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CelebritiesRe: Yes, Sex Is Food, Nkechi Emmanuel Tells Married Women (photo) by Kalman(m): 2:40pm On Feb 05, 2017
Me? I can ferk from now till tomorrow.
Thank you
CelebritiesRe: How 2face’s Mum, Rose Idibia Forced Him To Cancel Nationwide Protest. by Kalman(m): 11:19am On Feb 05, 2017
modath:
This is a lame attempt at PR management!! Gosh!! Twould have been better to allow the weak "Government threatened him" spin continue to gain traction than this crap of an excuse!!!!

His mum was angry? Really? Then he should hand over what is is left of the balls Annie has in her handbag to his mum then!!!!

Rest in peace, Late Olufunmilayo Ransome Kuti (Late Fela Anikulapo's mum)!! cool


P.S... I'm not disappointed in 2face cos I never placed him on any activist pedestal... He is peaceful & humble but he isn't feral!! I enjoy his music & that won't change.... I go still dey halla ohi e... cool
You should go and take lead where he stopped na!! Are you too small?
When dem kill you, you understand politics
CelebritiesRe: What 2face Should Do After Cancelling The Protest by Kalman(m): 8:17am On Feb 05, 2017
GetUmad:
No he shouldn't do that. He should finally go and hang out with Black Face. Then Both of them hang their head in Shame.


Nonsense upon Rubbish . Chicken-hearted Bomboclat
When dem kill am for Politics... you go come here come comment RIP.
Bomboclat
PhonesRe: What's The Best Feature In Your Phone That Makes You Love It? by Kalman(m): 7:26am On Feb 02, 2017
The Screen Guard.
Thanks
Car TalkRe: FRSC Set For Nationwide Enforcement Of Speed Limiting Device by Kalman(m): 7:13am On Feb 02, 2017
And to Cars like this as well?

PoliticsRe: Ambode Signs Death Penalty For Kidnappers by Kalman(m): 3:57pm On Feb 01, 2017
Amobode

May God bless you and all of Lagos. Other state... make una dey see OOOooooooo
Its high time all this madness ends
TV/MoviesRe: Watch As Miyonse Finally Got Down With Tboss On Big Brother Naija (video) by Kalman(m): 7:31am On Feb 01, 2017
This BBN.... How them dey take join na?? I for like GOT down with TBOSS
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TravelRe: UK Deports 83 Nigerians by Kalman(m): 7:12am On Feb 01, 2017
Welcome back. We get enough space for here. Endeavor to Join protest as you come.
God Bless you.
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PoliticsRe: Ex-minister’s Son ‘pays N1b Cash For Land, Four Houses’ by Kalman(m): 7:11am On Feb 01, 2017
EFCC Should let person rest with all Public Show of Fame!!!!!!!
InvestmentRe: The Real History Of MMM by Kalman(m): 7:38am On Jan 29, 2017
MMM again? Una no dey tire?
It is dead... let it die its natural death.
Let's stop reminding the greedy of their mistake else, they'll take their frustrations to the masses.
CelebritiesRe: ABS Returns Chidinma Okeke's Car To Her, Tells Her Not To Reveal Secret To Press by Kalman(m): 12:36pm On Jan 20, 2017
I thought this case was deadhuh huh
InvestmentRe: #MMMGONE Trending On Twitter by Kalman(m): 11:21am On Jan 20, 2017
Revolva:
we nigerians are the one killing MMM....why is it that we like destroying things and we can produce....we Nigerians are black hearted we cant make our fellow neighbour feel good or make their lives better...now someone came with an idea to help peoples financial needs all we do here is create negative publicity of MMM....look MMM is not gone....the more people PH the more it get stronger back.... and my brother got paid yesterday i am waiting to get paid..as i have GH....
Mofo!!! think like an educated Westerner for once in your life.
All over the Media, All over the world. Ponzi Schemes have been reported as Fraudulent and Bad.
Because Economically (That is, if you did Economics in school). It is not a sustainable system.
What did you come out of school with? A pass. And how did you get the Pass? By copying?
Sometime, i waste my time commenting on people like you because you are simply stupid.
When Good minded people try to advise idiots like you, you say its ''black hearted'' (Whatever that means).
Look my brother... see eh!!! Go to school.
InvestmentRe: #MMMGONE Trending On Twitter by Kalman(m): 11:15am On Jan 20, 2017
zuby4real10:
It is high time we the mmm participants accept the fact that mmm has serious challenges that it can not be able to withstand. We should just count our loss and move on. The money that we ph didn't fall from the sky, we work for it nd if we work hard again we Will still get another one.God bless all the mmm members here for having the courage to take the risk . At least we have shown the world that we are ready for it's challenges. any body that can not bear the risk is not worthy of been rich.
Advice from a chronic mmm participant.
You most definitely are a complete idiot.. And if we look deep down, you graduated with nothing but a pass.
In all honesty and fairness, what you have just type lacks coherency.
What risk have you taken in MMM. To steal people's money? Have you not in any place or anywhere around the world heard the its called a FRAUDULENT SCHEME!!!!!
What that simply means Mr Man is that MMM is bleeped up.
When you take a risk, you take a Business risk and establish a multi-naira investment. Not to steal people`s money and at the end of the day lie to yourself that you are a brave risk taker.
You are one those people that should be put in rock crusher and crushed alive.
Idiot!!!!!
InvestmentRe: MMM Has Refused To Match Me Despite My PH Being In Millions. by Kalman(m): 5:09pm On Jan 18, 2017
Osahon7:
Jealousy will bend your neck..Even of he is a guider or promoter of the scheme, the ppl tgat partcipated did they point a gun on thier head to join? E everyone read the terms and conditions before agreeing to sign up and particpate.
Ppl like you will keep envying your mates when you see the succedding.
MMM participants have nothing against Guiders and Chuddy becos they read the terms and conditions.
Keep the jealousy flags flying while we keep withdrawing our millions from MMM.
#Abeg check my profile too
What has been written before, thats hard for people understandhuh

