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Politics › Re: Frequencies And Duration Of President Tinubu's Visits To France (Photo) by kalvoken(m): 5:59am On Apr 04, 2025
Nigerians should just be patient enough till those countries develop fast charger, only then will the old men in power spend less time abroad.
Politics › Re: Video From Shiites' Protest In Wuse, Abuja by kalvoken(m): 6:48pm On Mar 28, 2025
What a shame.
Crime › Re: I Abducted Late Reverend Father Okechukwu In Kaduna Because I Needed ₦‎200,000 by kalvoken(m): 6:44am On Mar 28, 2025
So what's the essence of withholding the names?
Politics › Re: Emergency Rule; Nigeria Back On A "Slippery Slope" - Wole Soyinka by kalvoken(m): 11:36am On Mar 25, 2025
I wonder what you people expected from this man, his conscience has been dollarised.
Politics › Re: Rabiu Kwankwaso Reacts To Declaration Of State Of Emergency In Rivers by kalvoken(m): 6:52am On Mar 21, 2025
Many people are yet to see the real tunubuh. Make una dey watch na.
Politics › Re: Omokri To El-Rufai: I’ll Buy You A First-Class Ticket If You Can Enter America by kalvoken(m): 5:59am On Feb 13, 2025
Fight between Akpi and Portable.

Politics › Re: Sowore: Your Bail Condition Is Illegal – Femi Falana Blasts Nigeria Police by kalvoken(m): 7:41am On Jan 28, 2025
IamANigerianMan:
Which brain? He must bring someone to surety him, FALANA does not read entire constitution before he make his assertion, tell me one case he has ever won?
When you grow up and mature to have your own child, would you be glad to show him/her your social media handle?
Do you think you will be a proid parent to do so?


Keep distance from topics that are beyond your ken, it will do you more good.
Politics › Re: Food Queue Stampedes Not Limited To Nigeria, Happened In US – Minister by kalvoken(m): 7:35am On Jan 01, 2025
😜
Politics › Re: Food Queue Stampedes Not Limited To Nigeria, Happened In US – Minister by kalvoken(m): 7:35am On Jan 01, 2025
How foolish can this person be?

When it comes to failure, we start competing with western countries, but speak of success anf they will tell you Nigeria can not be compared to these countries
Politics › Re: Police Deny Killing Hunger Protesters, Demand Amnesty’s Apology by kalvoken(m): 9:19am On Dec 23, 2024
They should hurry up and contract the western media so they can start laundering, sorry i mean RE-BRANDING our image abeg.

Tell us Nigerians that hunger is a thing of the past.

Petrol is now #145 per liter.

Bag of rice now #10,050.

Cement is now #1,950 to a bag.

10mm irom rod is now #720

Cost of electricity is now #30 per unit.

Cooking gas #250 per kg

Kerosene per liter is now #120

A bottle of beer now #150
😜 😜 😜 😜 😜

OMO Guys, we actually got what we ordered. I coild recall many Nigerians yearning for a very strong handed person at the helm of affairs, then buhari arrived
The rest na India movie.

As a civil servant, you gatz work for 6 weeks without taking out penny(not even t. Fare or feeding) for you to purchase a 38kg bag of rice.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Promises ECOWAS Protection For Mali, Niger, B’faso’s Citizens by kalvoken(m): 6:18pm On Dec 12, 2024
One of basket mouth's jokes
Car Talk › Re: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by kalvoken(m): 5:41pm On Nov 28, 2024
ChizzyBuna:
I love and respect my dad so much
He is old in age but he can still drive

The issue is anytime I'm driving him
Instead of him to relax
He will turn to Conductor every 2 seconds, sometimes he will shout that I'm speeding to fast but I'm not going past 60 kmph


Today I drove him to village and on the way he did the same shouting and telling me to look out for bumps.

This distracts me and makes me lose focus. Out of anger i shouted back at him to keep quiet and allow me drive.
That i have eyes and i can see the bumps

Now i told him that he should never enter my car or unless he will keep quiet and allow me concentrate on my driving.
No talking, he should keep it shut through out the whole journey.

Now he is feeling bad, did i do anything bad??
You better go ask the man for forgiveness, though I suspect this to be a fabricated story.

Always remember that he has come of age, thus, always tend to portray those children behaviors.

You don't know what you have until you loose him. Everyday I wish mine was still with me.

