ms pookie: i cant read dis yr epistle to d end man...how old are u tho

had to modify after i noticed d image.

all u need is some confidence in u

I've got confidence.

Dondav:
I've got confidence.

u need some more or i should prolly read to d end...

Dondav: I've had several friends with benefits
I'm not being intimate with them

i still cant read to the end

what kinda benefits do u derive when u arent intimate i dont get that part

ms pookie:

i still cant read to the end

what kinda benefits do u derive when u arent intimate i dont get that part

I'm intimate, but not with all of them. Just few of them! But I can't keep one for a long run!!

Dondav: My Big Nose... This picture was shot last night!!
Where is @fresh dude?

Ur nose b like mop mehn...

Dondav: What's MOP?

Something wiv a handle dat......
Google d rest.

Idowuogbo:
Something wiv a handle dat......
Google d rest.

Why do u hate me so much?
Or maybe u want me to ***.
Sorry to disappoint you!!!

Dondav:
Why do u hate me so much?
Or maybe u want me to ***.
Sorry to disappoint you!!!

Yeah....I want u!

Idowuogbo:
Yeah....I want u!

Sorry sweetie! You Are FAT. And you aren't my type....

Dondav:
Sorry sweetie! You Are FAT. And you aren't my type....

Am fat! I no.

U cursed but still in denial.

Idowuogbo:
Am fat! I no.

U cursed but still in denial.

I don't understand the bolded texts! Pls explain the cursed and denial part!!

Dondav:
I don't understand the bolded texts! Pls explain the cursed and denial part!!

I will explain wen u 40 and still single.

Idowuogbo:
I will explain wen u 40 and still single.

Ok! Fine..
You win. I'll just have to manage you!!! Until I meet someone outstanding....

Dondav:

Ok! I know my nose looks a bit large or odd or ugly etc.. But that's just me. We aren't same! You might be all perfect and charming, but I'm not you. I wouldn't go jump off a bridge cos my nose or whatever is odd or ugly or too big etc. Everyone's got flaws...

I love you and we should be in a committed relationship.


Oga, I understand sha. I say phuck em and leave em until you meet the right one. Don't settle for anything when you are not ready. You will always want to breakup with them in the end. So, wait.

Always wait.

kandikane:

I love you and we should be in a committed relationship.


Oga, I understand sha. I say phuck em and leave em until you meet the right one. Don't settle for anything when you are not ready. You will always want to breakup with them in the end. So, wait.

Always wait.

Bring ur sisters may I drill and leave dem na!

I don gat no sisters but ma brothers can drill you.

@I agree with kandiikane on meeting the right one but then again, u might just hv vulnerability issues

kandikane: I don gat no sisters but ma brothers can drill you.

Monkey!

Dem rich?

To be Honest! I currently don't want to f*ck random girls. I need a girl for keep. A girl whom I'm gonna be committed to!!
It kills me that I'm scared of giving up to just one girl! That's why I need Help

Idowuogbo:
Monkey!

Dem rich?

The question is, are you rich?

Dondav: Lol! Hearing that from a female seems harsh! Have u been heartbroken or rejected before? @kandikane

No, no, no sweery I break hearts but on a serious note yes, I have been.

I'm probably in the same predicament as you. Not everyone is ready when they think they are.

Dondav: To be Honest! I currently don't want to f*ck random girls. I need a girl for keep. A girl whom I'm gonna be committed to!!
It kills me that I'm scared of giving up to just one girl! That's why I need Help

You are not ready to commit. You think you are but no. No one is asking you to Bleep random girls, just find yourself a booty call. Bodi nor be fire wood. Shikena

kandikane:

You are not ready to commit. You think you are but no. No one is asking you to Bleep random girls, just find yourself a booty call. Bodi nor be fire wood. Shikena

I am ready for commitment. Would you like me to proof that to you?

Lol!

Sorry love, I'm the wrong girl to prove commitment to.

Dondav:
I am ready for commitment. Would you like me to proof that to you?

See am! U no sharp at all! Na so u dey toast ur women? Kai! No wonder u single.

^lool

Idowuogbo:
See am! U no sharp at all! Na so u dey toast ur women? Kai! No wonder u single.

Lol! @Kandikane is a MALE.
I was actually talking about proving myself with you @Idowu...

Dondav:
Lol! @Kandikane is a MALE.
I was actually talking about proving myself with you @Idowu...

Me? I'll pass... Ur nose is huge.

Lool una nor well.

Idowuogbo:
Me? I'll pass... Ur nose is huge.

I was gonna do you a favour! Who in his right senses, will date a FAT a*s*s like you...
C'mon! Think about it! I'll just manage your sorry a*s*s until I find someone my type. Or maybe hook you up with a blind man...