A Ponzi scheme (/ˈpɒn.zi/; also a Ponzi game)[1] is a fraudulent investment operation where the operator, an individual or organization, pays returns to its investors from new capital paid to the operators by new investors, rather than from profit earned through legitimate sources. Operators of Ponzi schemes usually entice new investors by offering higher returns than other investments, in the form of short-term returns that are either abnormally high or unusually consistent.

Initially the promoter will pay out high returns to attract more investors, and to lure current investors into putting in additional money. Other investors begin to participate, leading to a cascade effect. The "return" to the initial investors is paid out of the investments of new entrants, rather than solely from profits.

Often the high returns encourage investors to leave their money in the scheme, with the result that the promoter does not have to pay out very much to investors; he simply has to send them statements showing how much they have earned. This maintains the deception that the scheme is an investment with high returns.

Promoters also try to minimize withdrawals by offering new plans to investors, often where money is frozen for a longer period of time, in exchange for higher returns. The promoter sees new cash flows as investors are told they cannot transfer money from the first plan to the second. If a few investors do wish to withdraw their money in accordance with the terms allowed, their requests are usually promptly processed, which gives the illusion to all other investors that the fund is solvent.

When a Ponzi scheme is not stopped by the authorities, it sooner or later falls apart for one of the following reasons:[2]

1. The promoter vanishes, taking all the remaining investment money.
2. Since the scheme requires a continual stream of investments to fund higher returns, once investment slows down, the scheme collapses as the promoter starts having problems paying the promised returns (the higher the returns, the greater the risk of the Ponzi scheme collapsing). Such liquidity crises often trigger panics, as more people start asking for their money, similar to a bank run.
3. External market forces, such as a sharp decline in the economy (for example, the Madoff investment scandal during the market downturn of 2008), cause many investors to withdraw part or all of their funds.
InvestmentRe: MMM Sets N31.735 Maximum Withdrawal Limit by Kalman(m): 2:37pm On Jan 18, 2017
kingsley2rhyme:
Many people are here making foolery of themselves thinking they are mocking the mmm participants. If u have no gut to do it, u shouldn't use ur senseless comments to discourage the weak minded participant. For those who have their frozen in the scheme, SORRY, I'm sure with time, it will fall back in shape and if it doesn't, well, ul have to take heart, but it bemuses me that despite the stern warning by mmm for participants to only provide help with their spare money some people still went ahead to borrow money, use people's money, use money meant for other important things, Gosh!!!! This is a capital act of SELFISHNESS. I hope you find a way of recompense incase you don't recover your money back.
It might interest the senseless mockers that people are getting help and some are still providing help. When the scheme was on break, it should have been a known fact that in order to get help, u should be ready to provide help first. I think the mmm management just realized how impatient people are in wanting to get help than provide help.
I'm not a guider or whatever but I can say that some people are established from the scheme and for those talking rubbish about mmm getting their money back, it's not a bank and it doesn't collect people's money, u only provide mutual help to each other.
Baboon. Shows you have no common sense. If you did not study Economics in School, which i`m sure you did not, whose fault is it then. Idiot.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Critics About His Sitting Position Like A Woman With Dangote by Kalman(m): 8:25am On Nov 23, 2016
Wetin dey wrong to Sidan like that?

