Twaci:
Hawayu?

I'm fine dear...

Nice and interesting thread you've got here as always....

I'm almost tempted to drop my own page in your scrapbook sha...

Twaci:
Let them come na

Hello CuddleBunny...

Who dash UBA $2 billion?

And the bank didn't enter distress state immediately?... in this forex starved economy??


Mehn... people can go school yet be so GULLIBLE wahllai!

Damn!!

Hmmm....viewing thread from the background.

AllTheWayUp:
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Northern Coach
Northern Captain....Nigerians should expect at least 60% of Super Eagles players to come from the North under our new aboooki coach


Northernization of Super Eagles has just begun....Some body shout Sai Buhari

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What the heck is your problem

Christian chukwu

Shuaibu Amodu

Stephen keshi

Agustine eguavoen

Samson Siasia

Sunday Oliseh...



IS ANY OF THEM A NORTHERNER CAN YOU NAME 3 NORTHERN NIGERIAN COACHES SINCE THIS COUNTRY GAINED INDEPENDENCE ??

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH DIM WITTED TRIBALISTIC PEOPLE LIKE YOU


I MEAN... WHAT THE HECK?

ARE NIGERIANS GENERALLY THIS DAFT!


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JeffreyJamez:


2 wraps of Amala everyday during lunch time,that is the result.

JeffreyJamez:


Baba!... ... I hail o!.... But no be lie I talk na!

Hehehehehe

my lips Dey sealed sha!

Meanwhile I saw your pix on the other thread...

Omo!.. you don fat finish oh!

JeffreyJamez:
This is what you get when you start distributing mails to every moniker with an (f) beside it... ...this one is obviously mentally unstable.... Too obvious.

You are an evil guy wahllai...




Kai!...my ribs!!!!

Laveda:


You're lucky! I must admit.

I kid you not!.. I couldn't wish for anyone better than her.

Ladies who gives a guy peace of mind without any drama are quite rare and far in between and I'm quite lucky she ticks all the boxes as far as my idea of a perfect partner is concerned.

I hope and pray you have that special kind of someone in your life too.

ah..

well... @ op,

#ILoveMyPartner...cos she's caring, understanding and good in bed...


lol..

actually, it's cos she brings out the youthful ambivalence within me and gives me little or no stress whatsoever. besides, she exhibits commonsense that belies her years.

but most of all, despite the fact that she's got TONS of admirers by the truckload, she still adores and appreciates simple old me...with my grey hairs, imperfections and all.

And with the abysmal mess that Venezuela is, it's still rated as more stable than Nigeria ba

What the heck do these folks think we are?

What kind of stupid report is this?!!

NONSENSE!!!!!!!!!

anonimi:
Interesting twist to the FORGED certificate saga of the Dullard from Daura.



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Sir...
When you took a group pix in ss3, how many m student were in your class?
Now how many students students were there In total when you add up Science class....Art Class, etc among others?

Outlawsniper:
Fantastically correct, op.....

But he graduated from the US Army College..no?

Does that mean that the exams in the US Army College is inferior to those in Nigerian Defence Academy ba?


Mehn..bros...

Go form another lie.. ABEG!

StepTwo:


My Guy, why my talk pain u enter marrow like this?

i read the piece, and i dropped what i had to say and moved on.

u should too.

if that's all you could fathom and drop after reading the OP's write up then I'm afraid Boss13 is right..

I'm also sorry for you and the horde of twats who "liked" your comment.

you're an old fella, not a child.

reason like one who actually has a "certificate".

thank you.

Not many people remember Buhari's role in making Akunyili the brand that she is...

Maybe if she had pocketed the dough from the proceeds of her medical trip back when she was working under Buhari..she might never had ended up being the Amazon that we remember her for right now.


Life ehn...!?!
If only we realize the end result and how some of our mundane decisions affect our future and that of our unborn kids, maybe we'll not be so rash about how we chose our ideals after all.

Sigh!

Meanwhile, kudos to her daughter!.. and that's a really awesome piece of art she's got right there.
She really does deserve whatever accolades that's come her way.

Twaci:
Yay! Oh I had almost lost my heart to its erratic beating for a moment!

The lady with the Midas touch...

Cheers to your determination, passion and courage of you and your team-members during the run up to the eventual crowning of your contestant.

Hopefully, may you always have friends and will wishers to fall back to your upwards March to the zenith of your success in whatever endeavor you lay your hands on.

And cheers to you Lanicky for persevering through despite all odds.

I vote Lanicky

Cc: NLjega.

HandOfChukwu:
Which is why the government is to blame, they are supposed to encourage and subsidise Nigerians that want to take part in all facets of Nigerian industry but they don't which allows oyibo thief's like her to come and steal from us. You are the only daft one here. Mugu.

How is she a thief?

What has she stolen?

Your money?.. or the land you bought up north?

No.

It's the subsidized fertilizer with your name and logo imprinted on it that she stole!

Nonsense!

My guy... find something better doing.

