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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Kalani: 12:06am On Jun 22, 2016

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I'm just playing with her! [/color]

i like your style..... Fire down!

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Kalani: 12:03am On Jun 22, 2016

SAINTSAMURAII:
unfortunately for you, i cant die. i have a role to play in other to make NIGERIA a great nation again, delta state to be proud of me and the urhobo people to call me their true son, iv got family that loves me and can take pains 4 me. iv got a mother that can die 4 me. iv got siblings that loves me with all their heart, iv got friends that got my back and iv got GOD that is my protector. so u see my dear. i am a destiny child. Billions of people depends on me to survive. dats a proverb.

Am i dreaming huh

?? Could this be a case of an account hack??

Hmmmmmmm

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Kalani: 11:54pm On Jun 21, 2016

vixckydera and naijaboiy , i like una fight o.

E be like where two people dey play love.

E fit still happen sha, make i dey observe.

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Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Kalani: 11:45pm On Jun 21, 2016

firstEVA:
I hope you don't die of shame when after all the hate and your prophecy of doom, your choice still goes without the crown?

firstEVA:
I hope you don't die of shame when after all the hate and your prophecy of doom, your choice still goes without the crown?

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Kalani: 11:39pm On Jun 21, 2016

dygeasy...... Your team is really doing a good job. E no easy

All these mumu invalid voters would not just stay away, instead, they'd be making your job more complex....... *seperating sand from garri* mtchewwww

NLJega.... Biggups too *why do i feel like its dygeasy that's handling this handle too,hmmmmmm*

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - Elimination Round 2 by Kalani: 11:24pm On Jun 21, 2016

mimzy!!!!!! Yes yes yes yes

you'd win IJN

*prayer time*
All you enemies that says mimzy would not win, WHAT ARE YOU STILL WAITING FOR huh

?

SuMMERSAULT AND DIEEEE BY FIRE!!!!!!

*runs away*

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Celebrities › Re: I Will Kill Myself If I Dont Blow In 7 Days Lil Dozzy by Kalani: 7:23pm On Jun 18, 2016

lol.....

I am very sure, for this guy to dey think like this ehn, even if dem put bomb for him head he no go still blow.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Your Opinion On Interview Session With Mysticgal, Mimzy And Ladyjul. by Kalani: 10:55am On Jun 17, 2016

SafeDavid:
Ignored.

And you had to type 'ignored' to ignore someone?

You're just epicly dumb. Your dumbness should be put in a museum for other dumb nitwits to be amazed at.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Your Opinion On Interview Session With Mysticgal, Mimzy And Ladyjul. by Kalani: 10:42am On Jun 17, 2016

joseph1832:
The bloke you quoted, was once embarrassed and made a mockery of by an 18 year old, in diary section. To think he's in his 30's and an 18 year old used him to mop the floor, will make even a dead body laugh.

Never even knew about this. LOL

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Your Opinion On Interview Session With Mysticgal, Mimzy And Ladyjul. by Kalani: 10:38am On Jun 17, 2016

SafeDavid:

TBH! You're not even making a pint of sense.

You probably would have have seen the sense if you had 'a pint' of it.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Your Opinion On Interview Session With Mysticgal, Mimzy And Ladyjul. by Kalani: 10:23am On Jun 17, 2016

SafeDavid:
All she's saying is, she had the child out of wedlock.

Similar thing to what loose girls do.

#SayNoToBabyMamaism

And all the girls that are having protected sex out of wedlock or having abortions to look like saints among others are not loose right?

You're just a potential murderer. Hypocrite!

Would only think you makesense if you are a virgin yourself, but how would we know though.....mtchewwww.

Who are you to judge.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Your Opinion On Interview Session With Mysticgal, Mimzy And Ladyjul. by Kalani: 9:25pm On Jun 16, 2016

StubbornGoat:
Lol, the interview was one of the biggest scam ever, lol. A quick scan of Mimzy's post history would show that she isn't half as smart as her performance seemed to portray online today. Obviously someone else was using her account to answer those interview questions.

Mimzy wey I know go dey blow all those grammar? If I hear!

MysticGal though was the real deal. I was highly impressed by her composure and her intelligence tonight.

you're just a stubborn goat

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by Kalani: 8:54pm On Jun 16, 2016

if they like,they shouldn't lock the thread when due o. I just dey watch dem with one eye.

Seems the mods have joined gang.
Political gang.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by Kalani: 8:17pm On Jun 16, 2016

We need the mods here. This place is littered with so many things that is just not right

cc seun
dominique
mynd44
mizmycoli * i.e if she's a mod*

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by Kalani: 7:53pm On Jun 16, 2016

youngtroll:
Are they not nigerians They should know what is happening (politics-wise) in their country.....

