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adewaleadeyemi8:
you no be any relationship healer, you be infidelity supporter, cheating boosting driver. After guy man don cast finish you come use music weaken the wife so that he fit escape and continue hurting her with lies and denial. Chai u badt

Lolz, wetin man go do now. Atleast to lessen the tention at that moment

This story is old but whenever I rmbr it I just shook my head for escaping a close shave with long term in jail or life imprisonment.
It was in 2008, I was dating a 21yr old girl who was a virgin. I was 28 then.
I was working as a driver in a park where her mother sells food. So she after school she always comes to help her mother out till in the evening. Meanwhile she was schooling in LASU then, 100L. Me too, I was a year 2 drop out of Auchi Poly that finds myself in an inconvenient environment of garage lifestyle and tours. Not trying to hype myself, but there was one thing that distinguish me from other drivers.
1. I still dress very well like a student
2. Inside my bus you will still find books and magazines that I read and while away the time with until it's my turn to load. We load twice a day, so I am always at the park most times.
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My colleagues and others in the park always call me student or Man U cus I love United so much that I wore their jerseys most of the time. One thing led to the other me and this girl became friends especially bcus I help her solve some school problems. We were just rolling as usual, none of us has ask each other out or to mutter the word I like or love you.
Bcus of her I stay a little at my family's house at night cus it isn't far from hers, while my place is a #50 bus to back then. So one Sunday she said I should come and take her to know my place. That Sunday morning I first pay my family a visit and then went to her place to pick her and we journey to my place.
We got to my place and she felt at home, we ate and drank and then chatted till 12noon when she said she wants to go home.
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I escorted her home and she said I should come see her in the evening, I said no problem. I went to see my family again and then go see the Sunday Epl matches. In the evening as usual I went to her place and saw her younger brother outside. I told him to help me call her sister which he did. When she came out, she was acting one kind and giving me attitude. I tried to know what's going on but she said I should just go. But we didn't quarrel earlier in the day so what's with this current attitude, she just told me to go and went inside. This was around 7:30pm, hmmm.. I just thought to myself instead of her to spoil my day let me make use of it well and get ready for tmrw's work. There was this girl I have then, a Matured girl that is a year older than me. We're friends with benefit. I said let me go see her whether she will make the day memorable for me. Luckily I met her at home cus she too na waka dugbe. We went to have some few drinks and eat, and then I told her she's following me home o. She didn't agree at first but after some persuasion she agreed to.
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Now guys, I lived in a face me and slap you house then. But in that compound, we live like a family. Things don't get lost there and everyone looks out for each other. My room, I don't lock it with keys apart from just jamming the door. So before me and this babe left for my place, she called her room mate that she won't be coming home that night. So we left for my place, at my bus stop we bought some suya and can beers. So we started walking to my street. As we just entered the gate to our street, I looked up to my house window which was a 3 storey building while I live in the 1st floor, I saw my room light was on. How manage I thought to myself cus I am very sure I always put off all my electronic gadgets before leaving the house. I didn't say anything, we kept going. As both of us were climbing the step, I quickly hasten my steps to get to my room before her cus it was the first room after you climb the 1st floor.
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While she was still dragging her legs up the stairs, I have entered my room. To my greatest surprise I saw my room neatly arranged with my virgin girl lying on top of the bed. I exclaimed: Babe what are you doing here and how did you get here? She just grudgingly said, hmmm... I should leave her jor, she's here is that she's here. Wtf! What do you mean that you are here is that you are here, before she could say anything the other babe entered. At the stage I was in a transfixed, the babe that came with me was like hmmmm.... Uche, you already have a girl here and you invited me home. I told her it's not what she think, while we were talking my virgin babe stood up from the bed and walk outside to go stay at our balcony leaving me and the other babe inside.
I was trying to explain to the babe that came with me that she's just a new friend and nothing between us. She said I shouldn't lie to her and just say the truth that it's my new catch. I admitted that she's right that she's my new catch but I didn't invite her nor was expecting her. That we even had a spat off that evening before coming to her place.
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She just flung herself to the bed and told me, ehen e don happen nah. That I will have to sleep with two of them this night. What, for this my young age na im una wan kill me I said to myself. I quickly left that one inside and go after my virgin babe who was at the balcony. I met her and start asking her what's the meaning of all this nonsense she's pulling off today. First I came to your place and you told me off without any reason, not that we had any spat prior to that. She said is that why I went to bring another babe, that I should go tell her to go home that she has come to stay. Come to stay, how do you mean I asked? She said she has told me finish. I was perplexed and thinking hard on what to do, it was some minutes past 10pm and who do I send home?
I went back to my room and started begging that one to please go home that we'll see another day. She said lai lai, she's not going anywhere. That shey I was there when she called her roommate that she's not coming back that day. Where do I want her to go now?