Be an inspiration to Nigerians and myself be empowering yourself and your immediate society with jobs and stop making noise on Nairaland day after day..from morning till night..while at the same time, taking single digits off our IQ with your negative minded bants.

Be an inspiration young man!.. stop waiting for govt to spoon feed you else you'll grow old without achieving anything of substance.

It's a heartfelt advice.

Cheers.

HandOfChukwu:
You are myopic, she is trying to take over an industry in Nigeria which will only be good for her long term and how do you know she is not here to introduce GMO disease causing produce to Nigeria to poison us? How do you know she's not a CIA agent here to help boko or create other problems? You must learn to think outside of the box when it comes to the whites because they are the snake from the Bible. Any time whites say they coming to help there is always and ulterior motif.

Mma Abasi!!....youre daft!

I've been following your write up on this thread and have noticed that you've got not one position thing to say about this wonderful woman.
If only you know the breath of fresh air this woman has brought to tomato farmers up north. You wouldn't be spewing the nonsense you're spewing right now.

Most tomato farmers, by going into a venture partnership programme with tomato jos are making over 300% profits compared to the huge losses they used to incure until recently.

Apart from Dangote who has also started making serious headway into the tomato farming and processing business, no other NiGERIAN including you and I has thought of making serious investments in tomato business at the scale that these two people bringing to fore.

Next time, if you have absolutely nothing to contribute when people bring creative ideas to tackle national issues that would benefit all and sundry, i'd suggest you either keep mum or move on another thread..abeg!

Jeez!

I vote Lanicky,

Optional 1

Missgdope

ChubbyT.

Cc: NLJega

houstonia:
Very soon in this country we would start to commend the key players in the different sectors. Everyone must show competence. No more God bless Buhari, Buhari has don this or that. Let these ministers and governors take up the challenge. Because the overall boss has no educational qualification.

His certificate from the US ARMY COLLEGE is by far more valuable than the masters degree of your school!

Sorry to say!

wirinet:
My main question is; if the production cost of Nigeria' s crude is about $29, how was nigeria able to survive low oil prices of between $8 - $16 under the Babangida and Abacha administrations?

I guess it's partly due to having a stronger Naira against the dollar back in the day, along with a much lesser population compared to now.

bolt000:
Summary! This Ish Too Long. I Weak Sef.

You've spent more than 1 hour on nairaland babbling today!



Why not sacrifice just 10 minutes to read and understand the bit of info that's being explained by the financial consultant for once.

If you can't, then jejely keep mum or better still exit the thread for more serious minded peeps to jaw-jaw.

No offense bro.

bettercreature:
Economy diversification is a scam! there will never be any diversification as long as oil is still around,it's not done anywhere in the world

dubai nko?

kernel501:


Dont be a big f0000l, He is been tried by his words, not that of others. Secondly, is dishonorable wearing cap in a church, if you want the truth ask your Christian friends.

young man... don't popes and archbishops wear Caps in church too??!

what tha heck is wrong with you guys for heavens sake!!!
everyday complain! ..everyday complain !!

don't you guys ever get tired

jEEEZ!!!!!

Twaci:
I comment my reserve

naughty you.... ...

Twaci:

Shebi nah?

wink wink

kenonze:
It is absolutely out of place in modern society.


However it is imperative to tell apologize to people around by courtiously saying
"Am sorry "

Yes u have to apologize for involuntarily disseminating millions of microbs into the air.

you sef...

do you apologize when you MESS... I bet YOURS has far more microbes innit??!!!

I TRUST YoU...Fine Girls FARTS never disappoint !!!

nyabingi:
Buhari is so sick in the head, when you wore a cap into a church during your campaign you did not realize u have to respect Christian doctrine and your brother El rufai insulted Jesus Christ yet was not murdered, May what befell the woman be the lot of your entire generation, may your own head be served as gift to harlots!

Pls oh.. justcwanted to ask a lil question...
does the Pope remove his big cap during service?

What about the small cap that reverend fathers wear on their "ogor"? do they remove that too during service?

if your answer is no, why then do you need to issue curses on the President for his religious if you're so "holy" a Christian?

Even when Jesus christ came to earth... did He ever personally insult the religious beliefs of the non jews whenever He came in contact with them, (eg. the Samaritan woman, Pontius Pirate,etc)?

the president, for all his weakness did and said the right things. if you take time out to read his tweets on the said matter, you'll notice where he commiserate with the widower and appreciated the steps taken by the kano state government and the police in bringing together both heads of the religious organisations of the state plus the widower and nipping this delicate matter in the bud before it exploded into a full blown religious crisis.

give commendations when due and stop complaining every time. no one likes a constant complainer even if things are terribly bad in an organization or society. when shit get gets to your nostrils, the decent thing to do is either (a) resign and offer your services elsewhere or (b) roll up your sleeves and think up innovative self sustaining ideas and try bring them to fruition. but so doing this, you'll begins to notice that people who are like minded will key into your ideas and the whole organization or society will become the better for it.

dont be silly...that's a pu.ssy cat for crying out aloud!!!

nonsense!!