Padipadi:

You're the one that shouldn't be silly.
Mikel na thief.

Suit yourself.

I no get power for you and your rambling.

Peace.

Padipadi:
No go to Chelsea o!
Oriburuku orishirishi dey for that club.
Mikel too wan become trending celeb that's why he's doing podcast. Imagine him stealing the name Obiwon as his Obi One Podcast.
Ole oloju dudu, oloju wonko-wonko!
Mikel that was rude during his time.

Osimhen! Osimhen!! Osimhen!!!
Oya say meh! mehehe!! mmehehe!!!
Like a goat, oya bleat, good boy!
No go Chelshit club o!
Na agbero full there. All these Michael Jackson abi na Nicholas Jackson, Mukaila Mudryk, Disaster abi na Disasi, Cucurella and co na trash o! All of them are illiterate money miss road club. Todd Boehly na mumu biz man. And the curse wey Abrahamovic take swear for British govt from Ijebu dey affect only Chelsea. You know Chelsea was hijacked from him which is not good. Eleda Abrahamovic n ba Chelsea ja! No go carry curse for Chelsea o!
Even their fans on nairaland and in Nigeria follow share for the curse. You ll see how they act like person wey him ticket cut abi olosho carry their tfare japa!

Don't be silly!

Both "OBI-ONE" and "OBIWON' were derived from "OBI WAN KENOBI" of the blockbuster STAR WARS movie classic.

robosky02:



Your not correct

Nigeria did NOT play Saudi Arabia but played IN Saudi Arabia in the King Fahd Cup which is currently the FIFA confederation cup.

It was an invitational intercontinental cup for 6 continwntal champions

Group A
Saudi Arabia (Host)
Dernmark (Europe)
Mexico. ( Concacaf)

Group B
Nigeria (Africa)
Argentina (South America)
Japan ( Asia)

Group matches

Saudi Arabia 0-2 Mexico
Saudi Arabia 0-2 Dernmark

Group B
Nigeria 3-0 Japan
Nigeria 0-0 Argentina


3 place match

Mexico 1-1 Nigeria (5-4) penalties


Finals
Dernmark 2-0 Argentina




So we don't play them

You're very correct.

My bad!

👍🏾

But I thought Tinibi gave speeches about recharging the Lake Chad by diverting the excess water from the Cameroon Dam towards that direction.

Abi him roadmap don lost?

robosky02:
Head to Head



Nigeria vs Saudi Arabia has meet just once at the senior level.
The match was played on the 25 the of May 2010. The match ended in 0-0



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLQDPyEql-0?si=mxoZPPhcnxNfRExL

Not true .

Nigeria has played against Saudi Arabia in the King Fahd Cup (the precursor to the Present day Confederations Cup) way back in 1995. Nigeria won 2-0 with goals from Daniel Amokachi and Emanuel Amunike.

Kobojunkie:
The sad thing about Christianity is that it breeds ignorance of a kind that cannot be faked!

The Pharisees and Sadducees were both religious and political leaders of the time that Jesus Christ lived. They were not appointed by God but appointed themselves "spiritual leaders" over the people and also served as political leaders in the land. You would know this from the fact that not only was Jesus Christ condemned to die by the Pharisees but He was tried and crucified by them in allegiance with the High Priests. Herod was just a puppet king in the land. The Pharisees and Sadduccess can be likened to your religious leaders of today who sit as "spiritual leaders" over their gullible followers yet have and express political influence whenever it suits them.

So, in your attempt to fashion an excuse for your Adeboye by using the person of Jesus Christ, all you have just done is expose your ignorance and nothing more.

Well . Since youre the-know-all and I'm ignorant..

You still nefa answer...

Why didn't Jesus criticise/curse Herod or Pontius Pilate or Caesar?

Why didn't Jesus criticise Herod for killing John the Baptist even when he was well within his rights to do so?

Herod killed his brother and married his brother's wife..something that is well knows to be a sin against the laws of Moses and against God yet Jesus was mum against criticizing him.


