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PhonesRe: MTN Confirms Removal Of Night Data Plans by Kalani: 6:37am On May 20, 2016
CzarRex:
but the #25 for 500mb still works, used it this morning, what concerns me,if they like they should cancel all their data plans. Airtel Night Plan serves me better.
please, how do you subscribe to the airtel night plan? And whats the data cap and cost?

Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode with a Pretty Police officer during an inspection by Kalani: 7:56am On May 19, 2016
TonyeBarcanista:
Na person wife o
where is your proof?

Please present wedding pics, invitation card, ring on her finger or marriage certificate otherwise she's free for all
PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode with a Pretty Police officer during an inspection by Kalani: 7:16am On May 19, 2016
lalasticlala would like this type o
PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode with a Pretty Police officer during an inspection by Kalani: 7:15am On May 19, 2016
Mjshexy:
And she's not even married oh wink
you hv zoomed the hell outta the picture. If this type stop me for road, ask me for my drivers licence, i go lost the thing even if i hold am.... She must follow me make we go station.

Awesome ride along.
PoliticsRe: Governor Ambode with a Pretty Police officer during an inspection by Kalani: 6:47am On May 19, 2016
chidekings:
Just lucky to be in that post
peeping through one of the windows ba?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: UBA Recruiting by Kalani:
engineerjimmy:
Please Mr Kunzo,please can you help me submit my cv,i will forward you my cv now,franklin,thanks in adv. folajimifranklin14@gmail.com
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PoliticsRe: Is Our Judicially Now The Third Tier Of Governement? by Kalani: 6:22pm On Dec 31, 2015
DANDONdGreat:
Is Our Judicially Now The Third Tier Of Governement?

Based on the presidential media chat last night I'm forced to ask well meaning Nigerians that :
Is Our Judicially Now The Third Tier Of Governement?
Anambala man sighted!.....LOL
RomanceRe: If You Could Correct A Mistake Of The Past......... by Kalani: 7:26am On Dec 26, 2015
I really should have stayed single.

Dating made things worse.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Always Come To My House With Three Of Her Other Friends, Help!! by Kalani: 7:23am On Dec 26, 2015
All i can decipher from your story is that neither you nor the lady know what you want from the relationship and shouldn't be in one.
PoliticsRe: Fg Staff Dec. 2015 Salary. by Kalani:
Anasko:
thank god my corper allawee don enter.
okay
RomanceRe: Top Ten FEMALE Romancelanders You Should Forget About Seeing Them In Real Life by Kalani: 7:58pm On Dec 24, 2015
Attention seeking leech
RomanceRe: Guys, Do You Prefer Kpanshing To Romancing? by Kalani: 7:55pm On Dec 24, 2015
Dafuq is kpanshinghuh
RomanceRe: How Many Guys Fvcked You This Year? by Kalani: 7:52pm On Dec 24, 2015
Like anyone would say the truth here......mtchewww
NYSCRe: Female Corper Takes Her Style To Another Level by Kalani: 10:23pm On Dec 18, 2015
Lalasticlala , come and see fine fine gehs
NYSCRe: Female Corper Takes Her Style To Another Level by Kalani: 10:22pm On Dec 18, 2015
Lalsticlala , come and see somthing......fyn fyn gehs
Jobs/VacanciesRe: The Best Way To Answer The Question: “tell Me About Yourself” by Kalani:
jaggzy:
This won't fly because their is a stage in the interview that you would talk about what value you would bring to the organisation
what then would be a better response?

