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Phones / Re: FG Extends NIN-SIM Verification Deadline Till End Of The Year by Kalubolt(m): 10:37pm On Oct 30, 2021
Hahahaha, Airtel don dey warn me since starting of October say on the 31st dem go block my line. Before dem block am tmrw me I don already borrow 2k of airtel, if dem block am na dem go lose hahahaha
Celebrities / Re: Femi Kuti Still Fit And Doing Exercises And Pull-Ups At 59 by Kalubolt(m): 7:29pm On Oct 28, 2021
Miroslavv:

Yes he is the eldest legitimate child of Fela that we know.

His father didn't send him to school just to prove a point, That oyinbo Education is not the only way to make it in life. Apparently Femi got Good Education from home and from the people he has worked with.
Nope, Yeni a lady is the legitimate first child of Fela followed by Femi
Romance / Re: How A 2go Babe Almost Gave Me Another Man's Child by Kalubolt(m): 10:52am On Oct 28, 2021
InTheCloudySky:
I stopped reading after the injection part, because I just couldn't continue reading the foolishness. You allowed a stranger you met on the internet into your home, agreed to have unprotected sex with her because she told you she didn't like sex with condoms, allowed her to inject you and draw your blood to supposedly check if you had HIV, etc ― all of which were risky to your safety and health. All because of sex. Na wa...
After all said and done, here I am 9yrs later still healthy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Italy: Sicilian Cyclone Kills Two And Drops A Year's Rain In 48 Hours( Pix,vid) by Kalubolt(m): 10:30am On Oct 28, 2021
CrownOfClay724:
If I know this much about end time, I'll kuku kee myself and rest from all the daily torture and lamentations these variable events will continuously bring me.

The world is not ending soon.
We've seen worse natural phenomenon play out...and the world would see even more as global warming and explosive Population tinkers with the planet's balance.
Come off it!
Don't mind the dumbo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Italy: Sicilian Cyclone Kills Two And Drops A Year's Rain In 48 Hours( Pix,vid) by Kalubolt(m): 10:29am On Oct 28, 2021
Righteousness2:
Unprecedented Devastating Events ripping through he Nations and Continents

These Devastating events are not accidents nor are ther Merely the "NATURAL CYCLE OF THINGS"

The World is Enduring Events that are designed to bring about the End of Days and Cause us to Repent.

Listen Folks! Let no one Deceive you that things will get better or with a false hope of so called Climate Change Mitigations. They will only get Worse.

Let us Get ourselves Ready, because JESUS is Coming!!
Mr go rest, you go post with one of your monikers cum use another one dey talk jargons
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Kalu: NAF Denies Air Force Vehicle Crushed Lagos Artist To Death by Kalubolt(m): 10:19am On Oct 28, 2021
Even the lie sef no gel. No be una hit am but na una carry am go una base still wan help the family with money to bury am.
Ok no be una hit am, but una see when the danfo hit am, wetin una do to the danfo driver? Shameless Lie Mohammed descendants
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Kalu: NAF Denies Air Force Vehicle Crushed Lagos Artist To Death by Kalubolt(m): 10:15am On Oct 28, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Always denying

Bunch of irresponsible moda fuckkers

A danfo driver knocked the man down
But you assisted by taking the man to naf hospital

The man later died and the family asked for assistance

You volunteered to help the victim family with more than half of what they asked
Don't mind dem, them don see bunch of 10yr Olds wey dem dey talk to
Politics / Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Kalubolt(m): 9:30am On Oct 28, 2021
I am sorry to derail from the thread, but let me answer those that are saying Marilyn Monroe is not that beautiful, it's just bcus she's white and all that. If she wasn't beautiful and just average as one above said, then I don't think men will be queueing up the way they were queueing up for back then. Even the president of America and some top shots wanted to have a taste of her.
Though I agree she was naive in her dealings with men, but that doesn't take away her natural beauty. She was beauty personified irrespective whether she's white.
Her weakness was that she was looking for love and attention which ultimately made men pass her round like a football.

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Politics / Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Kalubolt(m): 9:25am On Oct 28, 2021
BeardedMeat:
Yes na. Is it because one is oyinbo?
Oga leave the oyibo talk, Monroe is more beautiful than Remi even though I give Remi kudos too
Politics / Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Kalubolt(m): 9:24am On Oct 28, 2021
iamyemiakins:

Marilyn Monroe, Remi Tinubu, similar features?!
[img]https://c./f-B1RuCGx_sAAAAC/mr-ibu-nigerian.gif[/img]
Lolz, E shock you abi
Politics / Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Kalubolt(m): 9:23am On Oct 28, 2021
iamyemiakins:

Marilyn Monroe was soooo beautiful.
Leave him let him be yarning dust

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Politics / Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Kalubolt(m): 9:22am On Oct 28, 2021
Kiasa:


Beauty is subjective and to me she was not.
Then you don't know what beauty is?

