₦airaland Forum

He don wanno be the next “Funsho Williams” abeg.

Dear Mo! We ALL KNOW HOW WATER ENTERED THE “ TOTONUT ”! Nothing do you! Just keep working hard. Is it easy to “sleep with governors” back to back?

You can only sleep with people for so long.
Yes! You will HAVE TO DO THAT ANYWHERE in this world to get to where you want to go. FACT!✅

This is done ALL OVER THE WORLD, Especially, in THE OIL, FINANCIAL, LEGAL, ENTERTAINMENT AND POLITICAL PROFESSIONS.

Guaranteed!

Even NIGERIAN MALE POLITICIANS DO WITH FELLOW MALE POLITICIANS!


Ask ALA-OKIJA!


BOTTOM LINE? All na investment. USE WHAT YOU HAVE TO GET WHAT YOU NEED TO GET WHAT YOU WANT!

Don’t just sleep with EVERY FOOOOOOOL! Chop better MEAT, to advance your career. Then you can sleep with whatever or whosoever you wish . . . . ON YOUR OWN TERMS!❤️

excellence44:
is it ready to be served at this stage? Normally, it is cooked twice, is it only once you place in the oven?

You already cooked it for 5 minutes remember? It is well cooked after 5 minutes.
Very ready to serve. NO LUMPS.✅

Good news? You can store some in the fridge for up to ONE WEEK or FREEZE for ever.

If you freeze, make sure your THAW to room temp first before you REHEAT for only 2 MINUTES FIRST. Check the middle with a spoon or your clean finger to make sure it is well heated.

MAKE SURE IT IS ALWAYS WRAPPED WHILE YOU REHEAT.✅

excellence44:
Bico cum and complete wetin you start oh cos we the follow.

Enjoy your microwave PLANTAIN FUFU with some HOT CHICKEN PEPPER-SOUP!

Yes, it may take longer, but you will avoid the sweat of manual labour.✅
No pot to soak and wash.✅
Little or no mess.✅


Keep your fingers clean. Use a DISH BRUSH to clean up your used dishes immediately. No soaking necessary.

Stir finally, divide and wrap it up.

With 2 mins left, check your fufu.

Turn and mix it properly. Carefully, it will be ERY HOT!

Add a little water AGAIN(3 table spoons ONLY) and cook for the remainder 2 minutes.

Covet with a plastic wrap( yeah plastic). I can’t avoid it. This is important so your fufu retains moisture and does not dry out.

Step 2(optional).

Transfer to a glass dish when ready to cook in the microwave WITH JUST A LITTLE WATER. I don’t like to cook with plastic in the microwave.

You can mix in a glass bowl and cook in the glass bowl too.

Here goes:
Step 1.

Mix your fufu with hot water in a mixing bowl.

I will never do such.

I had a story narrated to me several years back. A man was noted to state that he could not eat ANY fufu his wife did not pound BY HERSELF with mortar and pestle.

In this day and age?

When he was asked why, he BOLDLY stated that the SWEAT of his wife mixed with the fufu while pounding made the fufu spiritually-sweeter.

RITUALIST!

JUBRIL don double
Tinubu sef don get clone too??;
Wetin be im name?

Do THEY have A CHOICE?
They can’t afford to risk a SS candidate either.

The NORTH will still win.✅


Make dem TRY am.

Because they were born retarrrded
and without conscience!

Good news? Their families travel the same death traps.

Definitely FLAV!
Nabania!

LOA!

Loser on ARRIVAL!

Go and spend your loot in vain.

A Northerner will still trounce you without Nigerians casting a single note.✅

There we go!
The bargaining has started. . . . . With ARRRRRRRUMBA STYLEEEEEEE!!!!


I should be a future-teller I swear.

Not a chance!
Kalu is not even respected EVERYWHERE IN THE EAST, not to talk is all over Nigeria.

Real front page news. . . .

Why not?
I left o! The best decision I ever made to escape SPIRITUAL AND EMOTIONAL POVERTY.

I have a soul and a conscience. Those are the most important things I cannot achieve or preserve ANYWHERE IN AFRIICA.

Bonus? My children MUST MARRY ONLY WHITE PEOPLE!

Less shouting and emotional abuse in their lives. I don WARN them SERIOUSLY! ✅

Yes, they have the ABSOLUTE RIGHT AND FREEDOM to choose.

But I have let them know MY PREFERENCE. They don’t have to make the choices I made because I HAD NONE! They have. Hallelujah.

Even if BIAFRA comes, that will be the simple part. What you do with your BIAFRA is another kettle of fish.✅

Will you make it as GREAT as CHINA IN AFRICA?

I don’t even see the foundation of this your Biafra. Like NK, making noise for nothing can only get you so far.

Without NK, you cannot build this your Biafra?

Was MANDELA able to BUILD or STABILIZE South Africa? AFTER 27 YEARS IN JAIL ? ? ?

What does that tell you?

IT TAKES MORE THAN JUST ONE MAN.

Ojukwu FAILED, KANU will FAIL TOO.
Simple reason? NDIGBO are black-noise-makers ONLY. Just like all other ethnic group of BLACK-NOISE-MAKERS.

Time to try some WHITE-NOUSE-MAKING for a change to increase the chances of self-actualization and ULTIMATE SUCCESS!✅

What power did NK have to ORDER killings?

Did he use a “para military” or a simple microphone?



OR DID HE USE JAZZ?

Heck yes!

Supported!✅
The South will always lose to the North!
The South is too selfish and divided.


Atiku CRYING for SS and SE in advance.

The bargaining has started.
This case will draaaaaaag on.

Yes, NL will be a bargaining chip for the 2023 elections.✅

More to come.❤️

Only the NORTH CAN.
If you field ANY SOUTHERN candidate, YOU LOSE!


Atiku CRYING for SS and SE in advance.

Rubbish!
May the best candidate be considered.
Enough of this zoning crap!

SHOW WHAT YOU HAVE. No need zoning offices to DUNCES!

Atiku CRYING for SA and SE in advance.