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Religion / Re: Busola Crying 4 D Past 48 Hrs, Can't B Consoled Until She Speaks With Pst Biodun by kajoula(m): 7:38pm On Jul 03, 2019
She needs more attention grin
Politics / Re: What Is The Power Situation In Your Vicinity by kajoula(m): 4:58pm On Jul 03, 2019
deolivette:


Your kidding me, Ahmadiyyah uses the best power in Nigeria and you have constant 24/7 power...your kidding me

One idiot Power manager was posted to ahmadiya power district and he openly vowed to suffer residents and business owners
He publicly said he wants people who uses the refrigerators to ice drinks pay through their nose
Politics / Re: What Is The Power Situation In Your Vicinity by kajoula(m): 4:38pm On Jul 03, 2019
The situation in Lagos is epileptic.....Ahmadiya Bustop, Abule-egba
Politics / Re: CDQ Shares Sad Encounter With SARS Officers Who Threatened To Shoot Him by kajoula(m): 10:33pm On Jul 02, 2019
CDQ Yehye!
Welcome to the SHITHOLE (Salanga)
Celebrities / Re: Ann Of Kingtblakhoc Lists Celebrities She's Slept With. Hushpuppi Reacts by kajoula(m): 4:44pm On Jun 23, 2019
thesicilian:
I pray I don't have female children.


Whaaaaat ...
Four cultured girls for you
Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Pictures For Me And My Wife Met 10years Ago by kajoula(m): 10:25am On Jun 23, 2019
SkinnyNigga:
she is older than you..

Bad belle agent... be happy for people, your own will come

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Nairaland / General / Re: VIDEO: See Caribbean Island Where Young Girls Transition Into Boys At Puberty by kajoula(m): 7:02am On Jun 23, 2019
Youdonminit.
Romance / Re: Its Cold And I'm Alone by kajoula(m): 7:53pm On Jun 22, 2019
SweetBuns:
I'm in akure presently and the weather condition has been cold and frigid.
Its cold, dark and bleak. Boo is away. Being a lady isn't easy
Any suggestions cry
Have a warm bath & read/see movie on your laptop and sleepoff

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Phones / Re: MTN NG Unveils Their Cheapest Data Plan by kajoula(m): 3:36pm On Jun 21, 2019
chaiko:
MTN Nigeria finally Unveils their secret Cheapest data plans...
list of 2019 cheapest and best data plans listed below

- N100 = 250MB valid * 3 days
- N200 = 1GGB valid * 7 days
- N300 = 1.5GB valid * 14 days
- N500 = 2GB valid * 20 days
- N750 = 3.7GB valid * 28 days
- N1,000 = 4GB Valid * 30 days
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. and some of them which are not yet available for the public

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The Disadvantage of these plans is that it selects SIM Which Means not all SIM can Participate in the offer.
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How To Know If Your SIM is Eligible?
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dial *131*65# and select from the list of the available ones.
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GLO Unlimited Data with N399
Cheapest Data with N399
Check https://www.conceptblog.com.ng/the-best-cheapest-data-plan-you-can-get-on-mtn-ng/

Politics / Re: Yerima Shettima: The North Will Produce Next President In 2023 by kajoula(m): 3:19pm On Jun 21, 2019
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Nairaland / General / Re: How I Overcame My Stubborn Addiction By Johnspeak Uwangue by kajoula(m): 3:14pm On Jun 21, 2019
Lovexme:
Ashamed to mention what the addiction was?

e nor go pass Masturbation & Drugs grin
Education / Re: Guide To Writing Visa Sop (Statement of purpose). by kajoula(m): 3:03pm On Jun 21, 2019
Good Insight

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Business / Re: Why Facebook Asset Was Frozen! by kajoula(m): 7:43am On Jun 21, 2019
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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi: Killer Herdsmen Will Soon Be Kicked Out Of South-west by kajoula(m): 7:41am On Jun 21, 2019
Well said.. Oba Wa!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Sars Has Done Us More Harm Than Good by kajoula(m): 9:34pm On Jun 20, 2019
what SARS station?
What Account Details was Money transfered to ?
And
How can you Identify those SARS ?
Romance / Re: Ladies,:your Parents Should Be Responsible For Your Upkeep Not Your Boyfriends by kajoula(m): 3:52pm On Jun 20, 2019
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Crime / Re: How Do We Combat The Criminal Activities Of Nigerians Abroad by kajoula(m): 3:49pm On Jun 20, 2019
martyns303:
It is no news that wherever Nigerians go, crime is next to follow. As painful as this sound, as much as we want to continue to live in denial, it is the honest truth that has to be said, and the earlier we recognize and admit that there's a problem, the earlier we will be able to solve the problem.