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Politics / Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Kalubolt(m): 9:22am On Oct 28, 2021
theTranscriber:
was Marilyn Monroe not beautiful? undecided
Help me ask him o

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Politics / Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Kalubolt(m): 9:21am On Oct 28, 2021
Kiasa:


She wasn't beautiful at all, that's why I was confused. She was an average looking white girl who white men propped up because they found her dumbness (which was only an act, she was smart) and her D size breast to be extremely sexy.
Who told you Marilyn Monroe was an average white girl. Monroe was beautiful, sexy and everything you can find in a woman be it white or black. You think every dick and Harry wanted her just bcus she was dump and not smart. She was wanted bcus she's beauty personified and sex goddes/symbol
Celebrities / Re: Jackie B Surprises Mother, Senator Grace Bent With N5M Cash On Her Birthday by Kalubolt(m): 5:58pm On Oct 27, 2021
Giving back to the original source
Politics / Re: Fintiri: Nigerians Thought PDP Wasn’t Performing But They Now Regret Voting APC by Kalubolt(m): 3:48pm On Oct 27, 2021
SATANlST:
[s]Fintiri: Nigerians Thought PDP Wasn’t Performing But They Now Regret Voting APC by bolaayenimo: 2:07pm
By Temidayo Akinsuyi[/s]
pure garbage talk
i dont regret voting apc, i dont regret voting buhari.
this is the first time in naija history that i have seen top politicans , sinators governors and top govt personnel getting arrested and locked up. i dont care what your explanation about this is. my point is , it has never happened before in naija.
when pdp was in power, all these nollywood oloshos turned it into their headquarters, u will see hoes like genevive, omotola etc getting oon, ffn dcon and all those top awards meant for real people that have contributed to naija. you will see hoes entering aso rock as if its their papa house.

if buhari wants to come back again i go vote am with my full chest
You be Mumu

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Romance / Re: How A 2go Babe Almost Gave Me Another Man's Child by Kalubolt(m): 1:57pm On Oct 27, 2021
Jashub:
God is truly merciful for delivering this fornicator from his own stupidity.
Oshey Mr Saint

