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Oahray: You for wait make she profess undying love for me first na

Tufiakia!
[quote author=Ileke-IdI]kandii



that has to be 2legit[/quote]She said it isn't.

Redmosquito: can ur phone handle the heat?

It's can't ooo. Infact, my phone is too small for it. Na, just one of the packs I dey see.

If na shymexx, I swear to Gawd, we are over!!

So, is it red mosquito.


*puts picture as phone's wallpaper*

Idowuogbo: Lmfaoo!! No b am o! U got punked! U wuss!!

Lmaooo, I swear I hate you! Lmaoo

Idowuogbo: Lmfaooo!!!!

U go baby boy! Claim it! Own it!!

Phucker!

Oahray: Ok... Thanks.
*turning to face kandii*

I had a feeling it was you!

I was going to guess but I said naah let me leave it.

Idowuogbo:

Mystery guy, u copy dat? My job is done!

Oya follow up Biko!

Idowu, I don't like this oo. Is it mynd?

Opps.

tellwsdom: How far??..you know come again??

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Na you be this?

Idowuogbo: Yes u do! He wants to beat u.

He wants u real baddd mami!

Lol, arrrgh! I won't mind him beating me as long as it's on a bed. But stop this riddles and tell me, na. Ok, message me.

Idowu, modify your post and removed my email abeg, don't want to leave too long before I get spams ask me to help a dying child.

Idowuogbo: Fresh dude, me first oo!!!

Tell me who that persin be joor! Na saga?

Idowuogbo: Wrong!!! U only got one life line left? u wanna phone a friend?

Damn! Do I really know the person? Is he an enemy of mine or a friend?

tellwsdom: Who wants to see me once more??

If it's not your face, PHUCK OFF!

freshdude: my pics are taken with a Kodak digital camera, been trying to change my default pics but is not working cause it says the file is too large. so that leaves me perplexed on how the females were able to upload high quality pics for their own contest.

Send me your photos and I will upload them for you. I'm going to be emailing all contestants anyways so if anything message me via

Idowuogbo: U defo no dat nigga!

Guess!

Argh! The suspense is killing me! Legit, ekt? Whoooooooo! I want to campaign for that body!

Oahray: Do you have a conscience at all? Dnt you want to wipe out ugliness fron the world?
If you marry me, our kids would have a head like I do and be cute like the rest of your body.
Wouldnt that be cute?
*marching around with a 'save the future of mankind, marry me' banner*

That's why I said beautiful people should marry beautiful people so there will be less ugly people.

Sorry, I cannot marry you!

Idowuogbo: Kandi, he wants u as his campaign manager.

See below!

Wheeey! Who is THAT!

peroskyeze: kandiikane e b lyk say na u dey organize dis tin. u fit b my campagne manager?

Sorry, I have too many clients already, next time.

[quote author=E_KARO]kandikane?[/quote]Click on my profile and find the link to email me.

Oahray: it still makes you ugly. Pls marry me. Its our destiny.

In your dreams but in reality, nope.

Ugly things marry ugly things so please go find your fellow ugly thing to marry.

Beautiful people like me, marry beautiful people.

Oahray: Wait eee. Its your word against mine. We'd get to the beauty part after we'v confirmed that you do have a head.
Pics pls...

*face palm*

I am headless.

Idowuogbo: Bish,don't u dare liv me hanging.

Bebe, I am not oo. I just want you to clarify, that's all.

Oahray: If that is my destiny, then I'v found my wife. Will you marry me? *eager expectation*

Aha, I'm sorry, I am too beautiful for you to marry. But there's loads of them in the nomination round, look them up.

Mr I-am-destined-to-marry-an-ugly-woman, why you dey make fun of God's creation?

In fact, I wan see your pic so I go konk your head.

Idowuogbo: Cc me

Heh? Abeg, if na code I don't understand.

[quote author=E_KARO]Looking 4 a manager.nd please what is kandikame's email again?[/quote]Pm me.

peroskyeze: who wan be my manager? I want the best ooo no b wowo manager, I wan win this thing

HOLY SHYT!!!

Tashamania: I dont think all kinda pixs should be allowed to be uploaded on NL.
This is way too disgusting!

Yeah, right! It's probably going to be on your mind tonight.

freshdude: be rest assured that my pics will not only turn u on, it will leave u forever thirsty..

That's perfect! Show me a preview first before I take on as a client.

[quote author=fukcwitme ]That dikc looks disgusting, not attractive in the least bit[/quote]It's phototshopped. That's a horse dikc.

Odinaka00: Chai! All ma packs re gone o, see wetin too much food nd water dey cause

You look like you've got a tight azz. I like, looks soo nice in them shots. All I need now is a back shot but without the shorts.

freshdude: ok.!! i nominate ma self, first i will need a campaign manager before this cyber gangs will sideline me. saw what happened in the girls contest.

I can only be your campaign manager if your pictures turn me one.

SpicyMimi: I saw the thread, and he got the highest votes then...how come you did nothing about that? So defo, if he ws real..even u wudnt ve stoppd him from winning, it is as simple as that.

And you want to know why he had the highest votes? RIGGING!

SpicyMimi: Please and please! Do not post hugley pictures here, cause i cant afford to waste my MB on those annoying pictures. Its such a pirry that London2lasgidi doesnt exist i wud ve considered him d winner...bt we never can tell sha....
And ermm...evn though u get muscles and u wor wor no post am abeg! Biko!!!

Shattap jor! Lasgidi for where? Even if he was real he will not be a winner as long as I'm here. When we've got big black handsome men on here, you want someone who can be my b!tch to win? You well so?