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Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 8:43pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: To DK and d lots, we have shamed d devil o! We are indeed serving a living GOD. Shame on u trying to take up Davidos wen u d Goliath no get liver.I go blow u if u try dat nonsense wiv me again! Mstewwww..... I dey vex mehn... angry
*hisssss*


Vex bust nuh, na who hold you. I wan see you pieces scattered on this thread.



You nuh wan go google and u dey here dey swell lek porcupine.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 8:32pm On Jul 23, 2012
I am not diverting your attention, infact, I am showing you the way to google. If you dont have time to go there, na your own be that.

I have spoken!!! cool
Romance › Re: My Friend Has Been Assaulted By Her Boyfriend by kandiikane(m): 8:27pm On Jul 23, 2012
seedord247: shaatapuuu. . . Na so una go dey lie.
Very true.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 8:05pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: U perplexed! Are u for it or against it? Pick one and stop dancing n@ked on a motorway.
I have told you to sharrap, I don talk finish.

If you want proof that backs what I wrote, go google, it's free or do they charge by the minute in the internet cafe you use? tongue
Fashion › Re: Men What Do You Think Of Weaves? by kandiikane(mod): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2012
^i see.
Fashion › Re: Un-even Skin Tone!!!!!! So Embarassing by kandiikane(mod): 7:56pm On Jul 23, 2012
Use lime.
Fashion › Re: Do You Have Any Body Piercing ? Where ? by kandiikane(mod):
^Lool!

Well, I have had these piercings: septum, industrial/scaffolding,5 normal ear ones, navel, two nape dermals.


I don't know what happened, my body just started rejecting my piercings one by one but it hasn't deterred me.
Romance › Re: My Friend Has Been Assaulted By Her Boyfriend by kandiikane(m): 7:44pm On Jul 23, 2012
seedord247: Yes. . . A theif should be taught a lesson. angry
And if a man cheats, can the girl playfully cuff him-hands and feet and then castrate him or pour hot oil on it?
Fashion › Re: Men What Do You Think Of Weaves? by kandiikane(mod): 7:42pm On Jul 23, 2012
@jfox, did you mean 1500naira? Who buys brazilian for 1500 naira?

Obviously, it will horse hair.

To do hair sef is more expensive that this 'brazilian'
Romance › Re: My Friend Has Been Assaulted By Her Boyfriend by kandiikane(m): 7:29pm On Jul 23, 2012
Love hardens your body to belt and wire so you won't feel it.

@op, people ask why is she still there? She probably loves it. . They will not understand until they have been in that kind of situation and realise the guts and balls it takes to finally walk out.

I can only give the same advice everyone is giving, tell her to walk away.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 7:21pm On Jul 23, 2012
Ninapha: . And does 18 make a lady ripe for marriage?. OP, honestly, marryn her now may not be a very gud idea for u both. If u love her like u claim, help her with her future first. Let her know ur intentions but dont take advantage of her untill u are sure she has seen conqured. And lastly make ur intentions known to d family if u are indeed serious
You make sense with this.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 7:03pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: Hey slow ur roll a bit dear! Ur pidgin konk die!

U saying Mary was 16/17 wen she got impregnated by d Holy ghost is false. Did d said holy ghost marry her? Y interlink d story of Mary to dat of a 16yr old and some 30 yr old guy? Ur argue menu menu holds no strength.Now pls GTFOH! grin
Sharrap, jor! If nor be holy spirit impregnate am den na who? Joseph? Abeg, move!

Me argument hold water pass di rubbish wey una dey spew. Again I will repeat, if una go anywhere, anytime den go tell you say mary would have been in her teen years when she go carry belle.

Idowuogbo: Omo if dem mention ur name for dat gals debate dem wan do for lit sect, I go protest.U no even get liver
Jare, nor kill yourself over that. If na debating on a subject I am familiar with, ah go do am, ah go do me research without shymexxing my way around it but I don gat time. I rather chill around and watch and see who is shymexxing.

If na politics, you nor go even see me there. You ever see me shadow near naija politics?

On the other hand, if na politics and more time was given, I will go around the internet dig around and find whatever on naija politics, I will Write my case without shymexxing my way around it. Again, I don gat time. I don't want to be an online hero.

It's not my subject area. I don't gat time for dat shyd. I rather spend my time doing research on something that will actually benefit me in the real world(my courseworks). I have better things to do like sewing my brazilian weaveon. tongue grin
Romance › Re: Holding A Girl's Waist While Walking by kandiikane(m): 6:44pm On Jul 23, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Even when she is shitting?
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Yes!

Breathe in the fragrance of your love. Bonds you.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 6:37pm On Jul 23, 2012
dayokanu: Oya quote where for bible dem say she was 16/17
Oya, you quote where bible did not say she was 16/17.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 6:21pm On Jul 23, 2012
@so cool. well, it did not stop people in biblical times betrothing their children so go ahead.

Take your kola nut and bitter cola
[size=4pt]see, if you won't leave there with your balls in your anuz[/size]
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 6:16pm On Jul 23, 2012
^enjoy.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 6:09pm On Jul 23, 2012
bennyraz: For kandikane to be supporting this rubbish speaks alot. I'm sure wen u become a parent and u hav a daughter who is 16, u wud gladly bless her union with a 30 something years.. Mtcheeeewwww
Lmao!