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Romance / How A 2go Babe Almost Gave Me Another Man's Child by Kalubolt(m): 11:49am On Oct 27, 2021
Good morning Nairalanders. I want to share this experience of mine with you all.
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It was in late September 2012. Back then it was when 2go was the in thing on social media and I was one of those addicted to 2go. Anytime I am free from work I was always on 2go. So one certain Monday of that September ending, a babe chatted me from one of the numerous groups I was on 2go and we moved the chat to our respective dms for privacy. After like over 5hrs chats of knowing ourselves and what not. Babe shocked me with, she will like to visit me.
First let me tell you guys that she's living with her parents in Onitsha, Anambra state but in a Nursing school in Owerri Imo state where she's a boarder. And she was 24yrs old while me I am working and living in Lagos.
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So I was like visiting me isn't a problem but I don't have any dime to send to you as t.fare and also it's only weekends I am free. She said I shouldn't worry about t.fare that she has her own money to go anywhere and doesn't depend on man for money, that her father is well to do and a senior deacon in a popular church in the east. Hmmmm.... I said no problem then, that we will fixed the date when she will come visiting me. She said noo that she already had that weekend in mind to come. What? This weekend, so quick, why the hurry? Why don't we take our time nah? She said she just can't wait to meet me. I said if so no problem but with a worry in my mind.
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How can this babe say she wants to visit me just under a day we knew each other on social media. And she even agrees to come without me sending her money which is rare from babes. I told myself something must be fishy but I just strong my mind knowing full well that I don't stay in a secluded estate or street. I stay in a well crowded area in Lagos and in a face me and slap you compound. So if she has any bad plans for me it will be foiled before she could get away. I told a trusted friend of mine about everything and to be alert just in case. So from Tuesday till Friday evening when she left Owerri to take night bus was just chats from both of us on how we will spend the weekend together and what not.
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On Saturday morning she called to tell me that she has landed Lagos and she was dropped at maza maza Park. I went to the park to pick her and I was happy with what I saw. She was a beautiful and mature looking girl for her age. I took her things and we left for my place. Along the road I drop by at one local market to get foodstuff that we will cook and eat for the weekend. While getting the stuffs, she offers to pay but I rejected. I told her bcus I told you I don't have money to send to you doesn't mean I really don't have money and moreover she's my guest and will treat her with my own money and not hers. We both laughed and headed to my place. We got home and both join hands in preparing the food which we both ate together. After that we both took turns in taking our bath and then the full gist started.
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I told her I am still surprised to see her in Lagos visiting me barely a week we knew each other online. She laughed and said such is life, more talks and laughs took us to mid afternoon until we both found ourselves in each other arms. Then all of a sudden she exclaimed and said she forgot something. I asked what's that and she went to where her bag is and opened it, brought out some medical equipment and brings it to where I was. I was confused and asked again what are these and what's it for? She said I should calm down and don't be afraid, that she wants to do blood test for me to know if I am free of HIV Aids. Still confused I probe further, what do you want to test me for? She told me straight up that it's inevitable we would have sex before she goes back and that it's right for her to know my status before such a thing occurs.
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Even though I trust myself of not having any disease I just don't want any injection on me. So I told her if she's scared of contacting anything from me that we can still use condom. She said she doesn't like having sex with condoms, that is why she brought those equipment along. After much argument I finally succumb. She said I shouldn't be scared of anything if I know I am clean, I told her I don hear sha do what you want to do. So she injected me and drop the blood into one equipment that has a whole. The equipment has three indicator light just like a traffic light.
The green signifies I am negative, the yellow in between while the red signifies I am positive.
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While she drops the blood, we both watched carefully as the blood trickle to a particular place and the lights indicator began changing till the green one was full. Immediately she jumped on me with happiness and started kissing me. I was surprised, she said she's happy that I am a clean guy. There and then she started romancing me and pulling my shirt, I was carried away too and started handling her breast until I got hold of myself and told her to stop stop too. She was shocked and asked me what's wrong? I said nothing, just that I would want her to do the test on herself too. She laughed and said is that why I wanted to stop this sweet moment. She said I ought to know that before doing that test on me she must have done it countless times to herself. I said nope, do it again in my presence let me see. And she does and her own too came negative and we pore on ourselves like a hungry lovers deprived of sex for a long time.
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So all thru the weekend we made love like wild dogs and to our satisfaction. She left on Monday morning as I was going to work too. We kept in touch constantly with the hope to meet again in December. By November she dropped the bombshell that she's pregnant. Preg what? I countered back, she said yes that she's pregnant for me and that she has already told her parents about it. I was like what the hell, are you sure it's me that impregnated you and she said yes. And if so why did you tell your parents before me? Do you know if I want the baby or not. She said sorry that it was her mum that finds out. I told her are you baby that your mum will find out before you. Anyways I told her I don't want to argue much which her, what does she want me to do now. That I should come and see her dad, ehen so soon, just like that. Do you know if I am prepared for all this?
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3 days later a call came in and when I picked it was an elderly man's voice. He asked if I am so so so and if I know so so and so person of which I obliged to all. He said if I know that so so and so person is pregnant for me and I said yes. He then said when do I intend to come and see him, I was like sir you have to give me time to prepare for all this and he said he's giving me uptil be Xmas to come and see him if not I won't like his actions. That he's a deacon and pastor in a church and people must know that his daughter is pregnant before marriage. Mehn, after he cut the call I started scratching my head on what to do next. I didn't tell any of my family members or any friends about it. Even that my most trusted friend I didn't tell him anything.
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I called babe later and told her what her dad said and she persuaded me to do whatever her dad said before it's too late. I told her I dont have money to come and do any traditional rights and won't even have from now till that December. She said I should just try my best. I told her I have heard her but before I will come to see her father she too must come to Lagos first by mid December and let's put head together. She agrees and from then till when she came our chats wasn't regular like before. And then finally by December 16th she came to Lagos, I went to maza maza park to pick her, but when I got there I got the shock of my life. I saw a girl with already protruding stomach. If I am not mistaken she's already 5 months gone. While my face is one kind she was smiling at me. I managed to pretend a smile. I picked her and we headed home, on our way home many thoughts entered my head. How can I take this girl home with already blown out tummy.
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After much deliberation in my head I took her to a hotel and lodge her there. When she asked what happened to my place, I simply told her a friend of mine is staying at my place for the time being and he will disturb our privacy. She stayed in that hotel for 3 days and I didn't touch nor sleep with even though she tried for me to. I was really having sceptism about that pregnancy. Cus I told her on her 2nd day that we slept with each other 2 days to the ending of September, how come by mid December your pregnancy is much out like this cus if I should calculate from that time till now it should be 3 months and 3 months pregnancy are not visible like this. She began arguing that she was sure of the pregnancy starting from when we slept with each other, I told her no problem that one of this days I won't go to work and we will go for a test to ascertain how far she's gone. She said yes she is ready.
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On the 4th day I told her to get ready that we are going to the hospital for the test. I finished taking my bath and got prepared, when we were about going out I saw her knelt in front of me. I asked why is she kneeling down? She started begging me that I should forgive her that the pregnancy isn't my own. That she was impregnated by one apprentice in Onitsha and that the guy deny the pregnancy but instead gave her money to remove the baby but she couldn't cus it was her first issue and she's afraid of dying while removing it.
So she looked for who to quickly hooked up with and have sex with so she can claim it's the person. It was then the memories of how we met and her subsequent visit started flooding back my mind. I told her how can she be so wicked to want to do this to me? She pleaded with me that she's sorry, but I should just help her and claim to be the father.
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I told her I can't do what she want me to do and she should prepare to go back to Onitsha and confess to her dad what really happened. She begged and begged but I wasn't moved, I even told her the child is not mine and won't look like me and she made me laugh by saying I should just continue having sex with her that with time the baby facial will turn to mine hahahaha (abeg I no fit laugh). So after every every I told her I have forgiving her and bare no grudges but still can't take another man's baby. I sent her home.
On the 22nd of December her dad called me to ask how far my preparation of coming to see him? I told him to go meet his daughter for answer. He said what kind of a stupid talk is that. That was that our arrangement, I told him for the last time, ask your daughter and then I cut.
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He called and called I didn't pick again. The next day an unknown number called me and when I picked the person told me she's calling from Kaduna and that her parents told her I impregnated her younger sister and don't want to come and own up. That what is wrong with me, why should I be so callous and wicked. She called so many unprintable names. It was too much for me to bear, I had wanted her to be the one to confess to her family about what happened but since she doesn't want to talk, I spilled the beans to her elder sister who was shocked and began begging me not to be angry. That she's sorry for all the names she has called me. I told her to relay the whole story to her parents and that nobody she called me again o.
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After the conversation between me and her sister, nobody not even herself called me again. I guess her sister must have force her to confess or told the family herself cus I didn't hear from them again until 3yrs ago when I met her again in Agbara area of Lagos state or is it Ogun state I will call it. She is now married with a child. I ask her of the other child and she said the baby is doing fine and is with her mother in Onitsha. She's now fatter and out of shape unlike before. She tries to take me to where she's living now but I decline and told her she's now a married woman and should respect her matrimonial home. We left each other and bade goodbye, that was the last time we saw each other again.