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After much deliberation, I decided to lodge her in a hotel around my area. While there I pleaded with her not to be angry with everything, she understood and I collected "ofu aka" hahahaha, gave her some money and bade her goodnight. I returned back home by 11:30pm and met my virgin babe already sleeping. I woke her up for a serious tet-a-tat. Young lady, what did you tell your parents at home and where did you tell them you're going to this one you want to spend the night here? She said I shouldn't bother with whatever she told them that I should prepare for her staying a week at my place, a week I exclaimed! You're getting me confused with everything you're doing. She just told me to calm down or should she be going? I told her nope, but she should make understand what's going on. She just said I shouldn't worry my head.
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That night, it was just only cuddle, kissing and smooching we did cus she had already told me she was a virgin and should give her time to decide when to lose it which I had agreed. So Monday morning I left for work leaving her alone and dropping money for food. Came back in the evening to see her already playing and gisting with my neighbors as if they have known each other for long. Monday night same cuddle and kissing and all with no penetration. Tuesday same thing. On Wednesday night, the romance was so intense that we both especially her needed the sex. I tried to penetrate but she screamed. I will remove it again. Anytime I tried to penetrate same about to scream things, and I don't want neighbors to know what's going on cus it's a face me and slap you house. And moreover I was somehow still inexperienced about disflowering a virgin. What do we do now she asked me, I said I don't know that it's up to her to make up her mind if she want it or not.
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Then she gave me the bombshell, she said Uche I honestly wants this sex but I don't want to feel the pains due to what she has been hearing. That we should forget about the sex this night, that tmrw when I am coming back from work I should look for a drug that will make her sleep off and then I take her virginity. I said what, do you mean I should drug you. She said yes, that she's giving me the go ahead. She just don't want to feel any pain. We slept that Wednesday night and I went to work on Thursday. Thru out that day I was thinking of what to do. Which type of drug am I going to buy? I don't know any and I don't know who to ask or share the topic to.
Las las after the close of that day, I decided on myself to buy weed and mixed it in food for her. I have already heard stories of how people cooked weed with food and it makes them sleep off.
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I bought the weed at our park, got to my area and met one aboki to do indomie and egg for me. While preparing the indomie I gave her the weed to mix with it, he looked at me one kind and then laugh. After he finished that one, I told him to do another one which was for me. After every every I went home. I got home and she was all over me welcoming me and hugging me. After I took my bath, I brought plate and pour the indomie with weed for her and use another plate to put the other one for myself. She hasn't even asked me if I bought the drug she asked me to or not. But what she said was why is her indomie with leafs and mine not. I told her it's vegetable that will nourish her, she said ok o and we began to eat. After 4 spoon she took the yogurt milk I bought for her and then 2 more spoons and then next thing she started holding her belly. I asked her what happened and she said she's feeling belly pain, I told her sorry and gave her water to drink but she continued rubbing her stomach and the next thing she slumped to the bed and started yelling her stomach her stomach. Next she started stretching her hands and legs. I quickly grabbed her and starts fanning her, but her eyes were turning red and tongue twisting.
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Blood of God, what's this kwanu I said to myself with my heart beating. Wetin I wan tell press if this girl die for my room now. I went to my shelf, brought out a tin of milk and open it. I held her and open her mouth, pouring the milk inside her mouth. She was drinking and vomiting some. After a while she stopped the stretching and kicking and just fell to one side of the bed. I rushed to where she was, she was calm and not shaking. I put my ears to her heart she was still breathing, all this while my penis has gone totally inside. God punish devil and fuvk. I heave a sigh of relief knowing she's still breathing. There was no light so I took a hand fan and started fanning her till around 2am when she sneezed and woke up. Thank God I said to myself, she asked me what happened I said nothing just that after her belly pain she slept off. She came and cuddle me, me I didn't even cuddle back cus I wasn't myself thru out that night. On Friday morning I told her to get her things that I am taking her home, she tries to protest but I insist with hard face and hard mind. She succumb and packed her things and I took her to their area where she walked home.
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She didn't come to my place again till 3 months later when she came and started crying. Why are you crying I asked? She said hope if she tells me I won't get angry. I told her say it, there's nothing the eyes sees that it will cry blood. She said someone has disflowered her. Mehn! It came like a piercing arrow to my heart but after a while I let it go. I asked her how come, she said it was a random guy she holds no love for. In my mind story! Las las I sha do the do with her without stress like before. We dated for another 6 months before everybody went their separate ways. Till date we are still friends and she hasn't told me what made her run from home to stay in my place for almost a week. And me too I haven't told her what I put in that food that almost cost her death that day.
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After that event, till date I have swore not to come across or have anything to do with a virgin, and it's no jokes. Though I more matured and experienced now to handle situation like that if it ever occur again.

