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coogar: your own case is different - you are 34 year-old woman claiming to be 19!Lool, mtcheww. There is a big flaw in your calculation. If my mum is age mates with idowu and freecocoa, how can I be 34? ![]() |
freecocoa: You know then I just wanted to get your attention so I was willing to do anything cos it was just a crush, omo but now it is full blown love ni o.Abeg, wetin be this? |
coogar: go ahead with your bad self!Stop chatting shyt mehn! Someone who is 15 would add a few years to their age but once they hit 18-19-20 there is no way they will want to add their ages up. Abeg, go read the manual on women again. |
Shollypopz: lol yeah, all the bitter women in their 30s basicallyImagine oo, my mama's age mates and dem dey here dey form my age. ![]() |
Lol, I think everyone has seen shymexx's picture. |
Idowuogbo: he tried na! airport he never reach. as he dey sef, hin stil dey dive from hin dining table dey pretend hin b aeroplane.i can bet my last agbalumo if u ask am he will tell u india na state for america.Lmao, abi but na big fat fail sha. He should have done his research. Google map is free. |
wonlasewonimi: Odunnu is half caste. Her mom is Edo and Dad from Oyo. They went to see her future when she was born and discovered she would be an Accountant thats why they named her treasury.Lool, stop chatting shyt. How is elephant castle in north london? |
freecocoa: Because I'm a celeb and you have to go through some sorta pain to see oneLol, well i knew you be fine girl but I don't believe na you sha. You should be looking waaay older than that. :Ð |
freecocoa: Kandi hurry up na, I want to go for school run, my kids will are waiting.Go and come you'll meet it. ![]() |
Freecocoa, but why do I have to almost break my neck to to see your photo? |
freecocoa: My picture is already there for you and all to see na, Kandi lay off the marijuana and focus.Don't play with me joor! ![]() *goes to look for the photo* [quote author=ekt_bear]I was thinking more of an examination with your hands..that would probably work out better ![]() Anyway I've got to hit the grocery store and pick up some milk, talk to ya'll later.[/quote] my mama said if I put hand for there, I will become pregnant. ![]() Can you get me some eggs. ![]() freecocoa:But you sabi say I don't know what gray pubes look like since you got am plenty, you inspect na. |
[quote author=ekt_bear]lmao how many 27 year old guys do you know with gray or white hair, let alone gray pubic hair? ![]() This will probably become an issue when I get older, but isn't right now. Anyway you are free to inspect those hairs if you like, to check that they are not gray [/quote]Lmao, ok take a snapshot and let free cocoa inspect since she knows what they look like. ![]() |
freecocoa: Kandi put up your pishure na, let us see your fine young face, why are we still on my case? Me wey never grow pubic hair.Lol, so old and never even hit puberty? After you.. My grandmother once told me to always let my elders go first. |
[quote author=ekt_bear]Wait a sec...does pubic hair actually turn gray/white ?I did not know that. It makes sense of course, but just something I've never thought about before in my life [/quote]Probably because you've been dying yours since God knows when. ![]() |
freecocoa: You probably think that way cos you are stuck in the romance\fashion sections.Freecocoa when was the first time you saw your first strand of grey pube? It must have been eons ago? ![]() |
Shollypopz: Miss Amebo of Nairaland!!Ahaha! |
coogar: would kandikane ever tell her real age? never!!!Lmfaooooooo! Leave me joor! @ekt, I swerigad I'm not vain. I guess you won't know this until you get to know me personally. |
freecocoa: You know you look older than your age na him you come dey insult people with "babe" in their names.Lol abeg joor! Yes, na. I was thinking sef many of nairalanders are in their early 20s. Believe me when I tell you I look older in a good way unlike yourself. ![]() |
freecocoa: Oya Kandi put ya full pishure and I'll agree to being an old mama.Lol, but I have had full photos of myself in my profile. |
coogar: the irony....Lmaoo! Stop chatting shyt! I don't deny that I look older than my age(in a good way) but the age people will guess is no more than 23. |
freecocoa: Kandi please don't tell me you need glasses, so you didn't see that sweet sixteen-sexy-hot-legged babe?Actually, I do need glasses. You mean "sour-sixty" I know you're fine, no doubt in that. ![]() |
freecocoa: Na wa for you o. ![]() |
freecocoa: Hehehe Kandibebe who peed in your tea this morning? Omo calm down o, if I'm doing menopause what will slimyem be doing?Lol! Smh *seeps my tea* Anyway, wey your own interview photo? You for atleast show kandii, half photo or even nyash? [quote author=ekt_bear]So if I asked more specific questions, then you would answer?[/quote]It depends. |
I still don't understand how these old old women dey deceive people by putting 'babe' in their names. ![]() [quote author=ekt_bear]i was somewhat disappointed by the kandiikane interview though...it didn't tell me anything i didn't already know ![]() alas[/quote]It's the questions asked. General answers to general questions. ![]() |
freecocoa: You are smart after all, don't mind what people say.Listen ehn, I know you're all old and wrinkly and you are in your menopause phase but please oo, leave me be. ![]() |
[quote author=190-the-clown]wow 19likes on my interview already Is it me or imma dat popular [/quote]You and all your 10,000 alternate accounts. ![]() |
What's potash? ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]It wasnt the head...he commented on. Winks. He was a bit freakiest and many of the men in my area have told me....they are waiting for Chima to Bleep all the way up. Lol.[/quote]Lol I heard men become freaky at the sight of chubby ladies. ![]() |
I personally believe that, the trinity isn't different to other people's religion who have more than one branch of their God. 3 gods but the same. There are many religions with their own 'trinity'. |
[quote author=*Kails*]i want to see that!! [/quote]Nothing to talk about but cleaning baby shyt and house. ![]() |
[quote author=190-the-clown]well the new pic i sent isnt close up and personal doe, but way better and more recent sef [/quote]*pats him on the back*Well, good for you! Lol ![]() |
[quote author=uj_sizzle]190 could at least give us a full view of his face![/quote]It's all part of the mystery. |
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