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Travel / Re: Nigerian Airspace Reopening: Share Your Travel Experience Post-lockdown by Kalapizim(m): 4:40pm On Sep 05, 2020
Done three trips since the reopening and think the measures put in place at the airports are satisfactory.(Lagos and Abuja).

The only funny side is observing all these protocols only to end up sitting close to one another inside the aircraft although it's understandable as airlines don't want to lose revenue and seperating the siting will cause an increase in fares.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 4:25am On Sep 04, 2020
sikowitz17:
lmao Na still jaji dem dey, dem Dey dash! If this happens I can smell the malice that they’d experience!!! You’ll just be hearing “you wan pip 2 star bah” hang up!!... 30 year old men go dey shake for terma 2 lmao
e go too make sense, you will now have dssc wearing academy lapel grin

I see big malice

Academy people no good o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 2:20pm On Sep 03, 2020
shamack:
Situation report THURSDAY MORNING

DSSC = 15868
SSC. = 5727

An increase of 606 new profile for SSC, which shows a decrease in new profile from that of yesterday, An increase of 1714 for DSSC, which also shows a decrease in new profile from yesterday

The trend of newly created profile is already coming down, with Navy registration coming up next week things might get worse



Best of luck
The question is if how many of this new profiles have completed their registrations ?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2020/2021 Begins - How To Apply by Kalapizim(m): 11:15pm On Sep 02, 2020
theobrighten:

I only said I want to start doing it in my street, why pushing me to the northeast?
do you want me to die? �
bros na the job oo kwai
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Recruitment 2020/2021 Begins - How To Apply by Kalapizim(m): 10:01pm On Sep 02, 2020
theobrighten:
tongue
Please I've successfully applied, should I start slapping and arresting people to at least show some commitment?
Yes, you can also board a vehicle to North east preferably Monguno, gigaram, mobba and Damasak towns to fight the enemy as your blood dey hot.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 9:55pm On Sep 02, 2020
QuadrilAyinde:

Anybody wey fit Voluntarily go write Exam himself No suppose dash for Screening Invitation... Nah from the Exam Invite we go Know how Screening go be
baba forget that one, people will turn up for exams and trust officers and soldiers to scare most off with training and nature of the job gist grin

Then shortlisting will happen with many of them refusing to report for selection board as per wordings wey one major abi Lt. and Sgt so so so don give them during exams.

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Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Kalapizim(m): 9:43pm On Aug 31, 2020
[quote author=purplekayc post=93426580][/quote] Kindly free your ram space, as you can see your device has a 2gb ram so leaving apps open will naturally cause your device to hang.
Phones / Re: Infinix Zero 8 Announced With 90hz Display. by Kalapizim(m): 2:08pm On Aug 30, 2020
Exumal:
100k? I doubt that with these features, until I see am with my naked eyes. shocked
116K
Phones / Re: Confirmed !the Latest Infinix Phone Is Coming With G90 by Kalapizim(m): 2:06pm On Aug 30, 2020
edoairways:
After improvement in processor and ram, would they have updates on O.S for at least 3 years?
RELATIVELY
Phones / Re: Infinix Zero 8 Unboxing, First Impressions And Review + Price (photos) by Kalapizim(m): 10:28am On Aug 30, 2020
ernxto:
We all know that they have cut corners somewhere, some that we know and some we are yet to know.
No glass protection.
Plastic back.

na for you o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 10:23am On Aug 30, 2020
softguy1:
AS SOMEONE WHO JOINED THROUGH DSSC, WILL THEY ALLOW OR PERMIT US TO CARRY OR GO WITH RIFFLE(GUN) AS THOSE WHO JOINED THROUGH SSC OR NDA?
You are a soldier trained for war first and foremost regardless of how you entered so carrying weapons (guns etc) is your birthright.

Get ready to kill and be killed.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 8:58am On Aug 30, 2020
MubarakMukhtar:
Please help me am confused, is the reference form for only those that applied for DSSC, because it appears on it [ REFERENCE FORM FOR DSSC CANDIDATE] My point is that, does that means the reference form has nothing to do with SSC candidates?
oga please remove this details na
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Kalapizim(m): 5:21pm On Aug 29, 2020

Lmaooo Lemme comman be going before they start stoning me
don't mind the troll
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Kalapizim(m): 8:37pm On Aug 27, 2020
ddjay:

You don't need if sef because of transsion blindness grin deliverance needed quickly
You had to quote me a three times grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 8:36pm On Aug 27, 2020
EVarn:
Okay, can I send you a mail??
sure
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Kalapizim(m): 7:12pm On Aug 27, 2020
ddjay:

U dat has never seen the sun before nko
If seeing the sun will make me type like you just did 'mba' i don't want.