You might just be helping someone get that dream job.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Claims Responsibility For Kano Bomb Blast, Share Pic Of The Bomber by Kalani: 10:16pm On Nov 28, 2015
Adek15:
I still find it hard to believe that u believe or beginning to believe that. Common, it's d 21st century. If u r afraid of d "hard copy" Quran that it may explode if u touch it, y not read d "soft copy" Qur'an. Better still, search 72 virgins in google and read through. GEEZ!!!
usbcable:
there is no mention of any 72 virgins in the Quran.
These guys are going no where else other than hell.
sisqonite:
Nobody was promised that rubbish
It was never mentioned in the quran
Cc @kalani
ok.....thanks


would look for a quran to read
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Claims Responsibility For Kano Bomb Blast, Share Pic Of The Bomber by Kalani: 8:45pm On Nov 28, 2015
I'm begining to think that this thing i always call a joke i.e the 72virgins reward, is actually true.


Was it written anywhere like in the quran?

Someone, please enlighten me
BusinessRe: Lagos Shuts Shoprite Over Breach Of Safety Law (Photos) by Kalani: 12:22pm On Nov 28, 2015
They should be fined at least 10% of our budget.


Nigeria: completing its budget with fines since 2015AG(after goodluck)
RomanceRe: ‘I Am Sleeping With My Step Sister’ by Kalani: 11:17am On Nov 28, 2015
rawpadgin:
u see ur lifehuh

ok, let me process this

if u guys eventually get married ur dad will become u father inlove because u re getting married to his(step)daughter

ur step mum will become ur mother inlove too
the father inlove and mother inlove was intentional ba?? I hope so
Forum GamesRe: Test Your Self 'quantitative ' by Kalani: 11:12am On Nov 28, 2015
loadux:
96-14 = 82
divide 82 by 2 cos there are 2circles= 41
41+9+5=55
djWALE:
24...the square rep 3..the triangle rep 2...the circle rep 4...so,4*3*2=24......
sirerico:
5
9
41
55
manny4u:
For Rectangle=27/3=9
Triangle=25-9(Rectangle)=15
9+5=4
96-14=81(Circle)
Circle+Triangle+Rectangle=81+9*5=126
committee of OLODOs.....who would be the chairperson nowhuh

Hehehehe
Forum GamesRe: Test Your Self 'quantitative ' by Kalani: 11:06am On Nov 28, 2015
*modified*

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PoliticsRe: See Beautiful 19 Year Old Wife Of Ex-governor Of Kogi, Late Audu Abubakar by Kalani: 7:43am On Nov 28, 2015
Csami:
And he married her when she was what? 16, 17? Shameless old man! After the girl gave him the knacking of the life a night before the election, why won't he die?
why do i think you'd do same....check your dp

prospective Audu like you! #iranu
PoliticsRe: FOR THE RECORDS: Buhari Failures And Misdeeds In Words And Pictures by Kalani: 1:09pm On Nov 19, 2015
I am pretty sure this thread would have gotten to page one million before 2019.


God Help Us All!
PoliticsRe: FOR THE RECORDS: Buhari Achievements In Words And Pictures by Kalani: 1:07pm On Nov 19, 2015
Government filled with planless planlessness, directionless directionlessnes and purposeless purposelessness.

Acheivementshuh? Would post when i see one.
PoliticsRe: FG Bans Importation Of ‘I-Pass-My-Neighbour’ Generators by Kalani: 2:27pm On Nov 18, 2015
They'd soon ban importation of some kinds of cars, perhaps the cheap ones, just watch

no considerance for the poor

why not just ban generator importation or is it just the small gen sets that emit carbon monoxide?


Good riddance!
RomanceRe: Shocker! 33 Yr Old Woman Destroys Anus With Too Much Anal Sex by Kalani: 6:35am On Nov 18, 2015
thisis craaaaazzzzzzy
RomanceRe: See What A Guy Told A Lady He Got Pregnant by Kalani: 6:19am On Nov 18, 2015
would fix a last hookup and break his stuff when he's hard.

He'd make a good impotent man......mtchewwwww
PhonesRe: When You Use French Flag As Facebook Profile Pic (photo) by Kalani: 5:45am On Nov 18, 2015
Aminat508:
grin grin grin
Errrm, sorry for the intrusion but is your name 'cynthia'huh you look totally like someone i know

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