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Idowuogbo: Shattap!! Y u specifically pick Amya? I sabi d codes die! So pls pack b4 hia scatter. Na craze dey cure craze o!

Hm, you dey try me oo.

*takes knife and sharpens log*

Idowuogbo: U stfu! Come u dey craze? Y d gang up on mi home gals

Kandi, oya breathe... I don land!

Amya, how far?

Tasha, wassup!

Idowu, if you don't mind yourself, na log ah go take shove up your nyash.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Cool down babe[/quote]I'm chilled. .just playing.


*continues sipping my sorrel drink*

[quote author=fukcwitme ]I like you lol. You remind me of myself in a way[/quote]I like you too. I like pretty girls

Amya: Why are some people getting worked up over an 'online' pageant that's is just for jokes.

Abil, just lost respect in your whole suggestion that people change their vote because you were losing without any hope of redemption.

Sweetlemon you wanting to withdraw from the contest because you were losing just goes to show you don't have competitive spirit in you. You are pretty, but too desperate to win this thing by all means possible. Cheer up! Miss nairaland is not the end of the world

Shut the phuck! She didn't try to withdraw because she was losing, she was annoyed because people were chatting shyt about what she was wear. Do you get it now?

Du.mb bytches!

B!!tches, this is why I don't phuck with them(well, apart from the occassional sticks I phuck them with), soo bitchy and catty.

Redmosquito: The guy genes no bad reach that one na

You sure because acuks beauty for her alone. It's not genetic.

Emmy9ite: Achuckwunet rocks. She is just too pretty. Can't imagine how our kids will look like.

I can. U-G-L-Y

BoboYekini: annnd?...you have no point, mr i-must-marry-an-ugly-babe
say no to child abuse!

You caught on, didn't you?

@redmossy shattap!
[quote author=Mynd_44]Kandi won't give you kpomo tonight[/quote]You dey mind am. He'll starve for a month.

davidylan: cynderella is naturally beautiful. No extras needed to make her look good. she wins hands down. Achukwunet a close second. Sweetlemon... huh? What do others see in her?

A beauty the others don't have.

You dey vex me oo.

DailyNews: If by any means, Sweetlemon fails not to win this crown, then I wouldn't be surprised that nairalanders voted out of pity to make other contestants feel belonged/beautiful because sweetlemon beat every other contestant from the onset hands down!


The girl is awesomely beautiful in a homely way


She wasn't trying to please anyone by snapping pics in a fake glossy background, she snapped in natural backgrounds with no supporting background effects.


In fact, sweetlemon, all eyes already have it that you are simply the most beautiful girl on nairaland so far...I am so amazed and surprised cos you really gave your competitors a huge gap, gosh!


You are amazing dear...keep flying like Apollo rocket!

Correct but I go bite tongue because na my baby

Redmosquito: [size=14pt]ALL OF YOU SHOUTING SWEET AND MATURE
DONT YOU KNOW CUCUMBER IS SWEETEST WHEN YOUNG?[/size]

Tell that to the judge and prosecutor.

P.s what's kpakus?

davidylan: where are the contestants? The ones on the front page (with the exception of cinderella and achukwunet) dont look like serious contestants.

My husband how dare you?! You nor see sweetlemon?

Theben: So all this while, oga dailynews was really crushing on a guy. #faceless forum bedt gan

Trust no one.

chronique: Just in case you guys havent noticed: Achukwunet is not here,sweetlemon aint here too. Dem don go dress,dey prepare to go dance alingo n kukere for club this night. These babes are ballin n u guys are busy burnin data,readin over 70pages of God knows what.
@ organisers: just in case u guys havent noticed,d no of pple viewin this thread has been dwindling. Today na friday,9pm don pass;guess u know d rest. Lock d damn thread n count d votes n lets get this isht wrapped up. In d multitude of words,foolish talk abounds. Before it gets sour,let's wrap it up!

Lmaooo!

We have no life!

Agrika: Sweetlemon, she looks kim kardashian and michelle Obama @ d same time

Abeg remove michelle for there.

You're mistaking her with it'smodella

[quote author=fukcwitme ]Not a LovePeddler. Had a fukc buddy but not anymore. Im happy wit being a single independent woman that dont gotta worry about a man. A relationship dont mean happiness. All im sayin is you dont gotta b in a relationship 2 get laid.[/quote]I'm just messing with you. I can tell you from experience I was at my happiest when I was single.

@fukwithme, no but you need your azz tapped atleast twice a day, nuh?

Oahray: If you sleep now, it would happen as quick as you want. You could even decide the margin. Dnt you know you can determine what happens in your dreams?

Haha! Funny.
[quote author=pearl~hapi]That makes you happy? She asked you?

Sexkillz na, I wan log off. I need sleep. Help me unban her abeg.[/quote]Yes, it makes me happy. No, she didn't but I wanted to.

[quote author=liaslo++]no need to chop, d contest itself na food[/quote]If I rely on just this, I will die before this competition ends and I want to see the crowning of my baby sweetlemon.

Livialives pearl/legit is a transvestite.

Abeg, mek I go chop.

[quote author=Duke_Nija] Why won't u understand??[/quote]I'm glad you understand what I understood.

bennyraz: i had to show my friend this and he said u're crazy Abeg, sk.. Keep onila from this thread o! Before it turns into a virginity contest..

Team sweetlemon! Yes!

Aha, I'm not oo. My mama had me tested(sheldon, big bang theory)

Naturally beautiful? Fick that talk jooor! Sweetlemon is heavenly beautiful. You cant handle it that's why you didn't vote for her.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Drop this one jorh. Let's disappear together[/quote]Idowu, you see this? I'm scared oo, please ask mynd wetin him want from him.

Onila, I still want to finger you azz with a stick. Tell me when you're ready, ok darling?

[quote author=Mynd_44]I want to kiss you and do things that are only for for the sexuality section[/quote]Have you eaten? I think you're feeling abit delirious.

[quote author=Eazee-e]SWEETLEMON is d answer considering my experience on women matters[/quote]I understand completely!