Richdad50:
You will make a great writer (fiction) one day. Keep improving on your skills

Thank you, we move

Jeon:
False

What about undrunk men and women that think about sex every second.

Lolz, with or without drink we are channel to want sex. But do you know when you don't have the urge alcohol can make you have it. The movie Spartacus comes to mind. Wine and sex goes together

alphaNomega:
Too many bored folks on nairaland posting their imaginations

Lolz, if only you can formulate such imaginations in your head. Dude, you will still hear more of my genuine story. I am 40, I have seen many things in and pass thru them. Shey you saw my moniker, it's Kalubolt. I am a born driver and I see many things daily. I'm too big to formulate stories even though I know I can

Richdad50:
A beautiful but fake story

Fake story even with all the places that I listed. If fake, atleast praise me for such a script

flokii:
See me smiling
Aishat get mind sha, telling the wifey to give phone to the owner. Na women be their own worst enemy.

I dey tell you, if she no get plan for mind she suppose no call again after the guy tell her say him dey with wifey

CheedyJ:
E sure me die say na upcoming scammer b this, fall for it at ur peril

Na who go fall na im be mugu. This kind one I no dey send shi shi till she reach my place, we do the do and I pay her for everything when she dey go

Mtcheeew, make I pass jor this one no be tori

Crossroad1:
I can't propose to any banny publicly..
And even if I will, I go arrange guys for corner who are ready to shout "cut, cut, cut" should in case she behave unfortunate

Hahahaha, too much sense no go kill you

70% of men and women when drunk think of sex immediately, True or False?

Are you kidding me that you're confused on what to do. To me she doesn't need reporting to anyone, a nice beating will reset her brain. If the beating pain her too much make she talk wetin she do wey I beat her

IbrahimSkiba:
No single punctuation marks

No paragraph..nna ehhh

Lolz, I just manage to read and grab it o. Even though it was stressful

Godada:
Ladies love happy ending.


He washed her head and she liked it.

Everybody liked it. After all he chose her.

You got it, ladies and their emotional fish brain

Godada:
He will surely repeat it.


But will he be caught.


Back then during the era of Nokia phones ......savvy guys put some personalized calls on silent. If you know you know

Lolz, playboys them

Godada:




They are very much in love.


