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Romance / Re: He’s Very Stingy And I am tired by kalex0(m): 10:47pm On May 27, 2020
Lamanii22:



The OP is doing well for herself so you're the fool here.... Oponu!
She's doing well for herself, why is she demanding then

It shouldn't be a big deal


Lol
Romance / Re: He’s Very Stingy And I am tired by kalex0(m): 10:39pm On May 27, 2020
Lamanii22:
A boyfriend has to be a giver.... What's now the essence of dating you when you cannot even give... You'd find somebody better my dear...

Then a girl should be...??

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Romance / Re: He’s Very Stingy And I am tired by kalex0(m): 10:37pm On May 27, 2020
Paxie55:

Yes!! I had an ex, though he wasn't lazy but he was very stingy and he wasn't rich then. So, I had to use my head and calculate the speed of the race I was about to take. I finally left him, since then till now, he's still not financially stable. Lol.


How sure are you he's not financially stable??


Sorry o Alakija
Car Talk / Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by kalex0(m): 4:52pm On May 27, 2020
nurey:


N16 direct LHD is 1.2m

RHD is between 1m to 800k depending on your bargaining power it may be less. conversion is around 250k. I don't like converted onces because of bypass.

Most N16 are from Europe how you know a N16 Europe and original LHD with sunny badge is by the reverse light, one is red other opaque for Almera but the sunny (bought new in naija) has opaque as both.

I would say buy the Sentra which is same vehicle in different coat and the Sentra has very solid body work but the Almera SVE and the hatchback shape is tempting and very enticing.

Your budget would buy a naija used but ensure if converted the OBD port still works


OBD
Car Talk / Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by kalex0(m): 3:49pm On May 27, 2020
nurey:


N15 strong reliable miniature in interior

N16 body falls apart easily, strong reliable too.

What I have in mind is that N16, my budget is 500-600k as a young engineer

Will I get a reliable one
Car Talk / Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by kalex0(m): 12:58pm On May 27, 2020
nissparts:
Send me your chassis number(vin) or post it here.
You'll need a new key and programming

Please what do u think of Nissan Almera 2000?

I want to get one soon
Car Talk / Re: Official Nissan & Infiniti Thread by kalex0(m): 12:53pm On May 27, 2020
Please what do you guys think abt Nissan Almera 2000

Planning on getting it soon
Autos / Re: How Much Should I Pay Someone To Drive My Car From Lagos To Abuja? by kalex0(m): 10:48am On May 25, 2020
oladipuposadeeq:
kufie the man i sight you boss some pple think its child play they dont know what pple go thru but God has been faithful sha.

Hello bro

Do u how much I can get nissan almeda 2000 (tokunbo)
Do u have any idea?
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up Or Make Up With My Boyfriend? by kalex0(m): 11:09am On May 23, 2020
I love that guy he din reveal all his earrings to u...

U think is easy to be a manager right?


"I have a dream "
Idiot!!!

Go and fulfill ur dream and leave the guy alone.

Aunty dreamer
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend Affordable Family Minivan by kalex0(m): 12:53pm On May 16, 2020
soloehis:
shipping fee is almost desame (for Germany)ranging from 650 to 800 euro..for the custom u will need to negotiate that with ur agent in Nigeria..all u need is just tell them the year of the car..

Please can I chat with the seller?

Most of the cars I'm seeing here are gasoline...
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend Affordable Family Minivan by kalex0(m): 12:52pm On May 16, 2020
soloehis:
shipping fee is almost desame (for Germany)ranging from 650 to 800 euro..for the custom u will need to negotiate that with ur agent in Nigeria..all u need is just tell them the year of the car..

Thanks bro

Please where do u stay??


Just thinking if we can do this together
Or is it sth I can do alone?
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend Affordable Family Minivan by kalex0(m): 11:21am On May 16, 2020
soloehis:
sorry jor any European country u find ur choice car..

Please sorry for asking this Q


Supposing I c a car I like, how will I know the shipping fee, custom fee and the rest.


Can I chat directly with the seller and other descriptions
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend Affordable Family Minivan by kalex0(m): 11:15am On May 16, 2020
soloehis:
very authentic..but u need a contact in Germany to help u facilitate the shipping
Please must it be Germany?
Car Talk / Re: Please Recommend Affordable Family Minivan by kalex0(m): 10:29am On May 16, 2020
soloehis:
I dont know much About usa shipment.. as I only ship from Germany..picnic,avensis verso can be found in Europe..shipping is almost 300k,clearing is 450k..u can check mobile.de or autoscout24.com to select any car of ur choice..there by getting first hand understanding of price

Please how authentic are the sites are?


I don't mind getting my car from there


Toyota Avensis 2003
Car Talk / Re: Has Any One Ever Purchased A Vehicle From Owode Market? Share Your Experience by kalex0(m): 9:46pm On May 13, 2020
TPound:


Toks...
Manual... 800
Automatic... 900

Used...
Manual... 300-450
Automatic...550k or lesser


My budget now is 500k but I don't want a car that will be giving me problem


I'm a civil engineer

Want to use it for the mean to ease my movement
Car Talk / Re: Has Any One Ever Purchased A Vehicle From Owode Market? Share Your Experience by kalex0(m): 9:39pm On May 13, 2020
TPound:


Toks or used?