Never you take your parent(s) for joke.
Car Talk › Re: Was I Rude Banning My Father From Entering My Car? by kalvoken(m): 5:35pm On Nov 28, 2024
TheChameleon:
You are Igbo... so its expected. grin
You are so pathetic. Why such a bitter life?
Always ruining your life with tribalism
Politics › Re: Amnesty International: How Nigeria Police Killed 24 #endbadgovernance Protesters by kalvoken(m): 5:15pm On Nov 28, 2024
YeyeGbami:
How many security officers did these so called protesters killed and EAT As dem dey attack police formations, make police fold hands dey look shey?

Una dey protest dey go attack prisons, let’s try to be reasonable for once. Destroyed innocent people bizness, govt properties.

I condemn police brutality and extra judicial killings, but don’t expect the security agents to sitdown and watch so you can turn the country into Libya, sudan etc. No now.
*ATE*

😜 😜 😜 😜 😜
Foreign Affairs › Re: Suspects In Israeli Rabbi's Murder Are From Uzbekistan(photos) by kalvoken(m): 4:08pm On Nov 25, 2024
Mille:
I can basically see your numbers and names on your nairaland profile.

Think twice before threatening someone here. I no dey hear abeg and please sir from people mama whenever I decide to take action. Take that as a warning.
Lol, the guilty runneth when no one is chasing.

I put the number there myself, so feel free to call whenever you wish.

Also, don't bother, I'm no related to speed darlington, so my mum can't call na no one.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Suspects In Israeli Rabbi's Murder Are From Uzbekistan(photos) by kalvoken(m): 3:32pm On Nov 25, 2024
All you terrorist wannaies, una go meet una waterloo very very soon.

Most of the knifers or lone shooters, they all started just like you, yes you. Even the suicide bombers, they were takijg it to be fun like you are doing now, where are they today?

I dont aks you to change, continue.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Suspects In Israeli Rabbi's Murder Are From Uzbekistan(photos) by kalvoken(m): 3:30pm On Nov 25, 2024
Mille:
The man was an IDF soldier and mossad operative. Not a rabbit as claimed
Hand go touch you sooner than you can imagine.
Romance › Re: Soldier Catches Wife Cheating, Feeds Her And Her Lover Cake (Photos) by kalvoken(m): 5:43pm On Nov 23, 2024
I fear women every minute of the day.
Politics › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Buried In His Palatial Home In Nnewi (Pictures) by kalvoken(m): 6:39am On Nov 23, 2024
TheGoodisboy:
ALL the INFLUENCE and AFFLUENCE,

ALL in TOTALITY just ALL
Packed into that TINY BOX
and BURIED into a DIRTY soil, 😀😀😁😆😆😁

What A LIFE indeed!
If only Akpa abi O and his crew can sit back and reflect on the journey of life. They steal the food meant for us all, hide them for thier generations unborn, while watching us to starve to death.

Here we are, watching one of them, even with all he had stolen, he is no more, but we still dey with our hunger, breathing healthily.

Death does not look account balances or wads stored in the wardrobe.
Politics › Re: Benue State Governor Approves New Minimum Wage Of ₦‎75,000 For Workers by kalvoken(m): 9:16pm On Nov 20, 2024
JagabanBorgu:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
People who give aid to others don't çry about the price of a bag of rice, that's why u will never see me crying about how much is rice, how much is garri, how much is spaghetti, u can all afford everything and give to others but u are the ones crying about prices of everything, that's a huge irony.
It's obvious you are still a kid, under the parents care(if they are still together). You know nothing about life, keeep keeping on with your druggy lifestyle. I hope before you wake up, it won't be too late for you.
Politics › Re: Benue State Governor Approves New Minimum Wage Of ₦‎75,000 For Workers by kalvoken(m): 1:39pm On Nov 20, 2024
JagabanBorgu:
Seems everything u need to purchase in ur life is a bag of rice.
When rice was sold for #7000 per bag, not many people could afford it, today u all talk about bag of rice like u ever bought bag of rice when it was #7000.
This is the problem with your kind of person, you rate everyone with your situation of life.

Be it as it may, some problems will never be a problem to some set of people. Till date I still give aids to your kinds and your kindred, ut may come in form of food, school fees, or just something that's pressing to them at the time.