You helped through a rough patch

Yeah, if only it will not repeat itself again

dan9ice:
Just imagine you were playing Terry G(I go Nak you Paco) or free madness


Angel of my life for make sense by Paul play

Lolz, yeah I have that Angel of my life too. But they're too numerous songs that came to head at the very point

Godada:




They are very much in love.


You helped through a rough patch

Yeah, but the nigga is a playboy

hikiki:
May the marriage last...the guy must be a maradona with flows.

Lolz, I swear. Gee knows Aisha, nothing him wan tell me

JoeRizzla:
Op you should have played 2pac and Eminem songs

Hahahaha, which of them? Those ones na vawulence nah

Crowwejihadist:
I really enjoyed reading this.

Thank you

Sonnobax15:

Eyahhhhh..

Op,no worry,your small boys quarter na sure banker for heaven

Hahahaha

What's Ooni saying here, when there's enough money to take care of her why will you have problem bringing her up

What I can say here is that, she's just trying to be bold and feign e no dey pain me where as she's hurting inside

1Lifetime:
No form of remorse whatsoever

My guy, honestly you won't know the kind of shame anger she maybe feeling now, all this is just to try and be bold

Good day Nairalanders, I don't know how to place the subject of what transpire ystday but just read and share your thoughts.
I am a driver working with one of the e-hailing companies (BOLT). Ystday by 7pm I got a request from Bera estate by Chevron drive to one hotel close to Skymall at Sangotedo. When I got to the pick up zone it was a guy and his babe. They look so young so I didn't know they were married at first.
Before picking them I was playing a Phil Collins track (You'll be here in my heart).
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When they boarded, the guy said I should change the song to something more upbeat which I did. When we got to Mega Chicken opposite Askamaya Hotel, there was a heavy traffic as usual that comes all the way from Ajah Bridge so we were moving slowly. Before we got to VGC traffic light, hubby's phone rang and he picked it. After the normal hello he asked who's on the line? And the caller answered it's me Aisha cus I got to know when he said whose Aisha. It seems Aisha at the other end was telling him why are you pretending not to know my voice bcus I called with unknown number after you refused picking my lines. Hubby was adamant, pls I don't know you and I am with my wife and he cut the call.
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By this time I have reduced the volume of my radio, so wifey was asking him who's that? He said he doesn't know who she was. Wifey said are you sure and he said yes. Not long after the number called again and hubby picked and said pls leave me alone I don't know you.
As Wifey wanted to collect the phone from him, hubby cut the call. Wifey was somehow angry but kept her cool. Not long after again same number called again, but before hubby could say anything Wifey collected the phone from him and picked the call. And then put it on speaker for both hubby and me to hear.
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She then calmly said hello, I am the wife of the person you are trying to call how may I help you. Aisha too calmly said, pls don't be offended give the phone to the owner he's the one I want to speak to. With this, Wifey provoke and started shouting at her. Who the hell are you to tell me who you want to talk to? All this while hubby moved a bit to my side and was trying to explain to me: driver see me see wahala o, person say him no know you and you dey insist. Which kind problem be this. I didn't say any word to whatever he was saying cus he has distracted me from hearing the main gist between his wife and Aisha.
And by this time Wifey has off the loudspeaker and was now listening to the other caller carefully and silently. After some minutes of careful listening she cuts the call and burst into tears. Hubby tried to get close to her and ask what's wrong, she shouted don't touch me. After some more sobbing, she voiced out: Andrew (not real name) why, Andrew why are you doing this to me? We are barely 2 months into our marriage and you have started cheating on me. Andrew retorted back, honey what are you saying? I don't know her, don't believe whatever she's saying, that's a home wrecker.
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Wifey replied back while sobbing, you don't know her but she knows your name and your best friend's name you use to hang out with. And you guys even hang out with her and friends just last week, Andrew why, why?
Hubby started explaining that doesn't know her, maybe it was one of the girls my friend use to carry along when we hang out. Wifey said she has heard enough and he should just let her be for the time being. With that Wifey place her head at the side glass of where she was sitting and continued sobbing slowly.
