acenazt:
The Guy iyaff become too arrogant. Well who can blame him? He's outworldly good and has Eufa and Fifa as his pals. Heard he now chooses who is to be called up by the national team.

Of what use is the friendly if Messi plays and aggravates the injury so badly that he ends up missing the world cup that is more important?!

Sometimes one needs to look at the bigger picture instead of making emotional outbursts.

humblesteve:

2hours and you're still seeming

Abeg.. lemme cry in peace Biko.

GrandMufti:


Let it drain completely, leave it for 10-15mins switched off, then charge fully (while still switched off).

Or backup your files and factory reset. Check @jboixxx profile for steps

Sir,
It was drained completely for over two hours before I began charging the phone but found out almost two hours later that it's charging is very slow.

Plus it over heats like mad.

I have only 4 apps opened at the same time oh.. yet it's showing 41% temperature.

henry007:


That's extreme. Did you recently do an OS upgrade or are you running the MIUI version that shipped with your phone?

I did an OTA upgrade about a month ago.

henry007:


Your battery is getting warm too. Turn it off and let it charge for 5mins, then turn it on. Let us know if it made a battery % jump.

I did that too

Even had to place my phone on cold satchet of water.

It cooled down drastically alright but there was no upward movement in my battery percentage at all.

fibonacci2526:



Power source?

Gen.

Though not the i-better-pass-my-neighbor variety sha.

eleojo23:


Probably bad cable

I've tried three different fairly thick cables all to no avail.

The last of which I finally settled for was a month old infinix charger.

Would be glad if I could get some help of some sort

Hello everyone..

Please I think I'm having issues with my phone.

It seems it's taking quite a while to charge nowadays.

I've been charging my phone for almost two hours now and it's still on 16%

I dunno what else to do.

Im on Miui 9.2.4.0.

Jerryojozy:
Chai! What have we done to deserve this ? 94 students are still missing from Yobe Boko haram attack and this directionless man is talking about fulfilling major promises. My PVC is ready. #KanawaDabo


Genius J

Nobody is missing sir.
All the kids have been accounted for.

seunny4lif:
Senegal ( 5 months) :
The best west Africa for me, 90% Muslims nation but you wouldn't even know. You can slap a Soldier in Senegal no problem but do that to police officer and be ready for 4 months in Jail.
Apart from Dakar, the other areas are not much developed
NB:
Dakar is so nice but Igbo boiz has made Senegalese police to be targeting Nigerians.
They believe all Nigerians are Scammers becos that what most Nigerians in Senegal do for living.
Churches have so many programs for Scammers and vigil to help them see Magas.
Don't be surprise when you see Europeans travelling with you inside the Bus o Oooh even within the city



Niger Rep (4 months):
Nothing much diff from Northern Nigeria but Alcohol is legalized and the country own more than 4 brewery companies.
Friday's night na Club but the ladies are Nigerians.
Igbos and Yorubas girls has Oloshos


Sierra Leone ( 3 weeks):
Are you looking for easy to fuvk girls?
Sierra leone are the cheapest girls to bleep cos just buy a plate of food for them and it is finish but mehn those chicks get unbelievable ASS and they will fuvk your soul out .
Dogg style
The only food in that country is Rice and Cassava.
Every soup is around Cassava leaves

Guinea ( 4 days)
Those chicks over there are the most beautiful ladies in the whole West Africa. They like Nigerian guys becos of what Igbo guys are doing over there.
Once the police see a Nigerian? Money don come.
They will hold you at every check point as a Nigerian and you must pay.
The road from Mali to Guinea and from Guinea to Senegal are the worst roads, I have ever seen in my life.
Worst currency in West Africa.
3K = 270K
I and my friend ate rice and full Chicken and everybody was looking at our plate.