I agree. Oya you, what is federalism?
*waiting for your textbook definition*

brother, if its not your field, doen't mean you wouldn't know it, you'd have to do a little research.

After the first question,
2. What is the average daily pms production rate of the port harcout refinery...... You are a nigerian, you should know too.*before you shout bla bla barrel, how many liters make a barrel?

Abeg!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: An Interview With Mimzy, Mysticgal And Ladyjul by Kalani: 7:42pm On Jun 16, 2016

'C. Do you believe true federalism is one of
the step that will address the problem of this
country?'

dem don start again o.

Mod, you sef, what is the dew point of a mixture of ethanol and amonnium chloride at room temperature?

You should ask general questions. Not everyone is an economist or a political scientist.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Is Owing Me N18,000 For A Gown She Bought - Kingsley Ejikeme by Kalani: 4:35pm On Jun 13, 2016

This is whole minimum wage o.

WE CANNOT TAKE THIS!!!!

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Politics › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Missing In Buhari's Democracy Day Speech by Kalani: 10:55am On May 30, 2016*

louqas:
Because the "menace of fulani herdsmen" Is just a media hype by you all. All the fake pictures of herdsmen carrying Ak47 have been proven to be not from anywhere in Nigeria. Yes killings by fulani herdsmen has been happening for long (still happening ) and the president has done everything humanly possible to stop it but you all won't be satisfied even if he comes out to specifically condemn it . Malaria,armed robbery,kidnpping for rituals kill far more people than the so called fulani herdsmen. So far I haven't heard any leader from Niger delta condemn the activities of NDA as if they are complicit should we all now be shouting that ijaw leaders including the former president are supporting NDA Just because they have not come out to condemn their activities in strong terms.

As the Number one citizen and President of the FEderal Republic of NIgeria, all issues should be addressed.

He is in charge of the security of lives of every single NIgerian. Always remember, it can always be you or a member of your family next.

Ask your self a question,what has killed Nigerians more between EBola and the herdsmen? What treatment was given to curb them? Should the country have ignored the illness because it was just few deaths?

This as likened to a fatal disease has the tendencyto spread hence must be given utmost attention.

The president shouldn't have ignored it because just a mention would make NIgerian feel at ease as it would remind them that he calls it important.

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Romance › Re: Dedicate A Quote To Your Ex(s) by Kalani: 9:13pm On May 29, 2016

"Fvck It (I Don't Want You Back)"

[Verse 1:]
See, I don't know why I liked you so much I gave you all, of my trust
I told you, I loved you, now that's all down the drain, You put me through pain, I wanna let you know how I feel

[Chorus:] Fvck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fvck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fvck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack Fvck you, you hoe, I don't want you back Fvck what I said it don't mean shit now
Fvck the presents might as well throw 'em out
Fvck all those kisses they didn't mean jack Fvck you, you hoe, I don't want you back

#dazall

Romance › Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Kalani: 9:06pm On May 29, 2016

Everything na campaign strategy.....
Mimzy, your campaign team is dulling of late o..... Y'all need to step it up

#AsilentFan

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Celebrities › Re: Only Surviving Accident Victim On "Peace Mass Transit" Is Out Of Coma by Kalani: 11:05am On May 27, 2016

THe bad grammer on display on this thread is simply EPIC.

'deemed it feet' 'am really happy for her' 'thnks a lot from bringing that to my notice' 'only survival'

*walks away*

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Cvs & Resume :is It OK Include Playing Video Games (PES & FIFA) As Your Hobby ? by Kalani: 8:14pm On May 26, 2016

i'm sure you like women. You can like to add 'love chasing women' to your cv too

Mungo Park!

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview From Hedge & Risk Ltd...who Else Got This? by Kalani: 6:04pm On May 24, 2016

Superex:
just finished from there... interview was cool... who else attended?

wow... So they are real.. Congrats bro. I'm guessing you got the job. Were people much? What role were they recruiting for?

Phones › Re: MTN Confirms Removal Of Night Data Plans by Kalani: 7:31am On May 20, 2016

CzarRex:
its unlimited, they have 1hr for #100, 2hr for #200 but first u have to migrate to airtel trybe by dialling *312#

Alright.Thanks.

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Phones › Re: MTN Confirms Removal Of Night Data Plans by Kalani: 7:02am On May 20, 2016

delightf:
I love airtel they start by 11pm till 4am

how can i subscribe?

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