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Crime / Re: 15-year-old Girl Killed By Facebook Lover by kandikane: 10:11am On Feb 28, 2013
Well, this is quite a different story to what we found out when she died 2011. First of all, katie was not 15, she was in college hence older than 15. I think she was 19 before she died.

She and dude that killed her went to the same college so I was told. I never saw her with the guy but they were friends in college (because I remembered the killers photo being sent all round bbm) not just random meetings on fb. I don't know, people can distort the truth sha.

I remember when she would see me, she would be all jumpy and excited as if we've known eachother since birth. Lol. It's quite sad that someone can take such an innocent girl's life. She was always so bubbly, smiling and happy, that I use to joke about it because I didn't get how one could be so happy all the time.

Anyways, RIP katie.
Science/Technology / Re: New Species Of Snake Discovered In Brazil Looks Like Manhood by kandikane: 11:42pm On Aug 09, 2012
Tittos: It should be named D'koko

lol! grin
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 11:40pm On Aug 09, 2012
fresh_dude: Ooooooooo I'm just seeing your reply jare. I should have read it before replying Pinnochio.
PS:I only told him that^^ to shore up his battered ego. I just can't imagine myself and dude in the same car. I'm already suffocating just thinking about it sef.

Are you on your period? I did not know men can be this b!tchy. tongue
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 9:20pm On Aug 09, 2012
Lool una nor well.
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 9:10pm On Aug 09, 2012
^lool
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 9:09pm On Aug 09, 2012
Lol!

Sorry love, I'm the wrong girl to prove commitment to.
Science/Technology / Re: New Species Of Snake Discovered In Brazil Looks Like Manhood by kandikane: 9:01pm On Aug 09, 2012
kingoflag:

Nah, it'll just try to have se*x with you,its known to ask politely, if you refuse, it'll ra*pe you.

Its a Pen*is snake for Christ's sakes, why would it wanna bite you when it can just f**k you silly?!

*falls from pirate boat*

grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 8:59pm On Aug 09, 2012
Dondav: To be Honest! I currently don't want to f*ck random girls. I need a girl for keep. A girl whom I'm gonna be committed to!!
It kills me that I'm scared of giving up to just one girl! That's why I need Help

You are not ready to commit. You think you are but no. No one is asking you to Bleep random girls, just find yourself a booty call. Bodi nor be fire wood. Shikena
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 8:57pm On Aug 09, 2012
Idowuogbo:
Monkey!

Dem rich? cheesy

The question is, are you rich? cheesy

Dondav: Lol! Hearing that from a female seems harsh! Have u been heartbroken or rejected before? @kandikane

No, no, no sweery I break hearts tongue but on a serious note yes, I have been.

I'm probably in the same predicament as you. Not everyone is ready when they think they are.
Science/Technology / Re: New Species Of Snake Discovered In Brazil Looks Like Manhood by kandikane: 8:46pm On Aug 09, 2012
Emylexray: This goes to show that there are some creatures of God that are still yet to be discovered.

Erm, yes. It has been said especially in the amazon.
Science/Technology / Re: New Species Of Snake Discovered In Brazil Looks Like Manhood by kandikane: 8:42pm On Aug 09, 2012
[size=14pt]ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[/size]

My body crawled!!


It looks like kongi.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Members You've Met Or Would Like To Meet by kandikane: 8:39pm On Aug 09, 2012
Idowuogbo:
'Domitila'

Dats me saying fawck u in Chinese. angry

Isokay, I know you want to. grin
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 8:38pm On Aug 09, 2012
I don gat no sisters but ma brothers can drill you. tongue
Romance / Re: I'm Scared Of Relationship by kandikane: 8:32pm On Aug 09, 2012
Dondav:

Ok! I know my nose looks a bit large or odd or ugly etc.. But that's just me. We aren't same! You might be all perfect and charming, but I'm not you. I wouldn't go jump off a bridge cos my nose or whatever is odd or ugly or too big etc. Everyone's got flaws... wink

I love you and we should be in a committed relationship.


Oga, I understand sha. I say phuck em and leave em until you meet the right one. Don't settle for anything when you are not ready. You will always want to breakup with them in the end. So, wait.

Always wait.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Members You've Met Or Would Like To Meet by kandikane: 8:25pm On Aug 09, 2012
Idowuogbo:
May nipplessss start growing on ur face.

If na your nipplessss, I rebuke it! cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Members You've Met Or Would Like To Meet by kandikane: 4:17pm On Aug 09, 2012
^idowu available but na 500 naira per night. cheesy
Romance / Re: Who's Dat Nairaland DAMSEL U Hear Her Name N U Tink Wil B A Pretty, Hot Chick? by kandikane: 4:11pm On Aug 09, 2012
hornipipe: u_denied been the_person in d_pic yesterday

Yes, kandiikane will take a ridiculous photo of herself and put it next to a donkey and then post it on nairaland.

#notethesarcasm
Romance / Re: Why Are Our Nairaland Girls So MEAN To Each Other? by kandikane: 1:55pm On Aug 09, 2012
Those that don't have a life outside of nl are the ones who hold grudges.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Members You've Met Or Would Like To Meet by kandikane: 12:36pm On Aug 09, 2012
shilling: In no particular order:
kandikaane
Debosky
chaircover
Seun
Bilyonaire
Buzzedofbeauty

Aye, I hope it's not to pour acid or beat me with bat oo? Lol tongue
Romance / Re: Who's Dat Nairaland DAMSEL U Hear Her Name N U Tink Wil B A Pretty, Hot Chick? by kandikane: 12:33pm On Aug 09, 2012
Jaykizz, this is jusst for you. cheesy

Romance / Re: Who's Dat Nairaland DAMSEL U Hear Her Name N U Tink Wil B A Pretty, Hot Chick? by kandikane: 12:25pm On Aug 09, 2012
Obinoscopy:

I had thought kandikane is a guy? Folks help me here

Obinoscopy, that's what doctors are trying to find out. The thing is I was born with tololi between my legs. tongue
Romance / Re: Why Are Our Nairaland Girls So MEAN To Each Other? by kandikane: 10:38am On Aug 09, 2012
Romance / Re: Do Relationship Get Stronger After Reconciliation From Betrayal & Break-ups. by kandikane: 10:35am On Aug 09, 2012
*Shollypopz:


*Hyperventilating*
Coming back to comment on topic....*respire*....i'm still too shaken to type

Lool, the guy has always said he takes pills, that should have been a clue.
Romance / Re: Do Relationship Get Stronger After Reconciliation From Betrayal & Break-ups. by kandikane: 7:08am On Aug 09, 2012
Ohhh, lol that's what you meant by Id.
Romance / Re: Do Relationship Get Stronger After Reconciliation From Betrayal & Break-ups. by kandikane: 7:03am On Aug 09, 2012
Royal-VII:
Love is dangerous, a very dangerous game...i try my hardest not to fall for a woman.

I am already crazy.

What type of crÀzy are you?
Romance / Re: Do Relationship Get Stronger After Reconciliation From Betrayal & Break-ups. by kandikane: 7:02am On Aug 09, 2012
Royal-VII:


Those people were in true love, Hence the term crimes of passion

What's the most violent act you have ever had as an image going through your head, when your felt betrayed?



Royal, I have thoughts wanting to hurt my partner and I've played it out by smacking or twisting his arms(these are the most I would think of) but never have I had such violent thoughts about him. I mean I don't have it in me to think such evil mehn.

Id? I don't think we have it here.

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