The only thing you've agreed with me here is that the Pharisees had a strong influence over the spiritual lives of the Jews hence they were targeted by Jesus for criticism.

immortalmortal:
"Woe unto you Scribes and pharisees" that's how Jesus refered to them... Not "anointed"
The question we should ask ourself now is... What would Jesus do if he was here with us right now. Would he do what Adeboye and Oyedepo are doing?

He would do the same.


And Adeboye is actually correct and Christian in his silence against the government.

Jesus during his time on earth never spoke publicly against the political administration of his time. Go and check your Bible, he never said anything against Herod even after he imprisoned his cousin John the Baptist. Heck he didn't curse Herod either when John was beheaded.

Even when he came face to face with Herod and Pontius Pilate at the trial that led to his execution, he never spoke against their government.. and didn't curse them either.

But to the Pharisees and Sadducees, he criticized them because they were SUPPOSED TO BE ANOINTED MEN OF GOD HENCE DIRECTLY UNDER HIS PURVIEW.

hope you understand the nuances now?

CentralBank:
This is my first thread on Nairaland and it is a weird one.

My GF likes to smell my skin every now and then. The parts she likes smelling most are my neck and back.

I asked her if I have body odor and she said no. Then why? She said she just likes it.

I don't understand. I've looked it up on Google and I've seen articles on pheromones and related stuff but I need the opinion of people who have had a first-hand experience in their relationships.

I think your gf might be a bit on the autism spectrum.. it's a guess though cos Ive encountered one ( a kid though) who sniffs everyone.. family members.. close friends.. even visitors too.

ogbonti:
willie willie was no the first - horror movie in Nigeria

I think it was "POT OF LIFE" which was produced by NTA Benin around 1981/82

If you see what "Aimiuwu" - the virgin girl went through when going to the "Land of the dead" to retrieve the pot of life for the sick Oba

you will know that "willie willie" dey learn Work

----- you will see the casket open, "ENTER MEEEEEEEEE ENTER MEEEEEEEEE..... I AM RICHER THAN YOU FATHER"

when you see skeleton dey talk you go piss for body as a kid then - you will freeze .. and the songs too

was not helping matters .....

You're very correct!

Willie Willie isn't even as old as THE REIGN OF ABIKU...!

Naah!... Just the title of that movie and flashbacks of a couple of scenes just dey gimme goosebumps all over again.

shantti:
Please apart from mane who else does Senegal has. How the Almighty Cote d' ivore has fallen . I remember Cote d'ivore of those days

Omo.. they have Coulibaly of Napoli who's arguably among the 10 best central defenders in the world.

Gueye of PSG is at the level of Ndidi.

Omo.. don't underrate those guys at all!

tesseract:
This guy cannot play in the top leagues. He fumbles in matches for the super eagles. He is lazy as a striker, slow and doesn't utilize his height advantage. I hope he has improved now though.

How can a lazy striker score 22 goals in 23 matches?

Sigh!

winterfell007:
Our love for ultra-processed food knows no bound. Noodles are meant to be eaten once in a while and not like a local staple. No wonder we have an increasing number of obese people

How many of the top 10 nations have a high number of obese people with the exception of The US?

No be everything wey you suppose open mouth "waaaaaaaa" dey comment.
Sometimes take like 20 secs pause to reflect first before commenting.

BabaOwen:
This is nice, we need more of this.

Look at how big the cows are sef, no be all those lean Fulani herdsmen cow wey dey always waka about

I'm sure if the Fulanis can start ranching instead of just walking up and down the country, their cows will also be as big as this, if they are fed well. Though this cows are crossbred between Fulani cows and cows from Jersey, Fulani cows should be able to be as big as this if they are fed well.

Young man....

No matter how much you feed a chihuahua... it will NEVER be as big as a Saint Bernard dog!

MondayOsunbor:


MANUAL CAR PRODUCTION EQUAL TO DEATH TRAPS

Are Rolls Royce cars death traps?

Macsjebs:


Source: https://guardian.ng/life/meet-the-worlds-largest-crab-that-feeds-on-birds-and-breaks-bones/

The largest crabs are Spider Crabs...not the Coconut crab

Odinaka00:
A country that has over 200mill is dragging with a Country that has only 50million? Shame.

A country that gained her indepence in 1960 vs a Country that gained her indepence in 1994? Big shame

Erm..... Gained independence in 1994 from which country exactly?

