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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 7:02am On Sep 14, 2020
Texman21:
And no one bothered to alert me that a brawl has taken place on this thread grin
If dem arrange meeting now the guy go change mouth grin

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Cooks For His Twin Daughters, Ava & Mia On Their 5th Birthday by Kalapizim(m): 6:39am On Sep 14, 2020
DanjaNinja:

Dem get an there. It’s called Caldero.
Really! I never knew that o.
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Cooks For His Twin Daughters, Ava & Mia On Their 5th Birthday by Kalapizim(m): 8:50pm On Sep 13, 2020
Nice, they shipped that local pot to UK grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Kalapizim(m): 3:10pm On Sep 13, 2020
timay:


It seems so. It looks like Evans is out Injured. He's been playing CB in their last few preseason games
He is playing CB, his original position from Naija U17.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 2:46pm On Sep 13, 2020
Met an officer at the airport on my way to Lagos this morning and he was like if you know you are signing up because of employment you are on your own o, because even people who had jobs get frustrated and wished they didn't sign up at all.

In his words, think about it very well!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 5:22pm On Sep 12, 2020
spetsnaz:

Fact.
On paper they're not supposed to, but what is on ground is totally different from what's in the books. DSSC officers in Engineering, AME and Signal Corps are usually the "Unlucky" guys that find themselves leading men for operations.
It is not uncommon, infact it's the norm in the northeast there many ungoverned spaces and the army is highly understaffed especially in the officer cadre. As far as this job is concerned only female officers will ever know peace that doesn't still exempt them from being posted to the north east but they will never be drafted to the fronts, they are always in a fortified base and even at that when there is any signal concerning an impeding attack female officers will be evacuated or airlifted while the men will stay and fight. This has being the standard ever since bokoharam captured some female soldiers years ago. Whether DSSC or SSC you are a combatant as far as army is concerned they don't even care if you are a Chaplain or Imam. Who no come no go understand.
I know someone in Public Relations who got drafted to the fronts too. Signals seem to be lucky ones as they do not stay long in the theatre like other corps.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 1:31pm On Sep 12, 2020
orient53:


Na side arm i see so ooo shocked. I think say na so so AK army get...abi na for rank of capt n above
Side arms dey na, even officers and some NCOs carry them.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 6:59am On Sep 12, 2020
DSSC say yeah yeah ..we go rock this north east together

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Romance / Re: The Resemblance Between Saint Obi And Byron Saxton (Photo) by Kalapizim(m): 6:33am On Sep 12, 2020
It happens, just like how I met a cousin I had Neva seen in nysc camp who looked like me.

I saw the girl and instantly went looking for her trouble just like I do to my sisters and she responded in equal measure.

Thank God we found out we were related on time of now ehnn.

Blood is really thicker than water

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment Into The Nigerian Army 2020 Begins. How To Apply by Kalapizim(m): 6:03am On Sep 12, 2020
SUFFERInSMILIIN:


I think you have a point this would leave South-East and south-south alone. Southwest should apply so they can send their daughters and son to fights boko Haram Islamic state
10 years later you will come and scream maginalisation when you excluded yourself from the process.

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Phones / Re: Zero 8 Details Specifications! What Do You Think ? by Kalapizim(m): 11:12am On Sep 10, 2020
awesome of course undecided
Phones / Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by Kalapizim(m): 9:23am On Sep 10, 2020
Jeffy1206:
I guess you mean the lower version model?
where him wan see am sef

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 9:22am On Sep 10, 2020
Danjuma827:
Please I need clarification...
I am using two names without any other names in my application and when I finally submitted my other name column was showing "none".

For example:
Harry Michael None
Hope it is not a problem
Lieutenant HM None grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 9:55pm On Sep 09, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

Cases like this plenty
Na only God know wetin dem don see that dey don't want their kids there
No mind them and in another funny case I get friend wey if you no get admission to University after the first year ehnn their papa dey send dem go NDA straight ! grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 9:52pm On Sep 09, 2020
sikowitz17:
what I think you’d have done is sit down with your dad and have a lengthy discussion with him about what his reasons are... my uncles that tried to block chances are the ones cheering me on now Cos I sat with them and let them understand how I felt about it...doe I know sometimes it’s hard to hold those kind of conversations but you for try.. but if you enter this army, will your dad be cool with it?
I have done so severally but no way, it's more worse because I am the only son and working now.

To be honest I don't care about how he feels anymore

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 9:14pm On Sep 09, 2020
Mugiwaraluffy:

I have a friend, his father is a major general but the man told his son not to apply. This guy is currently looking for connect from his father's course mate and friends grin grin grin grin
Meanwhile according to him, his father na order en go give and he'll resume training coz he's close to the source.
Those men sef, make I no talk say dem get problem sha
I am this example, my dad an AVM does not want to see me near any of the services, the NMS I went to sef was influenced by my grandfather.