Tell me their different prices please.
Car Talk / Re: Has Any One Ever Purchased A Vehicle From Owode Market? Share Your Experience by kalex0(m): 7:30pm On May 13, 2020
Tpound Good evening


Please how much should someone budget for Nissan Almera 2000
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Avensis 2003 by kalex0(m): 7:41pm On May 10, 2020
Conductor261:


Since you insist on Toyota. Nigeria used matrix and Corolla will be better

Used

Nah tokunbo sure pass bro

Any recommendation

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Avensis 2003 by kalex0(m): 7:34pm On May 10, 2020
Conductor261:

Nice car but expensive body parts

Thank you bro


My budget is 800-1M


Which Toyota car should I go for??

...cheap body parts
Car Talk / Toyota Avensis 2003 by kalex0(m): 12:02pm On May 10, 2020
I'm planning on getting this car this year or early next year...


Please how much will I get it here in Nigeria and is it economical considering the Nigerian factor.

Thanks
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by kalex0(m): 9:33pm On May 04, 2020
SavageBoy:


Bro,it's guts not gods grin

Lol
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by kalex0(m): 9:31am On May 04, 2020
Gadafii:
She came around to my place,I made a move but she declined,I no force her...she said we should go out and have something to eat, I oblige

No be say I mumu but I sha gree to carry her comot,this insolent girl made me ordered food for her and still expected me to bring it to her table,I did.... Who she was half was thru her food, I faked a call, then told her a plumber is waiting for me at home to fix something,that she should carry on with her food let me attend to the plumber, I will be back asap.. Na so I take disengage from her, I guess she was done with her food and she called me tire, but I no pick am

Baba y nah?

U suppose carry am go house again and do the needful

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by kalex0(m): 8:50am On May 04, 2020
Luizkid:
Babe is too available for my liking so i told her girlfriend, we've got to take a break as am not feeling this anymore... Oversupply sha is not good.

Lol
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by kalex0(m): 8:28am On May 04, 2020
Mathiasa:
The babe won kill me with sex, morning afternoon and night, after exams and my gp low, I told her I have given my life to Christ. See me see Bible, I had to get gospel music and always praying when she comes around. I told her I don't do relationship things anymore. But one babe they always show my end for night.
Till date she never forgive me.

Pastor indeed
Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by kalex0(m): 9:26pm On May 03, 2020
phintohlar:
may God forgive you

U should know when u v overstayed...

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by kalex0(m): 9:26pm On May 03, 2020
cruxgemmata:
Made a planned prank call with my friend. Putting d call on loudspeaker make she sef hear.

Guy played his part well. Exaggerated the whole thing.

Guy was like. Guy, prof dey ask of u. E say make u show say d trip has been approved. U guys r leaving in the next 30mins. And he said u know wat to do.

After call, babe was like wat does u knw wat to do mean.

I said it means prof and i have to disappear, no traces of either of us in town. It means prof has moved his family to abuja and for me. I need to make sure am absent completely in town.

Gave her 5H to go bak. Since i have less than 30mins 2 bounce
No further questionz.


Nice one bro

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Romance / Guys, What Is The Craziest Thing You Did To Discharge A Girl by kalex0(m): 8:51pm On May 03, 2020
Guys, what is the craziest thing you did in order to a make leave your house earlier than you planned for her to stay?


Let me drop mine

I told her I would be traveling to see my mom. She no wan leave sef

I had to tell her I will be staying for two weeks

She pack her load sharply


Drop yours guys

Lalasticlala Mynd44

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Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by kalex0(m): 10:05am On Apr 25, 2020
nwanyiugbo122:
cant forget year 2011 when I was still in school, see me fending for myself and my siblings after my mum died a mysterious death and my dad ran away. someone referred me to one prophet who can tell who killed my mum. I had only 2k with me,as I reached there,he was just doing guess work and asking names of some of my relatives, which I thought he would have mentioned their names without me telling him. at the end of the day,he said I should sow a seed for God's spirit to minister more to him,I gave 500,he said is small I said I had no money, he said God's spirit won't be happy with me if I have money and denied it, I said ok,I had just 1500 remaining to transport me home, he said I should bring everything and watch God perform wonder on my way. that's how I gave everything in my purse,he reschedule the appointments with other things I should buy. that's how I trekked a distance a bike can take 400,on a normal day. I cried and cursed this man. I got home with pains, I had to buy pains relief drugs. since that day,I don't believe any si called man of God.


Y do I find this funny though ���
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed? Share Your Experience!! by kalex0(m): 7:47pm On Apr 23, 2020
I was scammed by a guy here on nairaland. He's. Moniker is albino0. I sent 10k to him to help me open an Amazon seller account.

I was just laughing immediately he blocked me on WhatsApp after sending the money to him. Poverty nah bastard.


That will be my last transaction on this platform anyways


It is well

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Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by kalex0(m): 3:33pm On Apr 18, 2020
Salex007:
The only weird thing about me is that i don't fall in love with females. I just see them as a intimacy mate... Pls if there is anyone who was once in my shoe should please guide me on how to love because am growing older everyday, although i have a lot of girls flocking around me. But making money is all what that rings on my head.

Same here bro

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