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Family / Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Kalapizim(m): 6:42pm On Dec 20, 2021
Ameboperoo:

Please dash me the old one. undecided
Complement of the season to you.
Awn sorry i gave my cousin already.
Family / Re: What Are You Gifting Yourself This Christmas? by Kalapizim(m): 3:59pm On Dec 20, 2021
I changed my gas cooker grin

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Phones / Re: Infinix, Mayorkun And Ruger Celebrate Fans Over The Weekend by Kalapizim(m): 9:11am On Dec 15, 2021
Detty december people grin
Family / Re: My Wife Is Getting Me Angry by Kalapizim(m): 6:10pm On Dec 13, 2021
The Op is a goat oooooooo.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 2:51pm On Nov 28, 2021
GeneralFarouq:

Was he arrested then shot... Because the handcuff presupposes police acted as judge jury and excutiooner... If that ain't the case ... Then NPF personnel are incompetent fools... They don't know the effect of handcuff on a dead person....
One notorious bandit popularly called Yellow Magaji a.k.a Arushe was wounded in the shootout whereas his equally notorious partner, Yellow Ashana and others escaped with bullet wounds” the statement in part read

Jalige added that the injured bandit was thereafter taken to Barau Dikko Teaching Hospital for possible resuscitation in a bid to obtain useful information but was confirmed dead on arrival by a medical doctor.
Politics / Re: See What Nigeria Soldiers Are Doing To Innocent People by Kalapizim(m): 2:46pm On Nov 28, 2021
Lies lies lies

You even added pictures of incidences outside Nigeria plus Boko Haram members own sef to push your lies.

I dare you to Google search these images and post their links.

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Travel / Re: My Flight Was Cancelled For No Reason by Kalapizim(m): 9:36am On Nov 28, 2021
drake2:
Go to Benin Airport, locate the airline and get your cash instantly. Find an available alternative on the 3rd you said?
Does this work?
Family / Re: Cute Abiola: Navy Gives Reason For Refusing To Release Comedian After 10 Days by Kalapizim(m): 7:09am On Nov 25, 2021
TroubleMaker47:

Seaman? Wait i taught he was a commission officer?
Like a navy sub lieutenant?
No he is not a commissioned officer o
Family / Re: Cute Abiola: Navy Gives Reason For Refusing To Release Comedian After 10 Days by Kalapizim(m): 5:42am On Nov 25, 2021
This boy buy HQ job embarassed

Imagine Commodore dey give update for ordinary seaman matter haaaaaa

Las las Dem go deploy am go one house boat for inside creek without network coverage for like one year or lake Chad base.

God help him oo.

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Crime / Re: Instagram Comedian Cute Abiola Is Missing by Kalapizim(m): 9:47pm On Nov 16, 2021
FarahAideed:


Maybe e don go appear for skit wey Dem insult this govt
possibly, I hope he is fine and good

I like the guy.
Crime / Re: Instagram Comedian Cute Abiola Is Missing by Kalapizim(m): 9:04pm On Nov 16, 2021
FarahAideed:
Na Guardroom things surely
yeah
But this one wey Dem say nah from HQ hmmmm

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Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by Kalapizim(m): 4:28pm On Nov 11, 2021
silvoclaira:
be calm
How?
Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by Kalapizim(m): 4:27pm On Nov 11, 2021
Aganju849:


Lolz grin but the tohtoh no dey bore you....ya prick and her tohtoh share the same views
we've not had seks

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Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by Kalapizim(m): 4:26pm On Nov 11, 2021
1Sharon:


None of that was relevant when you slept with her, was it?
I haven't slept her
Romance / Re: I'm Not Marrying Her: How DO I End This Relationship, All My Trap Has Faild Me by Kalapizim(m): 1:23pm On Nov 11, 2021
Similar case with me now, I am trying to break up with this woman because I don't see us going further.

We don't share the same views or even dreams and she is not mature enough.
I have tried everything possible to avoid getting intimate with her and even broken up once but she came back stronger.

I am thinking of how to make extra money but she is there disturbing me with why didn't you eat this morning type of questions.

