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Education / Re: I Finally Graduated From The University by Kamachicho(f): 10:25pm On Apr 17
Congratulations!!!
Many more celebrations in good health, love, joy and peace

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Politics / Re: Discos Struggle To Satisfy Band A Customers Over Gas Shortage by Kamachicho(f): 9:03pm On Apr 14
Kaycee9242:
But they didn't struggle to increase the tariffs, thank goodness am in band Z

You are lucky to get a band Z, over here we are bandless
Politics / Re: Borehole: Peter Obi Has Done More For The North Than Our Politicians - Sarki by Kamachicho(f): 10:20am On Apr 11
Delphi:
The infrastructure for the water project may not be very conspicuous and luscious but it has solved a problem which is provision of potable water to the people. Gigantic water project infrastructure DO NOT LAST. They are never durable and not maintenance-friendly. That is the reason many gigantic water infrastructure are not functional in Nigeria today.

Can't thank you enough for this. Provide infrastructure that is sustainable and maintenance friendly.
Food / Re: What our kids requested for as lunch at school and what they got as lunch. by Kamachicho(f): 4:23pm On Mar 21
Coolest mum of the year smiley

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Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by Kamachicho(f): 6:12pm On Mar 10
hedonido:


Where in the world does early 70s qualify as "mid life" ?

Men and women can both experience a midlife crisis, but it may look different for each. On average, most people experience one between the ages of 40 and 60 years old, but you may have it before or after those ages, as well.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://acendahealth.org/am-i-having-a-midlife-crisis-and-how-do-i-handle-it/%23:~:text%3DMen%2520and%2520women%2520can%2520both,after%2520those%2520ages%252C%2520as%2520well.&ved=2ahUKEwjAvOX7l-qEAxVYQUEAHeb7ApMQFnoECA8QBQ&usg=AOvVaw1yjD3dptIRDccxY1AEZD5N
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija And Her Husband, Modupe Separate After 30 Years Of Marriage by Kamachicho(f): 5:31pm On Mar 10
Mid life crisis.
Depression is real

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Family / Re: My Senior Colleague And His Wife's Messy Marital Life. Things Are Happening by Kamachicho(f): 11:58am On Mar 02
If the man is sure that the wife is truly playing away and planning to leave him and japa out of the country then he should allow her to go, I mean GO.

Let him not gree for anybody especially someone in the act of making his life miserable. If he could negotiate and take his children away from her influence, good!. I don't understand yeye selfishness in a marriage
Food / Re: Hardship: 5 Cheap Soups You Can Cook With N1000 In Nigeria by Kamachicho(f): 9:53pm On Mar 01
Okro soup

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Kamachicho(f): 9:12pm On Dec 13, 2023
Kamachicho:


Will surely try this juice. Love your creativity. Thumb's up
Akposy:


The cane juice was made with;
Sugar cane
Lemon
Orange
Pineapple
Ginger

Will surely try this juice. Love your creativity. Thumbs up

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Romance / Re: My Sister's Friend's Mouth Smells Like A Rotten Egg by Kamachicho(f): 8:22am On Nov 24, 2023
Let me share a story with you:

A young lady was told about her bad breath but she never knew the extent not until she went to church and sat close to their reverend during Bible study.

According to her, the reverend made a "noticeable / obvious move" as a result of her breath in the middle of the class that embarrassed her. She felt bad, left and stopped going to church.

It also helped her to realise the extent of her problem and seek solutions. The smell was coming from her stomach.

She is now on medication and building up her confidence but she has vowed never to return to her church because of the attitude of the Reverend to her medical problem.

Please, be careful what you say and how you pass your message across. The odour might be more than not brushing daily.
Thank you
Romance / Re: Two Love Birds Who Are Both AS by Kamachicho(f): 3:54pm On Nov 14, 2023
Adoption is an option
Romance / Re: My Astral Journey Into The Future. by Kamachicho(f): 8:34pm On Oct 28, 2023
Nazgul:
Did you check if Nigeria would still be in existence? 🥴

I laughed very hard at this question 😂

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Food / Re: What Does Osu Egusi Really Do In Egusi Soup? by Kamachicho(f): 6:21pm On Oct 27, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:


Bind how? You mean form lumps?

Yes

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Politics / Re: Fuel Hits N685/litre In North by Kamachicho(f): 10:31am On Oct 23, 2023
[quote author=Sergio103



Happy birthday to me kiss[/quote]

Many happy returns of the day

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Education / Re: I Made 4.38 CGPA And I'm So Happy... by Kamachicho(f): 12:02pm On Aug 15, 2023
Cooolme:


My target was actually first class, unfortunately I had some setbacks in the form of Carry-overs. So, you see?

Congrats to you dear.
I celebrate you and with you.
Politics / Re: Senators Received N2 Million 'token' Each, just before Akpabio's Gaffe - PT by Kamachicho(f): 4:04pm On Aug 11, 2023
A quick question, is this the first time they are giving the senators/representatives "money/prayer" before embarking on their vacation?

I will like to know.
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Your Experiences With Chinese Bosses As Nigerians by Kamachicho(f): 10:08am On Jun 30, 2023
[quote author=Unperturbedpota post=124117441][/quote]

You just described my former boss and his company. A Nigerian that believes in the Chinese model of slavery.

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Properties / Re: Can You Buy A House With A Grave? by Kamachicho(f): 7:04pm On Jun 25, 2023
I know of a property that was sold with four graves on it.

The landlord leased the land for 99years, built and had an agreement with the land owner.

He died in the 60s and his children couldn't honour the terms of agreement due to internal squabbles. The last payment on the lease was in 1976 till when the landowner( his children) came, sold the land to Deeper Life Church in the 90s and asked them to vacate the land.

