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[quote author=fukcwitme ]Damn, the boyfriend has kept me busy these past two days...I've barely been able to contribute on Nairaland. I've missed ya'll Anyways ugh, why is it sooo effing dead in here, what is happening?[/quote]We miss you more.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Kandii, are you musulumi?


@CFCFan

Thanks luff[/quote]I try.

CFCfan: I think its a Middle-Eastern delicacy.

Lool, I really like u sha!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]What is halal?[/quote]You know how kosher is to jews? That's how halal is to muslim. You have to pray over the animal, kill it in a certain way etc.

2legit2qwt: Do you want some sausage

I only eat halal.

Theben(m), ogugua88(f), teeo(m), Colour ME, wingman(m), omo_to_dun(m), figgy, 2fine2fast(m), freecocoa(f), Ileke-IdI, Goldieluks(f), 2legit2qwt, kandiikane and 8 guest(s)
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I see you. I hope you didn't get beats from your husband today.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Well off to cook. Y'all enjoy for the time being.[/quote]Bye bye.

*goes under the sink*

Now, which bleaching agent should I use for goldie's bacterial vaginosis? Domestos or tesco's very own, extra stong?

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I'm also a student nau. Okay, we'll split the money. I pay .10, you .90 of the price.
Rich girl Just twerk those lips and shake that buns at the delivery guy [/quote]LmfaoOoooooooo! LOOOL

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I could order food, but it will take another 45 mins. Lawddd!!

*Puts indomine on the stove*[/quote]atleast you can order.

My own=shyty student life.

2legit2qwt: what if i flash my b@0bs?

What will she get out of that?

Flash the thing in your boxers so she can sleep well.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Ayam hungry. What's this thread about again?[/quote]You know when you are sooooooo hungry you feel the pain in your chest? That's how it is for me right now.

Goldieluks:
Me too. Before kandii spreads her green disease on this beautiful thread. Ciao NL.

Lmao wtf! Stop staring at your punni joor!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]What is going on here?

I feel like I need to run away from this thread.[/quote]Don't. Let me sleep off first.

Goldieluks:
Cat?? I hate Cats.
Kandii I can understand your position. Granny and cats things.

Ahaha, ileke abeg help oo. See, how this old woman dey call me grannie? Someone who constantly smells of piss due to old age? Someone whose womb has turned to dust? Imagine!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]ewwww lol wha da[/quote]Lmfaoo! Na my pussi na.

Big girl things.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Kandii, is the green thing a cat? or a dog?[/quote]Cat.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Was that his name? [/quote]Lool, no idowu=idowugbo.

CFCfan: @Livialives: Hello, I dey covet your vote. Your life go be 'livia'.

#teamCFCfan#

livialives: #LucenZo

LOL!

2legit2qwt: Lol what happened ice cream kandii?

Lol I thought the thread was dying.

Regarding the yacht, I only use my mouth for food and on idowu.

Goldieluks:
Naaa....I can clearly see a green fugus on your profile. I believe Ileke can testify to that.





2Legit you have to bribe me first.

Again, Stop staring at your punni!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]LOL Do yours come with stones ni[/quote]LOL!

2legit2qwt: Kandii don't make me come over there tonight on my motorcycle o, i love those fun things

Goldieluks

Vote for CFCfan and i'll take care of the packs

Motorcycle? how can motorcycle cross water? You need a boat.

Goldieluks:
Pu*** what??
Is that the green stuff I can see on your profile?

Lmaoo, na you're mistakening it for yours.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]What's the secret? Please do tell Goldie. Her her own are like grapes on a vine[/quote]Lmfaooo! I know, na. Old granny things.

2legit2qwt: @kandiii's profile

Those lips, i can imagine what they can do to

No, no, no!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Lol Kandii is it true, do they touch the floor?[/quote]Lmfaoo, I knew you would say something like this. Naaah, they reach up to the sky. They are that perky.

dammytex: So, why didn't it occur to me that you could be this pretty.
I'm sorry for mis-thinking.

Awwh! Stop it.

Heey, this is not about my lips but the men's 6packs.

P.s, if you finish staring at the lips, take a look at my pussi, it's on there.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]lol

Kandii is 5'1 nau[/quote]Lol, if I'm 5'1, you're 3'9.

Goldieluks: Kandikanne who is that on your profile? Mehnn da lip looks botoxified and very huge.

No offienses abeg.

Lmaoooo! Ofcourse you did. I know you.

Well, when God created me, he gave me the lips of all the siblings I never had.

dayokanu: You see me? I thot I was invisible

These guys look short

So I vote kandikaane

LOL! Your blokus!