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2legit2qwt: Apparently you ain't smart or 'sharp' enough if you have to pay for sex

Ha! Even your girlfriend's own, you pay to have sex without knowing... To cut it short, unless it's a woman that gives it away anyhow, you normally pay for punny. Even one night stands you normally have to spend money to get her laid. If you don't normally pay for sex why would a woman withhold sex until something else happens? It's always something for something. End of!

Oh right...cute guy. He's got this pretty face thing going on in the first pic.

Depends who the person is but if I was let say attracted, then I don't mind contacting. Normally, I just email leaving my number for them to call.

alutacontinua: I think sniper summarized it already. It makes the whole thing looks too formal. If it were to be like you already started a conversation and the circumstances surrounding the whole thing makes it difficult to get the lady's number or give out your number in an informal way, that's a different case. But some random guy slipping out his business card, dt's a lil bit on the weird side.

I actually prefer business cards than exchanging numbers because it can be quite awkward standing let's say in a busy street, shopping mall, bar giving a number out. I don't like doing it so I'll rather someone hands me their business card. Plus, I will know what they do so to know whether to call or not.

lulukay: aha!so I'm supposed ta spell it all out cos I'm chattin wiv who?dame jonathan?oh please u don't know vocabulary like I do hehe* newais I'm sure having fun with it yezzir..its beautiful!!there re so many women out der who want d extra flesh!plixx read dis thread taink u! much love kandii mmuah to u 2

Chai and I was the one called an illitrate? When people say they want to add weight, I doubt they mean looking like a beached whale.

You're a beautiful woman but just stop.

IvyBlue: You should be ashamed of yourself ,why are you trying so hard to make her feel useless? smh!

So, when your fat friend comes to you saying 'gosh, ivy, I am so fat!' Are you going to say, 'no you're not' even though you know she looks like a pig? Are you going to let her feel all funky, continue eating and become even more fat and unhealthy? Bad friend you are.

All this political correctness sef. Someone is at an unhealthy weight but it's wrong to tell her to try and lose abit but I'm sure if it was an anorexic or even a normal size slim person, it's ok for you guys to say go eat! You are big now imagine how obese you will be when you've finished having your children.

lulukay: from ur first sentence and d last,don't get me wrong if I deduce from dat dat u aint literate smh* fat isn't an illness sweety,u nid to get a hold of a few books den I'm sure uld come back here n post d rite thing*im out,

Ok thank you. Someone using 'dat, nid, d, rite' calling someone else an illitrate? The irony! No hun, there are million more books telling you that fat is unhealthy. Have fun with your fat-ness. Toodles.

lulukay: uh uh kandii I don't want to believe ure narrow minded...all dose diseases u listed arnt just peculiar to fat people very slim people suffer them tuu,u might not be fat and be unhealthy,change ur orientation fat dosnt kill,its not a disease!!

...The thing is if you're fat, you're more prone to it.

Fat and anorexia is an illness, hit the gym, hun. I know you cry on your couch everyday with a bucket of icecream but that won't do it, would it? Try jogging everyday or something and put that barrel of icecream down.

I may buy one of these to see what happens lol.

Kslib: @op you are handsome BUT beware cos one thing is for sure; you wont leave this thread thesame if you're someone who easily gets hurt from what people say.. ............
The ugly ones on nairaland will attack you badly..
The jobless old ones who have graduated since 1922 will pour out their frustration of you....
The jambite who got below 150 will pour out their woes on you...
The ones whose gf's have dumped for fine boys will finish you..
All those ugly girls with rock hard face and flat bottom coupled with 2 naira bosoms will definately strike..
Note: Even the ones in the university who will graduate with just "CERTIFICATE OF ATTENDANCE" will call you bloody jambite and ask you to go read your book..Remember you are handsome but my advice is "PICK RACE"..

Lmao

BloggingIq: even my hands fine pass na!

more fine pix here ... https://www.nairaland.com/1309350/creative-freaky-art-work-comes

That was disgusting and skin crawling. Not everyone is comfortable looking at a 'snake hand' right after waking up.

kelvin1191: @Op, what is the remedy 4 pink lips? When i was a kid, my frnds most time insult me with "see ur lips". In 2008, i went to a fed medical centre & after all the test/testis they conducted, nothing was found. I was still not convienced, they referred me to a dermatologist (consultant) @ESUTH & nothing was found. I took to smoking but still no improvment. Plz i need to get it a bit dark.

[s]LOL what? You were looking for solutions for dark lips so you took to smoking? [/s]


...As you were. Just woke up and I'm seeing things

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Been wondering what happened to you
I called and I called your walky-talky no answer



All yours, every ounce of goodness


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My walkie fell into a river, so I was unable to contact nairaland.

Texas.Cowgirl:
I weigh 250 lbs

Oh my, we weigh the same.