MyVILLAGEpeople:

So this disaster of a governor has a PhD ? Lol

Powerful Highest Degree
Big name empty vessel

She's going through a post natal depression. She needs medical attention asap.

I am not a medical practitioner but the symptoms are so visible.

The egg bomb! Lol

Some few years back, I came home one evening and used the microwave to boil egg. I put enough water to cover the egg in a glass bowl, set it for 20 minutes and it came out well boiled.

About two days later, I attempted the same process but in my "sabinus" state I forgot to put enough water to cover the eggs (2). I set the timer for 20 minutes.

Some few minutes later I noticed smoke coming out of the microwave and rushed to open it and there was an explosion that missed my face by a whisker. It splashed everywhere giving me a racing heart. I got blisters on my left hand for my foolishness but thank God for gentian violet.

Experience na my teacher, I no dey do again

I registered my number last year July, got a slip to pick my NIN later but misplaced the slip.

With this app, will I be able to retrieve my NIN?

TheSourcerer:
To every Beautiful nairalander here
You are beautiful
You are where others want to be
You are fufiled
Please remember to smile ,its gets better ,you'll see. , This is for you buddy

Thanks The Sourcerer

FERNANDEZISBACK:
He either died from an underlying illness or a natural death... nothing spiritual there..

Not at all

flames007:
Cracked me up

Big time

AnonPoet:
*The Continuous Decline in Critical Thinking among Nigerian University Students and the Role of GenX*

https://www.myengineers.com.ng/2021/05/17/the-continuous-decline-in-critical-thinking-among-nigerian-university-students-and-the-role-of-genx/

God bless you

Uyi168:
...
only senseless people cheer for war..

We are all casualties.
War is bad.

ybalogs:
I need a big fat Amen

Lol
Which of the Samuels, is it first or second? Which verse? I prefer 1 Samuel 24:15.
I just dey laugh for this my corner

Let me share a story with us.

I used to have this elderly uncle who went out for his pension down the road and never came back. We started searching for him, went to the police and made annoucement on the local radio that he was missing. He was in Umuahia.

The following day by noon we received a call from Enugu that my uncle was found wandering about and agitated. My uncle had dementia but nobody paid much attention to it. He was "an old man and behaving like Old people" was what we were saying then. He was not able to hold conversation for long before "going off " yet we were dismissive. For that period he went missing we paid the price.

He took a bus going to Enugu, paid the fare and when he got to the park he was walking in circle. A kind gentleman (God bless you wherever you are) saw him, took him home and went through his bag and saw a cousin's number that he called. We went the following day to bring him home. He was traumatized.

Just like we found my uncle, your grandfather will come back home in Jesus name.

NB- when he is back home get someone to stroll with him or walk at a distance if he doesn't want to be treated like a child" . They can know their rights in a lovely way. He is coming back home.

Without Aso-ebi, without funfare, we shall get there.

Soludo, oya set pace for others to follow.
Ije oma!
Ya ga zie gi!
Udo!!

No light for more than three weeks in my area Onishon/ Kajola Lekki Epe Expressway.

No light in my area Bogije/ Elemoro for the past three weeks. Total blackout.

etokhana:

https://twitter.com/EKEDP/status/1503331278820679683?t=jVY9Lgk8kmTzGqofBa0NLw&s=19

EKO disco na wash. In my area since the beginning of this year they have been flashing lights and for over three weeks now, no light (Bogije area of Ajah). As in no flashing, it has been total darkness.

Discovered it in 2006, was a ghost reader. Officially register an account in 2012 but couldn't remember the log-in details . Continued in my ghost mode till early 2021.

Ppogbae:
It looks like a tracker placed by an ornithologist

I remember sometimes ago between 2011/2012 when my mother was still alive. I went home to visit her and it was reported in the community that Boko Haram had penetrated their community using this bird to spy on them. It had a ring with a tracker but my mama ( in her 80s with limited exposure) and her friends thought otherwise. See fear in the neighbourhood

I asked my mummy if she had seen the bird and she answered NO but it was what was trending in the community. I had a good laugh and I went on to educate her and many around on what had happened and the reasons for the tracker. Keep resting mama, you were just too funny.

Happy birthday to you.
May grace and peace from God locate you today and always.
Many happy returns

LeoDeKing:
Dat one dey.

After 8 years, Tinubu will handover to north.

The north will then rule for 8 years and handover to South South.

Nobody will give okoro.

My dear, what you have typed is the problem of Nigeria. We see attitude in our daily living. We take what belong to others unjustly. Remember God is not mocked. You cannot ask everyone to sign an agreement and then go behind to alter the so called agreement for reasons best known to you. Nigeria does not have two tribes but many. Learn to think fair and play fair. Let it go round.

Boiled egg.

pocohantas:


As long as it is old yam, I can finish 10 tubers.

Onwu na egbu Ji
Not only you my dear sister

Danjikanbauchi:
The ones he couldn't build as a governor or another one ?

Help me ask the op, abeg.
Yeye dey smell

Alhaji Atiku Abubakar

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[b]Foolish madman.
[/b]He thought the world would engage him in the brawl he was hoping for, but he got it all wrong.
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I quite agree with you

As it is the IG of Police is a ceremonial position in this country.

aribisala0:
Should the FG ban this project?

See question.

idahme:



How do they want to develop their LGA when they don't even live inside the state not to talk of the LGQ

With this new law hopefully they will learn to live within their LGA. I pray the law will stipulate the number of years one needs to live in a locality with evidence of living there before vying for any position therein. We will get there

Lucem Sequamur (Latin)
Let us follow the Light,

Mexyz:
I will applaud this administration for the 2nd Niger Bridge by the time they complete and inaugurate it.

Previous administrations actually played politics with that bridge.

I am looking forward to plying the bridge very soon by the grace of God, Amen. I do appreciate everyone that has been working together to make the bridge a reality.

Emecson:
The worst is abia state,

It is so sad.
The State capital is nothing to write home. The major streets and minor ones are now filled with potholes. No visible development in the capital.

Truly, from what I could see of Umuahia town, Dr. Victor Okezie Ikpeazu, PhD is vision-less, clue-less and care-less about his role. His ability to respond to the State as a governor is nothing to write home about.