Me : How much is our bills?
Seller: 26K (I will never forget)
We : Jeus Christ, wahala dey oooooh
Seller: Its even cheap self compare to other places
We: We thought, it's was Naira but it's was useless Guinea Franc
We: Ooh 26k Guinea Franc, that's less than #1200
We order for more Chicken and beer joor




Benin Rep (All together 1 month)
Not much fun
Same like Nigeria

Togo (2 days )

Ghana ( Just 2 days)

Burkina Faso( 1 day)

Mali ( 3 days)
That's country is too big
Travelling within the country takes days
Haba


NB: About West Africa including Nigeria
If you have money to do business then no problem but if you don't
God is your strength
Planning to visit Cape Verde but my wife is coming with me
Can't check out those Cape Verde chicks

Guy!!

You have lived the life I could only wish to live in my dreams!!!

May you live long mehn!!

Peace!!

stillmaticOG:
this list won't be complete without
Andy Serkis-smeagol (lord of the rings)

This is not makeup..

...this is CGI

Re-read the topic again.

Lalas247:
kannymoore use the email in my YIM on my profile please x

Oh ok

My bad!

Lalas247:

Happy Sunday dear,
What’s exchange rate now? (Google showing 480? Na true ... might be needing you on Thursday for the usual

Hello lala..

Lemme buzz you instead. Ok?

How have you been madame... Longest of times!!!

cocoberry:

Me!!!!!!!!!

Hello Miss cocoberry..

Tried getting across to Twacii but her number is switched off.
Kindly get in touch with me via pm pls so we can set up a correspondence of some sort.

Be cool!

dukie25:
.

Frugality made him spend 3 months abroad with two aircrafts on standby paying millions of pounds to the British.
Osinbanjo should please shut up, we're not all zombies you know.

Millions of pounds?

Bros abeg,

Fear God nah.

Wait...wait first oh!

Are they saying that their wind turbines alone generates 37,000 megawatts!!!!!

How much does it cost exactly to have such along the Lagos oceanic coastline?

Isn't this doable in the long run?!

Wisedove:
Nigerians and the religious mentality.
Why must they relate bush animal that come to the settlement as witch?

That's just a Koala for crying out loud , Koala climb anything claimable I'm sure that there will be trees around that place

That is not a koala either! Koalas are marsupials which live only in Australia.

I suspect the animal to be a member or the genus lemurisidae of which the bushbaby is a member too ... Maybe a Potto or a Loris . It definitely isn't a bushbaby tho cos it doesn't have it's bushy tail.

Luizkid:
That's a Wombat...these are rare creatures nearing extinction. Sorry u found urself in Benin.. Jungle Justice everywhere notin is safe

Wombats are marsupials.. they don't live anywhere else in the world except Australia

Lagbaja01:
take heart bro.

No wahala bros.

Lagbaja01:
if you could design that gigantic structure, designing a head should not be that difficult....something tells me both the artist n Fela's family r hidden something.

And to think someone with the username Lagbaja and also knowing what Lagbaja's masked persona stood for... Is asking this sort of question , beats me hollow, to be very frank!

:

Ishilove:

As in ehn. He is so placid and easygoing, and many times he is the one who cautions me offline about some of my jaguda behaviour

awwww!

Ishilove:

On his behalf... AMEN!!

Nna!

Na wa for you sef!

You just totally forget my side!

You no even add me join for mentions sef..

Na wa for you oh.




Ps.. meanwhile!!.. how Far madam??

How have you been?

Jeez!!

I was late oh!!

Oga Naptu2.. I'm so very sorry about my Birthday greetings coming rather late. I was totally unaware, heck! I didn't even know your birthday until I stumbled upon this thread by chance only moment ago.

So Oga.. lemme just wish you the very best of God's infinite blessings... Also, long life, the best of health (very important) and peace of mind.

Do continue to be a source of blessing to everyone around you who hold you dear!


Happy belated birthday celebrations sir!

Arysexy:



Whatever suites ur gullible mindset, and if East is d size of an anthole, isn't that a better reason why Nigeria would have rehabilitated d East without much stress?