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Politics / Re: Ben Murray-Bruce Celebrates His Mum On Her 95th Birthday (Photos) by Kalubolt(m): 9:01am On Oct 27, 2021
Happy birthday Mama, the evidences of her good looks, long life are in those tables
Politics / Re: Police Recover Remains Of Robert Namene Loolo Kidnapped Two 2 Years Ago by Kalubolt(m): 7:56am On Oct 27, 2021
DuBLINGreenb:
This Country is not safe at all, all man for himself.

Meanwhile the family was IS not serious except they are not telling us the WHOLE truth,

for example that so called "youth group" is it actually a "youth group" or a Cult group?

Consider the following:
How many ordinary average youths, will have mind to
1. abduct the elder/chief in the open
2. Tie him to a tree in the open indefinitely
3. Torture him
4. Collect ransom from his family twice
5. Kill him

Now how many average Nigerian youths will be bold enough to do not 1 or 2 of these but all 5 of these?

Now also consider we are Nigerians we no get secret. Even our supposedly "secret cults" are not secret. Our secret service is not secret, we know all their officers and when they do recruitment and what they wear and where their offices are and even the guns they carry.

Anything several eyes have seen is public. So in Nigeria NO WAY an entire Youth group will carry a full grown man in the open from his house and keep him somewhere in that same community for 2 full years you couldn't find him or his body. Neither could you identify any member of that youth group for arrest or questioning, if it's truly a "Youth group" they have a leader and a secretary and probably an office so the police or even members of the family could have gone there and asked the leader to provide a list of all his members and identify the perpetrators from amongst them and take that youth group to court if they refuse to comply.

This story has HOOGE relevent facts missing or distorted

For only urgent 2k the Nigerian youths I know will tell you everything, with a bottle of beer their fathers will tell you everything, with a rubber of garri, a piece of wrapper or a few tubers of yam their mothers will also divulge information. No need to pay Ransome twice. Feed the community with gala and pure water they'll not only talk, the entire community will help you search.

