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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 9:34pm On Sep 24, 2020
cutievik:

I understand bro...no need to explain the laughter. Na audio killings angry grin
you get proof ?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 8:45pm On Sep 24, 2020
Bastards Bastards Bastards grin grin

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Kalapizim(m): 9:17pm On Sep 23, 2020
nairalandankrah:
Iwobi....great goal...
As for Iheanacho, its unfortunate he has chosen money over his career..
you people should stop writing nonsense.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 6:47pm On Sep 21, 2020
Judah95:


You na easy target. Boko boys go just arrange one babe and strap her with C4. She go dey with you for barracks come blow up all occupants.

GBOOOOOM!

Mission Complete! grin
lol e no fit happen oo

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 11:24pm On Sep 20, 2020
Arisukuni:


Na person wey go drink go drink sir! If I no dey take alcohol Oga sir no fit force me to take alcohol fa

Aside from religion stuff me no just like alcohol, let me just say I dey always fear to take am. But I do take palm wine not just anyhow palm wine, there are places I will not take palm wine because I no dey for don carry the Palm wine enter Lab grin, mix chemical with am grin
There are many occasions my guys have swapped my soft drink with alcohol that I will know grin, the one that happened to my last I already pour it in my mouth before I knew they changed my drink, immediately I felt it on my tongue I spit away grin

Aside from Alcohol I don't take, I like woman I dey straight forward grin grin grin. I too like woman me I no dey gbonron grin
Lol we all like woman !D

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 11:10pm On Sep 20, 2020
Me I like woman oo, I too like woman cheesy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 11:08pm On Sep 20, 2020
Richieurch:


You dunno grin grin grin
grin grin Last year December I went out with some of my officer friends who were on course, in total we were up to 26 with me four samas and the rest officers with least been a second leiutenant and the highest a Lt col.

Oboy oga sir carry drink begin share round o, who no go drink ?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Job Interview@ LASACO by Kalapizim(m): 2:50pm On Sep 20, 2020
Modupeola111:
I was equally called too pls landers ow is it like
It's insurance marketing job o
Politics / Re: 'I Will Slap You If You Call Me' - Soldier Tells Voters In Edo by Kalapizim(m): 5:17pm On Sep 19, 2020
He isn't meant to be there in the first place, the military is overstretch handling internal issues which the useless Nigerian police should be handling.
Phones / Re: Infinix Is Prepping Up The Launch Of Note 8 by Kalapizim(m): 5:08pm On Sep 19, 2020
oscillation55:
Mek pipu buy note 7 finish nah lipsrsealed
you sure weather people Neva buy am finish.
Travel / Re: My Travel Experience: Not All Nigerians Is Corrupt by Kalapizim(m): 3:36pm On Sep 19, 2020
Thanks for this
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 3:12pm On Sep 19, 2020
Shinfaks:


You must be joking!!!

Nigeria is not that spoilt!

Even buhari will not get you back to training at this stage,POP is probably next month according to one of them I spoke with.

They can only take you there, but can not keep you when you are not fit!

I don't want to talk much about military issue, but it will interest you to know that I left onne with a cadet from jigawa who failed medicals when we were at ojo barracks in Lagos but we met during training, we were all astonished and he told us that he was called for another medicals in the Chief of naval staff office which he passed then.

Do you know that when he called his god father (I will not like to mention the name coz he is a public figure in the presidency) he told him there is nothing he can do about it.
Ok! is the only thing I will say now. Regardless do as you please.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 3:09pm On Sep 19, 2020
chkil1:


the masks undecided !
Nigerian style grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 3:06pm On Sep 19, 2020
bidexiii:



Nice video, the CAS is the best thing that ever happened to the airforce.
And why his he wearing a hold camouflage
The baba seem to prefer wearing Panthers Maroon beret now grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 2:14pm On Sep 19, 2020
Shinfaks:


Its a long story bro, but to be sincere I was not fit when I reported for training even me I knew, I just went with the aim of adjusting there, but those malicious officers did not take it easy with us, so there was no time for my body to adjust!

But the most important thing I said it already "withdrawn" not "dismissed" so that's all you need if you have any advise to give!
Ok, it's better this way, you can approach him and solicit for his assistance, he might even assist you go back to training if you still wish.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 1:31pm On Sep 19, 2020
Shinfaks:
Good day colleagues,

I got enlisted for Dssc training with the help of a friend who is into politics and very close to our senator, unfortunately I got withdrawn during the course of training.