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Romance / Re: How To Easily Seduce A Girl That Visits You For The First Time by Kalapizim(m): 10:16am On Nov 11, 2021
mumu man grin

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Politics / Re: Patrol Helicopter Touched Down In Ihiala On Election Monitoring by Kalapizim(m): 5:58pm On Nov 09, 2021
Ikinternational:
So I'm the only one that noticed the chopper is not even owned by Nigerian government? lol n smh

I wonder which app they used to rent that thing
See premium ignorance. grin
Politics / Re: Sgt Torsobo Solomon Arrested In Connection With Attack On NDA, Kaduna - SR by Kalapizim(m): 5:15pm On Nov 09, 2021
lesbiconverter:
Pay a visit. Ordinary yearbook will tell you
Nooooooooooo, you have made an allegation so come forward and own it.
Politics / Re: Sgt Torsobo Solomon Arrested In Connection With Attack On NDA, Kaduna - SR by Kalapizim(m): 4:56pm On Nov 08, 2021
lesbiconverter:
You need to visit the NDA and see how tribalism and nepotism has eaten to its core
Please tell us more about the tribalism and nepotism happening there sir

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Politics / Re: Why Is The Army Doing This? by Kalapizim(m): 12:20pm On Oct 14, 2021
Get out with your nonsense propaganda!

The army is everywhere
Crime / Re: Defence Minister, General Bashir-Magashi And His Gun Spotted As He Leaves Home by Kalapizim(m): 7:40pm On Sep 30, 2021
Well he has a history of pointing guns at people grin

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Crime / Re: It's A Suicide Mission To Be An Igbo In Nigeria Army by Kalapizim(m): 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2021
Lies lies Lies
Travel / Re: Pilot Dies, Passenger Lands Plane by Kalapizim(m): 2:32pm On Sep 29, 2021
wawuuu

My flight stimulator game playing might just help one day sha grin grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Kalapizim(m): 12:11pm On Sep 26, 2021
Tobiloba24072:



Really? It's a normal thing, been on a lot of navy ships, having affiliation with the military makes you a quasi military .
Yes I know right....
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Kalapizim(m): 8:09am On Sep 26, 2021
Tobiloba24072:



I was offered a visit on it once but I declined, but I have stood beside it, while talking to someone onboard . It's a pretty good ship, it came with Chinese technicians, and they were still in Nigeria years after it arrived in Nigeria, now I wish I had gone onboard, I know the navy gave a tour to ex navy secondary school students and a boat ride too.
woow that's interesting.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Kalapizim(m): 12:17pm On Sep 24, 2021
Tobiloba24072:



I remember when this ship or the sister were been brought to Nigeria...right from China a certain female onboard would send me video update, I remember seeing one, in rough seas, that my heart cut, it was as if the ship was going into the water, with the waves beating up to the windscreen..... then pictures at different port visits, even before the arrival of the ship was known to the masses, I already knew.
Quite interesting, Have you been onboard the vessel before?

What are your thoughts sir?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 11:48pm On Sep 06, 2021
NafeesaAA:


Stop yarning rubbish, I work with the surveilance section in the State CID here in Kano, next to my office are the Anti Narcotics and Anti Vice sections. In the 5yrs I have stayed in Kano, I have never seen or heard anyone getting high from Coca-Colae orally, intranasally or intravenously.
Aunty! I had my NYSC in one of the federal government girls college in Kano and coke (even Lacasera too) and maggi was one of the issues we always having with the girls then, this was 2016/2017.

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Politics / Re: Multi-billion Asaba Int. Airport Remains Inoperative 13 Years After Launch by Kalapizim(m): 2:56pm On Sep 03, 2021
Which Asaba airport again?

Do we have another airport in Asaba or this same one I arrived yesterday from Abuja.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 4:11pm On Sep 01, 2021
jpphilips:


All guards brigade are SF, they are directly responsible for the protection of the President.
No, but they have Special Forces component within the brigade.
Politics / Re: Ikonso,Gana,Shekau And Other Criminals That Died In Face Off With Military by Kalapizim(m): 4:08pm On Sep 01, 2021
More will still die
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by Kalapizim(m): 7:22pm On Aug 31, 2021
kabe1:
American family snapping & making the most of Nigerian Air Force pre-delivery A-29 Super Tucano.
wawu, the only one time I got close to an air force jet was during a graduation course of newly winged pilots at Kano, my dad was an instructor pilot then.

Some airmen left me because I be oga pikin but if you see the way my papa carry pursue me comot ehnnn.

Since then I respected myself and knew boundaries.

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