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slimyem: ...get ready to puke a lot!

Naaw, I'm sure debo will look beautiful in thongs.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]I want to switch my vote from beckyomas to livalives.

Y'all can't just switch pictures on peeps like that.[/quote]Don't.

vivian chinaza: Lola, so u actually want me to prove to you that my legs are straight?

Don't mind her. It's because you have thick thighs that's why they look bent.

[quote author=lola.luv]We know na! Na this Keri style you snap! And it requires 'bendage' at the knees!

To confess to you, I also want to take one. And that is why that pic is saved on my lappy! [/quote]Lmaoo!

caseless: u are beautiful as are *sings OJB's song to her*

I know.

The reason sweetlemon wants to do an I.Q video is because she feels like a piece of meat. She wants to show there is brains behind such heavenly beauty.

...But no videos, please. I've just realised it won't be easy uploading them and getting a url for them. Time is not on our side. We still have the men's pageant to do and I want to see MEN in THONGs.

Sweetlemon, I hope you've received my email oo.

Oh, my!! Sexkillz, did you just get threatened?

Ohhhhhhh!

[quote author=lola.luv]Let me see your pic to confirm!

#tapping toe, waiting patiently![/quote]It's not noticeable. I've learnt to hide it.

[quote author=lola.luv]@Vivian Chinaza

You got a mean, bad shape! Why you come bend-bend ya leg like that na? [/quote]I believe she get knock knees like myself.

Florena: no mind ham jare, hw person go dey wey e no go get yansh................(even if na small):p

There are many people without nyash. You can even skate where the nyash should be.

stillwater: Lovely pictures. Proves Nairaland girls are finer than NL men.

Sweetlemon
Abil
Livialives
Achukwunet
Jenny20

Kandikane was right. I saw beckyomas pics yesterday, and I thought 'she tried'. But now, not so much.

You dey mind them. They are here bullshyting about how these photos are better.

Bullshyters!

[quote author=blaise26.abj]hey stop am if na play. bikini for sittingroom carpet . Abi na photoshop put am there? These days sef person dey confuse [/quote]Wait, you expect her to go all the way to the beach to take a bikini photo just for this contest? What if the beach is in another city. Come on, jor!

Florena: if person no get yansh nko, make e go die?, i beg comot joo or else........

Awwh, baby nor vex. Na joke. You get nyash.

Oahray: she isnt contesting anymore, remember? That makes you even more involved that she is.
I dare you to put your pic. If you fine pass florena, make sexkillz ban me for the whole of January 2013.

No need. She fine pass me.

[quote author=ekt_bear]Can someone please communicate to my brother SAFO that nobody wears jheri curls anymore

That stuff died in the 80s, didn't it?

All the oil in jheri curls would give me pimples[/quote]I remember in the 90s when my mum use to go to the salon to get her jheri curls. *sighs* Those were the good old days.

Oahray: make we hia word jor. U wey no gree put pic for ur profile. Even d one wey dey ur interview, dem cut the head comot like ur sagamu paddy own.
E geh y u no dey gree show ur face.

Lol, me face too precious so have to hide it so dem nor go jujufy am. But this is not about me but the contestants.

[quote author=blaise26.abj]i wan vote o

chai chai[/quote]Vote sweetlemon

Florena, baby, can you send kandii a video of you stripping. I know you don't have nyash so will save you the hassle of shaking your bones.

rokiatu: Hmmm even if I was to get Trey Songz as a reward I wouldn't lol so

Awwwwwwwh!

Rokiatu, I think you should do it. I want to see whether sexkillz will keep to his words.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If she does that, I'll resign from Nairaland. . . Forever.
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Lool, why? You nor wan see each booty bounce?

Rokiatu, we need a twerking video. I want to see you in splits twerking on the floor.

slimyem:

....like y'all won't accept the videos and watch gladly if the girls obliged...

Well, if they obliged with the joke, why shouldn't they watch it gladly?

Sweetlemon, you dey vex me oo. All these lecture notes?

Just don't show your face in the camera but put a cardboard saying sweetlemon or kandiikane so we'll know it's genuine.

lalaosky: gbam...well said...EOD

Shattap, acting as if you won't enjoy the vids.

@ohray, wetin you want mek we wait until everything finish before counting starts?

Dopefiend: How do dey correlate?

U tryna diss his face was completely understood though out of context.

Sorry for derailing. Let d fun continue

Awwh, damn! I can now understand why your brain got all fuggled up. You see, his comment was also referring to a previous argument we had. There is no such thing as out of context in there because you can diss anyone with anything even if it's not on the same subject matter. I hope this cleared your brain up.

People chat so much shyt, it's unbelievable

Sweetlemon: Pls no vex o! I just don't think it's necessary shaking my booty here. The swim suit is the best I can do. I can uplaod a video of myself answering questions but NOT shaking my a.s.s
Sorry

You don't have to shake your nyash, just move your body and like touch yourself,I don't know. Something sexy.

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Sweetlemon: Hell to da No!

I tried.

Dopefiend: I actually tot u were beta dan dis, smh. I try as much as possible to avoid e-fights, what not(esp wit ladies). So amma let dis slide. Let d voting continue yo. Peace

You've lost me. If you cannot use your brain to decode what I meant by "is your face a bitter pill for people" then I cannot help you.

Impotent men and their big talk. Psssh!

Sagamite: I empathise with you for your sexual experiences.

Pele! Choose your sexual partners more carefully in future.

Lol

beckyomas: And i think dat is d worst U̶̲̥̅̊ cld av picked SOoº°˚ ˚°ºo far? Why are the̶̲̥̅̊ other 2 old ones still there, dats d worst of them if U̶̲̥̅̊ ask me...thnx anyway...

Are you serious? Those are the photos I received from you. You actually think the two old ones are the worst? Nawa. Ok I will remove them.