CanadaOrBust:


All viruses are not same. Corona is much like flu which thrives in cold weather (winter, fall)

Ehn.. but you made a blanket statement ñaw...

"Viruses don't do well in warm weather."

You lucky say I no add HIV join am!

CanadaOrBust:
Our weather will protect us.
Viruses don’t do well in hot weather.

But ebola did well in Africa.....ba?!

EgunMogaji2:
When I worked at Paramount Pictures in Hollywood I had a good cart that I drove around the lot to my appointments. One day I got asked for a lift by Val Kilmer. I don’t think I breathe for the three minutes he rode with me.

I met many actors and actresses on that job.

I also played drums in a reggae band in SoCal in the 90s. We opened for many international stars like Yellowman, Israel Vibrations. The personal best for me was opening for Burning Spear. Me on the same stage with Mr. Winston Rodney was a personal best.

Damn... You be proper "Bros" oooh!

I hail!

Beatswim:
your theories here are really juicy... And looks quite well to read.. Claps but sorry to tell that the Bible is not a science.. It standard doesn't change and the Bible dint trivialize the issue of pregnancy and premarital sex that u mentioned here.. Hebrews 13 vs 4 is clear and cant be twisted.. If the marriage is not honorable i. e let the bed be undefiled....am sorry the foundation will be faulty

Oga...

Rahab was a hoe!

By all intents and purposes, she isn't supposed to be one of the only three women mentioned in the genealogy of Jesus Christ.
But hey.. she's there.

Ditto Ruth... Who isn't an Israelite.. she's from Moab.. an unholy people. A people God himself abhorred his people from marrying.. yet surprise-surprise... She's also mentioned as one of Jesus's human ancestors.

These two people I mentioned both married Israelites. And if by going be your "holiness"
doctrine, had VERY faulty foundations yet God approved their marriages and even ALLOWED them become ancestors of our Lord Jesus Christ.

And yet, you still think virginity is a prime factor in holy matrimony?!

Omo.. you're still sitting on a long thing.

Beatswim:
if the foundation be bad... What can the righteous do? Be wise bro

Oga...

That Joseph still went ahead to marry Mary despite the backlash she would have faced from the society means that 1+1not always 2.


There are different foundational problems in marriages today however, premarital pregnancy in my opinion, isn't one of them.


Lack of trust ..
Incompatibility
Bad financial habits
Abuse (emotional,verbal and physical)
Deceit

Amongst others are symptoms of a faulty marital foundation.

Premarital sex and pregnancy just ain't as serious as the ones up there.

Beatswim:
bros as a counsellor.. I married without a job for 5 years before God openwd a big way for me this year.. I married a nurse... So respectful... Highly tolerant and very understanding lady.. The question i need to ask u is dis... Are u a Christian? If yes then i dont feel u know about seeking God's face before u choose a woman... From inception this marriage is quite faulty.. U are going to this marriage because shes pregnant... That a bad foundation..that lady will frustrate you..beta accept her child and seek God's face for a life partner

"Marrying a woman because she is pregnant is a bad Christian fouundation"
What sort of nonsense advice is that?

Wasn't Jesus himself born from this same kain foundation?!


Some of you holier than thou folks are just one kain...

At the OP.... talk to the most reasonable member of your girls family and make them hear you out. If you still can't see reason with them then just opt out of the wedding.

You will not die in the end.

Take care of your kid though.

Wiseandtrue:
Either you allow the importation of rice or declare emergency in every state for rice production!!!

It's obvious that rice is the major food consumed in Nigeria!!!

It's not just about closing borders to show your consuming power

What are your plans for the people to eradicate hunger

Let them eat eba.

Afterall garri is still our staple food innit?

And it's still quite cheap too..

eTECTIV:
Dis guy career is going downhill... He wasn't even considered gud enough to start a carling cup match... Any ambitious player would have left for where dey'll get more opportunities

When you know of any other club that is ready to pay him 100k per week, please let us know.


As If dem pay you 100k per week to sit on bench... You no go carry pillow follow join.