The church took possession and
asked the children to remove the graves and skeletons were transferred to cemetery.

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Religion / Re: Sunday Mbang Is Dead (Methodist Prelate-emeritus Dies At 86) by Kamachicho(f): 6:19pm On May 17, 2023
Worthy is the Lamb!
Hallelujah!
May the Lord God Almighty give his family, friends, and the entire Methodist Church of Nigeria, the fortitude to bear the loss.
Worthy is the Lamb!

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Family / Re: I'm Officially An Orphan by Kamachicho(f): 1:26pm On Apr 05, 2023
Lanre, welcome to our club. You don't plan to be a member but it just happened. God is with us. You and your siblings will be alright

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Business / Re: Have You Ever Transferred Money To The Wrong Account? by Kamachicho(f): 5:23pm On Mar 30, 2023
I once had a neighbour whose Diamond bank account then was erroneously credited with N300,000. The Aunty danced and said that their pastor had prayed for them to experience "crazy alert" so it was an answered prayer.

The following Sunday, she went to their church and gave testimony with the Mummy pastor telling her to do freewill offering on the received "crazy alert". By the end of the week she had spent half of the money ( to eat another person money dey sweet).

The owner of the money got in touch with the help of the bank asking her to send the money back but Aunty no gree. After a while, she couldn't withdraw but could pay in and that was her main account.

She looked for the money and returned every Kobo and stopped attending the church because testimony don get k-leg.

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Crime / Re: Florence Enwerim Onyegbu, Convicted Nigerian Woman, Extradited To U.S by Kamachicho(f): 8:46am On Mar 25, 2023
Drealman20:


cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin

Senseless post
Politics / Re: Enugu: Echara Community Endorses Ugwuanyi For Senate, Other PDP Candidates by Kamachicho(f): 9:08am On Feb 14, 2023
chatinent:
Ugwuanyi?

You see what I always say? While we the Igbos .....are our own problems.

I quite agree with you
Politics / Re: Okey Ahiwe Emerges Abia PDP Governorship Candidate (See Votes) by Kamachicho(f): 7:16pm On Feb 04, 2023
Kennyfancy:
Anybody unah Elect, APC will never win that state, even if PDP pick me from another state self, I will still win

I would rather have an APC man in Abia State or any other party than PDP.

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Food / Re: Garri: The Most Underrated Food In Nigeria. by Kamachicho(f): 8:44pm On Feb 03, 2023
@FalseProphet1

The general overSEEr of Nairaland, you won't believe that I attended a funeral last November and our own garri was served with fried crab and fingerlings, sugar and water here in Lagos (Ilupeju).
It was a refreshment after the normal rice, different swallow and asaro☺️

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Food / Re: 5 Foods Nigerian And Ghanaians Have In Common by Kamachicho(f): 2:01pm On Jan 31, 2023
I believe that our own version of fufu (ours is from cassava) is different from theirs ( cocoyam, plantain flour prepared like amala)

My Ghanaian friends once invited me to theirs to eat "fufu" I was so happy going but was disappointed when I saw what they called fufu.

We also have eba in common but they add salt to their own ( I no fit chop am).

Rice and beans called "wache" ( not sure if it is zobo stick they add to the beans while cooking. And wait for it, they add garri to their wache for maximum enjoyment 😱

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Jokingly Said She Will Separate Me And My Brother When We Get Married by Kamachicho(f): 7:59am On Jan 26, 2023
This happened between my ex and I before I got married. He was threatened by my closeness to my siblings and one day he said " if we get married, I will definitely seperate you from your brothers". I asked him to repeat himself and he said he was only joking. I never saw the joke and I called it off. How can your plan be to destroy relationship(s) that has been?

Bros, use your tongue to count your teeth.

I

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Family / Re: Cutting Your Baby's Hair When He/she Clocks 1 Year by Kamachicho(f): 8:44pm On Jan 08, 2023
Ego2:
My niece is almost 5y/o and no one has touched her hair and nothing have or has happened.

My own daughter will be 10years old and no razor has touched her hair. And like someone said earlier it is our choice.
Food / Re: Foods You Don’t Like by Kamachicho(f): 10:25pm On Dec 15, 2022
Mine is boiled egg.
Family / Re: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by Kamachicho(f): 5:18pm On Oct 26, 2022
[quote author=Meektunz post=117869548]

My dear, you really tried and I know it must be difficult keeping this information to yourself. Let me share a real story with you.

There was a man that had three lovely girls and after a while the much celebrated boy child. And everyone was happy. The boy was almost through with his secondary education when his father died.

He was buried and after a while his family was called together for the reading of his will. Guess what? His boy was never his but he took up the responsibility of taking care of him since he was being called father. He told his siblings in the will that they should provide for the boy and he mentioned the name of the boy's biological father. That if the boy wants to stay in his family he could but with conditions, and if he would like to go to his father, he in his death has no objection. He is still living in the family ( answering his father's name that brought him up) till now and married. The family is very prominent and they have learn to live with their embarrassing mistake.

So my dear, I pray for wisdom to do right by your wife, your son, your daughter. Be a father to your son.
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Is In Abia To Commission The Osisioma Flyover. by Kamachicho(f): 5:43pm On Sep 05, 2022
chatinent:
It's a shame to Okezie and Abians.

Wike who built very numerous flyovers coming to commission one flyover built in over five years.

My dear brother, Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu, PhD no sabi the word nor the meaning.

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Crime / Re: Taiwo Oreagba, Naira Marley’s Former Lawyer Bags 2-Year Jail Term For Bribery by Kamachicho(f): 7:57am On Aug 28, 2022
Praxis758:
From a defense counsel to an imprisoned counsel.

That's My Cousin Vinny grin

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