): 8:57pm On Jul 15, 2019
czarina:
So, this happened after secondary school. I was home, got tired and decided to get a job.

Saw a sign at a restaurant; SALES GIRL NEEDED.

I branched and I get told the space was still vacant but to come back tomorrow to see madam.

I was elated, told my siblings and they were looking at me one kind. I did not mind, I sha just wanted to be leaving the house.

Got there the next morning, I saw madam and she goes:

Madam: We don't cook the food here, we cook at home and bring it. Your job first thing in the morning would be to bring in the food.

Me, thinking it was going to be in a Keke or even a taxi said no problem at all

Madam: You sabi push wheelbarrow?

Me: shocked shocked shocked

Madam: Because na wheelbarrow you go take push am come every morning.

Me: OK ma, I'll come tomorrow. (finalized everything but never went back)
Hahahahaha,you really cracked my ribs


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Sports / Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by kaima1984(f): 10:04pm On Jul 14, 2019
Ahmed .....,wetin carry you go to watch the match?,why u no dey ur house for nija watch am? you don carry bad luck go give my eagles, politicians in 9ja are bunch of ill luck,mtchwwww

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Mercy And Ella Fight Over Ike by kaima1984(f): 9:53pm On Jul 14, 2019
Onyi22:
Ike is Worth fighting for...
He's cute, handsome n am very sure he's from a wealthy home...
It's better I waste my strength fighting for a rich famous Nigga than a poor broke ass guy....

Money n fame walks hand in hand tongue
Surest bet is for you to develop your self and watch guys too fight over you
Sports / Re: Algeria Vs Nigeria: AFCON Semi-Finals (2 - 1) Full Time by kaima1984(f): 9:35pm On Jul 14, 2019
Go guys,God of soccer pls favour us,we want good news in 9ja so desperately

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Vs Algeria: Ahmad Lawan Heads To Egypt To Support Super Eagles by kaima1984(f): 7:25pm On Jul 14, 2019
oluwasegun007:
Make una no use una bad luck affect those guys ooo..

Good luck to the guys... Even though I suspect they'll be wearing that thick green Jersey.
That green jersey is an ill luck

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