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Machete with two faces

winkmart:
BE AN IMPORTER and NEVER LACK AGAIN.

I buy items from abroad with free shipping to Nigeria, imagine and I sell like fire.

Imagine me buying a watch for N6000 and selling for N14000

sometimes I buy some ladies watches for N700 and sell for N3000

My people die cuz of lack of knowledge..

True bro. Some motor parts imported from China can be sold 10x d capital

[quote author=Joavid post=48839095]you need a woman in your life. commit fully to her and she'll help you plan and spend your money wisely.[/quote





Not woman but good woman if not it will increase from 80k per month to 180k.

Aspiregreat:
what sort of a weak, toothless governor do we have in enugu state. this is definitely not the first act by those miscreants, what did my governor do then. Nothing! . Rip to the dead.

He went and have dinner with their master Buhari @ what did my governor do then.

Hope he cried again


Yeye man

May d blood of d innocent people killed by dis fools seek for vengeance upon their heads and the heads of those who are sponsoring them including those dat kept mute when they suppose to stand up for justice.




I weep for my country

dreamwords:

You forgot thiz my man, i smile whenever i see him;

He added it nah. Are u blind or u can't comprehend easily

Y wearing life jacket when ur wife wears none

ManMountain:
You suffered under GEJ, you are suffering under PMB, you will still suffer under the next govt, it's you destiny, hold on to it.

Na so u people won't say d truth and shame d devil because of dis ur comment may d plight of those poor ones who can't even afford a cup of garri visit u 100 folds. Ur new destiny starts today. Silly and wicked thing like u.

ManMountain:
You suffered under GEJ, you are suffering under PMB, you will still suffer under the next govt, it's you destiny, hold on to it.

it may interest u to know dat am not in Nigeria and won't even be unless for a visit OK? So u have wished urself suffering and u must continue to suffer till u die. Ur harder days starts now.

Name checkers hope una don blind now.

Proudly an Igbo. If u are annoyed go huge transformer

ManMountain:
Did you even read the OP at all? or you are just another Ipob with misplaced hatred for the President?



Did the President ask Obiano to send thugs in uniform to the market to forcefully collect levies from poor women barely making out living from little trading?

Zombie pls carry ur faustrations de go. As if u don't know Nigerians are suffering under ur old dullard regime. Mumu

CELEE:
Hi Bro

Its three flats down, three flats up.

OK but am sis not bro OK?

CELEE:
bRO, eACH FLOOR HAS TWO BED ALL EN-SUITE x 2, One bed X 1, same with 1st floor

still don't understand u mean its a storey building?

Op is this a storey building or two? because am a bit confused. 6flats should be two deckin.

Pls share d cost let me compare it with d one we are building because I think those guys dey eat us mugu since we no dey close.

They should protest against buhari not obiano. Obiano is not d curse of hardship its nation wide so please they should do the needful

Airforce1:
I'm no fan of a big booty so fuckthatshit.

Even if she rub that big yansh on me, my dickk no go rise.

. Its obvious, ur dick is dead and can't rise again

mikron:
do u know that the "irrelevant" mikel (according to u) donated N11 million to the team prior to kickoff of the competition? the same "irrelevant" mikel pleaded with siasia not to quit after the sweden game, the same "irrelevant" mikel payed 4 thousand dollars to the hotel they are presently staying to avoid the team being thrown out. oga i ask u "IS MIKEL STILL IRRELEVANT"?

No dear He is no longer irrelevant although he denied paying d 11m, Am now so happy with him because of d last match, indeed he tried unlike before. May God bless him more.

She is a man/ He is a woman.

And so





WizKid should go and huge transformer

mizzbouqui:
You should have politely corrected him

OK ma.

Good for him

splenzard:
men are born between the legs of a woman

and spend all their life getting back in there

because "no place like home"

women are vomited abi? Make una keep on deceiving una selves

Dis una in law poor oo. No offence ooo just dat their parlour is out dated.


It's for fun ooo don't quote me and start typing trash.

Buhari, d coconut head

It will be a case because she is ur mum in law. If she is ur mum now, u will term ur wife a wicked woman for not accommodating her mteeewwww

chachanga:
Copy-copy nor go kill some pipu.
He should keep praying the tie doesn't catch fire so he doesn't end up, burnt, in the 7 o'Clock news!

lolxxxx. Guy u no well ooo

D greatest mistake sia sia abi who made is chosen Mikel as a captain in fact taken mikel to RIO. Dat guy is doing nofin there. He can't even play well. I 4 say why Chelsea allowed him to go. He is so irrelevant

Acidosis:
The truth is it is hard to love everybody the same way we love our children. If my teenage daughter breaks a N500,000 TV in my home, the best I could do is to sit back, shout, pick the pieces and "CRY". A stranger may not get that treatment from me. It is hard to treat everyone equally, so the best is to avoid housing teenagers under the pretence of training.

A maltreated adult can take care of himself/herself. A lot of job seekers are passing through hell with their uncles and aunts in Lagos. That's a phase they have to pass through to breakthrough. For teenagers who have no voice, they should remain with their parents. A God sent and willing helper should assist these kids through their parents (or scholarships).

eeeee Did u say if ur TEENAGE daughter breaks ur 500k property u will sit back and cry. Hmmmmmm u are very funny. Me cry ke? No she should be d one to cry and beg me 4 forgiveness likewise any other person in my house expect hubby.

Dear let just leave dis argument and face the reality.

Clone2020:
Even after 5 kids, she's still smoking get hot. I like this girl Jare.

Not five ooo na two a boy and a girl

God have mercy, y painting ur mouth green?


Women are funny some even paint purple at d end they go look like winche winche