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Lool, ofcoz I know na. You think say ah go try challenge landlady in africa after what we went through back then? Crazy mutherfurers, den go call you mama ashawo, just for her being abroad.

Everything, most importantly my face. To many vultures out there.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]what's wrong with myne white?
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We are asking the same question, na.
What is wrong with mynewhite?

shaneroberts26: . Lol,i lyk d way u tek analyse am.

Aha, like I said she makes me quiver. I sat on her profile for a while.

Mynewhyte?

shaneroberts26: . Yeah but its lyk she's got a squint.

Don't find flaws in the beauty. Everyone has flaws but it doesn't take away from the beauty.
I.E kissmylips' eyebrows are far from her eyes but it doesn't take away from her beauty.

2buff: Wow. Then those scientists would have spent quite a bit of time down there moulding your own

But see, unless you cut that thing off though, you're no good to me

Lol, nah. Took them 15mins. You know how they do it right?

You can still find use. Just think of it as an enlarged clitor!s that looks like a small teeny pen!s.

Bwahahah. That actually sounds ew.

I know right! British born people.

Oh, I have taken it with the council and they told me to call the deposit people because it's not the landlord who decides whether to take money or not.

She's a rubbish landlord any, one of the toilets was blocked from someone putting tampons in there and the toilet stunk so bad. I called and emailed her nothing. It was only after I called the council that the landlady decided to send plummer. This was after a whole month of having the house smelling like latrine.

MsDarkSkin: oh hell yeah!!

eww...can't see how some chicks are ok with going without them.

I am on the train now without one.

I don't have large breast so I can pull it off plus don't have huge ass nipples that stick out of your clothes.

@topic, never leave the house without vasline or lip shine. If I am going far. I take with me my bronzer and lip shine.

But I think say na my own big pass ur own.

I just never felt right in this shapely female body God gave me.I felt like God should have blessed me me with your own. So I paid thousands just to look like u.

2buff: Where?

You said you want to be lapped. Being lapped includes stroking. Have you not seen austin powers.

Ak_48 you rich?

Michlin, are you from sierra leone?

2buff: Sweet!
Can you then lap me? I've always wanted to be lapped

Lool, oya come, let me stroke you.

honeric01: Hehehe, transgendered.. are you a bully?

Lol, no. I am the nicest person ever!

michelin89: 2buff I wish you all the worst nightmares ever!

Ay, nuh vex. He was just playing.

Guys, una dey nominate or just dey tok about person bosoms?

That is very true. When I first moved in, wednesdays was my off day from uni so I did clean up but how long can you continue cleaninh up someone's mess. Na me born dem. Den go see bin full sotay e dey tip but den still go continue adding on top. Na me taya.

The landlord isn't taking 1cent from my deposit. Let her try it. I will become a squatter in that house.

2buff, you are 6ft, I am taller than u so u are short.

https://www.nairaland.com/sabrinanene
Very pretty and natural girl.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Once we get about 30, we'll put the names up. Then the 15 with the highest votes will be put on another thread to determine the winner. . . Kandi, what say you?
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Yeah, I think that could do.

Godmother: Means "no" and she's not AT ALL

I get what you mean but I guess the profiles are just being posted to nake it easier for you to post. Plus, what to might find bitter another will find sweet.

Shaneroberts, are you an english man? Or you changed your name when you wen obodo oyinbo?

No spotty girls. Fresh face and fresh skin please.

PrettyCindy: Lol. Were you being totally controlled by the highness or u ran around naked intentionally?

If I wasn't high. I won't have done it.

isquar3d3: Unclad as in NAKKED or wit ur briefs on? U shlda ran 2 d ladies' hostel na. U cld hv gotn lucky.

Starked nakked

Winner- gets e-modelling contract, e-nairaland car and e-1 million naira.

It's so hard, because there are quite a few pretty girls.

But I am still fixated on kissmylips' lips.

Sexkillz, remove my own. I am a judge not a contestant.

Lmao. Funny post guys.
@felliz, you don't know the heartache I went through with those girls. In january, I moved in with my friend for a month just so I can get a bath In a clean bathroom.

They have put me off living with girls. My next uni accomodation will be 1 bedroom flat or studio. I can't be bothered cleaning after anyone or trying to make a house look homely when it always looks like a hobo's latrine.

They left the window in one of the rooms open and the wind blew it away and now time to move, the land is taking she is going to take it out of my deposit. My deposit you know! It isn't even my room.

Lool, ah. Na fine girl regardless.

Lol, wetin? I didn't grow it, I got it manufactured.

I didn't tell u because u nor born me.

J12: And who's the guy in the picture?

Who wants to know? Anyway, nor be my guy.

Ofcoz na

https://www.nairaland.com/kissmylips

Sexkillz, na her link be that.

In fact, ah dey follow her. She seems like a bad girl.

Aha, nah. Di girl dey mek my blokos quiver.

I'm on mobile too but let me see if I can get the link.

You know me? From where owerri?

Ok, I vote for kissmylip. That girl's lips just got my blokos quivering.