Look at the activities of Nigerians in Spain, Italy, South Africa, UAE (Dubai) and recently Ghana. These countries are tired of Nigerians in their country, it is always one bad news or the other.

Now, what actions could be taken to prevent such?

In my opinion.

1. Yes, a country has approved you a visa, the Nigerian immigration should scrutinize Nigerians travelling out of the country properly, if you are traveling without a legit reason, which must be verified then you have no reason to travel. When you go a foreign land without any means of survival to hustle, crime becomes your primary source of money.

2. If you are caught committing any crime abroad, the Nigerian government should have you extradited, so at least you don't rot in a foreign jail. Then such person should be banned from traveling out of the country for the next 10 years. I believe when people think of this, it will make them sit up.

3. Please feel free to add yours.

grin grin grin grin grin grin

Hypo Hypocrite undecided
Investment / Re: Own A Monetized Website That Can Earn You 40k+. by kajoula(m): 6:01pm On Jun 19, 2019
nuamike:
I would create a website for you, monetize it and help manage it for one month. I would charge you 1k for us to start and then you would pay me 9k after you receive your first payment.
You would be responsible for sharing the posts so that you get enough views for the websites.
Depending on how effective you get persons on your blog, with the monetization strategy you should be able to earn a minimum 0f 40k.

If you're in search of a content writer of any sort I'm also the man for the job.
If you're in search of a website designer I'm also the guy for the job.

message me on whats app or call me on: 08112864033

40k ina month or throughout the year ?
Romance / Re: The Way Edo People Rep Nigeria Abroad by kajoula(m): 3:00pm On Jun 19, 2019
aseosa:
So what's your point undecided

i wonder

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: "The Person Sucking My Boobs Is Not Complaining" - Replies Troll by kajoula(m): 2:55pm On Jun 19, 2019
LuciferTasbih:


Tiwa Savage is cheap.



That's her life...She paid her dues.
Those that took advantage cannot stand her anymore
The Same goes to Funke Akindele & Genevieve Nnaji

These babes are all made

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Extreme Poverty In Nigeria Gives Me Sleepless Nights by kajoula(m): 2:47pm On Jun 19, 2019
elninosft:



What Keeps Me Awake At Night Is Extreme Poverty Of Nigerians, Nigeria's Vice-President Osinbajo Says


Yemi Osinbajo, Nigeria's Vice President has said the problem of extreme poverty in Nigeria gives him sleepless nights.

Osinbajo lamented at a dinner and interactive session with faculty members of the Harvard Business School (HBS) on Tuesday, in Lagos.

He claimed, “I think what keeps me up at night has to do with extreme poverty; the issue is that the largest number of those who vote for us are the very poor.

“The promises that government makes to them is that their lives will be better and obviously they are looking at their lives being better in the shortest possible time.

“I will like to see Nigeria being an industrialised nation in the next 10 years; a very strong middle class and most people living above poverty line.

“If you are going to do business anywhere in Africa, it has to be Nigeria.

“This is where you have the energy; you have the drive.

“We are already seeing that kind of activity; business people will always be driven by profit.

“Talent will always go in the direction where it is best rewarded; one can’t afford to be sentimental about that.

“As people see that the environment is getting better for business, they will come back; the opportunities for making huge profits are here.

“Practically everything we are doing in to ensure that there is an environment for business to thrive. People are leaving but people are coming back.’’


Oga needs to refill him sympathy cup.....We ain't fools,African Politicians are thieves
Romance / Re: I Need Help About My Girlfriend by kajoula(m): 7:25am On Jun 19, 2019
She’s not into you ...stop the Mumuism and get back to your senses, stop giving her your money.
Find another girl who will appreciate you and make you happy.

Love is a wicked thing... grin
If you can ignore her calls/chat for five days and as far as she’s with you for the benefits, she will come and give you the sex the way you want it and after that ....block her number forever = Good revenge ....she will cry her eyes out.

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Sports / Re: Someone Withdrew All The Money From My Sportybet Account by kajoula(m): 7:19am On Jun 19, 2019
Dovie1240:

I can give you the whole money recovered as far as the culprit will be nabbed.