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Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Kalapizim(m): 7:04pm On Aug 27, 2020
ddjay:


That means its normal for the phone to develope the problem wirhin this short period then, how unfortunate grin
You need exposure

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 7:03pm On Aug 27, 2020
EVarn:
Any of them. Though I am applying for SSC.
Are you from Edo?
me
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Kalapizim(m): 6:55pm On Aug 27, 2020
Akwaibomdude:
I didn't pay,they fixed it for free coz of the warranty. Reason before u talk
shocked
Akwaibomdude:
I didn't pay,they fixed it for free coz of the warranty. Reason before u talk
Nice one
Phones / Infinix S5 Pro Price Slashed by Kalapizim(m): 10:45am On Aug 27, 2020
Are you looking to get your infinix S5 pro ?

Well here is the perfect time as the price has been slashed cool cool

Phones / Re: Confirmed !the Latest Infinix Phone Is Coming With G90 by Kalapizim(m): 5:07pm On Aug 26, 2020
Benjaniblinks:
And will be sold for 180k
will be way lesser
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Kalapizim(m): 10:10am On Aug 26, 2020
fourfourfour:
that's more possible than the current trend of Messi to united. cheesy
LOL grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Kalapizim(m): 9:42pm On Aug 25, 2020
fourfourfour:
Not possible for PSG to sign both and not lose one of Mbappe or Neymar. PSG hasn't even signed Suarez yet, at least that might motivate Messi to go there

But you're right it would be bloody
It is still open to debate Sha especially tl since nobody ever imagined two of the world most outstanding current footballer been open for transfers.

2020 might just be coming with another banger

E go really bloody
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Kalapizim(m): 8:50pm On Aug 25, 2020
Just watched supersport saying PSG are considering Ronaldo and now Messi moves

E go bloody o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Kalapizim(m): 8:47pm On Aug 25, 2020
BykeLaByke:
E never clear for their eyes. grin
E be things o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Kalapizim(m): 7:44pm On Aug 25, 2020
una cheat code dey Comot oo grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 12:27am On Aug 25, 2020
Cousiim:
Did you later get in?
Didnt make the final list for training.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 9:25pm On Aug 24, 2020
sikowitz17:
For those that have never gone for screening before there are a lot of factors that can make or mar you during the exercise...study the people shortlisted from your state... the ones with actual connections are usually the ones that hardly talk... oh and there’d be a lot of loud guys bragging and trying to make you think they know all..
Never argue with the medical examiners... try your best possible to be polite as they would randomly say stuffs that can get you very angry...one even touched a candidates boobs in my presence and the girl smiled it off...they can Bleep you up big time...
Don’t reason all soldier as useless... as unimportant as you thing corporal Ibrahim is, help can come from anywhere...believe it or not candidates come to form one thing there, constantly arguing with authorities..

Always try to find favor... if rsm says cut your hair, cut it and go show him that you cut it... you’ll think it’s insignificant but rsm has already marked your face for good..

Don’t buy any soldiers job... once they start to discuss you, mhennnn

Find original salala

It won’t be stipulated but please buy white sneakers... you can be forming they didn’t specify.. dem dey notice you...

Cut yourself gegemu... even doe I won’t cut my own... I’ll hide it with face mask

Limit friendships... your states men dey consciously or unconsciously find weak points... thy will snitch on you... course 45 that they didn’t allow us use phones during screening, there were snitching everywhere hoping that they’d be evicted from camp to increase chances..

Finally that I can remember don’t buy officers job..if they accuse you of something, explain respectfully and smile.. they will rubbish, bullshit, and talk to you anyhow... remember you cane there to pass..

Oh and when you leave every medical check, say thank you and smile to the medical people... believe it or not, that warm greeting fit make dem cancel something that they’ve discovered... chow!
Undiluted truth, the officer who checked me during Airforce screening in 2016 saw my credentials and shouted Great Ife! I replied great and that was it, he didn't check me again.

Attitude matters also.

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Phones / Re: Infinix Rewards Lucky Winners With 1 Year Entertainment Allowance In The Stormx by Kalapizim(m): 9:56am On Aug 24, 2020
Harcote:
Free money
in this convid period sef, na big money o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Kalapizim(m): 5:24pm On Aug 23, 2020
Nezzjnr:
Weedtaker your guy they shoot shot off the Pitch sef cheesy cheesy cheesy
You can't take the african out of paul
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Kalapizim(m): 5:09pm On Aug 23, 2020
Philosopher1979:


locally produced Nigerian players get satisfied with little success. Once they achieve a little something, they easily become complacent and start loosing form. The young man might think he has arrived when he has not even started.
This is why i like Victor Osimhen. In his first match in France, he immediately scored 2 goals to announce himself.
There is an enemy called average and Nigerian players need to transcend mediocrity.
I also like Moses Simon as he had a stellar season at Nantes. Moses Simon has also transcended mediocrity
If he keeps on like this, even galatasaray will reject him and he will find himself in Sweden or any nonsense league.
Anyway, there is still time for improvement but he only has between now and January or at most the whole of this season and that will be the end
This is his first game angel cut him some slack nah

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