So it's either the family didn't do enough to get him
Or the "youth group" is a criminal organisation
Or the entire community was in on the plan including close members of the man's family and people powerful enough to silence the police or atleast shift there eyes away for 2 years
Also the police didn't do their jobs at all one small drone, a few patrol vans and one canine unit would have found the man much quicker. Even proper questioning alone would have done the trick.
Guy, are you formely a policeman that has worked for the FBI or CIA? Cus everything you said here is nothing but pure fact.

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Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ani: Yul Edochie Seeks Financial Support For Actor by Kalubolt(m): 1:06pm On Oct 26, 2021
Yul don't need to beg the public, what those actors guide of Nigeria stand for. Apart from the guide. If each of all the actors and actress donate as low as 10k per person they can use it. The millionaires among them sef can sponsor the treatment.

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Politics / Re: Ooni Ogunwusi: Igboho's Travail Avoidable If He Had Listened To Good Advice by Kalubolt(m): 7:34am On Oct 26, 2021
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When will people like you stop supporting evil, wickedness, deaths, blood and sorrow all over the land?
This mentality of 'he's our brother, leave him alone' is one thing that is affecting you people as citizen's, the moment you stop the crude, archaic and evil mentality, the earlier evil everything started going forward for you in life.
You mean the Yoruba should stand behind and support someone being used by a political party to cause mayhem and start insulting, and abusing all yoruba elders not supporting his foolishness, even making fun of the deaths of their children?

Tribalism is worse than HIV!!
Agreed Igboho is been used by one political party. So which political party is using boko haram and bandits

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Politics / Re: Oyo Jailbreak: 13 Fleeing Oyo Inmates Rearrested In Osun by Kalubolt(m): 7:49pm On Oct 24, 2021
Hmmm... Most of them didn't prepare for the jail break to have alert family or friends that would have sent money for them to have disappeared to a far distant place

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Celebrities / Re: Maria Chike Flaunts Bundles Of Hard Currency In Dubai, UAE (Photos) by Kalubolt(m): 4:16pm On Oct 24, 2021
All this flaunting is to what end if I may ask
Celebrities / Re: Queen Atang Shows Her Banging Body (Photos) by Kalubolt(m): 4:13pm On Oct 24, 2021
And the advert has begun
Romance / Re: Man Cries Uncontrollably After His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Video) by Kalubolt(m): 4:11pm On Oct 24, 2021
Nzuzu
Politics / Re: Prison Attack: Bandits Acting A Script, Protect South-west, Gani Adams Warns IGP by Kalubolt(m): 10:01pm On Oct 23, 2021
I am still wondering how this Gani Adam's came to be the Aare onakankanfo of Yoruba land

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Travel / Re: Woman On Attacked Kaduna-Abuja Train Returns To Same Seat (See Photo) by Kalubolt(m): 9:52pm On Oct 23, 2021
Sunday2021:
kill yourself!!
Even if it is 100 millions soldiers that guarded the train, how does that prevents your head from being flat?
You are always praying for bad news,no wonder you are full of frustration and hatred.
If you are not happy with the news go and lie down on the rail line.
Children of hate.
Why do you guys hate the truth? Simple question, will the common man also be afforded such security when traveling with the train
Travel / Re: Woman On Attacked Kaduna-Abuja Train Returns To Same Seat (See Photo) by Kalubolt(m): 9:41pm On Oct 23, 2021
TarOrfeeek:

OK

You did not mention the over 2,000 Army, DSS and NAF SF soldiers that escorted your train.

Mrs. Tambuwal will these security personnel also be deployed when Bashiru that sells Suya in Abuja wants to travel?

No.

So kindly rest. That rail track is very insecure.
Fact, shine shine Bobo for you
Celebrities / Re: Ugezu Ugezu Reacts To Tiwa Savage's Sex Tape by Kalubolt(m): 8:22pm On Oct 23, 2021
Yen yen yen everywhere
Celebrities / Re: Alexreports Welcomes Another Baby Boy by Kalubolt(m): 8:10pm On Oct 23, 2021
Lolz, one of my uncle used to say. If you marry a beautiful woman at home. Whether you sell or not, whether business go well or not, whether bad day at the office or not. You will always be happy going home
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Nse Ikpe-Etim 47th Birthday Party by Kalubolt(m): 7:40pm On Oct 23, 2021
Happy birthday to her. All I see is old mama youngie everywhere

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