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Jewessgratitud3:
Bind how? You mean form lumps?

Yes

[quote author=Sergio103



Happy birthday to me [/quote]Many happy returns of the day

Cooolme:
My target was actually first class, unfortunately I had some setbacks in the form of Carry-overs. So, you see?

Congrats to you dear.
I celebrate you and with you.

A quick question, is this the first time they are giving the senators/representatives "money/prayer" before embarking on their vacation?

I will like to know.
Thanks

[quote author=Unperturbedpota post=124117441][/quote]You just described my former boss and his company. A Nigerian that believes in the Chinese model of slavery.

I know of a property that was sold with four graves on it.

The landlord leased the land for 99years, built and had an agreement with the land owner.

He died in the 60s and his children couldn't honour the terms of agreement due to internal squabbles. The last payment on the lease was in 1976 till when the landowner( his children) came, sold the land to Deeper Life Church in the 90s and asked them to vacate the land.

The church took possession and
asked the children to remove the graves and skeletons were transferred to cemetery.

Worthy is the Lamb!
Hallelujah!
May the Lord God Almighty give his family, friends, and the entire Methodist Church of Nigeria, the fortitude to bear the loss.
Worthy is the Lamb!

Lanre, welcome to our club. You don't plan to be a member but it just happened. God is with us. You and your siblings will be alright

I once had a neighbour whose Diamond bank account then was erroneously credited with N300,000. The Aunty danced and said that their pastor had prayed for them to experience "crazy alert" so it was an answered prayer.

The following Sunday, she went to their church and gave testimony with the Mummy pastor telling her to do freewill offering on the received "crazy alert". By the end of the week she had spent half of the money ( to eat another person money dey sweet).

The owner of the money got in touch with the help of the bank asking her to send the money back but Aunty no gree. After a while, she couldn't withdraw but could pay in and that was her main account.

She looked for the money and returned every Kobo and stopped attending the church because testimony don get k-leg.

Drealman20:

Senseless post

chatinent:
Ugwuanyi?

You see what I always say? While we the Igbos .....are our own problems.

I quite agree with you

Kennyfancy:
Anybody unah Elect, APC will never win that state, even if PDP pick me from another state self, I will still win

I would rather have an APC man in Abia State or any other party than PDP.

@FalseProphet1

The general overSEEr of Nairaland, you won't believe that I attended a funeral last November and our own garri was served with fried crab and fingerlings, sugar and water here in Lagos (Ilupeju).
It was a refreshment after the normal rice, different swallow and asaro☺️

I believe that our own version of fufu (ours is from cassava) is different from theirs ( cocoyam, plantain flour prepared like amala)

My Ghanaian friends once invited me to theirs to eat "fufu" I was so happy going but was disappointed when I saw what they called fufu.

We also have eba in common but they add salt to their own ( I no fit chop am).

Rice and beans called "wache" ( not sure if it is zobo stick they add to the beans while cooking. And wait for it, they add garri to their wache for maximum enjoyment 😱

This happened between my ex and I before I got married. He was threatened by my closeness to my siblings and one day he said " if we get married, I will definitely seperate you from your brothers". I asked him to repeat himself and he said he was only joking. I never saw the joke and I called it off. How can your plan be to destroy relationship(s) that has been?

Bros, use your tongue to count your teeth.

I

Ego2:
My niece is almost 5y/o and no one has touched her hair and nothing have or has happened.

My own daughter will be 10years old and no razor has touched her hair. And like someone said earlier it is our choice.

Mine is boiled egg.

[quote author=Meektunz post=117869548]My dear, you really tried and I know it must be difficult keeping this information to yourself. Let me share a real story with you.

There was a man that had three lovely girls and after a while the much celebrated boy child. And everyone was happy. The boy was almost through with his secondary education when his father died.

He was buried and after a while his family was called together for the reading of his will. Guess what? His boy was never his but he took up the responsibility of taking care of him since he was being called father. He told his siblings in the will that they should provide for the boy and he mentioned the name of the boy's biological father. That if the boy wants to stay in his family he could but with conditions, and if he would like to go to his father, he in his death has no objection. He is still living in the family ( answering his father's name that brought him up) till now and married. The family is very prominent and they have learn to live with their embarrassing mistake.

So my dear, I pray for wisdom to do right by your wife, your son, your daughter. Be a father to your son.

chatinent:
It's a shame to Okezie and Abians.

Wike who built very numerous flyovers coming to commission one flyover built in over five years.

My dear brother, Dr. Okezie Ikpeazu, PhD no sabi the word nor the meaning.

Praxis758:
From a defense counsel to an imprisoned counsel.

That's My Cousin Vinny

MyVILLAGEpeople:

So this disaster of a governor has a PhD ? Lol

Powerful Highest Degree
Big name empty vessel

She's going through a post natal depression. She needs medical attention asap.

I am not a medical practitioner but the symptoms are so visible.

The egg bomb! Lol

Some few years back, I came home one evening and used the microwave to boil egg. I put enough water to cover the egg in a glass bowl, set it for 20 minutes and it came out well boiled.

About two days later, I attempted the same process but in my "sabinus" state I forgot to put enough water to cover the eggs (2). I set the timer for 20 minutes.

Some few minutes later I noticed smoke coming out of the microwave and rushed to open it and there was an explosion that missed my face by a whisker. It splashed everywhere giving me a racing heart. I got blisters on my left hand for my foolishness but thank God for gentian violet.

Experience na my teacher, I no dey do again

I registered my number last year July, got a slip to pick my NIN later but misplaced the slip.

With this app, will I be able to retrieve my NIN?

TheSourcerer:
To every Beautiful nairalander here
You are beautiful
You are where others want to be
You are fufiled
Please remember to smile ,its gets better ,you'll see. , This is for you buddy

Thanks The Sourcerer

FERNANDEZISBACK:
He either died from an underlying illness or a natural death... nothing spiritual there..

Not at all

flames007:
Cracked me up

Big time

AnonPoet:
*The Continuous Decline in Critical Thinking among Nigerian University Students and the Role of GenX*

https://www.myengineers.com.ng/2021/05/17/the-continuous-decline-in-critical-thinking-among-nigerian-university-students-and-the-role-of-genx/

God bless you

Uyi168:
...
only senseless people cheer for war..

We are all casualties.
War is bad.

ybalogs:
I need a big fat Amen

Lol
Which of the Samuels, is it first or second? Which verse? I prefer 1 Samuel 24:15.
I just dey laugh for this my corner

Let me share a story with us.

I used to have this elderly uncle who went out for his pension down the road and never came back. We started searching for him, went to the police and made annoucement on the local radio that he was missing. He was in Umuahia.

The following day by noon we received a call from Enugu that my uncle was found wandering about and agitated. My uncle had dementia but nobody paid much attention to it. He was "an old man and behaving like Old people" was what we were saying then. He was not able to hold conversation for long before "going off " yet we were dismissive. For that period he went missing we paid the price.

He took a bus going to Enugu, paid the fare and when he got to the park he was walking in circle. A kind gentleman (God bless you wherever you are) saw him, took him home and went through his bag and saw a cousin's number that he called. We went the following day to bring him home. He was traumatized.

Just like we found my uncle, your grandfather will come back home in Jesus name.

NB- when he is back home get someone to stroll with him or walk at a distance if he doesn't want to be treated like a child" . They can know their rights in a lovely way. He is coming back home.