Don’t bother ...sportybet has been fu*ked
Romance / Re: She has Refuses To Open Her Legs For Me by kajoula(m): 11:55am On Jun 15, 2019
kenzysmith:
i hate sex workers

they wont harm you...get insured with a rubber
Romance / Re: She has Refuses To Open Her Legs For Me by kajoula(m): 11:00am On Jun 15, 2019
kenzysmith:
Good day. Am im my mid 20's inlove wit a girl in her early 20's, i meet her last year febuary so i ask her out she agree to date me, i was patients all this while i never demand for sex until early febuary on two occasions which she bluntly refuse am very worried because she my girlfriend i have spent twenty something thousand on her head i havent even seen her pant for once she claim she loves me do u think she is just suffering me or what am i too in a haste ? please advice me what to do am confuse.

Yeye boy. so because of 20k grin grin grin grin ill advice you Ignore the sexual part of her, remain with her and love her for thats her choice but get another pussey for lashing purpose...simple

You will be happy again, niqqa

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Romance / Re: She has Refuses To Open Her Legs For Me by kajoula(m): 10:59am On Jun 15, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Mr man hide ur face. You are very very silly for posting this kinda nonsense. Anuofia

So silly...
Romance / Re: What's The Most Outrageous Demand A Girl Has Ever Made From You On A First Date? by kajoula(m): 10:56am On Jun 15, 2019
Oluromantic:



My point is this, your beauty comes out as a woman when u live a life of "less of yourself and more of others" regardless of whether you made it or in need. That's what keeps men at d top, not just culture. A man would share his last dime without hope of where to get another.. women don't understand life from that perspective.

In my view that's d jackpot of life that brings you to the top in spite of all, whether u are rich or poor, always live a life of "less of me, more of others". For women it's always about " me me me me me, what someone will do for me, what I will not do for someone because I suffered to have it, always about me me and me". When one is too conscious of herself, you will get only negative responses. What a life!


good

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Romance / Re: 10 New Facts And Points About Sex by kajoula(m): 10:01am On Jun 15, 2019
Points About Sex

1. The mouth and the vagina are made of the same type of skin cells. That's why kissing a woman and licking her vagina has the same feeling Also, giving a man Mouth Action with your mouth can give the joystick the same feel like the vagina

2. The average vagina is three to four inches long but can expand by 200% when sexually aroused. On the other hand only 15% of men have a joystick longer than 7 inches. Only 3% have a joystick more than 8 inches long. So I encourage women not to be scared of the size of a man's joystick, your vagina can take it.

3. Instead of taking tramadol, cocaine and all that nonsense. Simply have sex because Endorphins released during sexual activity creates an euphoria similar to opioid drug use. It's been said that Mohammed Ali sometimes have sex before a boxing match to get charged up. That's why most men usually have an erection in the morning. That erection has a purpose.

4. Its been discovered in women that a good sex triggers the region of the brain associated with falling in love. That's why most women are usually attached to a man that bleeps them well. He may be lacking in other areas but the sex part keeps them in love. Guys please take note!

5. Its important for condoms to be well stored. Condoms that have been stored in the wallet for over 28 days has the likelihood to break. If well stored, a latex condom can last up to 3 to 5 years.

6. For those complaining of insomnia and popping valium please have sex. I mean hot steamy good sex because it's been discovered that sex is 10 times more effective than Valium.

7. Don't let people make you feel bad by the persona they put on. About 100 million people have sex on a daily basis. The guy sitting beside you as you read this might have had sex an hour ago, including that lady pretending to be Virgin Mary minding her business.

8. The larger a man’s testicles, the more his desire for sex and the more likely he is to stray. Women please take note.

9. The average woman can reach orgasm in about 4 minutes through masturbation. While through intercourse, it can take up to 20 minutes. This means a woman will enjoy sex more if a man is involved, however the man must have the stamina to last for that period. That's why MouthAction is important. Men take note.

10. To make a woman enjoy sex, first of all make love to her mind.
A. Talk or chat her up.
B. Make her fall in love or like you first.
C. Kiss her.
D. While kissing, touch her breast and suck it.
E. Let your hand find her vagina.
F. Stimulate and lick it.
G. Allow her body to vibrate while licking.
H. Insert your joystick in her vagina and pump.


Practise and enjoy. ** Thank me later

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