I have been thinking of giving the military a second trial until recently when I begin to loose interest coz of my experience the first time. I had that NNRA is recruiting & contacted him were he promised to get back to me. He called the following day telling me that the recruitment was not genuine as our senator sent his PA to the agency for enquiry, but to my surprise when I contacted my source they reiterated that appointment letters were being issued even on that day some one was given (so i just assumed they are giving the appointments unofficially and moved on)

Now please, how can I benefit from this senator again (through my friend) before he leave the office and without loosing my value, as no condition is permanent and am seeing 2023 is like tommorow.) And no any official recruitment again!
Why were you withdrawn ? This might set how things could play out.

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Phones / Re: Help, My Infinix Hot 8 Lite Is Acting Up by Kalapizim(m): 2:30pm On Sep 17, 2020
Ainyang87:
I have changed but it's still the same issue.
It shows OTG connected successful Everytime
ok please fill this link for assisitance, you will be reached.
Phones / Re: Help, My Infinix Hot 8 Lite Is Acting Up by Kalapizim(m): 1:38pm On Sep 17, 2020
Ainyang87:
Please were you able to rectify your issue because mine is giving me the same problem.
change your usb cable
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 10:11pm On Sep 16, 2020
sikowitz17:
as long as no be road, I go fly am bro .. let’s thank God it’s fake news
Walahi o

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 7:42pm On Sep 16, 2020
sikowitz17:
Last last Na still straight flight.. Azman air from Lagos to maiduguri.. e no go pass 50k.. that road waka an no no... but e better be cruise sha ooo
something wey be 70k plus at the moment, my gee pay am come Lagos today.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 7:16pm On Sep 16, 2020
WTF! Is this a tact to weed out less passion people or what?

Don't they know genuine people will be caught up in this na . Me I will go of if its true but I don't believe this joor

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Chief Of Army Staff, Buratai, Orders Torture Of Nigerian Soldier Who C by Kalapizim(m): 6:22am On Sep 16, 2020
I don't believe this, the mumu fake news people don't even know the name of the barracks lol
Travel / Re: PHOTOS: Bus, SUV Collide With Moving Train In Lagos by Kalapizim(m): 8:19am On Sep 15, 2020
Princeton92:


I'll have to agree with you on this one
They usually do but people don't just listen, you will see traders and all manner of people doing business right on the rail tracks.

Worse of all these new locomotives are faster than previous ones.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kalapizim(m): 10:17pm On Sep 14, 2020
Unlimited22:
If we play like this versus Liverpool....
e no go funny oo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kalapizim(m): 10:07pm On Sep 14, 2020
Disappointing game despite our win for me.
Sports / Re: Udeze Urges Iwobi To Leave Everton by Kalapizim(m): 2:13pm On Sep 14, 2020
He should stay and fight for his place, competition makes men stand out. Besides why is everybody tripping beacuse he was left out ehnn, someone who didnt take part in everton's pre season, shouldnt that tell you guys he was left out for non playing reasons ?.
Sports / Re: What? Memphis Depay? Also A Musician? This Guy Is Multi Talented by Kalapizim(m): 2:06pm On Sep 14, 2020
cool jam wink
Phones / Re: Why Is Everyone Selling Their Xiaomi Fones Na? by Kalapizim(m): 12:21pm On Sep 14, 2020
Their phone, their businesss, Transsion and xiaomi fans should stop putting silly contents like this here.

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Travel / Re: One killed As Bus, SUV Collide With Moving Train In Lagos (video) by Kalapizim(m): 11:21am On Sep 14, 2020
Dem go don thief plenty looku looku people phone and wallet there ehnn
Foreign Affairs / Re: NIGERIA: The New Yugoslavia In Waiting by Kalapizim(m): 11:20am On Sep 14, 2020
Una go just wake up write nonsense angry angry
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 10:47am On Sep 14, 2020
Kingkmo:
I know I've made this complain before, the issue really bothers me. My local government of origin is different from the one appearing on my submitted application, I don't know how Etsako west changed to Etsako central after I submitted, I messaged them on FB and they said it can't be corrected since I've submitted already. Is there still any chance for me ?
Again do we sign those forms before the date for examination??
I am estako central my gee, i will simply advice you get estako central LGA identification just in case, both LGAs are close and still EDO state.

If you get to the interview and you see either of Estako west or central for your name by brother just flash either of them commot. No shaking cool

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Cooks For His Twin Daughters, Ava & Mia On Their 5th Birthday by Kalapizim(m): 7:04am On Sep 14, 2020
DanjaNinja:


Everything that exists in Naija exists here, sometimes even better. The only downside is the food. The food for here no get head at all. I’m talking about America o, I’ve never been to the UK so I wouldn’t know. Just know that Naija food is the best. It’s real, organic and tastes really good unlike Oyibo food made of GMO’s. I’ve never had any chicken that tastes half as good as Naija chicken over here.
Of course I know, i found it surprising because I didn't even see the pot all through the six months I stayed in UK grin

Cool sha

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