Hubby now confused and don't know what next to do or say just sat bewildered, I was watching them both from my inner mirror. After about 5 min total silence and us approaching Ajah Bridge, hubby came close to my ears and told me to look for that Phil Collins song I played earlier when I came to pick them. I nodded and proceeded to look for the track on my Playlist and then click it.
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As the song was playing, to my surprise hubby started singing along the song to Wifey in an Indian movie style hahahaha. What got me laughing inside myself more was when he sang the part in the song:
Don't listen to them
Cus what do they know
We need each other
To have to hold. Hahahaha hahaha, guys honestly I almost burst out laughing here.
While the song was about to end, I have already set another track by Celine Dion and R. Kelly (I am your angel). Immediately Phil Collins ended I click that one. Once again hubby sang along and by this time Wifey has stopped sobbing. The next thing I saw was a tap in the head and when I looked back, hubby gave me a thumps up signal. Meaning my head dey there hahahaha. Another thing that amused me was that hubby knows those old school blues words for words, lyrics for lyrics. And me kukuma get them in quantum.
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Before that one ended, I slot in Toni Braxton (Breathe Again). With this one, hubby yell softly wow! As I turned back to look at him, Wifey is already lying on his chest while hubby held her gently. This Toni Braxton was the one that kill it the most, when hubby sang the part: I will never breath again without you. Wifey now crying softly again while lying on his chest muttered some words: you know I love you, while do you want to break my? Hubby rubbed her face to her hair and said you know I won't do such. After Toni Braxton I put some other numerous love songs that got them in the mood. As we were almost getting to their destination which is hotel, Hubby told me to give him my account details. I gave him and he said when he ordered the ride, the price was #2300-#2600 so he sent me 3k and said even with the hold up it won't be more than that, but if it's more than that then he will send me another money. Within seconds I got the 3k alert. We got to the hotel parking lots and I ended the trip and it reads #2500. I brought out #500 to give him and he said I should keep it, that he loves my ride and the songs I played for them, I just smiled and say thank you.
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They came down and headed to the hotel lobby, I was just looking at them shaking my head and smiling when all of a sudden Wifey turned back and ran to where I was still parked telling hubby she forgot something. As she came, open the door and pretended to be looking for something she handed 1k note to me and told me thank you for everything, before I could say anything she just said bye and left. Me I started my car still smiling and I left, lolz what a way to end the day.
See as I take style turn relationship healer hahahaha.......

I just have a question to ask, is the constituency money given to APC house members higher than that of PDP that made her not to do something for her constituency until now that she has decamped to APC. All this stupid politicians that only think of their stomach

Mtcheeew.... If it were one Igbo billionaire that didn't have even the ssce that comes for their daughter's hand, they won't even think twice before accepting

This is just shameful to say the least. This action is just telling the people to lose hope on power in the near future

greypencils:
So when nobody is feeding her passes when she plays for 9ja she is to go to midfield, collect ball, dribble from there and score? Yeye!

She and all the nobody's in our female team should getat. To think majority of them now ply their trade abroad still they can't bring that into the national team, playing abysmally every now and then

jagorinho:
From your moniker, we all know where you come from and your stupid comment is unexpected.
but let it be clear to you, oshoala is the best ever female Nigerian footballer, you are a nobody and your opinion does not matter, I just hope one day you will not choke on the hate you dish out.

My friend sharap and carry your tribalistic sef away from here. You think my annoyance with our male and female teams stops with only Oshoala. All of them are wack, to think 80% of our female players now plays abroad and yet they can't show themselves with the national team against other countries of the world. FYI I don't hate Oshoala, I use her as an example for all our female players. If you must know my most hated among them is Oparanozie, I guess that will quench your tribalistic view