But you will never accept that there's a consequence to whatever decisions you make. Unless I no no sey you contributed to bring this evil upon yourself, I cant be of any help to you.
Politics › Re: Ndume Wants Uchenna, Ifeanyi Ubah’s Wife To Replace Her Husband In Senate by kalvoken(m): 10:26am On Nov 20, 2024
Imagine the caliber of people we have at the helm of affairs
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Picks Dr. Oz To Run Medicare And Medicaid by kalvoken(m): 8:03am On Nov 20, 2024
Dawn91:
He is putting round pegs in round holes.. he is smartly staying away from appointing politicians and instead appointing only professionals
So says a man from the underworld
Family › Re: Happy International Men's Day 2024 (Picture) by kalvoken(m): 3:57pm On Nov 19, 2024
Blessed is any man who never and doesn't support APC
Politics › Re: Benue State Governor Approves New Minimum Wage Of ₦‎75,000 For Workers by kalvoken(m): 10:05am On Nov 19, 2024
All na cruise.

What can one purchase with 70k? Not even a abg of rice. Yet we want to fight corruption.
Politics › Re: Rethink Reform Strategies, IMF Advises Nigeria by kalvoken(m): 9:56am On Nov 19, 2024
IMF is an IPOB organization. They are enemies of the country, Tinubu should arrest them all

-Yarimo a.K.a helinuee.

Hunger don send the famous vulture suya seller "MANNABBQGRILL" into hiding. grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:12am On Nov 19, 2024
ekineme:
Some tradition though!, I have read about this tradition in some villages that if a traditional married woman cheats and cook for the husband that the man will fall sick and if the necessary rites are not performed, he will die.

My question is what is the man offence?
Someone cheats and an innocent person dies, does it make sense? Before a lady will cheat on the husband she doesn't give a f**k what happens to the husband so it's an alternative to giving your husband a poison just that this time it's done by the gods
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
Romance › Re: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:12am On Nov 19, 2024
ekineme:
The tradition of the said village is that if a woman sleeps with anyone aside the husband, she shouldn't cook for the husband, any day the man eat the food prepared by the adulterous wife, he dies. This is the case here,
She cheated on the husband, went ahead and cooked for him, consequently the man died, she then continued with her adulterous life, and got caught.
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
Romance › Re: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:11am On Nov 19, 2024
spencekat:
All these wicked traditions.It should be the woman who suppose to face the consequences and not the man.
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
Romance › Re: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:10am On Nov 19, 2024
jerryunit48:
Scary tradition … why should the innocent husband be the one to pay for a crime he knew nothing about ? Well that is tradition
The man only suffers miserable sickness or die in some cases, IF HE IS AWARE THAT THE WIFE IS CHEATING AND REFUSES TO:
*SEND HER AWAY
*CONTINUES EATING MEAL MADE BY HER
*SHARE SAME BED TOGETHER (not even sex)
But, if he is not aware, it's the woman that will suffer madness, terrible sickness or death, unless she confesses.
Romance › Re: Man Caught With A Widow 2 Days After Husband's Burial In Nsukka, Paraded Naked by kalvoken(m): 7:03am On Nov 19, 2024
Sharpsharp00123:
That's a very useless n barbaric culture

Meaning if the husband n wife had issues n d wife wants to get back at d husband, then just cheat then cook for him n he's gone just like that

Stupid culture

That means your life is in d hands of your wife, she can kill u anytime she feels.

That's madness
Pipe low buddy, the person that wrote the story up there coukd not get the full gist.

The full gist is that "If the woman cheats and the HUSBAND IS AWARE, he will die if he should eat the food she prepared, or if they should share same bed together(not necessarily having sex but to sleep on same bed).

So, if the Husband is NOT AWARE, it's the woman that will run mad or suffer a death sentence kind if sickness, till she confesses and the a ritual is performed to cleanse her.

I hope you get the full gist now. Tho, some men become socweak and wouldn't kick the woman out, even when they finds out that she's cheating. thus, making them miserable and a living dead.
Celebrities › Re: P-square: Happy 43rd Birthday To Peter & Paul Okoye by kalvoken(m): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2024
Ebubu8:
Men turning 50s but still dey drag controversy for tiktok with 17 year old peller.

Even their kids are more mature than them.

People that should be diversifying into other fields of human endeavour wan die on top music with upcoming artists.

Talent and creativity often lies with young generation, better rest.
You yourself needs to grow up.

Just wish them well or not, and move on.

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