₦airaland Forum

chic2pimp: Post am make we see. No Long thing with my degree in womantology I would easily separate the best from the rest. I bet most of the ones YOU think are fine will be just your everyday run of the mill chic.

TV is doing her facial features justice. Plus she ain't photogenic. Need to see her in real life to appreciate the true essence of her beauty. She is indeed in the words of tuface "An African Queen"



I know only too well that I have seen it .

It's not my fault oo. Blame the sizes of your twin packages. Infact your ATTACK AND DEFENCE nearly reach my sweetheart Ileke Idi own gan sef.

I actually thought you were taking the piss. You call tonto and tiwa average but you find mercy better?
You sure say you well?


Ha! Na dey ah nor sey you lie. Twin packages for where? Lmaoo!
You must have seen someone else's twin packages not mine.

chic2pimp: You no say I don already ur pichsure wella nau .

PlusI'd prefer it If u smacked me with your Bum or Jugz

Lie lie, na so una all go say. I don see your pichsure, pan lie. Abegi!

I don't like the fact that you are associating me with azz and jugz. I know you want me to be a woman but my blokos just won't budge.

chic2pimp: Dreams ke? This one nah real life ooo Biko nu.
Oya post the best looking chic in the Gambia make we compare am to the Gorgeous Mercy .


Yes oo she is best looking specie in my village. Truth be told If she had good make up artists she'll look a lot better than those two below average chics masquerading as celebrities .

There is no way I can find the best looking chick in seneGambia because it will just be impossible. You won't know which one to pick from all the varities of beauty.

Make up mercy? Have you been watching her on tv-eastenders? Did you not see the truckloads of makeup they put on her just to make her fine? The chick's face doesn't move an inch.

igbo boy: LOL..unu ge gbu madu CHAI

Please, translate.

chic2pimp: Oh boy no let the "M" fool u oo. Nah certified Woman she be.
Peeps uaually cahnge their profile sex from "M" to "F" and vice versa just to gauge reactions.



Eh man I don't deny that. As I said she just might be the best looking thing in SeneGambia

I'm glad you say might because na for your dreams that dey.
Nor be the best thing for your village?

Plus, you ever do check for see if I be certified woman?

Don't make me smack you with my nutsack

SmoothCrim2015: Compared to your babes she is heaven! Still the one I want!!!

Why won't she be, she's the best ghana can offer.

Compared to mercy yes!

^bull!

That's the best that can come out of ghana.

chic2pimp: If only wishes were horses.............

But hey you never know she just might be the best looking thing slice bread in the Gambia

Bro, the chick is nigerian. Nothing can ever change that.

igbo boy: Kandikane u be girl or boy?

Man.

chic2pimp: Yeahhhh boiiii u got that right.

Mercy is a Grade A fyne yoruba chic. Miss Sidibe ain't got nothing on her

Ah nor tok am. She is what you call stunning for your village.

@igbo, you are the one opposing -a negative one. Of course you can have an opinion but because it's a negative, you have to prove it. Your babe fine pass dem?

chic2pimp: I don't even need to post any Pics online. A brief glance at the Nigerian beauties thread would prove me right. Mind you not all of em' are stunning either.

Bang On average!!!....Yes u read that right.

My reply:

kandiikane: Lool, now mercy- that's the type of girl chic2pimp and igboboy know of-she's the type of girl, they will see and bat an eyelid.

Mtcheew!

Lool, now mercy- that's the type of girl chic2pimp and igboboy know of-she's the type of girl, they will see and bat an eyelid.

Mtcheew!

igbo boy: Shuooo bros na quarell? any of these babes relate to you sef? see the way u just dey take am personal...

please stop sticking your tongue out, it is so immature of you..

. <Oya, bite me!!

Yes, na quarell, how can you see pretty girls and say they are average. So, post your babe's photo so we can see whether she has a common face or a very distinct face.

chic2pimp: Oh boy e be like so oo

How person go talk say those chics no dey average looking haba?

Charley, post your babe! If she fine pass tonto or tiwa. I will shut my mouth.

Average chicks indeed.

If una think say you can see tonto and tiwa in the street without batting eyelid abegi post una babes.

The truth lies in the faces of your babes.

Haters! Lool

igbo boy: guy i no know how the girls for your area look but tiwa and tonto no reach.....

No talk that one for my area cos u go come off like one of those gambians wey dey use fatty bom bom pose only because say she be oyibo....

Trust me tonto and tiwa no REACH so no go there

Abegi! Stop your forming. You are not fooling me.

ogugua88: With makeup you go say "gawd dayum". Without makeup you go ask them "how much do you sell gala?"

Lol, I knew you would come put bad mouth especially for tonto.

I was expecting it.

I have seen tonto without makeup and I still went 'gawd dayum'

chic2pimp: Lol @ faces that would make u go dayummm.

Tiwa and Tonto could walk past me and I certainly won't bat an eye lid. Those chics are average at best abeg

Ok, una post una chicks nau? Mek we see if we go bat eyelids.

Please!
Una, dey come here dey form like say you can get better looking chicks than tiwa or tonto.

Lol, who are you guys trying to fool?

SmoothCrim2015: Post your Ugly face and I will move on out of here!!!

Bakassi!!!!

No thank you. I'll pass

The picture ileke posted named vb is an average face. They don't move you.

An ugly face moves you and a pretty face moves. An average face doesn't, it's just there.

igbo boy: Are you for real? TOnto? Cos she is yellow? Abeg her face no work.

Tiwa na the way she carry herself me like? But dont come here acting like she is drop dead gorgeous...She is an average girl with class

What has yellow got to do with her face?

These two girls are very pretty!

Average is a common face you see everyday which you won't really look twice at.

Tonto and tiwa have faces which when you see it you know they are definitely pretty.

Abeg, stop hating on them. They are beautiful women.

Talking as if they are the type of common faces you see everyday.

Ileke, I am sure those aren't the only photos. I am sure there are other fine fine babes but you just want to take the mick.

igbo boy: @bolded: really? guy no dey fall your hand..... average na tiwa savage, tonto dike, genevieve, these are average.

these girls are below average biko....

Abegi!! Genevieve yes but tiwa and tonto pass average.

Genevieve you go pass am for street without looking back but tiwa and tonto, you go say 'gawd dayum!!'

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Loool, yessss!!!

With a couple of them(number 2 and 4), they look like they could be natural beauties but too much makeup can make one look unattractive.

That's because ladies don't poo.

It did not say miss nigerian cultural 'beauty' pageant so . . .

Lmao@baby girls hardly defecate. Wait, so when you were in nursery school was that the lies the female babies told you?

Lol, go ask Eve that question. Nor be she come open our eyes.

Ahh, I use to love croqueting but don't have the time anymore.

Knitting-i am not that experienced, verty slow with it but I find croqueting easier to do.

...And they wonder why we have paedophiles. Seriously, see this rubbish?


How does it benefit the child?

Leakage and rash.