My question again remains, did Nigeria rehabilitate the East she bombed to ashes after d bloody 3 yrs war? Yes or No?

yes.

the east isn't a barren wasteland right now is it?

are you trying to say that the bridges.. the electrical projects.. the government hospitals, and roads you're enjoying right about now we're all created pre-biafran war?

are you trying to say right now that the world Bank is now wrong in trying to rebuild Borno and other adjoining states caught up in the book haram crisis?

I mean... what exactly do you expect the federal govt to do to the south East that it hasn't done anywhere else?

Arysexy:


Can u compare d Biafra war devastation where d whole east was leveled to d ground with what happened in d NE? How did Nigeria rehabilitate the East after d war?

erm sir..

but the size of the whole east isn't even up to Borno State na?

we're not even talking of the whole NE oh..

just Borno....

naptu2:


He also donated a lot of equipment to the Nigerian Basketball Federation in the 1990s, but I discovered (a year later) that the equipment was left to rot at the port because the NBBF said that they didn't have enough money to pay the port charges.

Shieiit!!!!

Mehn.. I'm just tired wahllai!


I just don't have an answer to give to your revealation I swear!

It's the same way I was tongue-tied when I found out that just two people pocketed money from Konami and sold to them our EXCLUSIVE GAMING RIGHTS which is the reason Nigeria has been absent from EAsports FIFA videogame franchise for almost 10 years now!

It's been a rather sad day for me , for real sir!

naptu2:


Of course Nigeria had a basketball team. Hakeem was discovered by the great Ganiyu Otenigbagbe (who played for and coached Nigeria) while he was at Muslim Secondary School and he actually played one game for the Nigerian national junior team before he went to the US.

It was called Muslim Teacher Training College that has presently metamorphosed into present day Obele Community High School situated at Randle Avenue, Surulere Lagos.

I know cos I once attended that Obele and I remember vividly when Hakeem Olajuwon donated some Basketballs to the school back in the mid 1990's.

School allowed us use only one basketball. And since we had no court, the ball itself couldn't last up to a single school term before it burst due to endless bouncing on the bumpy uneven terrain of the school compound. Lol!

Cc Lalasticlala

I believe this thread would be needed on the front page or what do you think?

Pardon the mess in the uploaded pictures.. I'm not very techie-saavy I'm afraid.

For almost a decade now, it's been a tad worrisome that the super eagles have been conspicuously absent with every new edition of the FIFA EAsports Franchise.

I know , alongside most videogamers that it's been one mystery none of us has been able to solve. I mean we all know that EAsports pays various football associations for rights and all but it's always been a mystery why Nigeria , with its pedigree in continental and world football, keeps getting the short end of the stick .

....until this morning when I stumbled upon a thread in Twitter that blew me away with details that had been kept secret to many..

when they say Nairaland has gone to the dogs.. some people of authority here wont listen.

just look at what a Nairaland Alumnus just posted on Twitter.. the same fellow many of you guys baptize with "likes" even though 90% of his comments are pure rubbish.

it says a lot about the standard of this fora nowadays.

10 years ago.. I can beat my chest and state Nairaland could stand toe to toe with Reddit and Quora with quality discourse...

now it's the butt of jokes and scorn amongst the intelligentsia of the society.

think I'm joking? just Google anything negative about Nigeria and your first hit is bound to be "Nairaland"

man sleeps with daughter, granddaughter and grandmother...Nairaland

woman plucks babies eyes for rituals...Nairaland

afonja goes to hell...Nairaland

Ipob goes to paradise and meets Lucifer...Nairaland

we are tired man!!!

the owner of this forum really needs to sit up, rebrand this forum and involve more stringent rules regarding posting rubbish comments and threads that devalue our brain cells on here.

peace be on everyone.

halima83:
Is she not a Muslim?

so??
is the hair in her head hers??
what's the difference between a wig and a headscarf?
don't they both cover her true hair?
sometimes Una Ehn?!!!

halima83:
Is she not a Muslim?

so??
is the hair in her head hers??
what's the difference between a wig and a headscarf?
don't they both cover her true hair?
sometimes Una Ehn?!!!