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Awwh! Me I like to celebrate bdays oo so instead of you going stripclub I go send you my strip vids.

Happy birthday Ileke!! Hope you've had a breakfast in bed this morning.

How does it feel being 41? wishing you a long and prosperous life.

What are you doing for it?

ademiller: dumbo I'm a lady duh

She knows you're a lady but she's trying to say you look like a transexua.l.

Jenams: oh shut it! Am sure u r between 20-23! Girls of dis age r so arrogant n disrespecful! I try to avoid them as much as possible. Dis ur idea abt doin chores for ur man will delay ur marriage, u wan bet am?

You shut up! I guess you did not have a mother growing up.

miss20: @idowu...I dunno y sumhow I feel I shuld apologise to u so my apologies plzzz.its nt nice making enemies with pple u don't knw.bt u sure r very insultive though.wateva sha

You dey apologise because she don do juju for your head. That girl na yabaleft patient. Nobody messes with people like that.

Omo, see pink lips. I want one.

50calibre: This sellout of a girl, she now dates only white men.

See how archaic she looks in secondary school, now she looks hot, something not common among girls. I remember my secondary school girls that were hot then, now they all look ugly and haggard while the guys now look fresh to death.

Na wa for you oo. So what if she dates a white man? Maybe black men were not dating her.

binger: Don't worry,i'll give u one b4 u go to bed.
Btw,u think goodnight kisses are so good? Try morning kisses.

Lol morning kissing? Chew gum first abeg.

190:
u better be careful around that hoompa loompa called binger
he does nothing but seat on nairaland all day looking for women

And what exactly do you do on here?
You dey here dey smell women's wrappers.

binger: Wow! Are u 4 real? Not good,dear.
Are u able to kiss a guy with such ajoife?

Dem nor wan kiss me nah and me I like my goodnight kiss.

190: Use superglue works wonders

Lmao, you nor well.

190:
well then maybe you've not met a man like me
u better swallow that your feminine pride and start blending his tomatoes and washing his clothes

so he can consider you

I have blended many tomatoes In my grandmother's house sotay I tire. I nor want.

2buff: Please do tell? What lesson did you learn Kandii dear?
Are you saying you were once......a learner?

Lol, everyone was once a learner nau.

binger: awww...i see. You don't have them now,do you?

You don't know the trouble I go through everynight. If I leave it without using retainers on it then my teeth will just go awol. What to do but either use retainers or tie my teeth with floss everynight. Not a pretty sight.

190:
Ure obviously on crack tonight!!

we would buy you weaves for you to labour your ar-se daily in our homes
for the respective days/months/years till we decide to either kick u out or shove a ring on it

Me, kandii? Labour my azz for a man? Even on top of brazilian? I never learnt my lesson that's why.

190:

and why shouldnt she do the chores for her man!!
do you know how many other women out there are DYING to do those chores

Kmt, if she cant do it, then make she carry her body go one side and let those girls
who are ready to WORK and KEEP A MAN WORK and KEEP A MAN

Ladies take your MAN for granted! and another woman declares him WANTED

What work do you do to keep a woman? Sometimes, I just feel like men just chat shyt from there azzes. Do you know how many men are willing to buy brazilian hair for the lady? Abegi!

@binger, lmao, I had braces.

2buff: Yeah gap-teeth is pretty hawt on chicks. I dunno why.

How have you been? I didn't even see your breaklight on this thread.

Lol@breaklight. I've been good oo by the grace of God? How's you?

I know right, I sometimes regret closing it.

Maya2pretty: I'l rather single-handedly prepare a full goat

I love you gap teeth. I had one once but don't know where it went.

190:

You this girl again
wetin concern weave with girlfriend

Wetin concern chores with girlfriend? Or would you come to my house and hoover for me?

190:
about 500quid/pounds for 24 inches
why

Wetin? Your chinese seller has been cheating you.

190:
Huh?

what you say?

well IMO any lady that cant do my complete A-Z house chores should
kindly exit the DOOR and let who's willing to Handle my upkeep for me come in-

ladies are too numerous abeg

I cant shout

Do you even know how much brazilian weave is?