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Replies Critics About His Sitting Position Like A Woman With Dangote by Kalman(m): 8:23am On Nov 23, 2016
Nigerians... Everything na talk for them.

Car TalkRe: Choosing The Right Oil For Your Car! by Kalman(m): 7:12am On Sep 29, 2016
Great Post
AutosRe: .. by Kalman(op): 11:11pm On Jun 08, 2015
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FamilyRe: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Kalman(m): 2:37pm On Jan 06, 2015
lol
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To The Linda Ikeji Blog. by Kalman(m): 2:36pm On Jan 06, 2015
lol
AutosRe: Honda Accord 2008 Model@ N1.770m by Kalman(m): 1:04pm On Nov 03, 2014
How much Bro
AutosRe: Toyota 4runner 2005model@2.150m08038580001,08077605055 by Kalman(m): 11:32am On Nov 03, 2014
Interested. How much son?
AutosRe: Pre Order Your Car From The Usa, 40% Deposit, 21 Days Guaranteed by Kalman(m): 9:19pm On Dec 18, 2013
Hello Inspired.. Please, how much to land 2009 Venza/2010 Avalon. Please quote i need to make a choice.
Looking forward to doing Business on your Name
AutosRe: 1999 Avalon by Kalman(op): 10:19pm On Nov 07, 2013
Ping
AutosRe: 1999 Avalon by Kalman(op): 9:41pm On Nov 07, 2013
Ping smiley
Autos1999 Avalon by Kalman(op): 9:40pm On Nov 07, 2013
Please i need a clean 1999 Avalon. Who has got one?
CelebritiesRe: Nigeria’s 5 Most Humble Celebrities by Kalman(m): 6:18pm On Oct 15, 2013
Meself humble die na. grin grin
PhonesRe: Leaked Images Of The New Blackberry 10 L Series Phone Surfaces by Kalman(op): 5:58am On Dec 12, 2012
If every phone runs on andriod, it will be too sided man. More is good for competition. Personally I think the fone is slick looking
PhonesLeaked Images Of The New Blackberry 10 L Series Phone Surfaces by Kalman(op): 5:27am On Dec 12, 2012
Photos of the BlackBerry 10 L-Series are nothing short of new. By now, they’re coming a dime a dozen. However, what sets these news photos apart from the rest is the quality of the photos.
This HD photo shots are said to have emerged from vietnam.A few images surfaced in November showing a BlackBerry L-Series handset. According to a post by CrackBerry.com, one of its readers has posted images on its site of an evaluation unit of an L-Series BlackBerry 10 smartphone. This handset was placed alongside a BlackBerry Bold 9700, and looks quite thinner than the Bold 9700.

Research in Motion recently announced that it will hold its BlackBerry 10 launch event on January 30, 2013. The event will be held simultaneously in multiple countries around the world. This day will mark the official launch of its new platform, BlackBerry 10, as well as the unveiling of the first two BlackBerry 10 smartphones. Details on the smartphones and their availability will be announced at the event.

BlackBerry 10 will offer a large catalogue of leading applications from across the globe and across categories, including Games, Productivity, Social, Lifestyle and Leisure, Multimedia and Published Content, as well as applications designed for business and enterprise use.

The BlackBerry 10 platform recently achieved FIPS 140-2 certification, which means government agencies will be able to deploy BlackBerry 10 smartphones and BlackBerry Enterprise Service 10 as soon as it is available. The company claims that this marks the first time BlackBerry products have been certified ahead of their launch. In addition, RIM recently announced that BlackBerry 10 smartphones have now entered more than 50 carrier labs with many more entries expected in the coming weeks.

http://tech2.in.com/news/smartphones/images-of-bb10-lseries-handset-leaked-again/638352
Check out the rest of the photos below and grab some tissues before you drool. Let us know what you think in the comments.

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