₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
Tell this to Chioma


The only thing she is known for is being Davido's girlfriend and mother of his illegitimate child.

She is a graduate,a mother,professional chef,alaye she is not a liability.

DenreleDave:
Just for fun.. Denrele David is my name... Scrotum n dick are fully present and represented..
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No hole except ass hole

Well noted, you are very funny.

DenreleDave:
I don't fancy fat ladies... Yes they are doing good

But I don't like fat ladies... Slim or slimly average is the best

Are you HE or SHE?you often switch you GENDER, what are your reasons?

ContractKiller:
Hushpuppi's real name is Ramoni Igbalode Abass.

His childhood/adolescent life was @ No 23, Oworoshoki road, Lagos.

His Father was/is an airport taxi driver.


His Secondary education was at Command day secondary school, Ikeja cantonment.

Will this info make Covid 19 vanish from the face of the Earth?

kettykings:
first 4 are from 5%

Easttt

Ayomisure:
Is animal science a good course?

What are the job opportunities and what is the average salary of an animal scientist.

Urgent answers needed please.

Yes a very good course abroad but very irrelevant in Nigeria bc all Animals are killable and eatable in Nigeria,if you argue with me ask........

Trampy:
Now the question is will such a girl go to jail?

Yes

Officialgarri:
Audio death. No name, no picture... Be deceiving your ikwere people.

Fine, the hotel flouted the lockdown order and hence should be prosecuted according to the law. But which law states the structures should be demolished?

Tyranny at state level. What if he becomes president, he would demolish opposition house

He will be world best president

athaboi:
How many times we go meet her...
Okay, thank you for discovering the index case, now go and discover a vaccine. Bye

As many as possible

dancok:
o ja. u go stand up and waka dey go, it's antidote.

Frankly speaking or are you playing with my head?

Visited a friend during my uni days,met them eating (my friend and her boyfriend)my portion was served,I enjoyed my meal and after some minutes,my head started banging,I sheepishly picked my phone and rang my mother,i remember telling her am dead already,woke up in the clinic a day after only to discover that my friend and the boyfriend cooked the food with SPECIAL SPICE ''WEED''i stopped eating at people's houses till date.

Randy100:
I was opportuned to get one 18years old girl with perky bøöbs. I promised her heaven on earth just to bring her to my house. She finally agreed and came on sunday evening oh. When it was time for me to chop and clean mouth, she made a request that shrinked my erected pen.is. She said I should dance naked for her while she video the whole thing. An elderly young man like me.

Mad oooo

Friedturkey:
A girl I was once involved with was batshit crazy.
During sex she would always ask me to choke her until she passes out, and I will always shout NO! I can't be testing my village people.
One day while she was riding ontop, I decided to get freaky, stretched my hands to her throat and choked her a bit. This girl instantly became possessed by unclean spirits, went from zero to hundred in 5 seconds, started riding like crazy, twitching uncontrollably.
Next thing I knew, she took a pillow, covered my face, and started choking me back while shouting "please babe, pass out for me babe!". I just threw her away and ended the relationship there. Iss nor me you will kill.
That's the best, weirdest, and scariest sex I've ever had.

laugh done kill me

Offpoint:
I wouldn't asked for a better life than that, it's peaceful.


I'm staying safe thanks. I was never an outside person, so the stay home order is just a normal thing to me.

Hope you are good too?

Am safe and sound by God's grace

Your wife is wicked and inconsiderate if what I read is true,I don't know why some women are white devils,, please tell your wife to take the young niece back home if catering for her is a hand full

Offpoint:
I'm extremely boring if I don't find you worthy to welcome you into my own world.

Please work on it,hope you are staying safe and sound, good morning.

Offpoint:
Thread for the bottle lovers...

And that was how God picked papa nonso call.

I'm grateful for the kind of man I am.
No smoking
No drinking
No womanising
Zero friend
Zero neighbor relationship
No football watching
No computer games

Spent my life either on the computer screen or the woods listening to nature.

When I die tr itees and birds will miss me

Guy you are boring n MUST be difficult to deal with#Nohardfeeling#

My 'CRIB',I miss home,thanks to my able Gov,I was scared last December on seeing the gully

Good for them

YorubaPrince:
I'm in full support of this ONLY if all Igbos would also be deported from Yoruba lands.

Igbos adding values everywhere they go unlike ...

Bravo, Keep it rolling bro

aaking:
Doctors abi 5g Installers



Modified
To those mentioning me, pls reason am wel.
Nigeria is over 200million now . How can 15 doctors take over 200m people whereas our own medical team have been doing Gloriously well. Italy, Spain, south America need there attention but chose to come Nigeria

I don't trust this folks but God is in control already

dawnomike:
My thoughts exactly!

last last Aboki na Aboki

northvietnam:
How can A wombless hag give birth to a child..

Tell us another story joor

Haba fear God small,na you comot her womb?I tire for you ooo

Corrinthians:
Op took pictures in Aba claiming it is Port Harcourt.

He is not lieying,the jetty and creeck road as seen in the pictures is true,I like this place because of the steady power supply but na ras hood,if you know you know

akinegba1:
This area is dominated mostly by Kalahari and ijay people of rivers state

Kalabari not Kalahari,Kalahari is a sweet bitter drink, Weldon sir

jayfolarin:
Foolish kids on here keep gagging on the white man's balls while they think of you as nothing but Guinea pigs. They want to test vaccines first on you to be sure it's safe before they use it on themselves.

Mental slavery is real. Free yourselfs.

Also for the government officials including the presidency that has refused to develop your nation, packing all of nigeria's money in foreign banks; they think of you as nothing but senseless baboons. You all should be ashamed!!!

A bottle of champagne for you

agabaI23:
Great
Hopefully, we won't get to use that

Amen

Amen,it's long over due

Homeboiy:
I'm dying here

Business closed ,just indoors doing nothing

No daily incomes

you are dieying just in few days abi?

orisa37:
What an Atheist?

stupid fellas

Deltayankeeboi:





Jack of all trades, master of none.

you are a SADIST,you will not make heaven because you are filled with hatered,what have you done to help humanity on this?