Jgoldie:
Come to baruwa inside...ipaja ayobo...you will know jesus is Lord

We must chop Brokoto peppersoup at Baruwa someday.


You live in Baruwa or Ayobo itself?

IamHeWrites:
A Nigerian policeman, Edward Onoride in his tweet said that Nigerian female soldiers are lazy as he backed First Lady Aisha Buhari who told military authorities to deploy female soldiers to counter insecurity challeneges witnessed across the country.

Recall Igbere TV reported that Aisha Buhari partly blamed the security crisis witnessed in the country on the yet to be definded role of women and cold feet in exploring their potential for operational effectiveness in the military.

Reacting to the report, the Nigerian policeman recounted fighting wars with female soldiers from other countries while also stating that there is a lot female soldiers can do if deployed.

He tweeted:



https://mobile.twitter.com/Edward_Onoriode/status/1172429391617376257

http://igberetvnews.com/991644/nigerian-policeman-backs-aisha-buhari-says-nigerian-female-soldiers-are-lazy/

Gee!

Now I know this guy!

His younger brother Samuel is a brilliant Artist and I can stamp my feet and admit that he's the best Mosaic Tile Artist Nigeria has ever seen.

Very humble chap.



I

nairavsdollars:
Temidayo Akinsuyi, Lagos

Chief Ayo Adebanjo, an elder statesman and Afenifere chieftain on Thursday insisted that some power brokers in the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) are merely deceiving Asiwaju Bola Tinubu about handing over power to him in 2023.

Speaking in an interview with Daily Independent, Adebanjo said he is disappointed that though Tinubu rode on the back of restructuring to become governor in 1999, he has turned his back on the issue despite playing a key role in bringing the current administration to power.

” I have always said that Tinubu came to office on the basis of restructuring and till now, he has not denied it. I am not really interested in Tinubu or 2023, what is paramount to me now is restructuring”.

“Anybody promising Tinubu they will hand over to him in 2023 are just deceiving him. The man deceiving him knows that he is deceiving him”.

” Only Tinubu is stupid enough to be thinking that it will be possible for him. Let Tinubu be day-dreaming to think that he will become the President in 2023″.

“When that time comes, we shall see but my focus now is on changing the constitution and restructuring the country”.
https://www.independent.ng/those-promising-tinubu-presidency-in-2023-are-just-deceiving-him-adebanjo/

As old as this Chieftain is, he hasn't given any congent reason why he thinks Tinubu is unworthy of 2023 apart from sentiment.

Give us valid points?.. mba!

But. Would instead spew..

"Tinubu was in AD 2rs ago and preached restructuring..bla..bla....bla."


I guess the Afenifere chieftain just loves the sound of his voice.. that's all.


Sigh..

MondayOsunbor:


What is ewa?

Beans...

Madam...

Go and learn how to cook.. abeg.

Besides, what stops you from getting the exact recipient from the mamput woman and cooking it for your hubby if you're actually desperately seeking answers to your culinary predicament?

Go to the mamput woman...bribe her with money.. Sit down and learn the practicals from her .. then go and replicate the results in your kitchen.

Finish.

morzook:
Check the teeth. Venomous snakes have fangs to inject their venoms

h

Well not all though.

The fangs of a mamba, boomslang or a sea-snake don't look very frightening but their venom does pack a severe wallop.

Wuuworld:
That was how Taye Taiwo was celebrating 23 years birthday in Europe and his twin brother was celebrating 34 in Nigeria.
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Stop being a perpetual slowpoke, please!

This joke is stale and in bad taste.

milehigh06:


Dumb asses like you failed to remember what the west did to Africa...dumb asses like you failed to remember that most of these countries were built on the backs of black slaves....you live in a country where you all have your priorities messed up...you vote for crooked leaders on a daily basis...your thoughts are crooked but all of a sudden that relates to all of Africa...ps. I am Nigerian and people like you make me sick....

Oga.. sometimes let's call a spade a spade.

We had black slaves too.. what did we build?

We had returnee slaves too..how well did we harness their potentials?
Too much finger pointing at ourselves and others will take us nowhere fast.

We gats tell ourselves the truth sometimes and admit that We've bleeped up royally over the past years and gird our loins and fix up our shits ourselves.