He kept blocking all my attempts, many people still find it find it hard to believe the son of a former AOC didn't make it to the Airforce but God pass am as him retire two years ago. This time nobody for my house knows and I intend to shock him.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 4:26pm On Sep 09, 2020
Valkrie:


But hope say when his boys start cutting off the heads of the soldiers in reprisal them no go come here they ask Nigerians to pray for them...??
so criminals should walk around abi

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 12:14pm On Sep 09, 2020
BabaOwen:
I wander how he was killed He already accepted amnesty earlier on, he surrendered... So I am surprise he was in a firefight with the army undecided

This guy was really giving Fulani terrorist a good run for their money in Benue state. He is a pain in the ass sha, so is all good.

I feel he was set up grin
Military no send that one oga, this is justice for those he has killed.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 7:44am On Sep 09, 2020
SamuelAnyawu:



Lol I wonder why his peeps are mourning him after he has killed several innocent people.

I knew Soldiers will never forgive him after he ambushed some ,72 battalion soldiers back then
The country can't afford to have his likes roaming around free.

Left to me I will set up an assasination team within government agency to take out these guys one by one across the length and breath of this nation. I go home in Bayelsa and see the nonsense some of these exmilitants do and shake my head in disgust.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 10:20pm On Sep 08, 2020
sikowitz17:
they can’t even be called kolitos.. Cos they are dssc bro
yeah

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Airspace Reopening: Share Your Travel Experience Post-lockdown by Kalapizim(m): 6:52pm On Sep 08, 2020
AhmedEmeka:
No single seat gap and they charge more self.
yeah o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 5:55pm On Sep 08, 2020
Derawalters:
Lol. Ugo and I dey mess.
We go reason this comment later.

Chai, shocked shocked shocked shocked

*Blows Fire alarm* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All DSSC Kolitos fall out now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Airspace Reopening: Share Your Travel Experience Post-lockdown by Kalapizim(m): 5:47pm On Sep 08, 2020
AhmedEmeka:

Which airline is that? There is normally a space between passengers.
Domestic, airpeace
Religion / Re: Fr. Mbaka Is Busy Watching Bbnaija When Nigerians Are Crying Under His Buhari by Kalapizim(m): 5:44am On Sep 07, 2020
How is watching or talking about the biggest entertainment show a crime ?

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Politics / Re: Clara Kairi Ishaku Weds Dooyun (Wedding Photos) by Kalapizim(m): 5:35pm On Sep 06, 2020
fergie001:

You are a suspect grin grin grin

Yes, its most likely DSSC....What would you expect when they stay close 4 or 5 years, before they get there and might even leave still with that rank.


Happy Married Life to them.
The guy pin Academy lapel o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 5:20pm On Sep 06, 2020
sikowitz17:
Theyd be the most wicked ooo... and my baby and future wife is among them lol
Muge Muge nothing do you

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 5:18pm On Sep 06, 2020
If you get to ACA/Jaji and they call you bastard, reply the person back ooo grin grin

I am only applying pressure grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 5:14pm On Sep 06, 2020
Parisleo:



Hahaha...bro be careful sir...u don't know me.. u are just a common applicant that has not even been called for exmas..be careful with your words ok....u don't know who is who..and remember that I have corrected my self
Lol, You are nothing! If you were in the system like you are implying in this reply 'Bastard' won't be an insult to you.

And finally get your bigoted self back to Hades where you come from.

Once again, you are a bastard !

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 3:44pm On Sep 06, 2020
Parisleo:
Army is much easier to enter than navy I guess..they take more candidates...but navy job is dope jare
This country is not too good again self for all this milatary work and if u are non hausa, u are already at disadvantage
You are a bastard !

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 2:26pm On Sep 06, 2020
demolition:


IT looks like a mixed op of naf and NA.
also the situation looks like a surprised attract while the guys where probably resting. if you check those pics you can see that they were dug in. close to the burning dump truck there's something like a makeshift tent.
its just plain sad seeing stuff like this. cry cry
Yeah, so sad
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by Kalapizim(m): 10:23am On Sep 06, 2020
invincible007:
RIP. 1940 SET MISS YOU WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
Seems the unit ambushed were NAF from the weapons posted by calibra obsura and now this confirm it.

Rest on Gallant Soldier

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 10:20pm On Sep 05, 2020
Those SSC ladies wicked o, I have seen some of them with their one star giving their papa mate problems.

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