If money speaks, then probably. cheesy cool
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 6:06pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: Vex and watch me ban u! U vagaboness!

U quoted d bible wrongly na! I dey vex o! angry
Vex bust na? Na who hold you?
I quoted bible wrong? Na which chapter ah come post for here wey I quote wrong?

Una, dey act like say di bible was so against early marriage. Una, nor dey read the age marriages kin go for in the biblical times? Nor be jews. Charley, you go anytime, any where den go tell you say mary would have been in her teen years when she was chosen to carry messiah, same as how many of the men where also called upon by God at a very tender age.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:55pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: If U try nonsense dia! Yab am say wetin happen? U dey drink yellow garri ni! U better stop vibrating. angry
Abeg, nor vex me oo. Wetin catch you? You dey kolo? Yellow garri? Na who piss pa nam?
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:46pm On Jul 23, 2012
2gbasky22: But bros u get mind sha, if u at 30 marry a girl of 16 wetin u want make we younger guys com do na? Make we go for 10 or 8.........but nor let her father hear wetin dey ur mind o, e fit kill u hide o.
Which 10? If I pata you!

You go take your time nyash your age mates then wey you sef reach 30 you propose to marry a 16year old. Simples!
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:42pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: If I slap u! No b u reference Mary? Anyways... So bcus dose immature Lil 16yrs old go about bannnnging ,d op shud dive in am clamp dis child? Listen to urself, am trying to b polite here o! Kandifloss! Are u for real? Make a 16yr old a wife so u don't have to pay taxes? Hmmm......so as u dey no b council house u b start from? U paying tax now na problem to d society o! Biko list how much u b pay so far, so I fit refund u wiv STFU! grin
Lool!

I am for real! My tax will be paid whether I like it or not but not towards these 16year olds.
You dey talk like say this thing na today e start when it has been something that has been going on since day one.

Abeg, op make an honest woman out of her jare. If our forefathers waited for marriage until a woman was past her prime(like it is now), we will not be here or even have much time to spend with our parents because either the woman has reached menopause or gave birth at a very old age.
Idowuogbo: She was present o! She is d incarnated version of Jezebel.

Wicked kandi! angry
Of course, you would know this. Nor be me and you bin dey there dey betroth persin pikin to men wey dey di same age as gandalf.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:22pm On Jul 23, 2012
dayokanu: How did you know Mary's age when she was impregnated? Did you see mary's birth certificate, Affidavit, international passposrt or were you there when mary was delivered?
Maybe you should go read more about the bible, nau?
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:17pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: Who is Una? More like UNO!

I stand on my own o!
Me, ah don tok. This thing nuh be God matter, nah societies matter be dis and how society perceives older men who go for 16 year olds.

@topic, in fact, with all these 16year olds getting pregnant and slutting around left right and center and chopping taxpayers money, it's good for someone to make an honest woman out of them.

Atleast, we go free from having our money given to them. Someone else can take over that matter. cheesy
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:11pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: Stop chatting fuckeries mehn! Go and arrest d Holy ghost den! undecided
What fuckeries, nuh be true? If una wan bring God, una go read una bible or quran first.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:08pm On Jul 23, 2012
dayokanu: You should ask for permission from her parents and the nearest police station

16yr old? A girl born in 1996? I am sure you have almost completed secondary school when she was born, You no dey fear God?
Whoa! Hold on, dayo! Was mary not 16 or 17 when holy spirit impregnated her?

God, ke? All these women in the bible stories were all at very tender ages.
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:04pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: Na papa walking stick go give u ring last last! grin
Lol, abeg!

My own ring bin don come sinceeee!
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: U say wetin? undecided
Ah say:
kandiikane: old dem punny don harden aka rigamortis. The guy want something fresh and tender.
tongue
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 5:00pm On Jul 23, 2012
MR MICKMEN: no look their mouth master poster,them just dey judge another man case na desperadoes dem be,but hw 36 yr old sistas full NL u dey finger 16yr old punny,who go come finger the cougars them abi u go cement am? cool grin
Lmfaoooooo!!

Di 39year old dem punny don harden aka rigamortis. The guy want something fresh and tender.
Romance › Re: Kissing Robot For Long-distance Lovers by kandiikane(m): 4:54pm On Jul 23, 2012
[quote author=ANY-PEN ]Next will be f**king through the internet!!! Rubbish!!![/quote]And this is a bad thing to you?
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 4:50pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idowuogbo: Analysis based on assumptions rite?

If u go help me unwrap d mummy, y not? cheesy
Assumptions? Oh come off it. Na today? tongue
Romance › Re: I Am 30 And My Girlfriend Is 16 by kandiikane(m): 4:46pm On Jul 23, 2012
kpolli: Sorry am not like u, I do not lack to courage to approach matured girls. . . . It's sweeter forking a girl that can afford to stay over nite than one that has to leave by 4pm. . . Big fool
Well, then good for you! You can afford eh? So how much you dey pay for make den stay over night?

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